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  • "u need fukin help !!!!!" LMFAO had me dieing

  • A lot of my Facebook friends need this xD

  • Chris is hot period. Boy or a girl. Yumm.

  • Your fucking sexy as a man ! geez stay a man! your rlly hot

  • If you stayed a guy I'd love you...butttttt since you don't I honestly don't sorry

  • i need help

  • nigga thinks his a ghetto dr phil haha

  • I totally agree with the homie hopper thing. Especially with gays. All the gay girls at my school have hooked up with each other and basically just bounce back and forth between them because they act like they can't find any other gay girl. Kinda annoying.

  • Lol, they think it's good for the planet..The best. I know way a lot of these girls.Ugh.

  • AMEN! TRUE DAT

  • This is truth right here....... I know someone doing this right now. I'm going to show her this video, and I don't care if she hates me afterwards. She needs to hear this...

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  • Theres these girls in my school that are all friends and have all dated the same guys, it's fucking GROSS!

  • okay so u r my idol!!! and ur hot k bye

  • OMG! ok so i have a story for u...so me and my bf (ex now) was dating for 8 months. then he broke up with me...then THE MINUET we broke up HE ASKED OUT MY BEST FRIEND. then my best friend was like umm no. then he asks out his other ex, and they went out for a week and she broke it off ya know within a week. then because that dosent work out he asks out another one of my best friends... and i wanna slap this bitch right across his face and now i heard he is gonna come running back to me

  • i'm your stable female audiance.

  • I have that same shirt!!

  • thank you!

  • please marry meee!!!!!

  • I am going to show this to my friends. This applies to so many of my friends.

  • thank you thank you thank you

  • Love you Chris. Ur so awesome

  • This applies so hardcore to my friends

  • Lmfao.

  • GOD YOU'RE FUCKING HOT NOW. c: and you're so funny :)

  • @LiliputLemonade he was always hot :P

  • Why do you have to be gay.. your such a sexy guy!! I mean i dont care that you are gay,I have gay friends...But WHY?!? lmao :)

  • I like your shirt. 

  • you look so manly but then you start talking and I was like WTF!?!?!?

  • OMG i died laughing when he was like, "you need help!" haahahaha

  • I fell in love with U after watching this video :)

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  • going green and recycling bwahahahaah chris you rock, i lover you

  • So true, I did that in my younger years but after my first real heartbreak I didn't date anyone for almost 3 years.

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  • Aaahhh! I love this dude.he's so real.every female needs a gay friend that keeps it real like this

  • that is soooo true

  • dude i agree this.

  • i do this, get the buzz of dumping someone

  • If this guy had a real man's tone of voice and wasn't gay he wold be really cute.

  • ''HomeyHopping'' Legend.

  • LEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVV­VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BRITNEY AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOO­OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE­EEEE

  • i hav a really gud guy friend and we went out for 3 months and he dumped me then dated a bunch of girls and now he always says he nvr stopped loving me and wants me back! wth?

  • @SiSTARAUHL sadly i kind of understand what he's saying cuz i did the same thing...

  • Keep on climbing chris!!Almost at the top !!! Btw ~~ Do youh still dress like a girl or do you just dress this tht? <333Love ya XX

  • Thank you!! AMEN hunny!! That's what I'm saying

  • Right on and u are funny + hot too bad ur not straight :) oh well I love u the way u r weather ur a girl or guy

  • I fucking hate chris, but I agree with this...

  • You need to talk to my best friend! She jumps from guy to guy, it's ridiculous!

  • btw, sorry 'bout my effusiveness :D

  • it eventually turned out that the "i have feelings for you" thing was just a desperate attempt to get over his ex. he got back with her about a month after that, but she left him after another month. i totally snapped after that. told him i hated him and haven't talked to him ever since. that was over a year ago, but i still can't get over it. that messed me up as fuck, i didn't expect a "so-called" friend would mess with my head like that, knowing how i felt about him.

  • about a year ago he said that he'd been having "some sort of" feelings for me. you can imagine how happy i was hearing that... however, we only (officially) met once, cause we live hundreds of miles apart, and that was about it... he then stated he "allegedly" felt he couldn't love anyone no more. yeah, right.

  • i hear ya... well, sorta. there was a guy that i became close friends with shortly after his girlfriend dumped him for her ex, and i'd been helping him get through it for about a year, ending up falling in love with him. during all this time his ex was messing with his feelings, getting back with him every time she had a bigger fight with her bf, and dumping him after forgiving her ex.

  • man up please :( you're too cute!

  • did you noticed the rates ? this one took less hit but more like than the leave britney alone but this one is absolutely , incredibly and perfectly better , keep on like this .

  • aw i love you! sub freakin scribed! :D

  • AGREE!<3

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  • Why am I in love with you now... Lol

  • I do need help....

  • Chris your moustache....what went on there girl, get it together lol

  • so true! 

  • I love you chris ! Greetings from Argentina!!

  • If you mute the video, it makes it actually tolerable :)

  • chris is cute until he starts talking thats when u can tell that hes gay but u cant tell by just looking at him

  • that voice doesnt suit ur look haha

  • @zoehowes93 i was just thinking that XD

  • Chris,

    Thank you so fucking much.

