This song totally fits someone I dated. He had inteligence, looked like brad pitt and had a car. He was the biggest douche in the world and the biggest snob ever! I heard a rumor he spent $40,000 on someone he liked so that person could get a surgery to lose weight.
lol first grade.. my best friend.. a sleepover..a stereo= singing and dancing to this song... now 12 years later ive fournd someone special.(he impresess me much:] ) sleepovers and dancing have a diferent meaning.... so much for innocents
all of you are obsessing over hte brad pitt part and i bet none of you hear that she sawy who do you think you are elvis or something. so its not just brad!
To the top comment, she was deploying a comedic technique here, as well as a poetic device, to prove a point. There is a hyperbolized comparison here, which is overblown, and express extremes to highlight the humor and the obvious fact that you could be someone as great looking as Brad Pitt, or the loser who just got his first car and moved out of his parents, if there is not chemistry because you are otherwise a vain, materialistic, smart Alec, douche bag, nothing is going to impress.
i love finding these songs from when i was kid :D i remember playing a game on the original playstation while this song was playing, crash kart racing or something lol
@JaSchAirbourne i suppose at that time Brad Pitt was Hollywood's pretty boy, who probably did carry a mirror in his pocket. The ultimate douche factor,
@JaSchAirbourne You dont understand her!! Shes so awesome she wouldnt go out with brad pitt even if he was the last man on earth bcuz she doesnt think hes hot or impresive she just doesnt want to go out with him but either way shes in love with her music and the way she puts it together that makes her one of the best singers most of the world heard of just becuz u like brad pitt doesnt mean she should......xP just saying...
Omg!! I love this!! NEVER heard this mix before...i have on the international cd but the words she uses later on i have never heard....Thanks for the rare mix
Brilliant song from the late '90's, back when the future didn't seem so far away.
Very nice job! Keep up the great work! Thanks for posting!
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Have a great night, a great day tommorrow, a great night tommorrow, a great weekend, a great month, a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! All the best in 2011 and beyond! Puerto Rican Love from New York City!
so you're a rocket scientist?That don't impress me much!ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!He's a fucking rocket scientist!!!!O.k. so you're Brad Pitt.That don't impress me much!!!NOW COMMON HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE!!He's fucking Brad Pitt!!see what i mean,so much is wrong with this song.
@DestrAjax But that's the point XD Her standards are suposed to be SOOO high that the men most women would call their "dream princeses" doesn't impress her much XD
Why did she put the lyrics "OK, so you got a car" at the end? I mean, after having already lined up Brad Pitt and a Rocket Scientist for us, that wouldn't impress anyone...
@XxXHeavenElevenXxX If you saw the video "shes walking in the desert, WITH A FRIGGEN LEOPARD FRENCH COAT ON!!!" then you would find a car far more appealing than brad pitt and a rocket scientist...i'm just saying.
@XxXHeavenElevenXxX Well... I think the meaning she's trying to get through (reading between the lines) is that looks, intelligence, and money are all well and good, but it doesn't mean a thing if they don't truly love you.
i remember listening to this, with my dads truck window down and he used to load the trailer and i used to blare this and dance and roll about the bunk bed :P and still no all the words.. this was when i was like 7 or 8.. im now 15..
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I dated a guy who used to kiss his car goodnight LOL he even made me take my heels off before i got into the car cause he was worried the stilettos would put holes in his floor mat LMAO
26 people don't impress me much...
heyheymister 6 days ago
Elvis,tarzan, capt kirk maybe....john wayne....... WHATEVA !!! FUCKING BRILLIANT :)
T42please 2 weeks ago
What album is this from? I forgot
TheScarletChick101 2 weeks ago
love this song! :)
Wellcraftkid 1 month ago
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i love this song
sara32625 1 month ago
love her!
4545als 1 month ago
if all girls were like this, less sluts.
Sven2Perroy 1 month ago 7
this song is fucking gay -_- annoying its always on the radio
KenniCrazy 1 month ago
@KenniCrazy What? The singer is a girl..
MoonlightNikita 1 month ago
@MoonlightNikita Ok, and?
