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  • if Kanyne West died, i be like, "Huh, so he's dead now..." *sips soda* "huh."

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  • kissing ron jermey would be a hairy delight! jk, you could get herpies from glancing at his moustache

  • apparently that video game is REALLY bad

  • I want one of those "Smoke Pole Not Cigarettes" shirts.

  • If Kanye died, I can just imangine what Taylor Swift will do.

  • If you pause Phil's videos at any point, he has a random face, try it.

  • fuck u kanyes not a douchebag

    hes way more talented than u

  • @skater1033 yes he was as am i (proof ­­™®©­

  • If kanyay (i didnt spell that right) died id Be like YESSSSSSSSSSS in other words i hate him

  • what game was that commercial for?

  • ALEX JONES IS THE MAN!

  • qotd: "kanye died? shit, i hope this doesnt become the only news for weeks."

  • @ItzAddyGuyz2 LOL

  • If died Put on the records and lets party......

  • @9kingmax r u using an itouch

  • hahah that shirt is awesome phil, can i buy one? lol

  • SUPER DOUCHE POWERS!!!! (imagine He-Man voice)

  • Angers is totally played out

  • if he did die

    i'd be happy as hell :D

  • No Phil I'm from the future don't upgrade to windows 7 it's a trap

  • duuuuude i want that poster behind o .o

  • I never got the swine flu vaccine, and I really should have/should still get it. My allergist told me that if I catch it, there's a 100% chance that I will have an asthma attack bad enough to land me in the hospital. Oh, and he would definitely get no benefit from me getting it, as his office was not administering them. Gotta love asthma.

  • ding dong the wicked dick is dead

  • QOTD: i'd say, ANOTHER ONE?!?!?!

  • How do you make shirts? like is there a website you could link me or something?!?!

    if you dont respong you will die from Squaids :)

  • reactment: "Finally! That douchebag is dead! YEEEAAAH!!!"

  • @TheGuyOnThePenny Damn RWJ fan :L

  • @lombaxsecret dont you mean angrycortes44 i dont know what my comment has to do with RWJ

  • @TheGuyOnThePenny Ya sorry misclick :o

    I felt totally retarded afterwards and ran away across the interwebz...

  • @rapunzel9894 hey that was a good one

  • QOTD: Fap.

  • i wud laf at kayne

    i've just come out of a 15 year coma and windows '95 was my idea

    Im joseph fritzal and no windows was my idea

  • why is kanye west not dead, i was so happy....

  • if kanye died i would say horaay

    go down the street and start a parade eat an apple

  • @insanepoptart77 YES! I would join in with dat shit.

  • well obvs windows 7 was released a while ago, but i just wanted to point out that i do in fact hav windows 7. actually im using it right now lol

  • QOTD: if kanye west died i prolly burst into song, singing a parody of his song "gold digger" calling it grave digger... im imaginite?

  • QOTD: WHAT?!? kanye is dead?!? WOOOOOOT! THANK GOD! PRAISE THE LORD! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

  • You're gonna be in trouble for the 'beating black babies' comment....

    But, anyways.

    PRISCELINE? Huh? O_0

  • i"m scared of everything now

    love that shirt

  • QOTD: oh shit! now he's gonna be in the media spotlight for the next 8 years!

  • i had the swine flu, I FUCKING SUCKED, i had a fever of 104 for 4 days and was convinced that i had to take my dogs temperature in "calculuses" and that the birds outside my window were singing the austin powers theme song.

    *SUGGESTION: get the vaccine

  • i had sort of the same, but other than head feeling like its gunna blow up and the hollusanations (cant spell) it wasnt that bad...but i did miss thorpe park because of it =(

  • I fuckin love that shirt lmfao

  • QOTD: Kanye, I'm really happy for ya, and imma let u finish, but Michael Jackson did it better

  • 1: meh *eats dignity*

    2: *head explodes as super robotic ninja vampire Jesus with guitar downloads windows 7*

  • contents of the vaccine:

    mercury, high pressure heluim in the anti germ and super aids

  • if he died i think i would do a happy dance.  that sounds bad but hes an awful person

  • Well there r side effects for vaccines so. i got the swine flu and then took tamaflu so i could have gotten it again. but b/c i got the vaccine afterwords i didn't get it again. r u not going to get say ur kids the chicken pox vaccine b/c u can possibly get t or b alergic?

