Whose Line: Moving Hoedown

[riceman2011]

I bet Ryan made up his verses ahead of time to use for a hoedown topic he didn't like.

[AandM1234]

well today I got caught committing a crime that shocked the nation

It was a well-planned fool-proof assassination!

But something went wrong, now I have to move my crap!

Never again will coat my clothes in some bubble wrap!

[wasupdog4]

I am moving man, I help ya pack

I carry the heavy stuff and take it to the back

Just be careful if you hire my pal, Rick

Cause when he helps, he drops things on my d%#@ !

[spore637]

My family's moving and it is quite a mess,

The moving company has messed up the address,

What can be worse than this horrible idea,

Is that we are moving to the god damn North Korea!

[Stormcat1]

I just finished packing, and now it's time to go

and maybe go somewhere without all this goddamn snow!

We made it to the street, then the van hit a deer

I really shouldn't complain, but now i'm stuck here!

[osamabradleybin]

I used to move houses like you

It was a job i could get used to

Oh agony, oh me,

I took an arrow in the knee

[nosrep09]

firetruck rhymes with duck

[zsbenzc280]

Greg is not funny...

[choochootrane]

ryans verse has nothing to do with moving hahahahahhaah

[Darkfatez117]

Its so funny when colin tries to fit all what he says at the end of the verse XD

[CdL3o]

whose watching these in orderrrr???

[m4x1mu51]

When I buy a new house, I know I have to move

I've done it lots of times, but never get the groove

Halfway down the motorway, I check in the back

And think to myself, "F**k, Where's Jill and Jack!"

[Gabugabug]

Hmm what? More Whose Line is on the way? Sure, I guess I'll watch another!

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

When i moved it wasn't all that fun

That's because i was an only one

a couple of years later i was a real pisser

that's because I have a little sister



[superduperm1]

Oh my family's moving it really sucks,

Here comes dozens of large moving trucks,

I was also told that we're never coming back,

The worst part is that we're moving to Iraq!

[history32jr]

OMG that was epic, i came here right after the video when ryan couldn't do it.

[ThunderJourden]

@history32jr what one is that?

[Storm2394]

@ThunderJourden The BO one

[ThunderJourden]

@Storm2394 Thanks :D

[biteme583]

Drew's improv has improved since his Whose Line days :)

[AgentH53]

02:10 Okey, more whose line.... I have been staring at the screen for 30 min, where is it?

[2595cjp]

Funny

[monkeywizard93]

gee, I wonder what that word is? :D

[YuTubeWeTube]

but one thing wong... little man... i couldnt fit my fat ass in the van LOL

[ScatmanKirby]

That's the best hoedown drew's ever done, but he almost screwed up

[PIRATESOFTHEC3]

@ScatmanKirby You honestly think this is the best hoedown Drew did? Wow...

[ScatmanKirby]

@PIRATESOFTHEC3

He's not too great at them, the closest thing to this would be his "saw your ass in half" verse.

[theSportguy24]

got to love ryan

[uranoobyy]

i waited an hour because it said there was more whose line's but the video ended =[

[WolfofSega]

What the hell were Greg and Ryan doing at the end?

[ewanmcfadyen]

I'm still waiting on the more Whose Line the man promised. I've been here 4 days. Please come soon :)

[XavyWin7]

i am going to move to the best place in the world

it's at a fancy building with lots of pretty girls

to hang with Hef and the Playmates has always been my passion

i can't wait to to go to my new home, The Playboy Mansion

[musicbox193]

Ryan's verse didn't have anything to do with moving, wasn't that against the rule?

[SpiritSoldier92]

@musicbox193 Technically yes. But if you know Ryan Stiles, just getting a Hoedown outta him which they can actually use(because he didn't swear on nuthin), they take what they can get. LMAO.

[MrTvshowclips]

last time i said a word that rimes with duck

FUCK!

[DOtheRAiNdance]

boy Laura must have it pretty easy, id love to have her job lol

[Crimedog3333]

Gavma say's we're fools and clowns for making up our own lines.

"Leave the rhyming to the pros", he complains and whines.

Gavma you whine like a girl, "Mom, it isn't fair".

I bet right now you're wearing a pink ribbon in your hair.

[taimak123]

Crime Dog's got a point, you can't what to do

At least we rhyme, half as bad as you

I'm sure if we looked at your face, it's probably kinda scary

But hey it's not your fault that you're related to to Drew Carey!

Related to Drew Careyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[Gavmac333]

all these people, making their hoedowns

acting like a bunch of fools-- and clowns,

why they keep doing it, nobody knows,

they should leave the rhyming to the whose line Pros!

