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  • brilliant video

  • some sweet info here

  • C'est marrant de voir comment les américains voient le monde ça fait peur --' USA will desapear ...

  • my penis brought me here

  • meow

  • You have God-Given talent...maybe you could state opinion without sexual references, maybe you could use that investment.,You could be a Cause for righteousness.

  • I want the #1 news story of 2012 to be the people's overthrow of fascist authoritarian pigs who took over the U.S. Government. See you at Freedom Plaza in Washington on October 6! Now shhhh - don't wake up MrFernando7474 below me. Fascist swine need their beauty sleep a lot more than we do. Revolutions can't wait for them to wake up.

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  • where did you pick up a 287 inch tv? that should be the #1 story

  • fuck u bich every 1 waches soccer bigest and best sport in d world i like to c mexico kik usa assssss cuzzzz they fukkkkk suckkkkk balss and its futboll bich

  • @gorda1996fly haha ok. but were are you guys in the olympics? oh wait its mexico right? your in the special olympics selling drugs and snatching up kids for ransom. fuck off

  • trapaaaaaaaaaaaas

    

  • We English call it football for a reason. You kick a ball using your feet! It's logic!

  • What an anti-American piece of garbage. There are small slivers of truth and logic buried in endless sentences of negativity and muck stirring. This is what I imagine a Rachel Maddow/Keith Olbermann/Bill O'Rielly orgy would be like MMF.....

  • dickhead

    

  • lol Andre the Giant Steps!

  • I happen to enjoy both football (the european variety) AND avant-garde French films... both for their potential for seeing boobs.

  • oh, dont worry about the revolution in iran, shithead

  • @zoeybond

    That revolution's dead already

  • @milky0candy not exactly. its calmed down, but if they're still upset with their leadership, it'll revive. and whether or not is succeeded isnt even the issue. its a really big deal that it even happened.

  • what a retard footballs english

  • Football originated from england u dumb fuck!!

  • Nice looking Paraguayan girl! in the world cup topic!!!! realy good boobs!!!

  • i wish i was that phone

  • what about the invention of Tenga Flip Lite at tengatango? these sex toys need some mention too since they are so popular with the men!

    just a thought

  • there, he talked about the most important issues that human beings are facing as a civilization. Ranging from pointless war to natural and man made calamities. and you all argue about football and soccer? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

  • @rinkmeifucan

    Yup

    Humanity is fucked up like that

  • Football (what you call soccer) is better than any of your shitty sports in america, like baseball and "american footbal".

  • Thumbs up if you clicked for bewbs!

  • Lo.OK THIS:

    / watch? v = M5uI_Vhsw8U

  • iraq war ends! wtf, but somebody has to grab my balls to keep me safe? War is bad, but some random dude poking my junk is waaaaaaay worse!

  • u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved

  • @chargerfan353 if this happens i'll give you a million dollars haha

  • @ExCellxX haha wat happens if it doesnt

  • I'm going to kill you.

  • soccer rules

  • this is GREG AKA DJ G MENACE... THIS IS BETTER then that movie 911 lol good job

  • "davis fleetwood" you're obviously a pothead. Look at those nasty glassy eyes.

  • I think it's just so evident that you're a republican and the whole politics recap was extremely biased. Seriously, if you're gonna do a journalistic-kind of thing-recap, then make sure you're not biased. And how dare you relate soccer and communists. *sigh* Shocker-typical old, conservative, republican white man.

  • you are a fuckin" nerd !! thats what u are!!! too much... bla bla bla..... BUT REALLY...TOO MUCH SHIT !!!!

  • Wait a minute Didnt the PLAN get shot down recently in court? YEP it did. Its no longer a working plan its a DEAD plan. As in Dead Gone, Bye Bye, So Long, See You, C YA... Whats worse is that its come to groping everyone to make sure some ass hole doesnt shove a bomb up his crotch or ass hole. If my life depends on someone getting felt up....go ahead feel away gay boys.

