"Lisa Lampanelli went out with the Waynan brothers...she told me it was her first triple double." Holy sh*t that was funny! Colin has got some great liners--I hope they give him a show where foul language isn't a restriction.
@codylawrence100 In Basketball, when u score double digit points, rebounds and assists--that is considered a triple double. The least number total is 30...10 points, 10 rebounds and 10 assists; therefore, Lisa Lampanelli did at least 30 guys...hence her first triple double.
'The only time we see you at the docks is when you're coming out of an abandoned warehouse scraping a homemade George Takaei kabuki mask off your face'. This is by far the most brilliantly constructed line I have ever heard on a roast, or anywhere else for that matter. Colin killed it with this line
As much as I was always confused by the decision to make Colin the SNL anchor, this mushmouth is DAMN funny, even though he sounds to have problems delivering HIS OWN jokes, this is one funny man and thank God fo him!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"She called Madonna's adoption a cock block."
"You look like a gargoyle in an Armenian church."
"Gary is the only guy I know with an overbite and an underbite."
With there was vid
GewgleTubeExplorer 2 weeks ago
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GewgleTubeExplorer 2 weeks ago
Great set.
armandm85 3 weeks ago
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RickRomo 1 month ago
"Artie sold out Carnegie Hall and bought out Carnegie Deli." -- classic.
cerzule 2 months ago
your as ugly as sals marriage lol
45LiverpoolFC 7 months ago
"Lisa Lampanelli went out with the Waynan brothers...she told me it was her first triple double." Holy sh*t that was funny! Colin has got some great liners--I hope they give him a show where foul language isn't a restriction.
droltromedlov01 9 months ago
triple double...i didn't get that, is it some sexual reference?
codylawrence100 6 months ago
@codylawrence100 I think its a hamburger reference cause she's fat lol
AUSROTTENY2K 6 months ago
@AUSROTTENY2K it's a basketball reference, moron.
16strapist 6 months ago
ya, i'm a moron because i don't watch super-sized black people bounce an inflated ball around...
codylawrence100 5 months ago
@codylawrence100 Yeah, and you're a racist. Probably 'cuz you have a small penis. But you do seem to know something about cheeseburgers.
16strapist 5 months ago
@codylawrence100 In Basketball, when u score double digit points, rebounds and assists--that is considered a triple double. The least number total is 30...10 points, 10 rebounds and 10 assists; therefore, Lisa Lampanelli did at least 30 guys...hence her first triple double.
droltromedlov01 6 months ago
gary is the only guy who has an overbite AND AN UNDERbite...totally awesome!
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'The only time we see you at the docks is when you're coming out of an abandoned warehouse scraping a homemade George Takaei kabuki mask off your face'. This is by far the most brilliantly constructed line I have ever heard on a roast, or anywhere else for that matter. Colin killed it with this line
droltromedlov01 10 months ago
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droltromedlov01 10 months ago
colin is the fucking man, this roast was sub par to his usual work, he killed at the artie roast
deadbeathero1 1 year ago
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That was the worst roaster ever. Sal put him to shame.
Lvduggo69 1 year ago
Probaly shouldn't have ended on that....haha.
bbz232 1 year ago
"It's like you weren't born gay but you blew a couple of guys and you just went along with it." Colin Quin needs his own show again!!!!!!
romoisabiyatch 1 year ago
"Artie, sold out Carnegie Hall and bought out Carnegie deli". Colin killed it!
mp2497 1 year ago 2
your either a very ugly man or a very handsome fish! hahaha
prncssamy1129 1 year ago 2
"I like your complexion, that just took off the swimming goggles look" ...
BAahahahahah
nightsoldier1112 1 year ago 2
That's called 'PROUNCIATION', levy......
Awesome!
The Mushmouth rules!
jesuspenis666 1 year ago
As much as I was always confused by the decision to make Colin the SNL anchor, this mushmouth is DAMN funny, even though he sounds to have problems delivering HIS OWN jokes, this is one funny man and thank God fo him!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jesuspenis666 1 year ago
LOL
eslubin 1 year ago