KenniCrazy 1 month ago
@KenniCrazy you said it's gay. And change the radio station then, it's not rocket science ;).
z0mb13t4c0 1 month ago
@z0mb13t4c0 I think its obviouse theres no good stations for me in my country (Canada)
KenniCrazy 4 weeks ago
Cool. :D
MrMarci666 1 month ago
Finally I found the good version. The one that I remember from the ninties. Anyone know what this version is called?
ocarina2boy 2 months ago
inbefor she finds a good man
blacksabath6 2 months ago
just a question, than wtf dose impress u???
to1the2beat3of4myhrt 2 months ago 3
@to1the2beat3of4myhrt A man "who has the touch" she says it in like every verse lol
spookella13 2 months ago
good background :D
to1the2beat3of4myhrt 2 months ago
This song totally fits someone I dated. He had inteligence, looked like brad pitt and had a car. He was the biggest douche in the world and the biggest snob ever! I heard a rumor he spent $40,000 on someone he liked so that person could get a surgery to lose weight.
alecwhitelib 3 months ago
even after thirteen years, this song still impresses me a great deal, YEAH
rollernick49 3 months ago in playlist rollernick49's favourites 6
c, c, cc, c, cow cow bell
RustyNex 4 months ago in playlist RustyNex's favorites
amazinggggggg woman!! she impresses me haha
nicoke888 4 months ago in playlist Shania Twain
i love this song love her i use to lisen to her when i was younger and i still do
like this if u like her and her music
i love love her and her music
katcat1994 4 months ago
lol first grade.. my best friend.. a sleepover..a stereo= singing and dancing to this song... now 12 years later ive fournd someone special.(he impresess me much:] ) sleepovers and dancing have a diferent meaning.... so much for innocents
glambertlover507 4 months ago
i love this
04Deadbeat 5 months ago
that dont impress me touch????
USMC01843994 6 months ago
@USMC01843994 right..
TheMissML 3 months ago
I LOVE THIS VERSION!!!!
LoveUKtelly 6 months ago
I'm 19 male and this was my beat in primary school! :D
Not the slowed down original, this one!
imzypops 6 months ago 19
@imzypops haha I'm 19, listened to this in primary school and also don't like the country version... clone ?
Obsidian1392 3 weeks ago
@Obsidian1392 lol
imzypops 3 weeks ago
@imzypops IKR?
Obsidian1392 3 weeks ago
@Obsidian1392 This was one of my main bangers and MJ. too many distant memories.
imzypops 3 weeks ago
Haven't heard this since 2nd grade..unbelievable
DBoyIam 7 months ago
LMAO it took me literally a minute into the song to see that the title in the vid read, "That Don't Impress Me Touch".
dragonslover 8 months ago 6
She also singles out Tarzan...
chillenmaster 8 months ago
all of you are obsessing over hte brad pitt part and i bet none of you hear that she sawy who do you think you are elvis or something. so its not just brad!
pompomgrl97 8 months ago 4
To the top comment, she was deploying a comedic technique here, as well as a poetic device, to prove a point. There is a hyperbolized comparison here, which is overblown, and express extremes to highlight the humor and the obvious fact that you could be someone as great looking as Brad Pitt, or the loser who just got his first car and moved out of his parents, if there is not chemistry because you are otherwise a vain, materialistic, smart Alec, douche bag, nothing is going to impress.
lockieme 9 months ago 60
@lockieme couldn't have explained it better myself!!=)
luname82 9 months ago
@lockieme whatt??? :@
amiabumbum 7 months ago
@lockieme
Out of all what you just said I didn't understand one word except the last sentence!
mpz1989 6 months ago 3
Thank you for loading up this version! Its the one I grew up with and the original country mix just doesn't have the power to it
LaProfondeurDuCiel 9 months ago
Crimen Sollicitationis
tokyo3r 9 months ago
"That don't impress me TOUCH?" LOL
loonylovegood107 10 months ago
i rlly hate this song
mybittersweet16 10 months ago
@mybittersweet16
how you can hate it?? >.>
WolfWarior10 10 months ago
@WolfWarior10 maybe she got dumped by the rocket scientist, Brad Pit and some lame guy with a car?