  • Wait a minute Didnt the PLAN get shot down recently in court? YEP it did. Its no longer a working plan its a DEAD plan. As in Dead Gone, Bye Bye, So Long, See You, C YA...

  • What is this? the news? I already got that in every channel in the mornings... I don't need you to repeat everything all over for me. The reason why other people are successful doing it on the internet is because they are funny and thus make the news enjoyable.... you my friend are not funny, just a thought.

  • dud stop talkin all ready will ya!!!

  • You look high

  • what a fag..

  • Democrat idiot...

  • No one cares about news...TITTIES! xD

  • This was actually very interesting to watch.

    You, sir, have earned my like and favourite.

  • shut up. 

  • Oh shut your noise hole when relating to football ok?

    FOOT - The lower extremity of the vertebrate leg that is in direct contact with the ground in standing or walking.

    BALL - a spherical or approximately spherical body or shape; sphere

    you guys barely play with your foot!

  • how fucking annoying is he?? *punch*

  • @singledout1211 Thank you!

  • Don't worry about Palin, she's a professional media whore now, not a candidate.

    I'm a conservative, and when McCain selected her for VP candidate, within 3 minutes of googling I said "Well, looks like Obama is the next President."

    I mean... who DOESN'T know she killed any chance McCain had? Every thinking republican knows it, so even if she had presidential ambitions, she doesn't have a prayer to get on the ballot.

  • IMBECIL

  • What a moron. The funniest thing about this video is the fact that there is at least one moron that thinks this way!

  • @nelms55 hehe yea, moron indeed :D

  • just some perspective:

    - You don't know how to make any part of an airplane

    - You don't have the capital to have an airplane built

    - You don't have the infrastructure to coordinate multiple airplanes with a website and government regulations

    - You don't know how to fly an airplane

    - You don't know anything about ACTUALLY DOING homeland security.

    You can reserve your right to private parts, but you can't tell them they're less human than you for trying to protect people and $4 million aircraft

  • talking really fast and using unusual adverbial add-ons, never allowing the viewer to stop and think about what you said for a couple seconds or so, and making involved jokes and assumptions to impress the viewer by putting on a facade of intelligence in the matter does not make you an effective news reporter.

    I had NO clue what the fuck you were talking about with the soccer thing. And your one-sided inability to view things objectively (such as don't touch my junk) is... just.... stupid...

  • take away the guys face and voice and blow up the pictures and captions and add a music track and it'd be good

  • 1) Skip to 1:13 and then press Pause

    2) Hold Down Ctrl Key and press the (+) Plus Key ten times.

    3) Mute sound.

    /fixed

  • @TheAnthonyFive haha

  • how can you call it football when you carry the ball with you most of the time..you americans are not that bright:D

  • @harpicks Because the ball is exactly one foot long, but then again the imperial system of measurement sucks and metric FTW

  • What's the new channel?

    

  • English people call football football because we use our feet u dumb fuck Americans call there's football and they use their hands Hmmmm fool

  • Wow...looks like #1 really raised your hair, Dennis. ;p

  • I gave up the other day looking for your channel. Looking forward to your new material.

  • 1:28-1:33

    George Carlin? Love the sarcasm though!

  • Thanks for spreading some normality about your country, we get far way to much BS from USA in all its forms and ways: War, Bush, Tea Party, Sarah Palin, reality TV (did I just repeat myself? O.o!), and far way too many idiots, in the net, exposing the worst USA stereotypes to the world (at least before we just assumed, what now is confirmed by all of them in daily bases).

    Saludos Amigo I accept the friend invitation.

  • OK, dude, I accept your friend invitation with a healthy dose of SKEPTICISM (which I'm sure you would approve of!). The problem is that I can't tell if you're to the left or to the right or in the middle. Excessively sarcastic satire has that effect on me. I'll be a good sport and keep watching your vids and see if I can "get it" at some point. I'll even sub ya for now.

