How to ask ANY girl out!

[MrOtiBoy]

You racist little naked pig sherub saying son of a hamster

[dannerzme]

funny stuff. haha. that was an unexpected ending, lol

[shellfish1010]

Lesbians hate it when guys tell them that they haven't had the right guy yet. Even jokingly. Advice: don't do it :p

[aceandalsostuff]

@shellfish1010 Are you a lesbian?

[NatalieZenaLouise]

Okay if someone Kim Possible'd me I would give them a chance.

[YakkoGirl]

*giggles* Wow way to work the Christy Carlson Romano song. Love it as always (I'm sure this is super late, but internet was down for a while. Someone messed with my connection.)

[SecondclassKid]

You said sonic screwdriver, I said yes please... It's quite embarrassing...

[slash1dot1dash]

Sonic screwdriver?! Sure I'll go over to your place! :D

[MsMeloo]

You look a bit like Cary Elwes. 

[shyharmonybear]

I can't stop watching your eyes as they dart from side to side slightly. It's cute.

[BexSherwood1992]

Oh ali, I'd play with your sonic screwdriver anyday

[AdamOfNebb]

No idea how to respond to that ending.

[ICOEPRproductions]

any of these would work on me

[wolfgirlkiss]

Rely did you have to lick it?

[DreamerRealist]

Pssh, you don't *ask* a girl out of your league to go out. You tell her.

[OnlyWorksBackwards]

Another (disturbing and offensive) hit. Well done, good sir. Well done.

[TRDPaul]

I find the ending and your tags for this video deeply disturbing

[TheMissingSignal]

Which video is the one that includes the junk?

[philipem01]

@TheMissingSignal Yeah I'd like to see the junk too...

[OtakuAlice]

your tags are like the warnings before films.

[Agriking]

Nude Ally? You are not a whore!

[elspethallison]

Air Conditioning is definitely a deal breaker. I should remember to slip that question in every time my sister brings home a new boyfriend.

[reianaisawesome]

haha, this is great. I request a follow up video "how to ask out any guy" (:

[electronicflowers]

Mate, You've got air conditioning and a sonic screw driver. You Just stole my heart. 

[alexQuantizes]

And another slap to the face for lesbians. Classy.

[SmileyIfSinging]

I wasn't offended by the video. Until the end. Your naked body offends me.

[bridgetisadreamer]

I'm amused by all the offended people, I enjoyed this and I have to say the scottish one was my favourite :)

[alliteration1247]

What do you gain by being hurtful?

[alliteration1247]

Do you know how blatantly offensive this is to women? Lesbians? anyone who values equality? Anyone who has any sort of values? Any one who isn't BLATANTLY HURTFUL TO THEIR FRIENDS THEY HAVE KNOWN FOR YEARS.

[alliteration1247]

@alliteration1247 I have the right mind to unsubscribe from you right now.

[elffia]

Ali, this video made me uncomfortable in all of the ways. The feminist ones, the personal ones, everything. Mostly the feminist ones.

[Virini]

Air conditioning? *swoons* *(just from the heat, actually)*

Also, how does one ask guys out?

[sevenout]

I love the ending ;)

[Benjy3634]

my eyes my eyes I did not see that comming you violator!

[scharfy]

BUT MY HOUSE DOESN'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING! >.<

[Ronc303c]

And you have been sucessful using these 2, 3 or 4 times?

[inexplicablyNic]

Was wondering why all the related videos are half naked women... then i saw the tags. You deserve better, Ali.

[magicsparklyunicorns]

@outofthedark I'm not sure whether you were being sarcastic or not, so I'm not sure if I should be offended or pleased...social awkwardness ftw.

[NotBogSaget]

Yes, Ali, yes I will go out with you.

[shellfish1010]

At the moment I'm in australia and it's like 34 degrees and 70% humidity. I laughed so hard at the aircon thing.

[annabelor]

I presume you have "rape" as one of your tags in reference to how you raped our eyes with that end screen. But on the whole very amusing. :P

[giddiedamien]

you look alot like Jesse Eisenberg, i had to do a double-take. Glad i clicked though, did muchos chuckling

[thepeteris]

bleh

[NonMagicFolk]

you had me with the sonic screw driver.

[TheEditingShop]

Funny. None of these have EVER worked for me. Maybe it's just my face . . .

[acooltent]

Why is one of the tags "rape"?

[zottepark]

LMAO! Brilliant!

[TheRissaroo24]

Kim Possible quote FTW

[neondreamscollide]

I can't even.

[zoeatrics]

...did you just quote Kim Possible?

