JESUS BEER

[shigglemyjiggle]

how dare those people mock Jesus it wont be funny when you see the other face of the lord Jesus

[skunkredhair]

lol !

[jct09100]

the person who made this clip- may you die from herpies and burn in hell

[deividas56]

@jct09100 The fuck is a "herpies"?

[Silichip]

@deividas56 I think "jct09100" had one to many pints of Jesus beer and meant to say was herpes... lol

[weARallDEVO]

Tired and lame.

[mitsubishi777]

Allah's beer and Muhammad's wine are completely another story.

[Fracture55]

WTF LOL

[eazyevan1]

This in now going on my wall, the views and like are gonna jump a bit!! It's a miracle!! LOL

[Justas923]

I'm drowning in irony xD

[manchewl]

i bet JESUS is a DRUNKARD ..LMAO!!!

[teazzers]

'Life up ya head, the sun ain't shining, but yo God ain't dead?' "He's living on the inside ROARING like a Lion," hungry for his bride!'

[DangerDudeStudios1]

At 0:21 My Uncle is in the background, he is in the video because his friend created it.

[TUTMENA]

lol

you ll burn in hell :D

[SqwishTV]

Salvation in a bottle. I used to live near Bethlehem PA. I preferred Intercourse, PA but Bird in Hand was almost as satisfying.

[askingyou4life]

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[SINATRA303]

Imma need to get me some of that Jesus Beer. Looks mighty refreshing.

[JLane205]

Personally I dont like the video.... But its just an opinion... everyone is entitled to one...

[FeelTheFight]

I like it!

[offwithurhead]

Is that supposed to be his urine?

[markreal15]

HEY DONT FREAK WIHT JESUS YOU ARE VERRY SIN

[deividas56]

@markreal15 Go away,faggot,this is humor.

[FADisthenumber1man]

you go away! This is our God that your making fun of you loser!



[deividas56]

@FADisthenumber1man There is no god you delusional cunt.

[MinimoviesInc]

"Imported by Holy Spirits Inc." HAHAHAHA

[vanni9283]

@MinimoviesInc

Yeah, located in the more secular Bethlehem....that's Bethlehem, PA!!!

[Hissanrach]

All people should have their lives revolve around Jesus.... beer. 

[DiegoAchcar33]

This is my body... This is my blood... and THIS IS MY BEER!!!

JESUS BEER!!

[zneroLmiT]

How cool is it that this was uploaded 3 years ago and people still find it and comment? Oh, by the way, I am the Voice of Jesus (greatest credit ever) and one of the disciples.

[beerbrain420]

I'm not sure if Jesus ever turned water into beer, but I'm sure he turned a lot of wine into piss.

[AxisSalley]

@beerbrain420 You would think that an atheist like yourself would be more concerned with a religious conflict going on right now than what Jesus did two thousand years ago or some crusades centuries ago. You are living in a time when Israel is killing off the Palestinians and stealing their land because God said it was okay. Yet being an atheist you're here on cartoons and ignoring real life?

[INOWilove]

I can't wait to teste it...mmmmmmmmm!!!!!

[JadeLovesManga]

LOL

[ElveeKaye]

My favorite Gospel story is the one where Jesus turns water into beer.

[xiner]

@ElveeKaye Yeah, the stories aren't very good.

[roadtodamascus777]

i think hillsong just started making this.........

[TaintedFaith88]

FAWESOME

[Erexith]

I WANT IT!

[LolonMatinez]

If Jesus was from the Middle East why all the people of the video looks like northern europeans?

[Raven1794]

@LolonMatinez mmmmmmmmmm dunno D:

[DARKMBX]

And this is ..spartaaaa[Leonida]

[Sepharo]

45 people think this is blasphemy

[iapa22]

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJA XD ES LA MAMADA XD

[wanderer1125]

Jesus Turned water into wine, then Chuck Norris came and turned that wine into beer!

