DOG AND THE LOBSTER

[IXjoshieIX]

im on the weard part of youtube again fuck you brain

[stoindrae]

Needs more butter.

[mini14fire]

I think this is my favorite video on YouTube. Id say it might be the best example of how social media can better our society I have seen yet.

[Nerwik]

Hey Lobster, dogs are after me what should I do ?

Lobster ?

[roxz0rzboxz0rz]

what a cute dog



[rusho2nd]

ROCK LOBSTER

[shadowman48]

y u killing a lobster for no reason?

[TheQtsoGhost]

pobre langosta ha de estar dicieno y este pinche perro nada mas se la pasa hinchando las bola XD

[NgJackal1990]

IRAQ LOBSTER!

[Brandonlw93]

Tassie crayfish!

[steven74538]

makes me miss my dog for some reason

[nomadicpenguin1996]

What compelled you to put a dog and a lobster in the same vicinity?

[Epiic4Liife]

Why is the weird side of YouTube so fucking weird?!

[instantezz]

one of god's ''good creations'' with one of his midnight mishaps......

[890RiCo]

why am i here



[UltimegaSeven]

DEF points are too high. You lose.

[roryh50]

pinchy!!!! :O like if you remember XD

[daywalker137]

Not funny !

More respekt for animals please !

[Sindin5]

@daywalker137 rofl, respect was not given :L

[SuperFishunt]

i don't care how many people didn't like this video. I love it when dogs encounter an animal they have never seen before and aren't sure what to do with.  If you don't like this video you don't like dogs and have no sense of humor.

[charger334]

youtube at it's finest

[Colinde86]

wtf is that lobster doing there??

[supersherrylee]

why the hell would i subscribe?? you only gots one video....

[rscottgoddard]

This video is extremely stupid, so much I like it for it's stupidity.

[eleventy5]

2,332 people don't like unusual animal interactions.

[Blaas123]

If that lobster still had its claws. The dog would have been rocked by the lobster!!

[schieb1307]

@Blaas123 Baha those lobsters dont even have claws, you clown.

[xdarkreaperzx]

lol the song makes the lobster look badass.

[faheemthedream2007]

this is FUNNY!!! LMAO! interesting reaction from the dog. bet the Lobster is scared sh*tless!

[671zone]

there just chilling homie

[242tdryan]

the dog cant understand why it isnt playing

[fokshill]

IRAQ LOBSTER

[ctrollscool]

is it just me or do lobsters not have claws?

[CokenOpi]

why so many dislikes?  the lobster didnt even get hurt what a bunch of babies

[somedude4556]

2,313 people are on team lobster :P

[prometheus19799791]

i'd like to see what the dog thinks about a lobster that still has its claws.

[F3502000]

Doggy like hey...wheres the butter bitches!

[OsmosisLDolo]

zoidberg a soldier

[McRaydaD00kmonster]

my dog thinks everything want to be his friend so he tries to play with it, its all alike nigguh what da fuck?!?!?

[marcopaoix]

Dog: you cant escape death!!! your cornered!

Lobster: zzzzzzzzzzz

[XaviethePikachu]

Dog: the fuk is this shit?

Lobster: ....derp

[pythonmajestic]

dogs like wtf are you!! play wif me!!

[XeroBlue]

hold up you eat the lobster after the dog slobbered all over it? nice

[citylightsish]

they are friends forever ( until the dog eats him )

[nattyasha101]

This reminds me of my spaniel...she found a hedgehog in her bed (she had an outdoor hut thingy for when it was warm) and I heard a thumping on the wall, went in and she was batting the hedgehog against the wall xD dragged her away and took the hedgehog out though

[stuchly1]

The lobster... does it even give a shit? =D

[DarkBloodParrot]

the dog actually is playing with the lobster not eating him!

[bagsmoney4]

awww BFF's

[aGwEENapple]

People thought the lobster would have claws, huh? That's why there's so many dislikes? People wanted to see the doggy get hurt? =[

[jjeerrmmuu]

HAHAHAHA! The music!

[hardraynesgonnafall]

what kind of dog is this?

[VTTennis2011]

@hardraynesgonnafall Obviously a 1% dog.

[Cioper]

Looks like lobster doesn't want to play with a dog.

[ghghghghghghggggghgh]

trash

[MrDouchebagtv]

what's up with the fag ass music?????? have u ever got ur shit pushed in?

[ChristiansMind]

It wasn't just a dog. It was a dog, LOBSTER!

[osandas]

Which one is the dog??

[AreaQNH870]

@osandas the dog.

[applejackd]

im sorry...what?...why did i click on this?

[joeyrox]

@applejackd for the rad music!

