Is This Really Vegetarian?

[awkwardLandshark]

was this video meant to be dirty?

[schooldancedisaster]

He's glad to eat authentic Jamacian Cock. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

[SCENEBABYification]

AT THE BOTTOM IT SAYS MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF FISH gamnit have cps lok on sorry 0_o

[ceevo10]

lol i lol so muched at this vid sounds so wrong

[Ryan23251]

has fish in it

[DarkAngelWings101]

It says on the back, "Contains fish" so I don't know if you consider fish meat. I eat my veggies and my meats, if my body couldn't cossume meat then why am I able to eat it? I love my collards, creame corn, cabbage, lima beans, green beans, spinach, and other leafy green veggies as well. Just please respect me cause I respect your choice, after all how is my choice to eat meat affecting you? I'm just going by your other "anit-meat eater" videos, we are not bad people. At least I eat what I hunt!

[lycana911]

Something that worries me is the part that says "natural flavor". Natural chicken flavor?

[CuteandCreepy123]

You probably can. They put "May contain ________", so people don't sue for allergy reasons. They have to let people know a product was processed in a factory that was near foods that could cause an allergic reaction. It just means that somehow fish, nuts, gluten, or soy could come in contact with this product and they're warning people.

[captionPricej]

How does he say authentic Jamaican cock inside me with a straight face

[crimses]

@MJDaMan99 A simple mistake he is a vegetarian

[NinjaUnicornMagic]

do u eat fish? it says fish in big capital bold letters

[captionPricej]

It got me when he said Jamaican cock

[sevon513]

Trolling much? XD

[superbranstonpickle]

It said 'may contain traces of fish'.

[MJDaMan99]

He says if it does have meat in it than I don't want it but if u listen carefully he says but if it does than cool ill eat it so if u guys didn't see other vegatarian vids than u would suspect he's a meat eater

[EmosArmy]

How hard was it for you to be serious. "Authenic Jamaican Cock."

[SpikeMe23]

is this video for real ?

[katty81690]

sometimes "natural flavors" mean it's derived from an animal, and anyways, it says, "may contain trace amounts of fish" that should stop you right there!

[Happymeeeeeecheese]

I'm vegetarian too and Im still super confused about the chicken noodles at the sshop, it doesn't say chicken!

[Theconspiracy777]

im laughing my ass off at just this whole thing XD

[EminemFan2011100]

Hm, i sense a bit of dirtiness in this video... can't quite figure it out though....

[morningstarscrew]

"May contain trace amounts of fish." --> not vegetarian.

[emmaissocoollike1]

am I the only one who thought this was kinda dirty??

[LiaMarie27]

@emmaissocoollike1 nope, i almost suffocated, i laughed too hard

high five for dirty-mindedness :P

[FayyisHardcore]

OH, he's fucking retarded. Gluten and traces of fish. Not vegetarian safe food.

[katty81690]

@FayyisHardcore i don't understand how gluten is non-vegetarian if it comes from a plant >.>

[FayyisHardcore]

The item contains gluten, but also contains some other ingredient that is not suitable for vegetarians. While the common definition of "vegetarian" typically includes the consumption of dairy and egg, many companies use a stricter definition of "vegetarian" that does not include dairy/egg. So if you were to look at a product that contained gluten but also contained egg or dairy, it would say, "Not suitable for vegetarians" and has nothing to do with the gluten.

[katty81690]

@FayyisHardcore but i'm saying that you said that gluten wasn't vegetarian when it is, and i didn't understand why you were saying that lol.

[jrwinekone]

Gluten ....

[CalvinLeeTV]

I bet you love these comments...this made my night. Thank you btw keep trolling everyone your great at it and it looks like everyone's falling for it

[JuanK767]

What ¿?, you are Vegetarian, your are agnostic or whatever, you don't drink, etc etc, so you are Jesus...

[iTeets]

"May contain traces of fish."

[g124124]

im gonna comment telling you to go ahead and eat it, even though this video was made nine months ago. eat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[katiemunsterloveschu]

No because if you look at the bottom it says in bold print MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF FISH and as you've said in previous videos vegetarians DO NOT eat fish

[Madeleinelovesjoop]

:L

[LexiGalaxyUp]

i love how serious he steys xD

[TheseWafflezBeSexii]

Natural & artificial flavors, never know that could be Greg.. :p

[HotCocoRockkah]

There's some fish?!?