[the3rdjoker]

@wanderer1125 so is jesus beer made by Chuck Norris

[wanderer1125]

@the3rdjoker Yes, and jesus liked it! that's why the wine is his blood and "this is my beer!"

[restlesstimebomb]

Seriously I typed in "Jesus Christ Awesome Pants"

[restlesstimebomb]

@NegativeCreep121 Only if you don't drink it.

[SeasonsInTheSouth]

he looks like robert plant !

[MONOPOLY35]

Imported by Holy Spirits Inc. Bethlehem, PA (That's a real town)! LOL!!!!!

[the3rdjoker]

@MONOPOLY35 Is that the nurserey or the middlle school?

[SurferRosa79]

@NegativeCreep121 that depends, are you raping a choirboy while watching this commercial?

[crisis123456789]

Recent archaeological finds show the ancient Israelites did produce and drink beer. With that kind of heritage this must be some fucking fantastic beer!

[vfxjason]

Don't worry bible thumpers... It's quite possible that Jesus never existed considering how much the bible contradicts itself. Try being good and just without a bible to measure the caliber of your being.

Can you be considered an alcoholic when drinking this beer or are you just full of the lords wondrous blessing.

[Veggervangtuze]

this is what comes up if i enter 'Justin Beiber' into youtube when i'm drunk

[crisis123456789]

how have a I not seen this before??!!

[Grispa]

I never get tired of seeing this! :-D

[inflamesfan03091993]

Hahaha sooo many puns! xD Just great!

[rumpwrestler]

@NegativeCreep121 you're going to hell just for being a stupid christian.

[JimmyJummo]

this is my body, this is my blood and this..is my beer!! JESUS BEER

[GnosticAtheist]

:D :D :D

[Biska01]

Man, U are a genius. Hope we will drink togheter in the other life!

[BuzzMcTank]

THIS VIDEO WAS OBVIOUSLY MADE BY LIBERALS WHO HATE AMERICA AND ONLY WANT TO SEE IT GO DOWN! FAGGOT ASS LIBERAL GAY TERRORISTS LIBERALS!!!!!!

[rumpwrestler]

@BuzzMcTank Geez, man, you talk like a typical christian, stupid as dog shit and arrogant....yeh, a perfect asshole christian

[Grispa]

@BuzzMcTank You know, you sound pretty much like those Islamic fundamentalists who threatened a the author of a comic strip about Muhammad. And sound also very stupid: satire is definitely a product of freedom and liberty. Besides, since when despising or simply not agreeing with Christianity means hating America?

[camilomarmolejo]

I don't like this. at ALL

[MegaVolcano]

@camilomarmolejo You're not the only person on Earth. If you don't like it, don't watch it.

[jasason10]

@camilomarmolejo I Love this very much!

[rumpwrestler]

@camilomarmolejo  That's a good sign, you turd

[Oceanheart2]

hope there is lots of that beer in hell)

[LunarAuroraGoddes]

@NegativeCreep121 HAHAHAHAHAHA SURE!!! but that's ok, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[norseman84]

EPIC WIN!

[pivan23]

wtf hahaha

[ratzhushk]

@NegativeCreep121 God likes this video

God likes Jesus Beer !

[denjin101]

Old joke. Watch the Kentucky Fired Movie.

[socialgarbage2]

@NegativeCreep121 If hell actually existed, you might, but then again, it would depend on which version of hell you were talking about. Some versions of heaven/hell allow this, while others say it's an instant death penalty. lol !!

[lewiss1100]

The rapture shall come sooner than you think. I pray you will not be left behind. Get right with the Lord Jesus while there is still time. Terrible days are coming for those who remain during tribulation. Seven years mankind will suffer the wraith of the Lamb of God and the wraith of the antichrist. I do pray for your salvation and that you will see the erorr of your ways. Take the blinders off in Jesus name I pray. Let them see Lord how wrong this is. PRAISE THE NAME OF JESUS FOREVER MORE!!!!

