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  • The NC is more of a parody of a movie reviewer. So is the angry video game nerd. Angry Joe how ever is a serious reviewer

  • well ya see nc actually hates movies we hate! we likes the lion king! and let me tell u he makes funny's!!!!!!

  • I was the one who sent that death threat e-mail and I'm sooooo proud :).

  • The video was good until 2:14. Now I have to click dislike.

  • lol this guy is like the ultimate troll

  • You just have to appreciate the total irony here.

    Also....he sucks because he reviews movies that people did hate?

  • Confused Mathew is a hundred times more intelligent and relevant then the stupid nostalgia critic and his team of losers. Mathew put Roger Ebert in his place while the critic just blindly follows him.

  • @LeahWayEarth Yeah, because the NC is a huge fan of everything Ebert likes, like Junior, Star Wars Episode I, District 9, Avatar, James and the Giant Peach...oh, wait.

  • @LeahWayEarth Dude seriously! I can take you dissing Ebert, I can take you dissing Siskel! But nobody disses The NC! NOBODY!!!

  • @hajlender12, Give Confused Mathew a listen, and you'll be on my side.

  • @LeahWayEarth I did listen to 4 of his videos and the only thing I got is that he likes nitpicking every single one of my favorite movies!

  • @LeahWayEarth

    Yea right, he reviews movies, with: Arguments that make no sence, he doesn't know how either character developement, or plot developement works. And most of all, if he can't find a "valid" (and I use that term loosely) argument, he just pulls a reason for hating it out of his ass.

    Is he stupid for hating movies, that are seen as classics? no. Nor is he stupid for hating on Roger Ebert. But his arguments and points for hating these things make no sence in any way shape or form.

  • i remember when nc was good...

  • super mario bros the movie sucked!

  • We need more people like you...to shed a critical light on the awful movie known as "Global Politics". Now there's a real turkey...

  • People are... a bit hostile. Honestly I found your little review of The Lion King pretty entertaining. I liked it enough as a kid but at least you didn't just say "Lion King sucks because I said it does." which is what a lot of people will do with their reviews in real life. Review whatever you want. Oh and if you get shot, try not to bleed on the carpet. It won't come out.

  • confused matthew has only ever done one thing wrong i can think of and that is his review of the lion king, its fine not to like it but to post a negative review of a movie that everybody loves is a stupid, stupid thing to do, this is an april fool and its meant clearly in jest, you can tell by how comically ott it gets as it goes on, not to mention that he states it at the end, give this guy a break, he's an ok reviwer, just as long as he leaves the lion king alone in future lol

  • This video was totally unecessary.

  • what can I say? "This is shit?" Maybe that's what it was. The Nostalgia Critic has nothing to do with w/e the fuck your show is named. In fact, I doubt he even knows you exist. Like TheNapoleonnerd was saying, you hate movies that are good, so, Doug is smarter then you. Maybe you get death threats because you review movies that are actually good, like the Lion King, not as horrid as you decribe them being.

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  • Nostagia Critic Can Kick Your Fuckin Ass Your Just A Sign He Has A Fuckin Gun Can Destroy Signs So Nostagia Critic Wins And He Can Call For Drinks

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  • The reason that the nostalgia critic only reviews those movies is because they are bad. You hate movies that are good, so, Doug is smarter than you. That's why he doesn't get death threats.

  • 341 people are not wearing pants

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i just found it funny that u said at 1:23 cause you just called yourself a bad movie critic lmao. as proof for people reading this comment and havent watched lion king review watch it he is so bad that he even gets facts from other movies wrong however you must be very tolerable of ignorance cause their is plenty of it HEY CONFUSED MATTHEW if u want an explanation or a counter review ill will be happy to make one

  • nostalgia faggot sucks. at least confused matthew makes actual reviews instead of yelling at movies like a fucking idiot with an awful high pitched voice.

  • I prefer the Nostalgia critic.