BarbaShime 9 months ago
@BarbaShime
Maybe ^^
WolfWarior10 9 months ago
not a bad song
danlen86 10 months ago
The best part of this song is that almost everyone has known a guy like this XD
MaggieCredits 10 months ago 3
I see 20 people that don't impress me much!
sxcaki 10 months ago 6
Crimen Sollicitationis
dontamior 11 months ago
Love this song and her
cuteg1234 11 months ago
oh ya sakara
garr3tt8008 11 months ago
I like the pop version SO much!!!! <3
MackenzieMorganMusic 11 months ago
i love finding these songs from when i was kid :D i remember playing a game on the original playstation while this song was playing, crash kart racing or something lol
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helenedorrens 1 year ago
Take it from a guy, behind every one of us is a dancing fool who secretly loves this stuff
BukkakeSniper 1 year ago
@BukkakeSniper You're a brave soul. ;)
Lyzanne21 1 year ago
@BukkakeSniper you mean take it from a GAY!
0810Rocks 1 year ago
@0810Rocks lol you wish
BukkakeSniper 1 year ago
@BukkakeSniper omg i wanna meet the guy behind MY boy friend then,hahaha,
sakuratentenhinata 11 months ago
i love this song :)
PinkPufflePie 1 year ago
i agree, brad pitt is not impressive.
YESHUAISMERCIFUL 1 year ago
Of all people, she says "Brad Pitt." She is secretly impressed by Brad Pitt.
JaSchAirbourne 1 year ago 107
@JaSchAirbourne uhh Brad Pitt is fucking famous and everyone says he's hot? not really a big thing
xIpodTouchGoeroex 10 months ago
@JaSchAirbourne i suppose at that time Brad Pitt was Hollywood's pretty boy, who probably did carry a mirror in his pocket. The ultimate douche factor,
jazzyroxhardcore 9 months ago
@JaSchAirbourne You dont understand her!! Shes so awesome she wouldnt go out with brad pitt even if he was the last man on earth bcuz she doesnt think hes hot or impresive she just doesnt want to go out with him but either way shes in love with her music and the way she puts it together that makes her one of the best singers most of the world heard of just becuz u like brad pitt doesnt mean she should......xP just saying...
The15982 6 months ago
@JaSchAirbourne Back in the day, I would have been too. But now... No way. SMH.
TheNamesMellissa 4 months ago
@JaSchAirbourne
Not true. Brad Pitt is a show pony.
ocarina2boy 2 months ago
@JaSchAirbourne
if she had said daniel powder you would ve said that also:
of all people she says daniel powder she is secretely impressed by brad pitt
:)
sharpzon 1 month ago
Touch ?? XD
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davandreg 1 year ago
Car goodnight.
roophies 1 year ago
Omg!! I love this!! NEVER heard this mix before...i have on the international cd but the words she uses later on i have never heard....Thanks for the rare mix
debfan74 1 year ago 4
i was brn in that year,so this song makes me sad
paris4eva4u 1 year ago
Am I missing something here? why does the title on the video say "that don't impress me touch"?
MilwaukeeFtw 1 year ago
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scottyboywan 1 year ago
Brilliant song from the late '90's, back when the future didn't seem so far away.
Very nice job! Keep up the great work! Thanks for posting!
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Have a great night, a great day tommorrow, a great night tommorrow, a great weekend, a great month, a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! All the best in 2011 and beyond! Puerto Rican Love from New York City!
prlad85 1 year ago
shania is a good singer
MsFanmail 1 year ago 4
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I can't believe my lady Kam thought of me in this first few lyrics of this song..I am a Brainiac! Heh.
RespectTheScience239 1 year ago
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RespectTheScience239 1 year ago
THIS IS the version I heard on the radio.
Joshy51112 1 year ago
18 people were impressed.
LoveUKtelly 1 year ago
shania, for the love of God to come to Brazil, we love you.
197968235 1 year ago
No its not
RobAota 1 year ago
The 90's ruled
EffLabels 1 year ago
this version is way better than the one on the video:')
Rogercakes 1 year ago 3
one of my fave songs by her
tiggerlover41 1 year ago
When I WasA Little Ki (I Stl Am But I Mean Like In Grade School) Knew This Song By Hert ! (: I Loved Her !
MissSceneQueen2020 1 year ago
tune :)
xxxtaneciaxxx 1 year ago
me and a few friends did a dance to this song a few years ago
darmoon123 1 year ago
so you're a rocket scientist?That don't impress me much!ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!He's a fucking rocket scientist!!!!O.k. so you're Brad Pitt.That don't impress me much!!!NOW COMMON HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE!!He's fucking Brad Pitt!!see what i mean,so much is wrong with this song.