[BluesMan109]

@lewiss1100 Thank god I'm an atheist.

[lewiss1100]

@BluesMan109 You'll be wishing you were saved after the first moment you begin to burn in hell. To get a feel of it try putting your hand in some boiling water and tell me how you like it. Then imagine that alot worse for all eternity. God doesn't believe in atheist for everyone believes or serves either God or the devil. I've heard tell of many atheist calling out for God on their death beds. Lucky for you God is merciful and will save you. So count your blessings. Glory to God.

[BluesMan109]

@lewiss1100 Nothing controls the masses quite like fear.

[lewiss1100]

@BluesMan109 Everyone should have a revernce fear of the Lord. For example my brother tempeted me to hurt him before as much as I wanted to I feared what my dad may do. How much more we should fear the Lord who has the power to destroy body and soul in hell.

[foobar441]

@lewiss1100 I don't need threats of hell to keep me from hurting people.

[BluesMan109]

@lewiss1100 A truly good person will do good without the promise of reward or threat of punishment.

[lewiss1100]

@BluesMan109 Jesus said there is not one good except God the Father. Saying you are good or can make it to heaven with Jesus our Savior is a lie from the devil. We all enter heaven not of works least any man should boast but by the saviing grace of our Lord Jesus. Jesus is the only way to heaven. Only through the shed blood of God's only begotten Son can we enter heaven.

[BluesMan109]

@lewiss1100 No, saying that I am not good because I refuse to accept your delusion is a lie from your priests. It's also a slap in the face to all atheists who have worked for the betterment of humankind without expecting any reward. I agree that I'm not going to heaven, though, because it does not exist.

[lewiss1100]

@BluesMan109 Look at this example. Someone may say this jar of poision will not hurt me becuase I belive it is safe to drink. Just because that person believes a certain way doesn't mean it won't hurt them. For the truth is posion is poison and will kill you. Just because you don't believe in heaven or hell does not mean they don't exist. Jesus said I am truth and truth will set you free from the lies of the devil. I don't follow after priest except Jesus who is both King and priest.

[BluesMan109]

@lewiss1100 Well in that case I had better start praying to the flying spaghetti monster, because, as you said, my lack of belief in him doesn't mean that he doesn't exist. I'll add Zeus, Thor, and Ra to the list as well, for the same reason. Seriously, though, you have it backwards. I don't think that my lack of belief in heaven/hell implies that they don't exist (I believe it therefore it's true is the modus operandi of religion). I don't believe in heaven/hell because they don't exist.

[UraniumMan]

@lewiss1100 Hey, wipe the drool off your chin... :oP

[lewiss1100]

Why do so many mock our Lord and Savior? This is blasphmey. Jesus said in the last days evil would grow worse and worse. I truly believe these are the last days before Jesus returns. We all need to have a reverence fear of the Lord. Jesus said do not fear man but fear the Lord who has the power to destroy both body and soul in hell. Give God the Praise and Glory He deserves. Mocking makes me sick.

[lordtalon69]

@lewiss1100

STFU you idiot. You make me sick ... go pray for salvation or something and leave us "mockers" to our enjoyment of good humor. I hope the rapture does come and take your retarded asses off this planet. To bad its just a fairly tale unlike your annoying ass.

[foobar441]

@lordtalon69 Be careful what you say to lewiss, or his invisible friend will kick your ass. :)

[foobar441]

@lewiss1100 Hey, reality is on the phone for you. It says you haven't spoken in awhile and it wants to catch up.

[LordPopode]

Amen...

[MegaShiny]

@NegativeCreep121 Imagine the guys who made this.

[rumpwrestler]

@NegativeCreep121 Don't worry. That beer is so righteous that they also serve it in hell. Party on, christian.

[MrBooglemaumau]

had a look in the local store,the guy said he has not got any yet,come back next week.