  • Ok maybe I should not have been so hard on him, but it seems to me that he is trying to upset people why else would he dis almost every movie he has seen. how about this I think we should take Thumper's advice "If you can't say something nice don't say nothing at all"

  • Look I am not out to make enemy's or anything, but Confused Matthew has really pissed me off, I would have never even watched any of his videos if my sister hadn't started to watch them. Also I find it infuriating that he gives almost every movie he watches a bad review. It seems to me that he doesn't enjoy movies at all. So if he hates movies like all critics do, why does he watch them in the first place. I am sure he has better things to do then watching stuff he hates.

  • Dude I think you have issues. There are not many movies you like so why bother. It's obvious that you are not a movie person. Oh one more thing. It's one thing to dis Star Wars (the greatest thing ever created), but to give my favorite childhood movie a review like that. I bet you hate Simba because you use to act like that, but worse.....

    Just stop you are not as smart as you think you are.

  • @benkenobi2011

    I can't tell if you're trolling or just stupid.

    Considering you are mistaken about his review of Star Wars (unless you're talking about the prequels, in which case Matthew is definitely right), then I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you're a troll and not pants-on-head retarded.

  • And you deserve those threats you are so FRAKEN STUPID. Why do you even bother reviewing anything in fact why do you even bother watching movies at all from what I have heard you wouldn't know a good movie if it kicked you in the ass. I have a feeling that you have made more enemy's them fans, if I am wrong about that, and you actually have more fans, it's a definite sign that they are just as retarded as you STAR WARS FOREVER!!! I think you should quit while your ahead.

  • @benkenobi2011 Its called having an opinion. How does having an opinion deserve death threats? (And dont tell me that its a "stupid or "wrong" one because theres no such thing.)

  • @dragonmasterlance123 i dont know his other reviews i only saw the lion king (so far) he said he hated it.. okay im fine with that idc if u hate or love a movie everyone is entitled to his own opinion but when he gives facts on why he is hated the movie, thats when this reviewer sounds like a moron because he has evidence that can be justified very easily

  • Is it just me, or did nearly every commenter fail to see the huge "APRIL FOOLS" part of the video? YouTube commenters are freaken retarded.

  • avgn owns you and your soul!!

  • you blow hard gay dick!!

  • GUYS.. IT'S JUST A FUCKING MOVIE.. Gawd, no one could be this stupid. BOO HOO, DIFFERENT OPINIONS MAKE ME SAD.

  • U get threats cause no one agrees with your point of view when u review ur movies Nostalgia on the other hand people agree with more.

  • ok i dont like what hi sayd about the critic but sins you sayd it was only a joke then ok i dont see a reson to star complaining

  • I was about to get mad...then I looked at the upload date...and watched the whole video.

    My lungs hurt.

  • I don't want to kill you. Actually, make more reviews! I like them even if i dont agree. Most of the time i do agree and other times i dont. But i dont complain. If you dont agree guys, LEAVE!

  • 330 people didn't watch the whole video

  • Calm down guys it was only a joke!

  • Do you like critics?

    Do you like nostalgia?

    Do you like the?

    LOL

  • 325 people (and counting) want to kill Confused Matthew

  • The USA should be nuked. They all suck. The only remaining thing should be the Youtube mainframe.

  • @TheSunmanho Umm.. what?

  • Do you like "the" !!!! LOOOOOOOOL omg that was genius!

  • Wow, this is where Confused Matthew literally summarizes the point of his existence, he wants you to hate him, and he does a swell job at it too!

  • Confused Matthew wishes he was as popular as The Nostalgia Critic's taint lint.

  • This Confused Matthew guy takes this stuff WAY too seriously.

  • @Leatherbubba ikr. its very annoying. like for his review on The Prestige, he started hating on it for reasons that actually wernt in the movie and hated it more when he figured the ending out cz he thght the movie was misleading even tho they completely explain what happened in the last couple mins of the movie. its like: actually pay attention to the movie before you review it! oops, sorry, im ranting

  • @Leatherbubba

    He's only joking.