[death61000]

@applejackd  cuz you were stupid

I did to but yeah

[sixDUMBbeaners]

Maine lobster is better

[waywered]

Good dog you just caught dinner

[aminomethyl]

When the video end, did he bite him?

[fbiotube]

What a beautiful history of love...

[magnacorza]

pinscers?

[Mythezza]

I like how the uploader felt the need to assure us that the dog didn't hurt the lobster before he cooked it alive. :3 I loled.

[reaperflex]

ummm where are its pinscers?

[high1but1low]

and theres always some pussys saying something about nature stfu

[batman4446]

When I read your description about the fate of the lobster, I cried and laughed at the same time. It was a weird conflict of emotions.

[DawberHD]

heinz 57 nicest dog ever !

[DOMINOSMOFO]

I think he was hoping that some freak accident would occur and on camera and to two would fuse together as one. It would be a lobster with a little more bite.

[dajunsta]

And now for the sequel, Cat with an armadillo.

[x60v5r200]

Whats the idea behind that video??0-o

[Shauntelx]

...now for the Tortoises attacking...

[KyutiHuni]

thinking about it...that kinda mean :I

[shane8109]

I don't even know what to say

[BassCreator18]

so lost in youtube i put in dog and lobster

[2Gumble]

Just disliked because of the music -.-'

[AkOsTfAsT]

وش ذي الحشره

[ilovebilliejoe35]

what kind of dog is that?it looks like mine.

[FrxBass]

0:26 ahaha mine used to do that too bc she was scared of half-dead butterflies ahaha

[mrprowler2008]

Thats so cruel, Looks like its missing its claws, possibly been cut off.

[droxland]

when did you think this was worth uploading to youtube?

[donlokatme]

if that thing still had its claws that dog wold be mising like half its face

[STBFClassy]

Dog, "Bitch, where's my krabby patty?"

[thabeast916]

why the fuck is Mr. Krabbs out of bikini bottom?



[jernelsonable]

This Bastard is so rich his dog eats lobster.

[fishingwiththenerd]

@jernelsonable What does he eat then? Gold plated lobster?!

[omdway]

@jernelsonable he is the 1%. LOLz

[Woodsy8686]

The music makes it sound like it's a scene from Roadhouse.

[AcousticDude17]

the lobster was probably 20x more confused than the dog

[bryanaustin2008]

seems like lobsters are becoming amphebians

[Golemoid]

Iraqi lobster!

[aout02]

aparently your dog thought it was tasty :3

[TheGantos119]

Is that lobster even alive?

[NitroMagnet]

what;s ur fishing level? :)

[vaporkillz]

let him play with a coconut crab, see how he holds up

[Undisputed2550]

i love the dog.. hehe.. he's cute

[allthingsandbeyond]

MR.T WANTS HIS DINNER BACK

[Nballer11]

It was a ROCK LOBSTAAAAAAAAHHH

[Neontiger77]

poor lobster and stupid dog owner that does not stop the humiliation of the lobster BAD HUMAN!

[Gundemon1]

Dog: My new friend wont play with me! :(

[jubjub444]

why is this video disliked so much, it is cute :D

[frogpoc321]

Dog's just like

''WTF is this? i know. ill hit it to see if it goes a way''

[emz33]

Lol me:

*sees video on side* Hah! Cute *clicks*

Aw it's a toy lobster. Lame

HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL!!!! THAT THING IS HUGE!!!! WTF?!?!?

[unclebenz86]

im hungry for some good lobster with butter sauce now :/



[justinld13]

@unclebenz86 Yeah same thing happens to me when I see chickens running around...think, KFC for dinner tonight.

[Scottszyboy]

family guy. RED LOBSTAAAHH

[Ddtank704]

Cama

ron ¬¬

[swss12]

so funny watchin dogs play with random shit. they get so stoked

[rbsadler]

We did this with my dogs in the kitchen. They think it's an alien or something.

[onesong2001]

@rbsadler that's cool. but how exactly do you know what your dogs thinks?

[rbsadler]

@onesong2001 Obviously, I'm not a dog whisperer, but when you live with dogs you pick up on their nuances and behaviors All dogs have personalities and you can tell by their body language when they're like, "Oh shit! What's that?". Nice try at being a smart ass.

[DickardGross]

Dog's like... how do I eat this fuggin thing? it's all sharp and pokey damnit

[XGreenFire]

The dog just lick the lobster ASS DUDE LOL

[slothscantswim]

ew gross lobster, im from new england, thats a gross lobster



[sciminix]

Quite interesting, I remember 5 minutes ago watching hugh laurie and rowan atkinson....

[Razorvan]

oh right, you're that weird kid on the block that used to burn ants with a magnifying glass.

