How To Be A Hipster

[privategramcracker01]

@Thief8Bit But offing yourself is also mainstream...

[Thief8Bit]

Hot Topic is now too mainstream!  This video is irrelevant.

[Thief8Bit]

I'm so unique, if anyone made my lifestyle mainstream, I'd have to off myself to be unique again. LOL

[antoniotmra]

you are embarrassing the hipster community

[xXpotterfanXx100]

Im a hipster, but why do people always use the stereotype that wear those glasses o.O those glasses have become mainstream at my school and im literaly the only one who is a hipster...

[Giannofman]

stop that ninja thing going from the one corner to an other.

my fackin head...jesus. Talk normaly and dont cut it , it is stupid...

[daisyduke54]

almost 500,000 views? so mainstream.

[FreeKnowledge01]

thanks now i can be a hipster too :)

[GrimmDubstep]

I'm a hipster. But I follow like no of these principals. I just do what I do, and do what I want. Fuck following principals! Haha, I don't even know if being a hipster or any clique is a real thing. You are who you are, if you follow trends like these then you're a person who likes that stuff. Being yourself is cool too! :D

[RamenSuuup]

Where do you get those glasses? Someone tell me please ^^

[dillinger13579]

lol if i lived near this kid id totally jump him XD literly nothing hed do back 

[PenguinShmity]

@cuntnuggitz i totally agree

[IzFilmszI]

what the fuck is a hipster

[cuntnuggitz]

die

[Ubekaar]

Why are you using lipstick

[stools27]

Call you hipster just make you a poser.

[solofalcon]

im glad this video is a joke, because i have no interest in anything he suggested lol

[TrulyBrokenFan]

I am so hipster I like talking like how hipster I am.

[yankeeschampsx27]

I play guitar and take black and white photos from obscure angles to overplay the meaningfulness of simple objects....I'm hipster.

[deregnaucourt]

This guy's accent disqualifies him from being a hipster

[viveyutub14]

lipstick???



[CescaTheGreat]

mmmff. so cute-3

[epicskate09]

Fuck you to all you pussy ass hipsters your all fucking stupid as shit

[ModernClassMusic]

lul, this is pretty funny!!! im a hipster! remember! this is JOKE!!! not to be taken seriously

[Scottizda1man]

women s skinny jeans, Check.

[death666children]

What a dumb ass! This is fucking Ridiculous! A triangle? Guitar to mainstream? Become a vegan or vegetarian? Smfh! -_-

[MsFlabio23]

Hahahaha all these hipsters getting angry. It makes me laugh (:

[JudasDrankTears]

And why do you call the guitar too mainstream when you use an iPod? JESUS! -,-

[JudasDrankTears]

Υ U WEAR LIPSTICK?

[CaptainSplat23]

@polkadotpanda okay, here's one reason hipsters are bad for society. They care about "trends" and are easily just following someone elses idea of "hip"(similar to "punks'). A true hipster cannot be defined nor does he care about any such definitions especially the phrase "hipster'. You care about the status quo and are likely to follow what the majority of people say/do about social/political trends. It's this same kind of drone-like behavior that caused the Holocaust and Iraq.

[CaptainSplat23]

sorry for the bad comparison about punk. Theres two kinds of punk, punk and then theres blink 182. can't say that about hipsters they are all appear to be following their meme's quo. Think different hipsters!

[IMuhHero253]

My buddy said I look like a hipster, what exactly is a hipster? I have long hair , glasses, gauges, black skinny jeans, flannel , and skateshoes or vans/sometimes moccocines .... I don't think I look at all like this guy and I barely wear glasses

[edvisization]

Why the hell do people need this tutorial? person follows your description how to be someone who he can't to be, because of his stupidity. it means that he is too stupid to be a hipster, just because of watching this video. Your video is learning only to change an appearance, unfortunately the changes of style don't change your personality. Hipster are hipster and it knows who he/she is without any 'how to be' stuff. Just thinking, nothing personal.

[SkeetZoo73]

@edvisization hehe, it's a parody, sort of, sketch, or whatever it's called ....it's not a serious tutorial.... he is trying to make fun of this"hipster" thing.. he is acting, role playing.. "hipster" is such a messed up term, it's imposible to make a serious video about it.. a real hipster is not really hipster, they just play with the idea of being hipster, making fun of themself, or rather "other hipsters".. it's almost like hipsters don't exist, only in theory..