    L8R, JD

  • the iraq war ended? yeah, right

  • Well done. One note, North Korea did not attack the South. The proverbial, "Who shot first," conundrum will probably never be solved, but the unfinished war between both areas will ebb and flow for the foreseeable future and as mistakes on both sides dictate. Otherwise, nice selection of news.

    Also, I'm not used to seeing the braindead in your comment section. Who invited those loons?

  • Why isnt the death of the polish president on here?

  • The least-covered #1 top story of 2010 was the news that Hitler was a Jew.

  • It looks like this guy gets his news from MSNBC and the Huffington post.

  • @davisfleetwood agree with all of your comments EXCEPT the ground zero mosque. you are incorrect calling a mosque a "community center". a mosque has a religious purpose and is partial to people of a certain religion. a community center is impartial of religion and welcomes the community.

  • @cycloneflava50 actually you should get your fax straight. It was always meant to be a community center with a mosque and not JUST a mosque. It was the media who immediately portrayed it as a mosque to scare people

  • @cycloneflava50 Hey dickhead being uneducated and not knowing what anything means doesn't give you the power to define the words you don't get. Y'fucking ape.

  • I like the part where hes trying to shove his political agenda down everyone's throat. 

  • @shady1181 That's the nickname your father gave to his cock, please if you need to talk about it, just fuck off somewhere else.

  • @nilbud

    U MAD? :)

  • needs boobs or cats

  • fuck u sucker arrogant

  • LMFAO ive only listened to this scrotum for 30 seconds and my monitor already stinks like vinegar

  • soccer rocks better than american futbol and im american

  • @7788815 agree

  • @7788815 Soccer for the rest of the world is FOOTBALL!!!!! What you call Football is Rubgy for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Brasilllllllll

  • @7788815 your american and you spell it futball? LIES!

  • @ma2jh if u say so i dont care what u think

  • @7788815 FOOTball.

  • @ma2jh fuck YOU!!!!!!!

  • @7788815 if you are , would you atleast spell FOOTBALL correctly !

  • @7788815 ya i love pathetic divers and constant 1-0 games!! SA-WEEEEEEET sport!!!

  • @7788815 you sir, are on crack. you're not american...or else you would've said FOOTBALL not "futbol"

  • @sldecker38 now u say im in crack screw u i dont need u to belive me or not im american and thats i dont care if u belive me or not but i wont tolerate u saying im in crack ok dumbass

  • @7788815 lol..you mean on crack? if you're going to say something say it right...

  • Reading Q-cards is hard. Comb your hair.

  • me too

  • Its pretty damn easy to sit & whine. Go and do something about it.

  • You have one ugly mug do you where makeup do hide to hideous face get a real job cornhole

  • Soccer sucks

  • BRAVO!!! 

  • I DONT LIKE KIN JONG IRR HE TRY TO GET ME KIRR!

  • Where is Fraudclosure and the dramatic rise of the price of Gold and Silver? Or the Governments censorship of Gulf Oil Spill, combined with a $40,000 fine. Don't forget the missile launch off the coast of California? And how many vacations and parties did the Obama family have? Its now illegal for me to grow my own garden. The economic riots in Europe cannot be forgotten nor the FCC decision to take over the internet. And the most story of the year, the U.S. economy did not collapse!

  • @DoctorOblivion1 Wow you're wrong on almost everything, that's hilarious. Only the gullible are buying gold and silver so the ridiculous price rises don't matter unless you watch glen beck. The government didn't censor the gulf oil spill. There was no missile launch off the coast of California, in other news chem trails don't exist and fluoride is not a mind control drug. The "economic riots" never existed, you just imagined them with a little help from fox, fabricators of your "reality".

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  • Makes me think of Bill Maher, wich in my opinion is a huge Thumbs Up.

    But then again my views may not count, I´m from Sweden and most Americans dont even know the difference between Sweden & Germany.

  • @sunscren Actually, most Americans DO know the difference. We aren't all stupid you know. It's sad that there has been this negative image painted by arrogant Hillbilly Republicans shoving their bullshit religion down others throats.

  • @ItsNotKuurrsten Stupid is as stupid does.