[stfwho]

@Gavmac333 you don't like it when people have fun I guess

[iceylemon]

Greg got fatter. Saw him on True Jackson VP with my neice.

[Prometheusmfd]

Moving from my parents seemed like the best

In my own apartment I never get any rest

Playing games all day and night, I can only think "Oh man"

The only thing that I don't have is a real life woman

[DarthMalak1000]

Well I had a neighbor, he really was a player

I didn't think he could get any gayer

But one day I got fed up and moved away from this fag

So I pack my shit in a truck and moved away from that douchebag

[HeavyMetal257]

The day that i found out, that i was moving away

I thought man, this is really really gay

But then when we got there, it was really really cold,

You know living in Calgary get really really old

[Crimedog3333]

On my sixteenth birthday dad said "listen to me son".

"Always strive to be your best , aim for number one".

"Make sure before you marry that you've found the perfect spouse".

"Now pack up all your shit and get the fuck out of my house".

[rajeevvarma84]

lol @ greg towards the end as a boxing ref when ryans on the ground

[Dusto22]

We decided to move,

Yes it's really sad.

For a moment I couldn't breath.

I moved to the Bikini Bottom.

[leeks1408]

i hate it when we move, i'm leaving all my friends

i wanna jump off a building and that's how my life ends

i was thinking about it on the way to the new house

then i change my mind when it was Peewee's playhouse

[jamrfromanotherworld]

I got a phone call just the other day.

From my best friend who said she was moving away.

The day came around to say goodbye.

Boy was I shocked to find out my friend was now a guy.

[iluvezanessa4ever]

Ryan <3 lol

[goldenflames911]

Aparently i have to move, i dont really care

Mom said pack up all your stuff, but not your underwear

So i did what i was told and we sat down in the car

Se accidently grabbed me and tried to shift me out of park

[chasevs11]

I was packing all my stuff getting ready to move

I wanted to bring my disco so i can get in the grove

Then i looked at my gun and wondered if i should

then i thought of course i will im moving to hollywood.

[7588js]

colin is the best at the hoedowns. ryan is good and he never suck at this but he rarely produces something absolutely stunning .

[Cocoaben]

Drew Carey sucks at singing 99% of the time

[degergard]

Sorry in advance!

People say I'm lazy, idle as can be

They are all so active, they look down on me

But they can keep a-roamin, drift from town to town

I only wanna move my hand up and down!

True story btw ^^

[statusmvp01]

drew has no fuckin talent!!!!

[wasupdog4]

Yesterday a friend of mine had to move you know

he had to move straight to Mexico

it really sucks I'll never see him again

because it turns out he's an illegal alien

[NobleHerold]

Colin is awesime in this one

[Totto87]

@NobleHerold he is awesome in pretty much every one of them :p

[Lauren5684]

I know this friend of mine that moved away

And I wanted her to stay!

She was really kind

And she used her mind!

[4evr2btru]

I just recently

Moved across the state

See, in my home town

i couldnt get a date Cause every one Thinks that my taste in men is kind of scary

But i guess that is my fault

For dating drew carey.

[Salaame]

I hate all the douchebag-y attempts from losers trying to do their own bit for every single Hoedown uploaded on YouTube! Stop it! You suck! You're an embarrassment to whatever country you come from!

[xXILEx]

@Salame Jealous much?

[GPXgirl]

@Salaame I actually think people do some funny ones on here. Maybe you should take that dildo out your ass, then you wouldn't be so anal. Maybe you'd actually find this funny.

[Cocoaben]

@areaardon Drew is a terrible singer, i think

[Alekatz4589]

Ryan is awesome, BUT! when someone says something about Colin, Colin is Vicious!!!! hahahaha

[TheBouShea]

What rymes with duck, does he mean pluck?

[TMNTno1fan]

@TheBouShea o_O umm, I hope you're joking...

[TheBouShea]

@TMNTno1fan no shit i'm joking

[chaddykins69]

@TheBouShea ...fuck

[ladymatsudai]

Ryan's part = the ultimate one! ^_^

[SimuLord]

I'm moving back to Boston, that's my great big plan

Because my current hometown is a horrible wasteland

Let me tell you something, a place you shouldn't go

Is this awful city I live in, the city of Reno

[Crimedog3333]

I remember back in grade school when we had to move away.

I lost every friend I had, I cried so much that day.

It took several years before I finally forgave dad.

Why does moving always have to be so frickin' sad?.