[NemoGroF]

0:55 he eat his ear

[AFewGoodPuppets]

I heat a screwdriver on the stove and let it burn through the shell into his brain then boil them.

[justinld13]

I hope you're joking about boiling it alive, coz freezing something will only make you (or a lobster) numb...while it's still frozen...Obviously it's not going to be frozen once you put it in hot water. But then hey...what's the torture of an innocent creature if it means it will taste that tiny little bit better for you right?

[AFewGoodPuppets]

@justinld13 Right.

[brade07]

@justinld13 If you freeze most things they die, they dont just go numb?? Only a few select creatures can survive a freezing (frogs, salamanders, some insects etc...) Also lobsters dont have the nervous system to feel pain, they will feel slight sensations but that about it. Also once dropped in boiling water, they will be dead within a matter of seconds

[justinld13]

@brade07 Putting a creature which can spend it's life on a seabed is not gonna die after 5mins in a freezer...In fact it would take about an hour. And actually lobsters do have a nervous system and it is illegal in some countries (Italy for eg) to boil them alive as it is considered torture.

[RobloxDaredevilz]

@justinld13 They don't notice the boiling and they die instantly. You put them in and the lobster is like: man...it's getting hot in- dead. Derp durr.

[justinld13]

@RobloxDaredevilz No they just fake death in the hope of not being tortured further, it's a natural instinct of many animals.

[yewwtubee]

this is way better than the spider kills cat video ! time to watch some kid owned by a turtle!

[enapretty24]

big lobster=why isnt it doing anything? wow -_-

[kingxofxsuede]

That is just like "WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF"

[earthboundloved]

puppy gotz Ballz!

[Ieat6piesjr]

Lobsters don't feel pain because they are without nerve ending. Interesting fact I learned in bio class

[Mayimchaiyim]

But there is fear.

[Ieat6piesjr]

@Mayimchaiyim puting it in a freezer doesn't get rid of fear.

[mastercrowly]

Why the f*ck is there a lobster in your backyard

[BASEBOSTED]

@mastercrowly it hates water its a land animal lol

[LGmonsterPimp]

ya i dont get y there is so many dislikes

[cameron33736]

its a rock lobster

[QSMGtv]

Dog: Is it alive at 0:26

[Bragso]

why are there so many dislikes? it is a dog.. and a lobster...

[mardymoot]

I'm in the weird part of youtube again.

[XerinoX]

time to watch caterpillar mutations.

[CaptainObvious0000]

did the dog die ?

[nekku19]

Imagine Final Fantasy VII battle theme playing.

[MikeJohnsonsProof]

No way to get outta here now. The weird part of Youtube is like quicksand; the more you try to get out, the deeper you sink.

[MrSparkymane]

i...cant...BREATH!!! what r u doing dog...HURRY UP AND KILL MEE!!

[bbbvvv312]

Well there was 54 seconds I won't get back...

[droctagonapus909091]

ROCK LOBSTER!

[thedp8000]

What the hell did i just watch

[LivinFobbish]

if it had a some claw it wouldve whoop that dog ass

[inFamousCeRea1]

chill lobster



[Sporeadam]

Why is there a lobster in your backyard?

[adiPapiXD]

EW!!!! WHERE U BUY A LOBSTER!

[max15max15max]

poor dog....

[james664094]

so, i see you got a....... ROCK LOBSTAAAAAH?

[KneeHowMah]

@james664094 I thought it was Iraq Lobster.

[jubjub444]

@james664094 good song

[mirandaq7g]

I thought the lobster would kick the dog's ass.

[jennifermichellebaxt]

pahahahaha!!!

[super65952]

oi me. oi toi muon dc an tom hum`

[FuroraCeltica]

All I could think about during this was the "Iraq Lobster" song from Family Guy

[auroraominae]

pet lobster pooping in your garden?

[etcetec]

it looks delicious

[Mpyroblast]

Better love story than Twilight.

[THEVETERAN7]

@Mpyroblast

You're comment made my day.

[musicismyonlywayout]

this is fucking dumb.

[benjiballistic]

IT WAS A ROCK...LOBSTER!!

[noalaiglesia]

the dog is thinking... and how you eat it?

[tdogg4575]

btw its a crawfish not a lobster

[Mayimchaiyim]

Why do we eat one and love the other? All animals are living creatures. Let's love them and not eat them. 

[Warunho]

@Mayimchaiyim My dog consider me its master, my dog does as I say, my dog can help me do the dishes. A lobster would just sit there and pinch me if I got close.

[BluntedPothead]

@Mayimchaiyim i like me sum lobster :D and we dont eat dogs cuz their meat suxxx :D

[BumpNtheNight1]

i have a powerful lust for lobster n butter n salt now...maybe a steak too