[MrBooglemaumau]

Hey guys,I think we found "the holy grail"

[primagaloriah]

"But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment." Matthew 12:36

[rumpwrestler]

@primagaloriah Damn that is a cute saying. "Give account thereoff"? does that me paying your liquore bill on the way out of the last supper?

[primagaloriah]

"Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain." Exodus 20:7

[rumpwrestler]

@primagaloriah  Take his name in vain? HIS name was "VAIN"? don' be so silly.

[beerman1957]

@primagaloriah And he sayeth, " If you see a sliver in your neighbors eye, remove the timber that is in yours. "

[panchogordo1]

"Table for 13 please"

[bloodcorer]

@NegativeCreep121 lol, it doesnt exist, dont worry...

[fiercedeity0master]

Lol my uncle made this video ,chip nusbaum

[666blank0]

damn!! a sacred beer!! i will drink from the savior's beer!!

[cristosatanico69]

aleluya. por fin dios escucho mis oraciones. todo esto sucedio para que se cumplan las sagradas escrituras.

en verdad os digo, el que no bebiere mi cerveza, no entrara al reino de los cielos

mateo 6.66

ahora solo le ruego al todopoderoso, que lance al mercado el papel higienico

marca jesucristo, el que limpia las nalgas como los dioses

[beerman1957]

@cristosatanico69 Y las drogas lo mismo me hacen!

[brancorro]

muito bom !

[Misikuta]

and this is my BEER!

[numberonealcove]

@grace2nurse People who argue from Pascal's Wager don't have a leg to stand on. All religions are irrational by design; there is no basis to choose Jesus over Muhammad, over Scientology, over Animism, etc. What if *you* are wrong about the cult of Pallas Athena?

Go hedge your bets somewhere else.

[itshelpa]

sorry, but Scientology isn't actually a religion.... it's just a company that tries to make some money

[Voodoofreak35]

@itshelpa What I live in is not a house...it's just a area of land surrounded by concrete walls with some furniture, a bed, a toilet, a kitchen and a television in it.

[tictactoechicken123]

@itshelpa

-so it is a religion... I cant tell the difference.

[mac1flow]

@itshelpa (not defending anything) why are you sorry?

[itshelpa]

@mac1flow I am "sorry" because I don't want to offend anyones point of view when it comes to religion. But imo scientology just doesn't fit the bill.

[beerman1957]

@itshelpa Name me a religious organization that does NOT do this... still waiting for that answer.

[grace2nurse]

Wow, what if your wrong? What if there really is a hell and your making fun of the only way to avoid an eternity in fire and hell? I know that I do not want to be wrong about eternity. What if your wrong, he was not just another nice guy?????

[Boxcutter7]

That's like saying "the idea of hell & burning after death doesn't make any sense whatsoever, but what if it exists?  I'm so scared of the slightest irrational possibility after preachers & so many people in the world spread a propagated mind-control story, I'll devote my life talking to an invisible deity & avoid disobeying any of his laws, just in case hell is real."

Would your god be ok with you believing in him only to avoid hell?

[EmhyrLegion]

I'd like to have jesus around when I run out of wings.

[gobitz]

Will i be saved from my sins if i drink that Jesus beer

[Joszomitsu]

@gobith

Yes my Son:)

Drink beer and you will be soon in heavenXD

[AndrosForever]

@gobitz Old age catholic marketing right there

[SplinterInYourEye]

Gotta love the delicious taste of salvation :D

[acryster]

korang terit jak nama org putih,ada gik bangga mhina nabi dirik empun.

[godsadog]

OMG!!!

[Xizar]

I bet it's pretty good beer.

[RobiFerentz]

Stumbled! Loved it!

[blueyedwonder27]

stumbled :)

[bewareleo17]

<3 stumbleupon

[TheGemmasaurus]

Oh Stumble Upon How I Love You :P

[okkima]

Lukas: Moses, what does the scouter say about his Jesus level?