  • @ItsNotKuurrsten Actually MOST Americans do not know the difference. It's pretty stupid of you to get that wrong but I suppose that's just being consistent.

  • @nilbud And who are you to call me stupid? Please tell me. Where are you from?

  • i got bored quickly, bye.

  • Great - thank you

  • Wonderful top 10.....got it all right except Lady Gagas meat dress should have made the list somewhere ... Have an amazing xmas Dennis!

  • This guy is a fucking prick and if you hate America as much as you make it sound like then why don"t you just get the fuck out... Douche bag.

  • @jnstrgll I'm sure he hasn't heard that about 1,000 times before mr. originality. I can imagine back in the Revolutionary War period those Brits said the same thing about us. "If you don't like it here git out!" Well we did, and thank God for that.

  • @jnstrgll You get the fuck out, oh that's right you don't have a passport and no country would let you in because you don't have an education. Now get back to your menial job and don't forget to take all the shit your boss gives you because you are worthless.

  • Your metaphors, similes, and tangents just drown your arguments and points. Your like Brian from family guy, although funny you just don't do anything but complain. I'm not republican or hating on you, just giving you some constructive criticism.

  • solid

  • i liked number nine,

  • To be honest, I clicked because of the icon.

  • @gadgetine007 I was pumped when I saw the Bayern picture...waste of my time

  • @gadgetine007 me too!

  • @gadgetine007 ur not the only one..

  • I DON T KNOW WHAT IS ALL THIS, BUT I DONT WANNA KNOW I ONLY SEE A POOR LOOSER, AND THTS THE END.

  • @aguacan Stay away from mirrors then you illiterate cowardly dunce.

  • @nilbud OH OH I SEE TWO NOW AND YES INDEED THATS THE END.

  • Just saying davis, the possibilities of WWIII are still slim, considering this is exactly what North Korea do, whenever something starts disturbing their dictator balance. So rest peacefully for now, I doubt the US are stupid enough to start a war they know will include bombs à la suicide... unless the US are interested in having another Cold War...

  • This should be on the list of your top ten videos

  • That mosque fiasco was so stupid. It wasn't even a mosque! It was a community center. So much ignorance.

  • Too long and opinionated.

  • @oticorns Welcome to YouTube.

  • wiki-leaks ftw

  • Hot shit Mr. Fleetrainer.

  • You took too much!

  • When the real football"soccer" cames out ,your sport doesnt exist yet.

    When football and rugby cames from Angland to americans people ,they mix the two and creat "football"

  • @kamatchoukamatchou it was always called football from the beginning, the word soccer came about because of the the snobs.

  • You forgot to include news of the 1.5 million Palestinians locked in an outdoor concentration camp. A siege of this magnitude and length has not been seen in modern history. 6 million people were slaughtered not that long ago. I guess we didn't learn.

    It's understandable you forgot to recognize the suffering of Palestinians. Everyone else forgets as well.

    I'm not working. My Paypal is empty. I'll put what I can into davisfleetwood's collection plate. People of conviction are vital.

  • @badgeless 6 million jews whacked in WWII they say yet the official Jewish death toll at Aushwitz has dropped from 4 million to less than 1 million yet the overall figure of 6 million has never been adjusted to 3 million or less (perhaps more of the figures were lied about too).

    Based on the evidence of how Israel is run the only thing the Jews learned from the shoa was techniques not wisdom.

  • Yup, I have my front seats readied for the next World War...on the front lines somewhere when my reserve det gets mobilized. Hooray. I'm so fucking thrilled to have the chance to die for rich white men.

  • wikiLEAKs, dumps, cables and papers, Toilethumor at work down under with ASSange as number 1,

  • Davis, I listen to your stuff whenever I can. Once upon a time, journalists would investigate and give us the facts needed to protect democracy. Journalists have disappeared.They've either been bought off or gagged by puppet governments and Mega-Media. Elected leaders dance and sing according to the strings pulled by Big Business. Truth threatens power. It must be controlled at any cost.