[SceneKid8D]

authentic jamacan cock,ive never really had authentic jamacan cock inside me....... O_O

[XtractionProcess]

I love how hard he's trying to keep a straight face.

[BordumNation]

Its just like top raman.

I love to put authentic jamaican cock inside me

[ParadiddleMySkittle]

If you don't eat the cock, I WILL. ;) as a matter of fact I have to stir some cock into my soup right now.

[TheIrisRoseShow]

you can eat it, although judging by the ingredients it is not very healthy

[TannieThaSinga]

may contain trace amounts of fish :)

[McBummly]

i can help get the jamaican cock in u ;D lol, thats probly the most funny shit i ever heard tho, but from waht i can tell it has no meats

[RoseBuddi]

"I never had authentic Jamaican cock inside me."

xDD well played

[MrsLeanneElliott]

Its cock flavoured  and has artificial flavours.

[MegaGamerChix]

At the bottom in bold letters it says, "May contain trace amounts of fish" So i do not reccommend you to eat it Greg (:

[brittanynicoleftw]

contains trace amounts of fish... so no u probably shouldnt eat the cock :)

[JasmineJawdrop]

eat the jamican cock?

[Sasorilover87]

I laughed I'm sorry. ); Lol.

[MyNameIsMaddynStuff]

"It intrigues me..."

Now, Greg, we all know it's because cock ;3

[deathofangel789]

hohoho autentic jamican cock XD

[gotallboy]

this was funny, but for your own good don´t eat shit like ready to mix soups....

[TheWhatwat]

lol

[guepardomorado88]

traces of fish = not veggie

[CalumGraves]

this is hillarious. ahahahahahah

[ceaknott]

I know ur kidding around...but, I'm Jamaican..and there's no meat in it. It has the 'cock' b/c it's usually used for a traditional Jamaican soup which has chicken. But, it's just seasoning...feel free to consume your authentic Jamaican cock now ;)

[MintVinyl]

At best it's Junk food, it's has MSG, natural flavous (might be the Chicken) Trace amount of fish! I would not have made the Purchase, it's crap! Wow are you taking the piss? Trow it away!! You're vego right? Soup is like the easiest thing to make.

[Beckyxxbear]

It says natural and artificial flavors and natural flavors can be meat. It also says may contain trace amounts of fish. I'm a vegetarian and I probably wouldn't eat it

[550bloodsucker]

the stuff in cock is semen.

[fdrfdr00]

idk if it has chicken but i doubt ud like authentic jamaican cock in ur mouth

[Ihatecoldnnnirror]

I doub't that you never had a cock inside you.

[lee8lee4]

It says it may have traces of fish.

[jubejube1202]

how can you keep a straight face?!?!?!?!

[ross9099412]

ha cock.cock in the mouth lol

[madarasasuke]

ummm that sounds really wrong when you say jamaican cock just saying and when you say that you really want jamaican cock inside you i was like omg how is he NOT rotfl

[pelonelcojedor]

Jamaican cock.

[siagakoti]

That shit is still really bad for you Greg =.=;;

[EternalVelocity]

how many takes did it take you to make this vid? :3

[horselovergirl4319]

Is this a joke???

[soldierkiller29]

i didn't even grin while watching this piece of shit.

[EmmaDeeb]

Just eat the cock Greg. Eat it.

[Aufaugen]

it says Natural and Artificial flavors, that should answer your question. With vegetarian products or vegetarian ingredients it will say (not from animal source)

[TheMadison011]

Lol I can't believe h said it with a straight face

[Xanerix]

it contains trace amounts of fish in it sooooo you prolly shouldnt eat it d:

[biscuitz3tears]

"and I really want authentic Jana an cock...." lol

[yomama0516]

its chicken flavor

[CanYouComeAndGetMe]

i dont think it is vegetarian because it says it may contain trace amounts of fish

[LAWLoROFL]

@CanYouComeAndGetMe are you joking?

