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  • I'd rather have dirk kuyt on my side who puts 100% effort in each game and doesn't act like a massive bell end

  • @BackInAGiffy which is why you haven't won the league in over twenty years.

  • @xthenewdenial that makes so much sense well done.

    *wanker

  • what kuyt actually says is : he Do that one more time and im telling ur gay that explains the shh singnal of cristiano

  • C Ronaldo is One of the worlds best players, unfortunately he is also One of the sneakiest and full of himself...

  • C. Rondaldo is a great football player but really annoying. Even if a player barely touches him he drops to the ground. Kuyt probably doesn't have as many skills as Ronaldo but he is fair-play. I like that better in a football player and makes the game more watchable.

  • Dirk Kuyt looks like a potato

  • @JakeeMUFC come on man, that's so insulting to potatos.

  • @TheDermo95, yes, but who knocked your first team out of the FA Cup? Liverpool. You'll do well do win the Europa League if anything this season

  • @UniqueGamings Firstly, I'm not saying or predicting that United will win any trophies this year. I think that they stand a good chance of winning the league providing they get at least a point from Spurs on the weekend and City have a surprise loss. And although United have a good chance of winning the Europa League I don't think they will, for the simple reason that Fergie gets too complacent after winning the first leg of a fixture that he fields a mediocre team for the last leg.

  • @TheDermo95 40 competitive trophies to 38 motherfuckaaa

  • @UniqueGamings I do realise that Liverpool have had a successful PAST. But what's the current situation? Yes, Dirk Kuyt scored the goal that possibly saved them from losing the Cup Final but I'm talking about important competitions. And before you go saying that United got knocked out of the Carling Cup by Crystal Palace they didn't. They're reserves did

  • @TheDermo95 *Their

  • @TheDermo95 *Their...still a trophy though...where were Man Utd before SAF? took him 7 years to win the title, Kenny will bring back the glory days, mark my words

  • @loloskiski I already corrected my mistake on the use of their. And yes if you read some of my recently posted replies you would of seen that I acknowledged the fact that it's still a trophy. And why did you even bring up "where were United before Sir Alex?" He's been there for around 26 years I think(don't hold me to that) so why the fuck would you say that. I never said anything about United before Fergie. You just made a totally invalid point.

  • @TheDermo95 got carried away

  • @loloskiski fair enough

  • TheDermo95 he's secured a starting place for Liverpool and been in double figures for the past few seasons while playing out of position. Work rate is probable one of the best in the league. Fact is your wrong :L

  • i would back off if i was ronaldo, kuyt is a facking beast.

  • Another player woulda probably got booked for kicking the ball away like Alonso did there, but he was probably shooting anyway, what with his history and all haha

  • ronaldo is a pussy watch he says it behind his back and kuyt used to be good so stfu

  • @TwistedTowerDire actually Ronaldos Portuguese but yeah he is pretty mouthy :)

  • Ronaldo so overrated player.

  • Kuyt is just angry cos he get owned by CR

  • @TheDermo95 Kuyt might sometimes be shit, but he certainely did more than a potato when he smashed in against united last year

  • @UniqueGamings It's funny because United are better than Liverpool

  • kuyt was always good... but still always not enough..

  • goedzo dirk zo mag ik het zien jongen

  • Jealousy killed Kuyt xD

  • WHY DO LIVERPOOL ALWAYS PLAY KUYT , HONESTLY KUYT HAS NO TALENT: not a perticulary good finisher, slow, bad crosser.....I guess this below average player fits nicely into liverpools shitty team!

  • @kingrobinho77 He scored the winner in the FA cup match.

  • @kingrobinho77 slow? obviously never watched him...

  • Ohh jeez, just reed the description, he calls a 'roulette' a '360 degrees'... Fuck your life.

  • look at all the little scousers acting like they support a good team, when did they last win a trophy

  • @AG67891 Umm, we will next weekend.

  • @floydalbin nah, i think yous will do an arsenal, maybe not as dramatic though

  • Lmao, Dirk Kuyt is easily the best striker in the premier league, just look at the goals he scores...

  • no foul

  • haha! good Ronaldo :)

  • Dirk Kuyt is just about as talented as a potato.

  • @TheDermo95 No, you can do loads with a potato but Kuyt, well...

  • @TheDermo95 That's why he's played a world cup final. And scored the 2-1-goal vs Man United in the FA-cup this year...

  • @floydalbin you forgot his hatrick last season!

  • @TheDermo95 Oh that's interesting...A potato scored a hat trick last year against yoou

  • @TheDermo95 Yes, a potato that can score 3 goals in 1 match against man utd

  • @TheDermo95 Ronaldo spends more time on the ground then a potato

  • @90Splater True since potatos spent most of their time ''in'' the ground...

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  • @90Splater The thing is that you're exaggerating, I wasn't. Dirk Kuyt really is a very untalented individual who's skill level matches that of a potato.

  • @90Splater kuyt the potato is older than ronaldo.

  • @90Splater Ronaldo's shots are in the net more then a Goalkeeper..