    We're in trouble. Wikileaks may be our last hope.

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  • You're so serious, I can't tell when you're kidding or not lol

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  • Great job! Greetings from Taiwan

  • Y'know I asked one of these guys who got all bent out of shape about the ground zero mosque if building a Japanese style pagoda on O'ahu near Pearl Harbour would be offensive. They said it would.

    Lo' and behold!: The Valley of the Temples!

    Don't worry though guys, it's been there since the sixties.

  • This was a really great video Davis.

  • We need WikiLeaks, hay Davis why dont you become the new WikiLeaks spokes person ;)

  • davis that i think was one of your best video.

  • you said "those of US on the left". therefore, you lied when you said you did not believe in the false left/right paradigm. you have been bought. congratulations on your "courage'. shame.

  • @ddamico3 i have been bought? no- asshat. i STAND for something. for starters, I BELIEVE in single payer healthcare. I believe our foreign policy is homicidal and hegemonic. does that make me left wing? YES. further left than obama? sure. but left.

    if i have been bought, no one has handed me a check yet. my advice: take a brillo pad and scrub the wax out of your ears. i have been talking for years, and you have not heard a fucking thing. now, unsubscribe from me and go away.

    far far away

  • @davisfleetwood whoa, easy now, brother. why so cross? and, i use peroxide on my ears religiously.  lol.

  • @davisfleetwood Well said, hello from the UK!

  • @davisfleetwood two wings same bird. i thought you were insightful and intelligent enough to be aware of that. you are "fighting" against your own team. therefore, everything you have done has been vanity. admit it. you are nothing but a sinner, and breathe simply because God allows it. you are so gifted, it is a shame you don't get on the Team that could use a guy like you. i don't believe in religion. just reality. i have invited you to watch my video series, and to give me your take.

  • @ddamico3 He's a fraud. Just another liberal with regurgitatd propaganda. He compares himself to obama and worships lady gaga, enough said. He's a closet capitalist, look at his website, look at those prices.

  • @XxUrSoLoStxX wow, have you seen the young turks? lol.

  • @ddamico3 yes i have

  • @XxUrSoLoStxX you didn't think that was funny? lol. that show is the worst, lowest common denominator propaganda on youtube. feel me?

  • @ddamico3 i agree, and the top10 worst would definitely have cenk in that list.

  • You are a colonized mind. There's no cure for you.

  • @davisfleetwood I believe he's refering to you being a tool. I also believe you proved him to be correct.

  • @ddamico3

    Ok so if you acknowledge the existence of a large range of political ideologies that run the gamut from total government and/or community control of the economy and/or resources and their distribution to the people. All the way to a complete economic free for all and everything in between. Then you have been "bought"? How exactly does that work? What if you believe in a separate range of ideologies from totalitarianism to anarchism? Does that mean you kill kittens?

  • @sonnygll i works like this. there is only one side. there is only one ideology. if you think there is a wide gamut, you are naive. my comment comes from when i called mr. fleetwood out on his hypocrisy. he claimed not to believe in the false left/right paradigm. in this vid he admits he's on the left. there is only one eagle. it has two heads. capiche?

  • @sonnygll actually i should have said, two wings same bird. that would've been better. out.

  • @ddamico3 Are you talking about America only and Republican vs Democrat? That would make sense. They aren't that different and are both towards the authoritarian right to one extent or another, as well as both being under the control of corporations.

    However if you are saying there is no difference between communal ideologies and those with completely unregulated economies, that doesn't make sense.

  • @sonnygll no. i'm talking about the entire world. there will be a one world government. the revolution will not be televised, er, was not televised.  it is written. it will come to pass. this is all vanity. peace.

  • @ddamico3

    I see, so I should ignore differences in political ideologies because you can predict the future. You do realize that's completely unconvincing at best, and at worst, it makes you sound like you might be suffering from a mental illness.

  • @sonnygll yes, of course, anyone who has faith and believes what God wrote, must be mentally ill. great logic.