[CanYouComeAndGetMe]

@LAWLoROFL no im not

[prettytall19]

all he wants is that damn cock in his mouth...he totally wants it...

[alliesinsin]

Don't ya put it in your mouth Don't ya stuff it in your face Though it might look good to eat And it might look good to taste You could get sick Real quick Real sick, real ick Don't put it in your mouth Till you ask someone you love If it's ok to eat Like a muffin or a beet If you don't know just what it is Remember boys and girls, DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. ICK!!!---- Concerned Childrens Advertisers(Canada circa 1990's)

[punkybrewster2121]

u can tell he was trying sooo hard not to laugh...

[punkybrewster2121]

"MAY CONTAIN TRACE AMOUNTS OF FISH"....Why wud something with a chicken on it have fish in it? curious...very curious...

[LAWLoROFL]

@punkybrewster2121 hahahahaha don't you get it?

[nbartlett13]

Doesn't he just love saying cock? Hm, Greg, look at the word authentic and grab that definition. Then, cock...

Put 'em together, and give it your best guess. How...HOW could an "authentic" cock be vegetarian?

[emo8brat]

@BeautifulRebellion45 you like BVB? Awesome!

[TsukamotoTenma45]

Chicken flavour is not made from chicken but from bacterias. As every "natural flavor", actually. If fish trace doesn't bother you (it means that fish based products are made in the same factory that this one), this "cock" is eatable.

If I didn't see the name on the soup, I would be lol too x)

[DJCrAzYGaL]

Anyone else thought wrong throughout this video?

[miasakii]

LOL

[ShoutOutsz]

Well done Greg Well done..

[allisonORLY]

R U TROLLIN ME???

[6FaceDrak]

well it does say there is a small amount of fish

[WHYWOULDYOUDOTHATT]

That's what she said

[maddyblue4567]

I would die laughing....but it contains traces of fish...but u could still eat it

[CandiiLautnerBieber]

Lol that's funny

[kyliexkreep]

HAHAHAHAHA. You love the cock.

[TheMadison011]

I was laughing so hard

[brenx89]

The fact he said that with a straight face

[xxMaRBearKittehxx]

"May have traces of fish" is all the meat I see.. If you eat fish.. I guess.

[SummerBateman]

I've never had authentic jamaican cock inside of me... LMFAO!

[SummerBateman]

it says "may contain trace amounts of fish" so it's not vegitarian.

[EdM021]

Read the ingredients. If it has anything pertaining to meat, or even "natural flavorings" then it's a safe bet a vegetarian can't eat it.

[bertzchick224]

"May contain trace amounts of fish" not chicken, maybe fish cock?

[holyrolr2]

ROFL

[DahvieVanityInsanity]

It's soup mix. Why would they put meat into a powdered soup mix?

I know im a bit late on this video but i don't see how it's not Vegetarian,

[rkorvdslam]

@DahvieVanityInsanity it has fish in it s no

[DahvieVanityInsanity]

@rkorvdslam yes, but Vegetarians can eat fish. If you don't eat fish its something different then Vegetarianism.

[xxHaydenHavokxx]

@DahvieVanityInsanity No. They Can't. No one who eats fish can refer to themselves as a vegetarian.

[nullie]

@DahvieVanityInsanity Uhhh no. A person who only eats fish meat is called a pescatarian.

[SummerBateman]

@nullie If something had to die for you to consume it, it is not vegitarian.

[nullie]

@SummerBateman Yes, I understand that. My comment was merely to say that there is a term for people who only eat fish, not land animals, and it is pescatarian. I in no way implied that pescatarians were vegetarians, in fact, I was implying the exact opposite of that.

[WalrusLord756]

00:57 That's what she said XD

[mslinkinthebottombar]

what im most confused about is that it may contain traces of fish? wtf?

[emograywolf12]

its suppose to taste like meat

[bryand450]

Most cock is mostly meat, pretty sure Jamaican cock is just as meaty.

[Jenwelsh629]

At the bottom it says it contains trace amounts of fish. And I'm not sure what kind of noodles they use. The noodles might also have egg in them. It does look good, but I wouldn't eat it.

