MST3K - 0622 - Angels Revenge part 7/9

[ChaoticYak]

"Hey! Where's April?"

In Paris.

(I just got that riff this time through!)

[felineshadow0221]

That....was a LONG flashback

[ChaoticYak]

@felineshadow0221 Well, they had to give a long explanation for why this movie exists. It doesn't make the hurt go away, but at least we know.

[felineshadow0221]

@ChaoticYak that may help this movie but what about that live action dragonball z movie that type pf wound is mortal theres no healing that amount of pain

[VentMultimedia]

Why would you make it so you have to type six buttons in sequence to fire a single rocket?

[devospud]

8:50 and you can bathe all you want, but the blood of your victims won't come off so easily.

[devospud]

Personally, if I'd been tied up and tormented by a half dozen women in bikinis, I'd be bragging about it to EVERYBODY.

[Unwyze]

Now they're executioners too? I really hate these characters.

[blueskulldragon87]

this movie is so bad it actually hurts just watching it

[Theburn77]

"Whoo! that was some hot chili!"

[Phobos1313]

This film can't decide if it's drama, action, comedy, or Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

[turb05]

@Phobos1313 Well, it's certainly not action, so we can safely eliminate that from the running.

[fuzzyzombielove]

"Hey wait a minut.... This is a lot like Charlie's Angels!"

[ninjawraith17]

2:03

Our heroes, ladies and gentlemen!

[ckret2]

"We are all like a drug dealer on the roof!"

Pfffff.

[RodionRomanovich602]

"Jack Palance killed me! Jack Palance killed me!"

[Neogeneticgrowth]

Look like 30-06 or maybe 7mm magnum rounds, maybe even 300 Winchester. Oh and of course none of their guns shoot those rounds, but that's just assumed in a movie like this. This is amazingly bad movie, palance you dirty slut

[WitherWing59]

Letting a young teenager vote to let a guy live or be tortured to death in front of her? Kinda dark, actually....

[Andyface79]

I wonder if I can sunbathe nude up here?

[inkblotgod]

wow those are huge bullets

[SubmarinerAndroid]

Jack Palance stands around eating candy with such gravitas

[Kinemacolour]

@SubmarinerAndroid He does everything with such gravitas.

[watda74]

8:53 Are...those...BRAS??

[watda74]

3:10 Ah, 99% of the movie's budget, ladies and gentlemen. lol

-Look, just take a Watchtower and READ IT!

[educatedcockroach]

Hey...wait a minute, this is a lot like Charlie's Angels!

[IliyaMoroumetz]

I knew Aaron Spelling had a big house, but wow! :O

[ChaoticYak]

"Try to clean this mess up."

Hey, it's your dog!

Mom! Mom! A bunch of girls took my drugs and snagged on me!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I'm William Katt for Samsonite!

[doomsy]

HMM I wonder if  i can tan naked up here.

[Dulcimerist]

International hide and seek! Nice reference to Monty Python!

[Cassavius]

Sometimes, we eat our own vomit...8D

[DrWhiggs]

3:31 Is that a strings riff of the Torgo theme?

[nickwing00]

Control...control control control

[AuburnRed1]

Okay here's a question, why do villains always insist on keeping dogs that they can't control that ultimately kill them? (this, The Copper Beeches, etc.) You'd think that the first thing that they would think of is obedience school! :D

[dma69nyc]

Love Mike and the 'bots doing the Charlie's Angels theme song.

[lobsopdoy]

Loved the *WHOM*

[lilanma]

@Theburn77 You're joking, right?

[guysmiley00]

@Theburn77 It was more like Aaron Spelling's idea of a "feminist wet dream". I think most feminists would feel pretty insulted by this piece of dreck - not unlike anyone else unfortunate enough to watch it.

[LaDracul]

Jack Palance singing the "Mary Tyler Moore Show" theme...so weird...

[Tareltonlives]

@LaDracul One of the highlights IMO

"But can I make it on my own?"

[86thPatriot]

"Can I have my wiener back?"

"MAH CHARLIE DANIELS T-SHIRT IS IN THERE!"

[Threeblacks]

Hahaha, I love how crappy station wagons always equal "the Johnson family" on MST3K.

[EternalGuardian07]

Sticks' car looks like the Mach 5.

[AuburnRed1]

Like a Drug Dealer on the Roof..... Hey just like the IDIOT ON THE ROOF in Puma Man! :D I know Fiddler on the Roof, but I just tied the two together.

I have to crouch by that other spot!

I thought beating the drug lords would be more fulfilling thant this.

[AuburnRed1]

I like the thumb voting!