DestrAjax 1 year ago
@DestrAjax But that's the point XD Her standards are suposed to be SOOO high that the men most women would call their "dream princeses" doesn't impress her much XD
abbyfanduby 1 year ago
@abbyfanduby No, it's meant to be that all the "Dream Princes" are all arrogant and self-obsessed, she just wants a nice guy :)
WeWantWeWant 1 year ago
@DestrAjax I know yeah, how amazing does she think she is exactly!? xD Lol, for any Shania worshippers, THIS IS JUST A JOKE.
XxXHeavenElevenXxX 1 year ago
is this UK remix version? im confused....i like this one more since i had this version as a kid on my cassette
rabiahye85 1 year ago
@rabiahye85 yes its uk version
honesto999666444 1 year ago
Why did she put the lyrics "OK, so you got a car" at the end? I mean, after having already lined up Brad Pitt and a Rocket Scientist for us, that wouldn't impress anyone...
XxXHeavenElevenXxX 1 year ago 123
@XxXHeavenElevenXxX
absolutely! hahaa
cinnamongingercat 1 year ago
@XxXHeavenElevenXxX
cinnamongingercat 1 year ago
@XxXHeavenElevenXxX stfu
honesto999666444 1 year ago
@honesto999666444 Chill out babes :)
XxXHeavenElevenXxX 1 year ago
@XxXHeavenElevenXxX If you saw the video "shes walking in the desert, WITH A FRIGGEN LEOPARD FRENCH COAT ON!!!" then you would find a car far more appealing than brad pitt and a rocket scientist...i'm just saying.
Brandonisrad18 1 year ago 3
@XxXHeavenElevenXxX
What if it's, like, a really nice car? :P
TomeOFnecromancy 10 months ago
@TomeOFnecromancy Lol, maybe Brad Pitt and the rocket scientist could join her ;D He he xD
XxXHeavenElevenXxX 10 months ago
@XxXHeavenElevenXxX its just a song..
AnaaANDEmiee 10 months ago
@AnaaANDEmiee And it's also just a joke.... would you like a pack of chill pills?
XxXHeavenElevenXxX 10 months ago
@XxXHeavenElevenXxX its sarcasm
MsLillyLovesMusic 8 months ago
@XxXHeavenElevenXxX Unless it was Kit.
Thurbane316 8 months ago
@XxXHeavenElevenXxX Well... I think the meaning she's trying to get through (reading between the lines) is that looks, intelligence, and money are all well and good, but it doesn't mean a thing if they don't truly love you.
GoneWest1984 8 months ago 3
@XxXHeavenElevenXxX if you check the music video, you'll understand
firrefisk2 6 months ago
It's great when you're in a pub/ bar and this song comes on and randomly reminds you of being younger... i'm 17 now tho like.
HappyHammer1993 1 year ago 2
Love thiss songgg!
bookwormnerddx3 1 year ago
Nice memories :o
PaaruBlasterKhann 1 year ago 2
I'm 13 and I love this song ;)
I don't see an issue :D :L <3
coralratcliffe 1 year ago
i remember listening to this, with my dads truck window down and he used to load the trailer and i used to blare this and dance and roll about the bunk bed :P and still no all the words.. this was when i was like 7 or 8.. im now 15..
weeshellzx 1 year ago 4
@weeshellzx haha i love listening to stuff years later a realising i still know all the words
bellalalalove 1 year ago
@bellalalalove fricking love this song.. played it to my dad and he just smiled and laughed.. :)
weeshellzx 1 year ago
i actually like this song! and this song is not really my type!
LondonGurl4eva 1 year ago
The song that has a message
freakinghigh 1 year ago
shania twain your the best.
MrThatsky 1 year ago
she's right with all she says!!!!!!
AssiocateProfEvil 1 year ago
Brad pitt? Yes please XD
brokenbodiesxx 1 year ago
So you're brad pitt? Okay then!!!
noshindaz 1 year ago
Brad Pitt doesn't impress me much either =P
bouznikara 1 year ago
i love this song
saramaiaharry 1 year ago
'' so you brad pitt ? '' '' that dont impress me much ''
Druwle 1 year ago
my favorite song >:D i have finally find it!