  • nostalgia critic is so popular becuz his videos are actually funny not trollish

  • Death Mail Threats!!!? Really!? I've noticed how confusedmatthew somethimes lets his title overthrow his knowledge of movies (Titanic), but come on!

    How evil, develish and cold-hearted can you be to actually lifethreat a person for his personal oppinions about entertainment business!!!? Look, he's not hurting anyone like a racist or acclaiming himself as a dictator. He just broadcasting his oppinions on the YouTube.

    You can respond to his reactoins in any way you want, but grow the FUCK up

  • You crapped on Titanic? Matthew have you no soul?

  • Sorry, I missed the end part. Ignore the comment I said before.

  • At least Nostalgia Critic reveals his actual face to thousands, instead of hiding behind some poorly drawn picture.

  • You cant make jokes like this on youtube, people just arent smart enough to get it, they just shit themselves and troll.

  • Why is every comment on here like: 'END OF YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!'

    It was an April Fools day joke! Calm the F*ck down(before someone calls the cops or something)!

  • @LewizX90 Because when their GOD Doug Walker get attacked, his retarded fans must immediately flock to his aid like a special ed class of warriors, regardless of the context of the 'attack'. Criticism is to these guys what holy water and sunlight are to vampires...

  • just like Nintendo & Sega, Star Wars & Star Treck, McDonalds & Burger King, and White Star Line & Cunard Line!

  • I WORSHIP AVGN & NOSTALGIC CRITIC BECAUSE AM A MINDLESS SHEEP TOOL WHO CANT COME UP WITH MY OWN IDEAS SO LIKE THE SHIT THAT I AM I PUT OTHERS BEFORE ME AND IDOLIZE THEM GIVING THEM MY MONEY/ATTENTION AND MAKING THEM FAMOUSE CAUSE & SAYING U HATE THEIR FAME WE GAVE THEM

    P.S. I LIKE AVGN/CRITIC BECAUSE AM A LOSER TRYING 2 FIT IN WITH A CROWD THAT WORSHIPS OTHERS LIKE A CULT CAUSE I HAVE NO INDIVIDUALISM.

  • u wernt even worth his time asshole

  • I like the nostalgia critic because he can tell a good movie from a bad one. You're just a bitchy little wannabe. But of course the brave confused Matthew will respond to this comment.

  • LOL death threats over a movie!!?? HA HA HA HA HA LMFAO

  • I really like Nostaliga Critic...Because he actually dear to review the really bad movies and see what is actually so FUCKING FUCKED-UP with them

  • You know what, fuck all those low lifes out there sending you death threats and hate mail. They just a bunch of sad ass licking losers who have nothing better to do than bitch about anything they come across and they get pathetic satisfaction out of it by thinking they're tough to make their tiny little peckers feel big. Just ignore them they're about as threatning as nothing.

  • I like how Matthew points out flaws of good movies that I wouldn't have noticed myself, and I like the Nostalgia Critic because the reviews he does are hilarious.

  • I enjoy BOTH styles of reviews...which of the SAME movies have they reviewed, BTW?

  • I hate mattew's reviews though I don't hate matthew himself. in my opinion he goes around looking for the negatives in a movie which makes even the best of movies look bad. the critic on the other hand has more of an open mind which in better in my opinion

  • @Arthus850 no you've just got that impression because you've mist the point of his channel what he actually does is specifically pick the movies other people thought where good that he thought where bad (that's the point of his channel) there are hundreds of bad movies he thought where bad a hundred of good movies he thought where good why don't we here about them? because there would be no point

  • @255ad I'm not going to disagree with you or anything. but some of the movies he thought were bad were movies I liked. also from my perspective some of his critisizms don't make sence

  • @Arthus850 "from my perspective some of his critisizms don't make sense" such as give me a example

  • @255ad OK fine you got me. that was a little lie. his reviews make just as much sence as the NC and maybe even more. but I still don't like him

  • @Arthus850 WHY?

  • @255ad because I simply don't like his style. just like some people don't like NC's style. there's nothing else to it

  • @Arthus850 fear enough

  • You want to know why you get death threats? You wrongfully bash popular movies.