  • @90Splater lol 2nd best player in the world.. ronaldo is more talented than everyone who hates on him combined!

  • @90Splater

    nice words m8 =D 

  • @90Splater potatoes are FROM the ground, dumb ass

  • @TheDermo95 But with the strength , determination 100x of ronaldo.

  • @TheDermo95 Thats why he is playing for liverpool earning more in a week than you will ever earn in a year, and you are here watching random football videos on youtube.

  • @con2k8 As are we all

  • @TheDermo95 So a potato scored a hatrick against man utd last season, and kick them out of the FA cup.. they must be like a carrots compared to him or something like that

  • @Oo9ale7oO

    all of which were in the 6 yard box

  • @Oo9ale7oO sorry how are Liverpool doing this season? 7th I think, and 19 points behind United. So don't go bragging about knocking United out of the FA Cup. The FA Cup is the last thing United were worrying about when they were 2 or 3 points behind City. Not that Liverpool would know anything about that though. And calling Dirk Kuyt a potato was a bit unfair I suppose. Potatoes are much more talented than Dirk Kuyt.

  • @TheDermo95 Where the fuck did i brag about knocking United out of the FA Cup? lol i just want to mention the games Dirk Kuyt scores against United, Yes United is better this season did i say anything else? but if a A potato scored against them 4 times in 2 years what are they? if you used the word "Skillful" than talented i'd agree with you i don't think a talentless player can do what he did another than that Kuyt is a tactical player he assist many goals, he's an excellent passer....

  • @Oo9ale7oO I'll agree with you about him being unskillful and obviously he possesses some sort of talent if he's a player in the worlds biggest league but I'm comparing him to the standard of other players in the league.

  • @TheDermo95 and he scores goals at the same time, Football is not only about skills.. sorry for my English.

  • @TheDermo95 I am dutch myself and if you watch the skills of Dirk Kuyt it may be not that much. But this player is the hardest worker in the Dutch team. he walks an avarage of like 11km each game he is a real worker, and you also need that on your field to win.

  • @sven619mysterio that is true he does have a good work rate

  • @TheDermo95 u laugh at him he laughs at ur bank account

  • @MegaKiller325 Did I ever say that I was richer than him? I don't think so. Come back when you can make a valid point for this dicussion

  • @TheDermo95 .... Well even a potato is better than you .... because kuyt is a miljonair .... and he is only doing his hobby

  • @TheDermo95 i'd say hes more of a turnip, but thats just my opinion

  • @TheDermo95 I like potatoes :)

  • @silentsniper125 That isn't funny. If you are trying to be humorous then it's not working. Just leave

  • @TheDermo95 awww bit touchy after all the stick hes getting for making that shit insult of kuyt? looking at the replys your getting you made yourself look an idiot. probabaly you should leave

  • @silentsniper125 I'm sorry but it wasn't an insult. By his standards it was a compliment. And 100 others agree with me

  • love to see ronaldo on the ground :)

  • @TheDermo95 Well you obviously don't know football then do you? because Kuyt is actually quite a good player.

  • @ellis0896 I do know football quite well actually and any player that plays at a professional level is OBVIOUSLY quite good

  • @TheDermo95 So why are you saying he isn't talented?

  • @TheDermo95 You clearly don't know what you're talking about.

  • @CabLuigi Yes I do, fool

  • ronaldos like, you mad, bro?

  • kuyt hero fack you ronaldo suck

  • Ronaldo get your ass back on the horse you little pussy!!!

  • he falls like a vagina

  • he clearly tackles him so whats the problem

  • @mozyman05 lol. look at the way he fell dude.. fuck ooff

  • @malteserman look at kuyts legs you tool

  • @malteserman Yea, look at the way he fell. He DID tackle him, moron.

  • You mad bro?

  • Kuyt clearly brought him down...

  • kuyt ik ben zeer teleurgesteld had hem tenminste het ziekenhuis in getrapt!!!!

  • Cristiano*

  • if i would play against him i would have a red card in the first 2 minutes...

  • Ronaldo is merely a minnow slayer. He does fuck all against big clubs and this is well known fact. Only little know nothing fan boys will deny this. He is a disgrace to football if we are honest. He is a greasy twat, hes even greasier than Nani, which is no small accomplishment. Fuck off back to the smack infested shit hole of a country that is Portugal you one trick pony.

  • @DickMoJones HATER!!

  • @CR9FAN101 Excellent pre-teen response jr. Now fuck off and go wank to your greasy faggot idol.

  • @DickMoJones Of course, racism will solve all problems.

  • @Cocaine8711 Wind yer neck in boy. Point out this "racism" Ive been spouting then. I said the two cunts were greasy, which they are. I did not say all Portuguese were, I merely mentioned what a smack infested wasteland Portugal is. Go finger your sister fuck head.

  • There's only one man who was involved in that challenge and that was Dirk Kuyt. Goes without saying really.

  • shhhhh

  • @jackb00581 i know but if you were the worlds greatest player you would want to show it off too. anyone would.

