MADtv: What Men Wants

[CosmicEggplant]

whats the name of the song in the background when shes talking to her grandpa?

[187RailroadBull]

Would truly be the most disgusting movie

[juliannaily]

@ATFize amen brother.

[ATFize]

God. Shut the hell up....u r completely making all the crap up. @the person below me.

[Aldosfuturewife1]

This is about men, first of all. It's that men are allowed and expected to use and abuse women for superficial reasons and society says it's perfectly OK. But women get branded with a double standard; if we love a man for who he is but he doesn't make any money we are considered stupid and everyone says "you should dump that loser and be with someone who deserves you," etc. However, if we love a man who is financially well-off we are considered materialistic. No matter what, we always lose.

[BigAndTall666]

Nice boobs!

[griffinboivin]

Where's the beer

[Skidblanar]

this video is innaccurate, men also think about a womens ass

[eliangonzales]

Peters out in the end.

[EvilsOfFeminism]

It's also no secret girls are shallow and only want money. Just thought I would slay smart-ass up there with all the thumbs up from American misandrists.

[archivesbc]

Is it me, or did she sound like Kirk in the first segment?

[pinkcougarluv]

@trisgilmour you must be the greatest man on earth

[LeMcCHarStar4ever]

who's that woman?

[101twilightfanatic]

good lord, shut up about men and boobs, cant think of something nice to say DONT SAY ANYTHING jesus christ, its A FUCKING COMEDY. always gotta turn something funny to smething serious..un-freaking-believabl­e -________-

[TheShaddoh]

this reminds me alot about the song "confessions" by tim minchin

[trisgilmour]

I'M A GUY AND I DON'T WANT THIS

[FrettingCajarot]

If there weren't so many stupid, slutty girls, there'd be less slobbish guys. Simple as that.

[josephmatthewsuarez1]

"This film is rated NC-17." LOL!!!

[juxmook]

LOL

[laleegag5]

I love how all these girls are saying "Men are asses, men are jerks, men are this and that and only want this an that."

Um hello, your making false accusations about millions of poeple here. not all men want sex, some actually have their minds out of the gutters. plus last i seen both men AND woman can be sleeze bags. Sexist assholes. and this isnt just for girls cuz guys, this doesnt mean your all perfect cuz some of you are pretty sick in the head to this kinda stuff

[Ashitaka1110]

@laleegag5 that's not even the half of it; somehow women have this idea that wanting sex makes you some kind of pervert and it's dirty and wrong. Men are wired to want it, just like women are wired to want conversation and emotional satisfaction. It's not about right and wrong, it's about nature. Men and women are just different; women who say men think about sex too much and are perverts are no better than men who say women talk too much and are too sexually cold and distant.

[laleegag5]

@Ashitaka1110 it's not even much as asexual problem at all then just the stereotypes womand AND men make with women. either woman think want sex a lot or are just asses. not all but some do. but its just like how either a guy thinks a girl is a "hoe" or that their a gossipy bitch. They're stereotypes people dont see that they make wen they do. its pathetic, but like i said, not ALL do.

[vf1764]

@Ashitaka1110

Women are wired to think about sex a lot too, but society just has pressures on them to not talk about it, goes back to the whole being a "lady" thing.

[slaughtz]

[Insert comment which describes the reason men are attracted to breasts.]

[Zeroshenmegaman]

All men want are boobs and sex.

True... But only from their loved one.

[26Havana11]

@Aspirerx Your fuckin stupid. Men invented the computer and the phone. Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone. John Mauchly and J. Presper Eckert invented the computer. Retard

[Aspirerx]

@26Havana11 thats what im trying to tell you fucktard.... women didnt invent shit....

[minhang5041992]

Oh man... *sigh*

[LordHines420]

how insightful......

[otis606]

Boobs, boobs boobs. No vagina. Just B- Duble O- B

[NesteaMan30]

holy shit its the six flags guy

[howdewyoudo]

i'm glad her grandpa didn't say "nice boobs"

[MsMafia810]

I wish I had that power

[prorogue1]

ill miss you too

but not as much as ill miss porn xD

[FEAR709]

i actually aint that shallow. i mean probably for most guys, but some of guys like me who are inteligent actually search for something more. Be not mistaken just become they show and shallow outside dosent mean that its what they truly. If a chick which i dont like hits on me i could show some shallowness to scare her off. But seriosly not all guys are that simple i can tell it from me im looking for so much more than just that

[pikachuthesquirtle]

haha. 

[dumbblondiful]

@zekeandkobe lol agreed there r some pretty bad sluts out there... I used 2 b 1... but not anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zeekandkobe]

i'm a guy i don't want sex all the time but it's true most men are usuallyu shallow

women are guilty too

[girl4funlove]

lol women are just as guilty we love to look a men's asses every time i go out with my girl friends we always check their hot bubble buts lol

[PoutingXEvoke]

ahahaha, hate how she talks!!!

[ilovegames1]

Articorse is the best. I just want the girl I like to understand that I like her because we have many things in common and trust each other. I have told her I love her and yet she tells me she likes my closest friend... Anyone have any tips? I don't want to force her, only make her understand...

[magalojoles]

@ilovegames1 same here...only that i'm a girl and i haven't told him directly...just hints. im afraid to how the guy would react if i told him. he's like my best friend =S

[Moonwalkinthruheaven]

So... All men want is boobs?

[icaruspnw]

Of course guys no longer think that once women get out of their teens. After all, much past 21 and boobs look a lot like an old man's shaved scrotum, only harder to cover up.