Ride like the demon that drives your dreams!.... Thanks Mike out of curiosity I listened to the Hardcastle and McCormick theme on Youtube and now I can't get it out of my head. :D

You know Sticks has to be really out of shape if he can't outrun the older Jack Palance.

[EternalGuardian07]

Could the guy at 7:11 look anymore like David Crosby?

[DrWhiggs]

@EternalGuardian07 He could be cramming sides of ribs into his gullet.

[ChaoticYak]

Boy, he's had to answer a lot of questions under duress lately.

[simon0jester]

"THAT...was a long flashback."

[SeoulMan]

"We continue now with International Hide and Seek!"

Monty Python reference FTW

[Tareltonlives]

"Without tradition, we'd all be like a drug dealer on the roof!"

[Tareltonlives]

"I'm William Kat, for Samsonite!"

[jokerbilly]

what kind of "stuff" was he pushing? cocaine? it looked like he had a handful of joints at the beginning! the plot holes in this movie are outstanding.

[skrapyard444]

@jokerbilly well its obviously drugs...you know...drugs...the kind you use...they're bad for you

[jokerbilly]

@skrapyard444 well it's just that I never saw a kid strung out enough to risk death over a joint. so I was just wondering what it was.

[tsartodd]

this movie goes from being a Charlie's Angels ripoff to being a re-enactment of Abu Ghraib, and then back again.

WTF XD

[masticina]

Let me see so this whole movie so far was a flash back.

Right!

[giuseppigiraffe]

Hey... wait a minute! This is a LOT like Charlie's Angels!

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

[mowque]

That was a long flashback...

[ChaoticYak]

Can you borrow me some swim trunks?

[k4coastie]

just take a Watchtower and read it!!

We killed lots of people!!teeheeheee...

Jeez, it was just the Johnson family going to mass!!

[MarkFanboyX]

The war on drugs was never sexier!

[Tareltonlives]

"Think Peter has any idea where he is?"

"How will I make it on my own?" One of my favorite bits from the episode

[cmurphy2826]

"Jeez, it's just the Johnson family going to Mass!"

[EternalGuardian07]

Hey! Jack's running! They must've upped the budget for that scene.

[norsef]

@EternalGuardian07 For that scene they paid him a double scotch.

[tagginos]

You know, I consider myself pretty tough on crime, pro-death penalty, etc. But I can't really justify just blowing away people or torturing them because they're involved in the drug trade. The morality of this movie is other worldly.

[guysmiley00]

@tagginos No kidding - after that monster of a flashback, I felt more sympathetic towards the dealers than the "Angels".

Plus, when I was in high school, anyone who could hook you up with "something for the weekend" was considered more of a hero than a villain.

[WhiteTiger225]

So... simply for selling drugs... they consider murdering him in cold blood? Truly these women respresent all that is good and moral! :D

[Gjeorje]

"We were all great!" Oh God, I want everyone involved with this movie to die, then be brought back to life then have to watch this movie, then die again.

[daliwndrland]

I was surprised at the Son of Sam joke but it worked....Ah, the seventies, hahahaha...

[Kinemacolour]

I still can't imagine who this movie was aimed at.

Self-loathing men?

[swgmigraines]

"Hey, wait a minute...this is a lot like Charlie's Angels!"

[Applemask]

That was a long flashback.

[boiledcrap]

@Applemask Nothing makes a girl's life flash before her eyes like a TWO FOOT JUMP! God what group was this movie for? The Furons are among us....

[thedaemonforever]

So, nice of the cops to let the girls have free reign to kill/torture drug pushers and destroy their property in this town....Oh, wait...Their ARE no cops!

[Wereupunder]

trish is a dish

[kleethepimp]

"i wonder if i could sunbathe nude up here?"

[ChaoticYak]

Why do people always run to the roof when there's a chase scene? Do they think they can suddenly sprout wings and fly?

[buffypython]

"Sometimes we eat our own vomit."

"Try to clean this mess up." "Hey, it's your dog!"

"We continue with International Hide-and-Seek."

"He might fall a whole 12 ft."

All the money that would've been spent on acting went to explosives.

"Hey, this is just like Charlie's Angels!"

"Girls, we've got company." "Get out the good linen."

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, the reason this movie was made."

[johnnui]

Look, just take a Watchtower and read it. XD

[cironsmith]

I somehow always thought that I was the only person who had watched Hardcastle & McCormick. Suddenly I don't feel so alone....

[Mandi7882]

Seriously...is this like the "last film" for these men before the visit by the grim reaper????

[skrapyard444]

i think it might be

[MSTmike3k]

"he's telling me to kill my parents"

[sleepyhollow783]

"But if I lost control of him for one instant he'd tear my throat out."

"BUT HE'S GREAT WITH KIDS."