[StaraziaSelin66]

it takes a real comedian to poke fun at yourself. XD

[mdc2296]

the very thought of moving makes my face turn white, for moving from my house fills me with fright, my neighbors are the very best, except for the one whose name is kanye west

[rrrsegmentat7]

We moved from our old house when i was just a boy

I hated leaving all my friends i lost all my joy

But many years i realized it was whirl

when i went off to college and started b****ing

[mike052794]

i just love how ryans hoedown had everything to do with moving lol

[JoshWhitaker87]

i've got 3 words for you

FREEDOM OF SPEECH

let them try, some of them absolutly suck, it's true, but others are preety good, so let them try.

[rrrsegmentat7]

Today we are moving and i am really sad

Moving away from my friends it makes really mad

But when i found out where we were moving to

Hollywood, California my old friends, what, who?

[SharinganStare]

Whoa.. he has 12Medbe has 1000 videos... Congrats for making us laugh with the classic hoedowns! ^_^

[Bellantoni]

ryan's are always the best

[andu1337]

This is Ryan's best hoedown in my opinion!

[holycow818181]

When I read the title "Moving Hoedown", I thought you meant "moving" as in "profound and heartwarming"... and in a way, it was!

Was this early in the series? I ask because Drew is usually really good at hoedowns, but he seemed sort of nervous in this one.

[Bus7777]

"I couldn't fit my fat ass in the van." :-P Poor Drew.

[genkainai04]

"...a word that rhymes with duck~!" HAHAHAHA!!

[CaZp3rS]

hahahahaha... a word that rhymes with duck..hahaha.. love Ryan in this one...hahaha

[MonayBoyz]

lol drew ended up made fun of himself

[xbeckaiix]

aww poor drew :)

[brandonto]

Ryan is the best, he's always off topic. xD

[PIRATESOFTHEC3]

@brandonto It's his way of protesting the hoedown.

[walker287]

Drew clearly f***ed up his verse lol

[CrashingThunder]

Moving is a hassle, its not so fun at all.

We start to move in Winter, and finally get out in fall,

Things would be much easier, if there wasn't so much to carry,

Next time that I move I wont move Drew Carey.

[gomarlins9703]

when my family, said that we were moving

my first reaction was that this would be real soothing

i was real anxious, to finally to go

until i found out we were moving to mexico

[abridgedfan]

we got a moving person who just got hired

my guess is it's not too long before he gets fired

we ended up having to drive the truck ourselves

because our moving person was one of santa's fired elves.

[fremont1996]

moving isn't easy,you have to find a house

i moved cuz,i broke up with my spouse,

i rented a van,from my best friend,

he wasn't very useful,he didn,t lend a helping hand.

I KNOW IT SUCKS

[GravityFamily]

You are right, yes it sucks, but at least you tried

There are many people who would rather die

Than make up their own hoedown verse

Therefore by default, It turns out theirs is worse.

[CorrectTV]

I'm getting tired of people posting their own verses...

[Cyclonebg]

Why, it's fun to try it yourself, and some turn out quite funny. If you don't like them, don't read them.

[GravityFamily]

Those movers are annoying, They try the best they can

But it seems like moving Is not in their plan

It is always me, who loads up the truck

So the next time I call U-haul, I'll just say U-suck.

[GravityFamily]

I should not Try to hoedown.

[83yattic]

ryan's long sleeves was just like colin's red long sleeves that i saw on the other vid

[LoweJoe]

maybe they wear each other's clothes :p lol

[83yattic]

that's what i thought too..hehe

[MsAli137]

They are best friends XP

[underestimated92]

I hate moving, I just don't want to go

Nobody wants to buy my house because they're out of dough

That sucks for me, though, I am a poor man

Not only am I moving but I'm playing kick the can

(yo momma reference: yo momma is so poor that she was caught kicking a soda can, and she said, "oh, just moving".)

[erik5623]

i love how no matter what the topic is, ryan almost always talks about how he hates hoedowns or about what someone else said. i love that guy!

[Cyclonebg]

It's cheating, but Ryan's awesome, so he is forgiven :P

[lina7474]

lol true true lol

[icemanwasbanned]

you're a sick man

[dayinusmanager]

u r sick

[bchen0709]

I hate moving it really sucks

To pack all our boxes into a Uhaul truck

If I had a choice I'd do this instead

I'd buy a trailer just like daddy said.

[vetyp619]

JUST LIKE DADDY SAAAAAAAAAID XD

your verse made me laugh LOTS xD

[javenetti]

HAHHAHAHAHA, who says yea? lolol

[ckool5000]

Ryan has a funny collection of things he can say when he can't think of anything relating to the topic... He always talks about how he hates hoe-downs!