  • @VerdeEoN1212 messis better then ronaldo

  • @DDDefeis really? cause i pretty sure Ronaldo's a better player. he played for Manchester United when he was 17. sooo you can suck on that since you're the gay one here.

  • dive? hahahaa keep believing

  • Haha, what dive? If you're running and get hit in the leg you'll always fall!

  • Dive? LOL you fucking idiots.

  • Biggest diver the premier league has seen.

  • DIRK KUNT!

  • @desitiger that was a great joke man. I hope you feel awesome now.

  • @dragontjah Yeah it's good bait for fanboys like you :)

  • Aww look at the baby

  • kuyt=cunt

    ronaldo=the best.

  • @dudeman561 you = infected with AIDS

  • @dudeman561 you = another ronaldo's-balls-sucking retard

  • @dudeman561 none of you claims=true

  • dirkie kuyt olé oléee, dirkie kom nou naar huis toe jongee

  • Good reaction by kuyt

  • I like how everybody hates on Ronaldo when he's the worlds best player... Idiots..

  • @VerdeEoN1212 he is a great player,

    but he knows it..... thats why people hate on him

  • @VerdeEoN1212 really? I'd say he came second to messi...maybe I'm confused...or is it you feel attracted to his body? probably that

  • aaaaah wat een kk kk homo 

  • stoer

  • get up u little bitch

  • @kakabeast2 thats what i said to your mum last night

  • @kakabeast2 get up best player in the world !

  • *skill

  • It was sick kill to be fair

  • Kuyt for President!

  • even the Man Utd supporters were on Kuyt's side, so how can you justify that Ronaldo is still playing a fair game? i'm with Kuyt on this one

  • Mooi hoor Dirkie

  • Christiano : shh quiet time...

  • 353 are dutch fans!

  • @XfraserOps haha funny -.-"

  • He was yelling out Ronaldo dived and ronaldo was like shhhh keep it on the down low

  • Liverpool are just a bunch of arrogant sluts who knows that their club is in a crisis of clinching top 4 placing and all they could is to start bitching about this and that but in the end it never happens.

  • @Smart214Alexander man utd fan?? dw theres a number u can call 0800 00 61 61 61!

  • ronaldo was scared kuyt would beat him up beacause he looks like a beast:)

  • Ronaldo was just scared that Kuyt would tell on him, for making a schwalbe

  • @thometalstar a dive*

  • Cristiano ronaldo Always bitching!, when someone push him, he goes down so fake, and then cry like a little baby, i would put my soccers shoes into he's head

  • @killerluuk

    goed gesproken gozer

    thats what dirk says to you if he read your comment(im dutch even)

  • MERRY XMAS KISS MY ASS RONALDO

  • Kuyt would never yell at ronaldo if he made a foul, if you knew the guy even for a bit you would know that

  • ronaldo go cry fucking gay lord every day i hope to see on the news that you Die!!!

    and the day you die ill give a party for whole the nation :-D i dance on youre grave and all il shit on youre grave stone piss on youre place where you may lay much love lionel messi :-D

  • O my fucking god,Youtube has managed to put 2 of the gayest players ever together in one video.

    If you would also put Terry in there,I bet they would start fucking eachothers asses

  • Is Cristiano not Christiano..

  • @TheLuigiTube Since we're being smartasses anyway: the right way to say it is: "it's Cristiano not Christiano" not "is Cristiano not Christiano"

  • kuyt explained there how it is to fall when tagged

  • Jealous Kop. Haters gonna hate~

  • HUP KUYT!!! HOLLAND RULES!!!!

  • It'sa foul... What's Kuyt complainig about?

  • Like a boss

  • c ronaldo=fagg

  • I really hate C. Ronaldo with the whole being of me

    but that was a pretty good action xD

    

  • schup hem kapot!!!

  • CR is a good footballer but kuyt is a beast:)

  • that the worst thing ronaldo can do! real players will swear against a other or even punched him, but ronaldo can only dive or put a finger in front of he´s mouth and think he´s the boss. well hell no, Kuyt beat him!

  • @GetitOnJeff Ehhh he fouled him!! Your a fukin idiot they swear at each other and punch!! No punches are thrown in football you fuckin tosser!! Ronaldo is THE MAN

  • @EFEdits he perhaps fouled him but it wasnt given so instead of sitting on his arse and complaining he should get up and actually track back for once in his life.

  • Ronaldo>Kuyt. Take it.

  • @vittumatti it supposed to be ronaldo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kuyt..lol

  • @ahfo totally different players and i would take Kuyt over him any day of the week id rather someone who drives other players on with his workrate rather than some one whp i technically great but complains when he gets tackled

  • Ronaldo feeds off your hate

  • Diving cunt.

  • Kuyt hater never gonna be like him

  • @ratslag tieft op man tering homo kuyt is the best in plaats van die homo ronaldo

  • kut op met christiano gaybaldo

  • @rowaniozw Gaybaldo XD

  • ronaldo is an arse

  • If only Ronaldo had Kuyt's attitude. 

  • nice roulette bij ronaldo by the way