[OPIobsession]

hahahaha "i really want jamacian authentic cock" XD

[devilspedicure]

Next

[EmoEydie]

it says it may contain trace amounts of fish so if ur a vegetarian dont eat it!

[MsSmileyStephanie]

It says there may be traces of fish...

[Dougster]

When in doubt, don't eat it.

But if you crave cock that much you could always swish it around your mouth and spit it out for the flavor... it's not like you HAVE TO swallow. 

[Lordwakka]

@Dougster

Think about the starving children in Africa, Always swallow.

[coolagent000]

Jamaican Cock...

[iLuvMakeup2238]

it says traces of fish!!!!

[Takuux]

haha i normally hate passionate vegetarians, and if i'm completely honest i think you're a bit of a douche too. but this made me laugh. good job.

[113alexx]

traces of fish

[kadamac23]

Ahhh Bro it may contain traces of fish bro lol. That's all. Which has Mercury in it. I'm a Vegetarian

[KRaZeeFeLA]

ahahaha onision eats cock thats a suprise

[sKarLetTWoLf]

I am not Jamaican... but, ahhh ;)

[dondopa]

Jamaica sucks!

[jessicalovestheused]

'may contain traces of fish'...depends how strict you are, personally i wouldn't go there

[LadyXxXTattoo]

omg... your such a dork.... an incredibly cute dork hahahahahahahaaaa....

[jujubee123321]

This. Is. A joke. people seriously -_-

[TheNewUltraVilonce]

lol....it sais traces of fish

[TheSilvermoonstar]

yeah... just in case don't eat it.

[ImGeeked360]

DONT EAT IT....In bold it says "May contain trace amounts of fish" In bold at the bottem~

[justdream31]

why don't you look it up yourself? seriously gurl.

[31770H]

theres no meat in that i eat it. im a vegetarian too

[CdrCactus]

I love how you use the "I'm a vegetarian" line to be a bitch and act like your better then everyone else for it.

[Suvesia]

@CdrCactus It was a joke, bro...

[rajjitchahal]

ONISION POWDER

[m45t3r594rt4n]

I bet you love authentice jamaican cock, eh, Onision?

[LiamTVx]

It says it contains traces of fish.

[BVBrule1996]

Haha how the fuck did you keep a straight face?! XD

[MerelFollowTV]

@BVBrule1996 your username is awesome :3 I <3 BVB

[BeautifulRebellion45]

@MerelFollowTV LOL high-five! BVB is pretty awesome! All three of us need to have a group high-five.

[kayaandsam]

lmfao cock

[spotoftrouble]

lol. cock...

[elizabethftw]

You might have figured this out already, but it says "Cock flavoured ..." Which leads me to believe that it is simulated flavour

[hAiMeHtAyLoR]

i want authentic jamacian COCK inside me xDD heh heh heh

[MrNip64]

so onisions gay now?

[hyperchick911]

I'm a vegetarian toooooooo! <3

And it most likely does sir. x]

[dissy61]

thats what she said

[thecofgod1]

I want some jamacan cock to

[Cinemaserials]

Some noodles use eggs, so yeah, and it may have a trace amount of fish apparently

[Wycohol]

Guar Gum does that come from chicken? :)

[CantWeedThis]

lmao i had to come back to watch this

[siyrvan]

even though im not vegetarian, i would never consume an authentic jamaican cock,,, :D

[Taki2007]

I see what you did there

[yoyocatish]

I was like hmm then huh then -giggle- then at the end I was like "BWAAAHAHAHAH balz...". :D

[BeautifulMistake313]

Natural and artificially flavored... I wonder what the natural flavors are... XD

[renoloverxoxo]

Dude, he's trolling

[cutezonbie123]

I think it says may contaion fish

[mpscats360]

he wants authentic gameican cock...

excuse the spelling

[CramsieFilms]

"May contain traces of fish"

[LoadedWithMegaBrains]

That's what she said. x:

[TheUpcomingSkater]

You are so amazing at keeping a straight face. I applaud you. *clap*......is one clap and applause???....idk lol

[youandihavenolife]

@TheUpcomingSkater He's an actor. That's why he's so good with all the crap he pulls.