  • 1. lmao'd so hard when the picture came up and nit said "you just got owned while wearing jean shorts"

    2. QOTD: i would laugh. laugh way to hard acctually

  • ok...@onedarkdarksphere?

    thats fuckin hilarious! hahaha

  • im kind of mad a west becuze of the whole taylor swift stuff i never really listond to his music

  • To Kanye: Fuck off nigger. LOL no not really. i'd prolly say, "well you lived your life".

    Windows 7: meh, its alright but i thing windows xp and linux are the best OS out there. I dont use xp though, i use vista and linux.

    Great vids phil

  • 1:47 - HAHAAH! that gets me everytime :D

  • If Kayne did die i would have said:

    Hey Kayne I'm relay sad for you, but Michal Jackson had one of the best death of all time!!"

  • @onedarkdarksphere lol thats fucked up

  • My mom wanted me to, but I refused.

    Then they recalled it. HA! Take that mother. :)

  • QOTD: HeHe, and No.

  • Holy Shit Phil. What hapened to your hair?

  • i would laugh my ass off

  • I don't need the vaccine, I have the swine flu right now.

  • you make me happy. Just so you know.

  • QOTD:

    Kanyay West can suck it,

    Windows 7 can suck it.

    lol, ben

  • Win7 is vista that works, it should be free to every vista owner! MS can suck their own dick, although I heard they do that anyway

  • Phil. That intro of yours was what caught my attention to your show. You goofy face and grumpy cuteness made me interested and kept me watching for two episodes. Your hilarious humour and personality and your opinions and overall you has kept me and will keep me as long as you remain on Youtube.

  • QOTD: Windows 7 can suck it

  • qotd:...there is a god!

  • hahaha kanye died 90% of the world wins!!

    and im broke so i cant get it

  • QOTD: NOw Imma let you finish minister, but ABRAHAM LINCOLN HAD THE BEST DEATH OF ALL TIME!! ALL TIME!!! ( which is much more memorable and important that mj's ) (just sayin)

  • lol :P

  • QOTD: I would do a happy dance and throw a party. Seriously.

  • QOTD: i would react like

    'Oh what? sorry there was a leaf falling there.. oh ahh kanye is dead? hehe well i guess shit dooes happen BUUT life goes on'

  • Like me about MJ^^

  • kanye who??

  • during before he dies from (insert cause) I'd be likw yo kanye imma let you finish but micheal jackson had the best death of ALL TIME

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  • im really happy for yall, and imma let u finish,but MJ had one of the best deaths of all time, of all time

  • QOTD

    At the funeral:

    Now listen Minister, imma let you finish, but Michael Jackson had one of the best funerals of all time. ALL TIME!

  • QOTD:

    i would think WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT

  • I just watched this whilst naked :D

  • If kanye west were to die tomorrow I would cheer and laugh at the fact that the world has one less douchebag in it. All we would need to do is take all of the other asswipes like him, load em in a bus and drive it into the grand canyon. This would serve two purposes, first they would all be dead, and second people would most likely want to go see where they all died so they could urinate on thier dead bodies.

  • when they dedicate an award to him at the vma's il run on stage and be like. ... kanye was a douccheebagg

  • QOTD: lol

  • If kanye west died i would laugh.

    And I am not an audult, but i would never get the shot.

    1. I am very affraid of needles

    2. I would wayyy rather get sick and die then get sick and be crippled for life. No shot takes me down. not now NOT EVER

  • i would be like you kanya let me..... oh wait your dead

  • w00t! win7 for freeee!!!!