  • @sspdirect02

    wrongfully? Are these sacred relics, or movies? Subjectivity being what it is, I can see and hear someone bash a movie, won't bother me a bit, and I'll still be able to watch the movie if I think it's a good movie...I can still enjoy a good, funny review bashing movies, I guess, but if it bothered me enough, I have a youtube account, and could always do a response video...you know, a sane and rational response, rather than cowardly anonymous e-mail death threats.

  • @sspdirect02 You're kidding right? You don't actually think that it's okay to tell someone you will kill them because they "wrongfully bash popular movies?"

  • @fnatsy I'm not saying it's okay. Its 100% wrong to take ones life under any circumstance. I'm just making an hypothetical observation.

  • @fnatsy I'm telling him the reasons behind it. I don't send death threats. So stop treating me like I'm the fucking bad guy, okay.

  • @sspdirect02 ...So he deserves death threats for that?

  • @TulseLuper For myself it's not justifiable but for some yes.

  • you know i was going to start swearing at yu in the middle of the vid until you sya it was a joke

    (still dont mess with him)

    PS funnier than you

  • I believe the correct phrase is "ooh snap!"

  • I like the Nostalgia Critic but you are ALSO RIGHT. He is GUTLESS. You do have NADS for bashing popular films like the Lion King and such.

  • Movie reviews are serious business.

  • HAHA you were threatened with dead xD thats awesome

  • nostalgia critic=loved by millions,funny,and ncie guy

    matthew=dumbass,horrible reviewer,cocksucker

    have fun with THAT dumbass matthew

  • @THEDARKNESSxISNEAR April Fool's Day...Have fun with THAT dumbass.

  • Unfunny joke is unfunny.

  • O.o

  • Nostalgia Critics makes mistakes in his reviews.

  • Technically any movie that has ever existed can be nostalgic. If anything a real complaint is that he appears to not research the material or he was so biased he jumped on the movie for breathing.

    I kinda like that he doesn't have an intro. Intros are kinda annoying. Sure they are catchy and stuff but they waste time that could be spent jumping right into the material.

  • Nostalgia Critic is entertaining and real funny, but he's also a coward that reviews movies that even the producers themselves, hate. He also doesn't do research on the subjects he critiques, and winds up saying things that are wrong and untrue. I would rather watch confusedmatthew and RedLetterMedia's reviews.

  • I wonder if the Nostalgia Critic or one of his people responded to Matthew.

  • I love both of them. But I think matthew is more of the "reviewer" while Nostalgia pokes fun at the films more.

  • I love the Nostalgia Critic and I get that this video is a joke, but he does bring up a good point: NC does mostly go after easy targets.

  • Hmm...a critic who is actually funny and loved by millions, getting bullied by a person who can't write an interesting review.

  • Matthew actually provokes thought

  • JEALOUS!

  • Yeah, because a good review needs some stupid theme song. Really, why? Why does every Internet reviewer deems it necessary to add at best pointless filler and at worst ear-rape to their videos? I applaud the NC that he doesn't buy into that fad.

  • Nah, you're not that famous yet Matthew

  • ...*pats on back* It's okay. I got the joke.

  • dont be stupid. matts videos are hilarious. so are the nostalgia critics; but then its true that he only reviews stuff that obviously sucks really bad anyway.

    comedy tie

    but matthew taking the the tougher reviews.

    i say matthew wins.

  • 10/10 successful troll is successful

  • I think youre confused, there is no such thing as a successful troll, considering you dont amount to anything by trolling.

  • This is Pretty Fucking Funny

  • I think its good that you say your opinion on movies but this is just fucking selfish!

    I RISK THAT & RISK THAT AND YOU DONT RISK AT ALL. you are one of those that are still a little grumpy six year old that wants atention and get yelous when somebody else gets it.

  • wow, you really suck

  • First:

    Your reviews don't even get close to the ones of the Nostalgia Critic! He reviews bad movies which deserve it and really are bad!