:DDDDD

[magicsparklyunicorns]

When you first mentioned the sonic screwdriver, I was like, YES!, but then I realized that it was supposed to be sexual.

[outofthedark]

@magicsparklyunicorns I like your clever use of commas.

[RachelMakesItAwkward]

I really hope you were joking about the lesbian thing. That is honestly extremely offensive and rude.

[TRUELOVE9491]

Ali, we've been friends for a while and i don't know how to say this but

Are you and Tim gay?

:P love ya Ali, any girls lucky to have you x

[nicciweasley]

Oh, the end screen!! Hahaha!

Please do one on how to ask out guys :-D

[GraceMccThe1st]

I can't even...gosh, I just love you.

[ammiella]

Dinner with your parents and pg movie? I'm not that good XD but oooh airconditioning.

[cantaloupestarfruit]

Haha. So how do I ask any guy out on a date? :]

[kaysyconundrum]

hahaha! you will get all the ladies with this video. for. sure.

[spiffinglycino]

To be honest, I would be flattered to merely hear 'Do you wanna go back to mine?', would be a nice change from hearing 'So, you better go back to yours....'

[FrozenSocks]

Haha Australian one would probably work. Would kill for some air con right now... D:

[WhirledSol]

I think I'll be scared for life with that end screen...at least the next two hours.

[RhondaAnaconda123]

I think i bust a lung at the Scottish one. :D

[Alura]

Lol. I thought this was gonna turn into some romantic proposal. Instead it turned into smutty soft porn.

[the5coloursinherhair]

ahaha my fave was the 2nd nerdy girl

[DinosaurusN]

You're adorable.

[Linawk]

Wanna go out for texting and scones...?

[taysteekiwiz]

bahaha, great job there.

[MarinaTheMuggle]

I guess I would be classified as a (different) nerdy girl, than..

[envelopeskrcc]

I'd mud wrestle with you any time ;)

(creepy creep creep)

[dougiemahero]

Am I The Only One Who Doesn't Have That Screwdriver Yet =S

[rarabanjogirl]

I just died a little. In a good way.

[HillierSmithStudios]

Ali you had me at hello

[tobiosnmakky]

were you wearing socks is the question though.....

[tobiosnmakky]

was the end a charlie refrence lol, you look naked. :o

[iggle07]

the best friend one was positively adorable :D

[Shaggy72]

I chuckled at this video.

And then I was disturbed by this video.

And then I again chuckled at the content of the video cause I remembered, it's okay, cause, it's only a youtube video.

Now I have an overwhelming urge to watch "Silence of the Lambs"

[JadeSClark]

I HAVE THE SAME SONIC SCREWDRIVER! :D wait...........

[sincemarchoflastyear]

Yes. My favourite was of course the sonic screwdriver one :D

[thestig888]

wow what an ending :S

and thanks for the tips :)

[doobidoo123]

Ali you slut XP

[billtvmacon]

I'm going to put some money in your PayPal account so you can get a taller tripod.

[shortay12ari]

you got me with the sonic,

kudos, aly ; ) xx

[ABitofSeCe]

I actually made my sex noise at the end screen

what do you suppose that means << ^_^

[tobiosnmakky]

@ABitofSeCe shock.

[homefreylf]

someone please make a gif of Ali licking the sonic screwdriver...

[marcosaynomore]

and the song is?

[nge1301]

how to ask out a slutty girl:

do you wanna cum

[tomipuff]

I fucking hate it when people for real ask lesbians if they're "sure". "I don't really think you're a lesbian, I just don't think you've gotten enough dick lol rofl". NOOOOOOOO THEY ARE AS SURE OF THEIR SEXUALITIES AS YOU ARE OF YOURS SO FUCK YOU, YOU DISRESPECTFUL ASSHOLE

[Shaggy72]

@tomipuff um yea, u have a point but there's no need 2 be THIS offended. It's supposed 2 be a COMEDY video not a serious dramatic discussion. He's finding the comedy in a situation. Yeah, sometimes comedy IS offensive but it doesn't necessarily mean the comedian is. Like, Rogue comically makes fun of the fact some people believe in God, b/c of HIS point of view on those beliefs; it doesn't mean he's being a jerk & hates believers. Geesh! Chill out a lil, dude. BTW, lesbians r awesome

[tomipuff]

@Shaggy72 Oh lol, I don't care about this video, but it just offends me when people actually do it in real life. I know the video is comedy, I know, but in reality it's the bullshittiest thing ever.

[Shaggy72]

@tomipuff Agreed, but even I have to admit, i've said that as a joke a couple times, but I usually word it more like "ok.. no problemo.. ... ... ... any chance you're bi? eh? eh??"