  • i got it today and my arm is numb...is that bad

  • Ok I'm a mac not a pc and pcs suck dick and if kanye did dye then the myans were wrong

  • @scratche1 opps sorry i meant to press the thumbs up sorry...MACS OWN

  • If Kanye was dead i would react like this. :"Kanyes dead! yay the mayans were wrong"

  • i would be the f**** happiest in the word b****!!!

  • 1. If Kanye West died i would be like really? ok. and go on with my life, that was my same reaction to Michael Jackson's death.

    2. Well im gonna wait for reviews in blogs because i really liked the interface of vista, but the performance sucked so hard it was just epic fail. So if they can keep up with the nice cool graphics of vista but improve the performance to a more XP standard, i guess ill give it a shot.

  • Yeah...I had to BUY my FREE Windows 7 Upgrade....took a whole Fricking month, but I got it free, and It came in Last night. I slept in this morning, and today is my first day using it. Do I love it? Hells yeah! .....now where did it move my stash......

  • if kanye west died...

    thats as interesting as watching paint dry

    or reading this comment :P

  • I wish kanye was dead I don't like him

  • If Kanye west died whatever too many stars have died this year (or been douchebags) And about windows 7 I was supossed to get it free because of when I bought my PC but it turns out no one got their free copy of 7.

  • Kanye West di- Woo i have got to get me one of those T-shirts! ladies dont smoke, its very unattractive and i will not kiss you after a cigarette! but i would still PROBABLY and thats not a guarantee, let you continue to smoke on my pole, as the shirt explains, PERfectly, Go Phil!

  • if Kanye was dead I'd be like damn its a set up!!! and windows 7 still thinking bout it

  • If kanye west died, i would... wait, i dont even know who that is. isn't he that one chick who posed for playboy and then decided to turn into a man and tell taylor swift she was hot? yeah, i think that was him.

  • Thats wasnt funny...

  • I'd go to his grave and take the mike and be like hey Im happy for you but I think mj has the best funrel of all time I'm just sayin

  • *looking over kanyes casket* (Yo kanye im really sad for you and ima let you get back to being dead and all, But but Billy Mays has the best percentage of people who didnt care of all time, OF ALL TIME....just sayin)

  • I got it

  • Do NOT take the swine flu vaccine!!! It's just a strain of swine flu so your body develops useless immunities to it

  • ...yes, that would be the definition of the word vaccine. The same is true of ALL vaccines.

  • omg where can I buy that shirt?????

    tell me now Phil!

  • you know, I've seen like most of yur vids, and ive realized that if you pause any of your vids at any given moment, you will probably get a cheap laugh out of you making a funny face lol

  • And Kanye said " BE HOLD, THE ONE AND ONLY, KANYE WEST LIVES AGAIN AND WANNA SAY THAT BEYONCE HAS THE BEST MUSICVIDEO ALL THE TIME, AND I LOVE FISHSDICKS"

  • If Kanya died It would be a "oh well.....who cares" reaction.

  • i would laugh my fucking ass of if he died XD i'm sorry, but i would :P

  • If Kanye died Id probably just be like WOOOOOOHOOOOO and party it up lol

  • If Kanye died i would Make a Giant PARTY whoho! Now whos gething beer ?

  • Phil you got my hopes up about Kayne West, and then you just took it away. Not cool at all man.

  • "Kanye, i will let you finish! But Michael Jackson had one of the most famous deaths ever!"

  • i lol'd!!!! XD

  • If kanye died I'd think Taylor swift was a witch. A verry sexy witch but perhaps a sexy Nazi witch but still sexy so that nicks of the Nazi part. I wander what she smokes( I say as I put my hand on my chin and look into space with curiosity) well she's all country so she probably chews. Hehe chews

  • phil i'de be careful wearingthe shirt out in public, it doesn't say anything bout women and implys that you prefer smoking poles to ciggarettes

  • react.. well theres one less gay guy wannabe

  • "You just got owned while wearing jean shorts."

    XD

  • If kaanye died id call TAylor and say "your dream has come true".