    You just pinned my ex to a TEE.

    I'm so glad I sat with my emotions.

    I'm glad I took the time to heal.

    I'm still healing but yeah...Thanks a lot for making me feel like I'm not the crazy one.

  • Yeah my friend she dated this guy for 8 months but then like they got in fights and brokeup then by the end of that week she had a new boyfriend, then by the next monday they broke up and then the wednesday after she got together with another guy an on that friday broke up with him. So i kinda know what you are talkin about.

  • a lot of fucking

  • You pretty much read my mind and my feelings in this video. Thank you for helping me put this kind of stuff into words, and FINALLY giving a word to what happened to me (homiehopping)

  • In a way I'm a homiehopper I guess... but the thing is they always asked me out then broke up with me so I guess I'm one of the people the homies hop on? xD one of my friends I really like I've dated multiple times, she asks me out then breaks up with me I get really hurt tell myself I won't say yes next time and end up saying yes anyways WHEN WILL THE CYCLE END?!!

  • Recycling XD =)

  • <3 my ex did that, going from relationship to relationship, sometimes two days after another left him :< and that hurt me really much 'cause it felt like he didn't even care about that our relationship ended...

  • This is one of the first videos where I felt like you were actually talking to me. I recently was dumped and I feel like I need an "instant fix". I've been feeling like if I dont go find someone right now I will never be happy again. But thanks to you Chris, you slapped my face with a reality check. I realise that the only reason I feel like it would help is because I am seriously hurting. Thank you for making me realise this, and keeping me from making a huge mistake, I love you<3

  • Is that Chris crocker he's so change, love your advice x

  • It's 2:13am... I bursted out laughing at one point in this video and when my parents came down to check on me I said it was the tv

  • That's called a homie hopper

  • I know people like that. someone just broke up with an bf and goes into this mode that she must date or start seeing someone else to get over the relationship :/ without ever considering the feelings of that other person. that just tells the other person that you did not care for them or love them at all.

  • that is so true

  • nigga u weird X)

    

  • this is a much better look and attitude on you.

  • So true. Why do some people do this? Codependency issues much?

  • homie hoper lol but so ture

  • I have that same shirt! :D love you chris!!!

  • People who go from relationship to relationship and cannot be a lone are really insecure and end up hurting a lot of other people for their own benefit. It really is disturbing

  • Chris you make so much sense...i thought I was the only one to think this. Everyone tells me the best way to get over one guy is to get under another. I honestly can't do that..I think everyone does need to sit down with their emotions and see how they really feel rather then putting that next person through some issues your not even over.

  • that voice

  • I love your advice, but I just keep saying you are so hot jezzz-3 u Chris !!!!!!!

  • so true Chris! you're so right =]

  • Lol.

    I'm going to be the person who says,

    "The dislike button is the same size of Justin Bieber ' s penis ." ><

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  • WOW!! Seeing the new you and still hearing the voice is like an acid trip.

  • This Man Has A Lot Of Wise Words.

  • Omg ur soo funny

  • It's even worse when you walk into a bar and realized you've done about 80% of the people there. In my case it was time to find a new bar. (we all go through a slut faze so dont hate). Anyway, when I got a LT boyfriend and we moved in together I told him it would be nice to have some gay friends instead of just us for a change. He said....there ARE no gay friends, just guys you haven't fucked....yet! He was right. They just pretend to be friends with you till they can get a chance to fuck you.

  • Hahaha, homie hopper.

  • LMAO so true!!!

  • Does anonymous sex count?

  • Whoa, I haven't watched your videos in a long time, you look so different!

  • So true my friend words of the wise right here

  • So.. Fucking.. True!

  • People like that don't have the courage to move on by themselves...scared.

  • So Freak'n true!!!

  • this is so fucking true people.

  • YOU NEED FUCKIN HELP ahahahhaah

  • I agree!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @d1dy0uw1n thats fucked up, he should be respected just as much girl or guy. not because of his gender or voice. fuck you.

  • i like homie hopping tho. =)

  • too much real life

  • I think Chris Crocker (the way he looks now) should hook up with Josh Strickland... They're both very handsome and have a great taste in styling...

  • Agreed °_°

  • Hi Chris Crocker, Amen! to that.

  • Haha homey hopping... I've never heard that term before, it's great! And we all have at least one friend that is one.

    Very true about moving on too quickly though, it's not just the gay community that's like that, I know a few girls who can't live without a boyfriend.

  • Thanks for cyber-slapping me Chris, I needed a wake up call. I just broke up with my boyfriend about two months ago. It hurts.. Thanks sooo much!

  • SO TRUE!! I was in a relationship for 10 years and it took me 2 years to REALLY get over it and start over. ALWAYS RESPECT YOURSELF so that other people can and will respect you!!!

  • My ex boyfriend did that... with my best friend. So fucking happy I dumped that loser.

  • @iiLuvSparkles that happened to me as well, what a joy

  • where are the naked tits i was promised ?