    You review movies and say they are bad because you are too "confused" to understand them!

    Second:

    You won't get any of his success because you mention him and hope he will react (like the AVGN responds to the Nostalgia Critic! - That had way more style!)

    Third:

    Who is gutless? He even SHOWS himself in his videos! You are just a coward buddy...

  • @Zaorification

    They´re all weak! TheCinemaSnob! now that´s a guy who views some truly shitty movies!

  • @Zaorification I really hope you were joking.If you watched the video or even read the description you would realise it was merely a joke. But it has been 5 months so chances of a reply are slim but I am just astounded by how stupid your post is if you were at all serious.

  • @Zaorification the "confused" part of his name refers to confusion over why people liked a movie he judges as bad not confusion over the movies them selves.

    "He reviews bad movies which deserve it and really are bad!" true but only if he thinks other people will agree with him witch based on the fact he's becoming well known in real life I don't blame him

  • @Zaorification "Who is gutless? He even SHOWS himself in his videos! You are just a coward buddy..." matthew hides his identity for the same reason NC only review's film's most people agree are bad, because they don't wont crazed movie fans shooting them in face on the street, and I don't blame either of them for that

  • lol people treating to kill someone over a youtube video? boy the world is sad

    i would like to say funny aprils fools joke, but the death threats was just disturbing

  • hahahahahaahhahahahah

  • Dude shut the fuck up you guys, he's awesome!

  • Hahahaha, dude... you suck.

  • I'm gonna kill you Matthew. Add that one to your collection

  • ur not cool seriously u are not at NC or AVGN level and you will never be so just give up and drown in the pool of your own stupidity

  • It's a SATIRE dumbass.

  • To CM, I actually enjoy all you have to post, even though I dont always agree....but as a writer of stories and developing plots, you have excellent comments to add to what I havent seen before! So does NC and also SFdebris....but I feel an "evil" trend to those as I witnessed someone trying to make a 9 part series of his geekbabble sitting in front of the camera debating what you said about 2001(no didnt get past the 1st 5mins)but damn, this is an evil trend in YT starting.remaining ch ct, done

  • dude you're not cool stop trying to act so "underground"

  • 1:15 looks much horrible than the old janeway :D

  • This came across as a lame ass attempt of Matthew to make a name for himself, even though the strength of his reviews should be enough to do just that. Stop trying to get with the "big boys" and establish yourself, by yourself.

  • It's a SATIRE. Did you even finish the video? He even said it's just an April fools joke you dumbass.

  • @arrestedeveloper Yes I did. I also read the description - he wanted to play along with someone else's joke and take part in the Critic's and the Nerd's faux rivalry. And it wasn't funny.

  • Lol. You tell him Matthew!

  • "Do you like Nostalgia? Do you like Critics? Do you like the?"

    Brilliant.

  • Umm... this isn't a serious attack on the NC. It's just a failed attempt to get NC's attention.

  • well mattew he relates to adults who see things as kids and are now as adults they think WHY DID I LIKE THAT it happens to everyone and like the nerd he relates to teens and adults that grew up with bad movies that they havent seen in years and he said there bad, i grew up with pokemon and when i saw his review i was pissed and then it hit me OH MY GOD THIS SHOW SUCKS. and thats partly what you do..........

    im chris7000xxx i rember it because well some one has to

  • The Lion King sucks?

    Since When?

    Your Answer: Since Ever

    Answer: No

    Your Answer: Yes

    Answer: No

    Your Answer: Yeah, you're right, Lion King is a masterpiece and I don't mean this sarcastically, because your really changed my mind, even though timon and pumbah are crappy as hell!

    Answer: Thank you!

  • may be you should watch his review of it

  • could be^^

  • i love nostalgia critic

  • X-D

  • As in your are now Target to combating Nostalgia critc how dare you...you should makeing fun of Irate Gamer but nooo you had to target the main man who similar to Angry Video Game nerd...

    PS:The jokes on you to Supereme Punishment....