Druwle 1 year ago
i love this song
rollk231 1 year ago
These lyrics say what all women feel or think! So sweet guys? Got the message?
We don't need macho-words or small-talk.....we love you just the way you are!!
eeeh...yeah..I know that's the title from another great song...still the truth though!
bibiJ63 1 year ago
@bibiJ63 ya this is a good song
rollk231 1 year ago
15 people would rather listen to Justin Beiber than real music
nitecrwlr100 1 year ago
i love this song :D
Amy96x3 1 year ago
fourteen people missed the like button :D lol
copperaug1992 1 year ago 3
@copperaug1992 ha ha
rollk231 1 year ago
can someone tell me why it means "that DON'T impress me much" and not that DOESN'T impress me much"?
we learnd it in a different way in school =D
CapriHai 1 year ago
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ElPresidente8900 1 year ago
Huge f*ckin classic ^^
Luv it <3
OJonas669 1 year ago
<3 It's sooo CoooL i <3 it!
ungurt 1 year ago
but if you've noticed shes holding an iPod so i assume that it is marketing :P it got me first time too :L lol!
chicenlovr1994 1 year ago
Such a good song to sing when your annoyed by a man!<3
012countrygal 1 year ago
2:20 "you kiss your cock at night" ? haha *lol*
MsDitsch 1 year ago 76
I think its car :L :L lmao!
chicenlovr1994 1 year ago
@MsDitsch you most likly are just making fun of it but its kiss your care goodnight...
Nicksadvice 1 year ago
@MsDitsch It's actyally u kiss ur CAR at night. watch the original vid.
teamedward10114 1 year ago
@MsDitsch you really need to clean your mind or something.
nitecrwlr100 1 year ago
@MsDitsch Don't worry, I've always heard it that way.
Kofod 1 year ago
@MsDitsch hahahah, ur right! damnnnnnn!!! :D:D
Bloomy000 1 year ago
@MsDitsch OMG I THOUGHT IT SAID THE EXACT THING but she saying you kiss your car goodnight
purplefire5 1 year ago
@MsDitsch its car
alialovesmusic 1 year ago
@MsDitsch CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR not cock
8MinutesToSunrise 1 year ago
@MsDitsch hahaha no its you kiss your CAR at night! :]
ilikewhalesMORE 1 year ago
@MsDitsch "Car". Get your mind out of the gutter.
AkihiroHattori52455 1 year ago
@MsDitsch it's actually you kiss your car good night. :D
nezabravka94 1 year ago
@MsDitsch haha its car dude,
tristanvideo 1 year ago 3
@MsDitsch Dont blame people for thinking that xd...first time i heard this song i thought she said "cock" instead car...
KingChozin 1 year ago
@MsDitsch i thought it was "car"???
elanor2006 1 year ago
@MsDitsch ahaha, car!
KierstenMarcott 1 year ago
@MsDitsch it's "i can't believe you kiss your car goodnight" ....
jennbearr33 1 year ago
@MsDitsch its Kiss your Car Good Night
SailaCullen101 1 year ago
@MsDitsch you kiss your cock good night! hahaha
ofzox 1 year ago
@MsDitsch Its Car.
Clubflippinidiots 1 year ago
@MsDitsch car..
tylerandjaron 1 year ago
@MsDitsch It's "You kiss your car goodnight" :L
iiTzJesel 1 year ago 4
@MsDitsch *you kiss your car goodnight. XD
ladysavethewolves1 1 year ago
@ladysavethewolves1
I dated a guy who used to kiss his car goodnight LOL he even made me take my heels off before i got into the car cause he was worried the stilettos would put holes in his floor mat LMAO
DexyCandice 1 year ago 2
@DexyCandice wow. did u drop him?
rjcnykm 11 months ago
@rjcnykm hell yeah lol
DexyCandice 8 months ago
@MsDitsch Car
YESHUAISMERCIFUL 1 year ago
@MsDitsch It says your "car goodnight" not cock.
Effa452 1 year ago
who would care about the words it is a good song so y douse it matter???!
supklop1477 1 year ago
i hate this version, in fact i hate all international versions of awesome country songs. way to butcher the song
14istheluckynumber 1 year ago