Moses: It's over 9000!

[HeilTheOperator]

I'm so eager to try it!! the holly booze!! Heavenly drunk! lol

[kingtony777]

It's blasphemy... Youtube should watch this stuff and delete it. It's disrespectful.

[thev01]

That's against freedom of speech...Youtube should read your comments and delete your accounts. It's disrespectful.

If you don't like freedom of speech don't use the internet. It would save you from a lot of offensive stuff.

[JJBeaner]

even god has a sense of humor, he made us didnt he? get over yourself. . .

[turnoniseered]

lololololololololololololololo­l

[aglioni28]

obvious troll is obvious

[lordtalon69]

@kingtony777

Youtube is about freedom of speech not pandering to your meaniningless delusions if you can't deal with that get the fuck off the internet.

[patyamaya]

this is a blasfemy

[Palantarian]

Yes, it is.

...And?

[thev01]

BLASPHEMY?

THIS IS JESUS!!!!!

[lowelek3]

plus for Sparta pun :P

[lowelek3]

THIS IS JESUUUUUUUS !!!1

[LaBrujaWalda]

a webooo!!

[bubaqra]

the kings of kings of beers.. i LOLed so hard XD

[pe3er]

hahahah

[Dokuro19]

Great commercial. So... Anyone would go with me to drink one? :P

[Dougca1985]

lol ohhhh man awesome XD

[Axz92]

The purpose of religion is only to help people to behave the way human beings are supposed to be. If religion is taken too seriously, then people will become fanatics, like terrorists!

[Palantarian]

Azz92: ...Sorry, but I have to comment on this. 'Behave the way human beings are supposed to be'? ...Supposed to be? According to whom? We aren't 'supposed' to be any way in particular, except by those who seek to control us for their own gain. Let's forget about religion and stop feeling bad about ourselves. Jesus wasn't humane. He was anything but. Being humane - true to human nature - has very little to do with turning the other cheek or loving one's enemies.

[Maicol912]

I think he was referring to less ideal and utopistic values, such as love, brotherhood, equality etc, which can't be perfectly reproduced in a real society anyway, but that we can approach to without the useless (and often harmful) dogmas proposed by religions that preach the same values.

[Palantarian]

...By the way, sorry about misspelling your username. That honestly wasn't my intention.

[ogorjefan]

Great commercial. I want to drink jesus beer.

[Mosiowaty]

Me too. ;)

[TCWFMattrichardson]

This is not cool You are a bad person for putting this go get god in your life

[Palantarian]

Aww, relax. Jesus wasn't against alcohol. He made water into wine, for Christ's Sake!

[TCWFMattrichardson]

well i know that but this video trying to make him look bad

[Palantarian]

I think this video is trying to sell some beer - not making Jesus look bad. But, if you really WANT to get offended, I won't try to stop you.

[kalcaron]

Jesus needs no-ones help to look bad. You only have to read his stupid book to see what arseholes him and his dad really are.

[talissin]

Get a life dude.

[Maver8686]

That's a divine beer!!! Sure!

[popoylagman]

THE FUCK MAN! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

[luket411]

fuck ya. i want to drink this at church!

[RealityGameWorld]

jesus beer has too much head

[skyzthelimi7]

jesus christ was a nice BEER!!!!!!!

[pbrskater26]

Now this is what I call the holy grail!!!! if you know what I mean ha ha

[steigs89]

Can people ever stop arguing over religion and politics over youtube... i mean it's youtube!!! not a blog spot!! Everyone has their views so keep em to yourself....

[dirkschuitsma]

Keep your view about youtube not being a blog spot to yourself please..

[drewbrooks09]

If you can't appreciate the freedom of speech then your opinion shouldn't mean squat. Tell your religious buddies to stop knocking on my door at eight in the morning trying to sell skygod to me, btw.

[graphattic]

Jesus Christ I am thirsty.