[DJWidget]

Regarding where I'm from, I have no sense of pride

Sadness and despair, they surround on every side

I'm gonna move away and never gonna look back

'Cause after 9/11, it sucks to live in Iraq

[DJWidget]

Wow...people got pissed. lol

[ZogxUNB0UNDx]

I actually felt compelled to post this because this has been the third hoedown that I've watched where I thought of one mid-video:

Moving's really stressful,

it really is that bad,

and in the long run,

it makes you pretty sad

Because in this new place I live,

someone stole my credit card,

That's what I get for moving to Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd

[imbiggy]

I am such a loser, I'm timid as a mouse,

I live in the basement of my parent's house.

I surf the internet for all the things youtube would ban,

The only Moving I would do is moving my right hand.

[gpciie]

Moving my right haaaaaaaand!

[ConanVictor]

funny as hell!

[kiwi4life4fun]

You evil genius!!!! xD

[rosalieangelface221]

@imbiggy That is a fantastic self written verse =D

[TampaTrainer58]

@imbiggy no you're a loser because you post fake hoedowns on youtube.

[monkbunk]

@imbiggy is moving my right haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

[calctmnt]

@imbiggy lmao. Is mooooving my right haaaaaaaand

[LastPlace9]

sorry i saw bin laiden and it was out f wack typo's

[LastPlace9]

I just moved to Iraq,

a bomb blew up my wholehouse out was out of wack,

When i went to fix it boy it was suprisin',

because when the smoke cleared i say Bin laiden!

[808Angelgirl]

What does the D in the rating stand for?

[bijinm2]

dialouge

[Emzzy05]

the birt is there poducer and ryan pretends to hate him. its funny.

[zgeneralz]

was the hoedown Ryan was reffering to the one where he said "I guess this is what i have to do to please the fucking Brit"? haha, the one in the bloopers videos

[dstebbin]

I just got through moving accross country.

The neighbors are real nice, and it's crime free.

I still feel out of place, though. I think that I will go.

My neighbors are white trash, and I'm from the ghetto!

[smithy2365]

wow, drew bored me

[greekdee]

does anyone remember which hoedown the audience couldnt clap to?

[RachGarfunkleHiggins]

I think it was the you're ugly hoedown

[fbpbg]

ryan was such a genious in this hoedown :D

[PODAngelsFan]

When I started college, I moved to NYC.

And let me tell you something, it wasn't quite for me.

I transferred to Malibu, and it is quite my scene.

I got into Pepperdine since my mom is the dean.

[SimuLord]

The greatest day of my life was my moving day

I packed up all my stuff and I moved to LA

My life is so much easier, my life is no sweat

But all of my new neighbors tell me that my back is wet

[JessieSmells]

you can see at the start how much colin and ryan dont like doing hoedowns.

[harryfan100]

i hate moving it is really sad

i have to leave my friends and i miss them real bad

i cant stand moving it really makes me glum

so i left my house to move to the park and become a bum

[Siibillam]

Aww Drew Carey has low self esteem! Good on him, he's alright

[BtInTheMorning]

dude thats low

[Statalyzer]

He's lucky YouTube doesn't moderate the comments and gives people the right to say stupid ****

[Jinder221]

that was terrible

[kirbyrocknroll]

lol @ Drew.

[pippyspot]

Lol @ Ryan fainting :P

[monfootball]

ive been lookin for this one forever and i finally found it i love what ryan says

[DJtim86]

Moving house is stressfull

not an easy thing to do

if you don't like moving

you can join the crew

last time I did it

it took not even a day

I said why i'm not moving

I'll stay hear what the hey!

[royalgirl31]

I love Greg counting Ryan out at the end :)

[BabiBean1122]

Love This Show And All The Hoedowns xx

[Sa967St]

"last september I had a stressful day"? Umm...September is a month lol

[XxXimapirateXxX]

he is talking about a day IN september smarty

[Sa967St]

yeah I know thats probably what he meant

[smexxime93]

Ryan's verse kicks ass!!!

[MBlaze14]

duck....luck.....yuck....i wonder what the other word is.....o wait i know it f---!

[kidplayinggames]

no you mean f@#k

[MatthewIorio]

no you mean fuck

[breadmold5]

I had to move

Just a couple days ago

I'm starting to get used to it

The house's layout I now know

But my life now sucks

The house is comfortable as rocks

I lost money gambling

So I moved into a box

[MissEricaGirl]

Best one ever by Ryan! A word that rhymes with duck!