  • Welcome to hate list Matthew

  • If I wanted to entertain someone, I would show that person a NC review. If I wanted to make someone sincerely hate something, I would show that person a CM review. That's how it works, but Confused Matthew is my favorite and let's not forget Standinstan.

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  • waaaaaaaaah?

  • Matthew, I like your reviews, so does my alter ego Dylan Fairfield, but we both like the Nostalgia Critic more, and if ever attack him again, I'll to the U.S and track you down and give you the most tiring lecture in the world that you won't be able to show that picture you use as your channel image ever again!

    P.S Don't ever, ever say the Batpod looks stupid or else!

    Thanks, Legolord9277.

  • @legolord9277

    is that a joke or are you serious?

  • P.S.S

    The above comment is a joke people. I do watch Matthew's reviews alot. Besides, I don't think anyone who knows what a lecture is would consider this threatening.

    Peace, Legolord9277.

  • You, Nostalgia Critic, and AVGN must band together and review the Irate Gamer.

    That is the only sane, reasonable option here.

  • I agree

  • @abridgedfanboy fuck the AVGN he fucking ripped off the Irate Gamer.............(SARCASM)

  • @IGNsucks You know what the sad part is? The IrateGamer's more idiotic fanboys probably say that all the time. XD

    On an unrelated note, I take it you're not a fan of IGN? XD

  • ur reviews will never change the way i think of movies,u think ur like the greatest guy on earth,u also think u are the smartest guy on earth.ur not at all.

  • life sucks, doesn't it?

    ... Satirical humor FTW

  • I feel ya Matthew, NC sometimes makes reviews about knowingly good films, or classic at least, and over exaggerates and makes them out to be BAD!

    Like when he reviewed pokemon the first movie, I was VIVID! OUTRAGED! how could he trash-talk about a beloved movie for a very cherished franchise of the late 90's as pokemon! even in his review he says that back then he didn't know much about pokemon, which is why he is confused, why would you even watch the movie about something you don't know???

  • I don't mind the fact that the NC reviews movies that were never liked. A lot of them I never even knew existed! I just think his perception of them is really funny.

  • The NC used to be awesome, but now he sucks. He used to have hilarious rage, and now he just whines, nit-picks stupid moments and makes lame impressions of the characters. He's far too controlled, and his written humour isn't funny like his physical humour. The anger just isn't there anymore. I hope he brings it back so the NC can become good again. And i fucking HATE his supporting random characters (The bum, askthatguy, nostalgia chick etc) they are SO lame!

  • wtf are you talking about,his new reviews are hilarious!

  • I'm sorry. i haven't laughed at one of his new ones. I hate old vs new especially. It's a stupid idea. I watched some of his old ones recently and laughed out loud. he just doesn't freak out as much any more.

  • Well he can't do that all the time,he freaks out when something bad fucks up his childhood,hos new reviews are from random shows/bad movies etc.

  • yeah, and I've never heard of the new stuff! I used to get excited about him freaking out over a movie I've seen and thought was awesome when i was little, and he would show me how bad it really was.

  • i like both, but i only found out about the nostalgia critic a month ago, ive known about confusaed mathew since november of 2008.

  • i cant tell if this is a joke or not, if it is =) happy possem33. if not ={ confused possem33.

  • i love that he explains in the description that people didnt take the fight between the NC and the AVGN as a joke. and yet probably the same people gave a 3 and a half star rating to this video and wrote stupid comments

  • Confused Matthew has a girlfriend.

    Do you?

  • Are you asking Matthew if he has a girlfriend?

    If you are....

    How the fuck can you not know about her? He talks about her in several of his reviews.

  • No, I was making fun of a flamer.

  • even though i like you both, and i only found out about you through a comment on one of his things a week ago, you sort of made a good point.

  • To everyone who's screaming obscenities at Matthew, this video was A JOKE... It's in the description AND the video for Christ's sake.

    I like both of these reviewers, in fact their reviews are pretty similar. Matthew kind of goes more in depth with the story and the characters.

  • @kevinrocks2323 One thing you need to keep in mind though is that most people are stupid.