[umumum1]

not true.

[icaruspnw]

Ever play with stereotypes, hyperbole, or other forms of overstatement just to make a point?

[epinky2295]

I prefer a nice ass over boobs

[thebentboy23]

@epinky2295 sameee

[epinky2295]

u can shove ur dick up a chick's ass and hear her scream so thats why I like an ass better

[thebentboy23]

@epinky2295 yes. and its sooo juicy and lucios and bouncyy oh my god. tits are awkward.

[epinky2295]

lol, so true..... and you don't have to put @**username** when you reply to someone, ppl are notified when they get replies

[thebentboy23]

sorry i dont know why it does that?! its like automatic

[unicornlizzie]

You guys disturb me 0.o

[zeltha2]

@epinky2295 i want both lol

[bv90andy]

LOOL, it's funny coz it's true

[scene4eva]

im more of a vag guy

[007frenchbraid]

It's no secret guys are shallow and only want sex.

[bv90andy]

and cars, and halo3...

[Articorse]

@007frenchbraid I'm sorry, but fuck you and fuck everyone, who gave you a thumbs up. 'It's no secret guys are shallow and only want sex' ? Seriously? Did you even turn your brain on before writing that?

I know I'll get thumbed down for this and everyone will say I'm sexist and whatnot, but are you honestly serious? Do you REALLY think all guys want is sex? I find this EXTREMELY offensive. I love my girlfriend and I would do anything for her. For you to say that what I REALLY want from her is...

[Articorse]

... only sex is preposterous. Not to mention conceited and bigoted. I honestly hope you meet a real man one day and see that just like not all women are whores and golddiggers, not all men are perverted sexist pigs. People in general tend to be shallow idiots, but to say that all members of one gender are like that is just stupid.

I know most of you will think I'm sexist or whatever - I am not. I hear 'all women are whores' daily, and trust me, I don't keep quiet when it happens.

[vizarx]

@007frenchbraid oh yes, cuz all guys are the same, like all girls are liberals, yes yes cuz were all absolutely the same yes.... ahh jk

[m021394]

@007frenchbraid hell yaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

[yomamasawmw]

@007frenchbraid Nuh uh!...... We want sandwiches too.....

[Xitrax]

@007frenchbraid That's a bit stereotypical, ain't it?

[simplexwilson]

@007frenchbraid not all lads do u bellend cum guzzling bitch.just bcus ur sum chubby cunt who wasnt up for sex.not al us lads want sex u twat.!!>:(

[oldcrow0999]

@007frenchbraid no fucking shit, i am guy too and thats i care a about and tits

[hellzdeathmetal]

@007frenchbraid Nah, well no...Maybe.

[sadface0]

@007frenchbraid It's no secret women are superficial and only want money.

[Aspirerx]

@007frenchbraid yea who inveted the phone?computer?and other techonologies that you use? hhmmmm i think its the girls who inveted the technologies...

[Chaoticasm]

@Aspirerx nice one lol, I don't think it was actually lol

[caslnor]

@007frenchbraid yep.

[Odbarc]

@007frenchbraid Wrong! There's a plethora of different positions and additional women to consider. That's not even considering costumes, themes and locations. It's very complicated.

[iLiKeCeRe]

@007frenchbraid damn straight

[trisgilmour]

@007frenchbraid GO TO HELL

[aceinyoface96]

@007frenchbraid That's very judgemental. In fact, it's quite mean. Do you even have reasonable proof that what you are saying is true? I doubt it. I'm a guy and the last thing i care about is sex. Try looking at all things from different perspectives. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if a guy stated that all women want is expensive jewlery.

[corndawg15]

@007frenchbraid and sandwiches sweet delicious sandwiches

[dreamingpanda]

all men want boobs, it´s a fact

[santajimi]

I personally prefer the tushy. :)

[shylildude]

@dreamingpanda some guys want ass, pussy, or a pretty face

[TheAPTec]

@dreamingpanda ...except gay men!

[FevrGuy]

@dreamingpanda Obviously your a girl.

[hellzdeathmetal]

@dreamingpanda Just when no one is around =P It would be awesoommmeee.



[SlyCooper1422]

@dreamingpanda Unless he's gay.

[LordHines420]

@dreamingpanda actually... we want ass more than boobs. plus i heard that guys only like boobs/cleavage cuz it looks like an ass on a females chest. weird...

[TheKosuko213]

@dreamingpanda unless the guy is gay

[FalseProphet501]

@dreamingpanda BUT IM GAY EWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

[kilupirukas]

@dreamingpanda Sadly, most men don't have any...

[xxdrextonxx]

@dreamingpanda well i don't have any boobs and im extremely happy aahhahaha, but i would rather have a woman with a nice ass and medium breasts rather than big breasts.

[aceinyoface96]

@dreamingpanda Not true. I'm living proof that not all men want ample breasts. For you to say that makes you come across as judgemental and a one-way thinker.

[MrJakethebaker420]

@dreamingpanda dont forget pussy and booty

[TheWangDynasty]

I wish there really was a movie like that LOL.

[rfoster14]

could have been funny

[orcslayer25]

Dave Chappelle anyone??

[blacklord747]

Oops.... I commented before I watched it lawl. 'What men want"

[blacklord747]

Lol@title. I think it is supposed to be 'What a man wants' :P.

[ChromatopelmaDude]

What Men Wants?

[raquelrawrs123]

her eyes look weird

[daintyfoxglove]

That's because she was squinting to get Helen Hunt's eyes.

[JacobJohn90]

lmao