  • AGREED. ive been telling people that about the flu shot, it's all about money. The pharmacutical industry is the most profitable industry in america, also another consipiracy against the government not legalizing marijuana. (it'd kill the business) yeah its ridiculous. if youre not a kid or not old dont get the flu shot. just get the gd flu.

  • Why has this guy not been offered a contract by FOX? Brilliant!

  • ur hooot!!!!!

  • EPIC T-SHIRT.. made of win

  • Crip

  • if kanye died id laugh

  • react..... roflmao kanye died hahahahaha what a douche

  • i just quit smoking

  • when will this lame fuckin "imma let u finish, but whoever had the greatest whatever of all time" joke get fucking old?! EVERYONE SAYS IT ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

  • its still really funny.......

  • id be happy

  • If Kanye West died, I'd probably interrupt his death with, "I'm sorry, Chuck Norris' death was the best death of all time. OF ALL TIME!

    But then Chuck would roundhouse kick me for saying that he died without mentioning the part where the grim reaper was just too afraid to tell him

  • WTF Phil u pissed me of u cockin suckin bitch...haa I'm still gunna watch ur vids durring my art period haha ...I hope everyone that commented on this...I hope ur moms all get staved to death and goes straight to he'll fuk u all

  • Yes and yes. In that order.

  • If Kanye West died I'd throw a massive party to celebrate to dickhead finally being dead (:

  • idc

  • Get his dead body and stick it in my lawn mower then tell his family it's their own fault for raising a douchebag son.

  • well the only way they could find his body is if they searched the sea off the coast of america because as we all now, kanye west is a gay fish

  • lame ass bitches

  • Find his dead body piss on it and dance on his corpse........

  • I would be pretty happy, he's such an asshole, and his music sucks..

  • if he died, I really would care that much. I'm not a big fan of is music

  • @peachywebkinz133

    you don't like music but you really care?

    weird

  • lol i suck at typing so much i meant to say I wouldn't care

  • id say at his funheral "ill let you finish and such beyonce's funeral is so much better and my music also suckles on rather large throbbing genitaia" know im wondering as to where that came from k.

  • You just got owned while wearing jean shorts

  • If kanye died I honestly wouldn't care cause hes a douche but I do like his music when hes not using that autotune bullshit!

  • Fuck KW. That bitch is a fake and I could take his skinny ass out any day.

  • omg that's great

  • if Kayne died: I'ma let you get back to being died and all but first, gotta tell you, MJ had one of the greatest deaths of ALL TIME, ALL TIME

  • nice

  • kanye: i'd be all lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol :D

    windows 7: i'd be all XP VISTA!!

  • i'd say,

    Woah woah woah. Hold up! Now, imma let you finish phil, but i have to say, Michael Jackson had the BEST DEATH EVER!

  • id be happy when he dies lol

    idk may be may be not

    n

    i have it but i didnt buy it ;)

  • super douche powers activated !!! if we had a budget something kwl would happen wahahahah lolo i love that

  • i wud b like "hey taylor!!! HE'S DEAD!! it seems that that cable we cut WAS the brakes after all so we can put away the shotgun!!"

  • bahahahahahahahahahhahahahha!!­..thats fukin great..

  • phill i think you are sooo cute

  • You know what? He really is. :P

  • 1: i'd laugh. hysterically.

    2. probably not yet, anyway.

  • I would dance on Kanye's grave singing Taylor Swift songs. I love Windows 7, and got it on release day.

  • I have swine flu. It sucks, but I'm not gonna die from it.

  • I survived the hogs. True fact.

  • If Kanye West died..

    "hey hey kanye ima let you finish being dead and all, but i gotta say Micheal Jackson's death was the best death of all time...OF ALL TIME!"

  • you just got owned whilst wearing jean short (L)

    i love those bits

  • 1. He aint no Michael Jackson so i Move on pretty Quick

    2. i could care less about Windows 7. I Stick with Vista cuz it sounds cool :3

  • QOTHD: 1. yes i would be upset if Kanye died i like him as a musician not as a person.

    2. I use a Mac and PCs suck so i will not use windows 7

  • Response to Kanye? His death