[tobiosnmakky]

@tomipuff it was just a joke ....

[Bodici22]

From now on, every time I get the "Maybe you just haven't met the right guy, are you SURE you're a lesbian?" question, I'm going to think to this video, think to how you said that as a joke, realize that someone is asking me that seriously, and I will laugh inside my head for hours. Thank you.

[crimsong19]

GOD! Ali! Put on some pants! XD

- Jason

[teganbowiefreak]

Magnificent.

[WayhoRachel]

The air conditioning one would work in Arizona too.

[55gingerninja]

I'm totally the first girl.

[catiedoesit]

I would love to play with your sonic screwdriver ;)

[xboazx]

In response to your linked video about offensive jokes, I have one you might like:

Q: Why is it so awkward to have sex with Jesus Christ?

A: He always tries to come into your heart.

[tobiosnmakky]

@xboazx ooo nice

[FlailingAxes]

I did actually ask out a nerdy girl for coffee...although we actually had hot chocolate. Still worked. Laughed out loud at the Scottish one.

[iAmEphalent]

woah sex sells

i was having this conversation w a guy not too long ago.

i hate being approached by strangers. i like to know someone before they ask me out on a date.

[bansribb]

I was very taken by the first one

[blupablupa1221]

Kim Possible reference. You win at YouTube.

[LoudIndoorVoice]

NO! Asking a nerdy girl out goes like this "Would you like to go out for some texting and scones"

[ChaoticSupernova]

How to ask out an american girl:

Want to come over to my house? We could devise a way to ruin the internet for everybody.

[loboboy5113]

,snicker> That was pretty cool!



[youvebeenvloged]

your screwdriver looks broken...

loved it though

[defense360]

You win.

[tallatstarbucks]

Hey. You're cute. Want to go eat crunchie bars and pepperoni until the sun comes up?

[TimH078]

LOL at the end screen, didn't see it cumming... Did I just spell that wrong?

[tallatstarbucks]

@TimH078 HAHAHAAHHAHHAHA

[Witified]

@TimH078 this is why i love you

[neonfiona]

I feel violated. You suck me in with a video about Mary-Kate and Ashley, making me think I can trust your content. And then you thurst this upon me. Rude rude rude. I like it ;)

[JohnTalksToYou]

As I sit here in Glasgow with a cup of tea, a hot water bottle and several layers of clothing, I find think I would most likely accept your Scottish offer. I mean I'm a straight guy but if you have heating, I'm sure we could work something out.

[TheEditingShop]

@JohnTalksToYou Yes John!

[Pixiestix123321]

Hahaha, this was great. xD The lesbian joke was potentially offensive, but I know that it was only intended as a joke. I loved the Doctor Who joke. I literally spent an hour yesterday trading Doctor Who pick up lines with one of my friends. xD So much potential!

Anyways, thanks for taking the time to share this. :) Have a lovely day~

[TheHarlequinade]

Seriously though, you could use any one of those on me and I'd say yes. Any other guy... Not so sure;.

[AlexIsSoNerdLike]

Wasn't quite prepared for the end screen, but the video was entertaining. Good job :)

[Collsy100]

A guy friend once challenged me into a competition of who could name the best pick-up lines and we just went back and forth for like, a half hour and were laughing so hard. Then he stopped and said "Which one should I use to take you to dinner tonight?" I melted! X3

[Witified]

BAHAHAHAHAHA, GOD I LOVE YOU! I actually aw'd at one part, i'll have you guess which one that is.

[Gvf77x]

Nice Kim Possible touch there.

[jonathannchann]

LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHA at your australian accent! and your end screen! LOL

[susipunkrockprincess]

Yeahp... im a nerdy girl.. that's the only one that would work (well and the DW reference its always cool xD)

[Georaga]

OMFG ALI !!!! NO ONE NEEDED TO SEE THAT!!! MY EYES! MY EEEYYYYEEEESSSS!!!

P.S - See you tonight you sexy beast ;)

P.P.S - I won't :P

[xTurnipTimex]

Aha that was kind of funny, the end scared me a lot.. lol but ;) nice

[flightwithtools]

My friend's way of asking out a girl: "Would you like to go the opposite of in with me?" Worst part? It worked. *headdesk*

[gabicks]

@flightwithtools HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAH. I think that would work with me, too.

[ammiella]

@flightwithtools Hehehehe I like it!

[thekeyring]

Oh Ali, that is one slutty end screen! ;)

[WalkHardman]

You put us all to shame with your rippling abs.

[LurleenMcCurly]

Okay, i am a girl, what if i want to ask out a guy?