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  • Well you're GAY!! & You like to Suck Cock & have it Jammed up your ASS!! People dont understand what is NOT "Right To Them"

    Leave this MAN alone!! What he or ANY other person does is their Business!!

    WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ANYONE!! GOD IS THE ONLY ONE THAT WILL JUDGE!!

    IF YOU TELL ME GOD DOESNT EXIST!! I TRULY HOPE WHEN YOU DIE YOU GO BACK TO WHERE LIFE STARTED!! AS DIRT!!

    That will never happen for GOD IS GREAT & WILL HAVE MERCY UPON YOUR SOULS!! BELIEVE IN GOD, FOR GOD IS TRUE!

  • @CptUSAmerica Stop shoving your religion up people's asses you religious retard.

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  • @CptUSAmerica are you okay...xD

  • I love the new Chris Crocker!!!! :D

  • My ex boyfrind told me that he never cheated on me and that there was no one else in his life. BULL CRAP! 2 days after our break up and he starts dating his best friend's little sister!

    Yes it really hurt me, but now that I look back, I realize that he is such a selfish jerk and he is totally not worth my time at all. Someday, he is going to be lonely and divorced and I'm not going to be his shoulder to cry on!!

    Thank you Chris for making me feel a little better. Take care. <333

  • you must be a saggitarius

  • I'm sending this to a friend. You rock Chris.

  • i couldnt agree more

  • LMAO!!!!! THERE GOING GREEN!!! Recycling ..

  • i think ur rele sexy bc ur gay.

  • How long did it take you to realize hes changed...again?

  • @BritneyAndBrittney I don't pay attention to this fag. I was watching "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!" and clicked on his page.

  • OMG YOU TURNED BACK INTO A DUDE! Well, physically anyway...

  • really astute, i pretty much agree with everything you say in this vid :-)

  • we're friends with one of the same people. :) haha nate b.?

  • Homie Hopper Nah lets call them HoodRats....

  • Wish u made this video months ago...this vid helped me out cause i got co dependency problem.

    Thanx chris

  • Chris, you need to have your own talk show. WHY hasn't a Network given you one yet?

  • You are the epitome of whom u r speaking of,but worse.You went from relationships to doing porn,u're a attention needy,constant love seeking,constant acceptance seeking,moronic fool.U hate on "haters" yet you "retweet" compliments all the time,if you can't handle & accept negative opinions just as much as compliments,its the proof in itself of how in-denial you are.You speak just to be heard,& to convince urself that u "aren't" these things,so go ahead keep SAYING IT,maybe someday it'll be true.

  • LOL GOING GREEN

  • Well said ily hun :)

  • Chris I love your videos! and your music is so awesome and sexy!

    check out my covers please Chris, it would mean a lot to me :)

  • You are so handsome and your brother too :* niiice

  • fag

  • WOW! i missed so much since the last time i saw his videos! but i kinda miss his blonde hair...

  • @XXFLIPPYZZ How much do you hate gays?

  • Listen here you fucking anal fantasy, you better have a nice cup of shut the fuck up before I ram my shotgun so fucking far up your arse that you gonna beg for quick death before hand gets to the trigger!

  • @AnimalMotherFTW2 No wonder why people hate you and you have hate notes on your profile

  • @cooldude8912 Are you threating me? you litttle fucker, I gonna staple your balls to the floor and use your head as a piniata you worthless cunt!

  • @AnimalMotherFTW2 Ok first of all you cant spell pinata and second acting like this is only gonna get you more hate people are already wishing death on you on your profile all im saying is maybe you should stop being so ignorant and realize acting like this isnt cool

  • @AnimalMotherFTW2 A little harsh, perhaps XD

  • @AnimalMotherFTW2 Wow fuck man, you really hit an all time low with that comment, that has to be the most stupidest shit I've ever seen anyone write in my life. I'm not scared of you one bit lmao. Grow up. I don't like to be this mean but I think I'll remind you that literally no one likes you at all. Everyone hates you.

  • @FinalFantasyXPro I hit your mum at the fucking parkinglot every sunday, making porn videos "hobo bitches gone wild" you fucking cocksucker! I gonna nail your balls to the floor and use you head as a sandbag you worthless cunt!

  • @XXFLIPPYZZ Haters gonna hate.

  • Omg you've lost the wig then... I think your nicer when you dont try to be something your not

  • wow i aint been on ur channel in some time i like ur new look pretty handsome

  • meh, i dont mind gay people, it's just the attention craving flamers like this that annoy everyone.

  • meh, i dont mind gay people, it's just the attention craving flamers like this that annoy everyone.

  • you're a homedog man, Kudos to you

  • very ugly gay guy

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  • Michael Alig?You got out of prison?

  • Your really sexy, when you dont look like a dragqueen:)haha

    

  • I know a homey hopper, she's my ex best friend. 3yrs ago, Right after I got broken up by this other guy my other ex knows and r buds w/ she goes behind my bk and goes out with him w/o letting me, her best friend know.

  • I am definitely diggin the new look.

  • fag alert

  • You look WAYYYY better

  • Holy shit chris crocker's new hair cut makes him look like a boy