[mikeystanzaa]

hipsters dont call themselves hipsters

[MrEverythingg]

the triangle...? im speechless

[moettesclan]

hipster an die wand

[DarnFX]

a hipster is just someone different in this generation.. thats all

[procerusgigas]

@DarnFX A hipster is a wannabe different attention whore which is stuck in early teenage development phase.

[happyletsplays]

@procerusgigas you mad bro? we hipsters are awesome and you suck

[Ranzeto]

''Oh, you better like coffee!'' ahahah :D

[Deofilia]

I REALLY hate when some wannabe starts a video saying: 'Oh! Sorry I didn't see you there' Of course NOT, you can't talk with a stupid camera.

[renuens]

This video should be called "How not to live your life"!

[Clanky159]

lol I became totally sure that this was fake when he suggested learning the triangle. lmao ^_^

[B0SSMAN9832]

@jamesellis33 arent they the same thing

[jamesellis33]

This isn't a guide to how a be a hipster its a guide on how to be a fag. >.<

[ArthurHammerr]

Is she wearing lipstick?

[sloud5432]

fuck all hipsters and this video.

[kerojis]

Dobe

[kerojis]

Hippy

[greenfoxuno]

lol hipster are to mainstream u fail haha contradictions

[DANNYDANNYTV]

It's official. This is going to be my monologue for my drama class.

[NoWehDude]

@DANNYDANNYTV Cool! Did you end up using this?

[DANNYDANNYTV]

@NoWehDude I did! Actually I preform on March 7th. I did rehearse it in front of my mates though they loved it! Thanks for the script by the way!

[NoWehDude]

@DANNYDANNYTV Okay let me know! This is exciting!

[jorgeluis6646]

u are not hipster

[avataraywa]

The only way to stop being a hipster is to kill yourself x_x

[jeeen8]

pssh don't people realise it's a joke LOL

[BearWindAppleyard]

arent hipster just another word for annoying people who think they are "alternative" and better than everybode else. You can wear "hipster" clothes and listen underground obscure music without neccesarily being a "hipster". I think it's all in the selfrighteous, narcisistic and/or pretentious or whatever aplied role.

[jorgeluis6646]

@BearWindAppleyard no people come up 2 me and tell me dud u sre so hipster an they love me and i dont think im the shit ether so you my man are rong not all hipster think they are the shit but some do and the are fuking annoyng so u could say that they are but not all of the so its 50 50 im right and you are also right cool

[BearWindAppleyard]

@jorgeluis6646 yeah probably. the term hipster is really weakly defined, I don't think it serves a very good purpose other than having a name for someone you don't like. a kind of "group thinking" that falsly links together personality with clothes and stuff like that, so people can't dress a certain way without being acosiated with certain annoying people who happens to have a kind of similar style in clothes... or something like that

[7brama]

I only clicked on this video to see the comments hahahahahah<3

[NykeaMarieB]

Awesome. I also just found @HipstersSayThis, which is hilarious.

[AzpeMan173]

I'm so hipster, I hear music from bands that do not exist.

[digibritt0]

Does mayonnaise count as an instrument?

[AlekRivard]

Im becoming hipster in style, but i cannot go vegan.

[leapinlizardsnature]

@AlekRivard I know your problem

[luzo0o0]

You're not a Hipster.

[sihplak]

ALSO! Hipsters can teleport between 2 to 6 inches of where they currently are.

[leeleeyygg]

I hate all of these "hipster" videos, stop giving labels and let people dress or do what ever the hell they want

[TimeWarpedGamer]

@leeleeyygg IRONY!! xD

[viziosus]

Oh look this faggot againt.

[egobrainss1]

i don't understand, hipsters are supposed to be against consumerism, yet they go out buying crap like iPads and ugly clothing

[Hybridat0msk]

Sorry, i was born in the 80's. What is this hipster crap..? o_O

[SCORPION5O]

fuck you hipsters stop being so stuck up.

[TheDJmusso]

they are more tolerable than emos lol

[RuckaRuckaAliTv]

Idiots its a joke

[ericanugget1234]

what happened to the term scene kid

[huizarization]

Fake-hipsters (and old original too) must be exterminated just like jewish in Auschwitz...



[Polkadottedpanda225]

@huizarization To compare killing millions of men, women and children to people to people who like indie rock. That's insensitive and stupid.

[tikiman99099]

Too much is wrong with this generation -__-

[ToXicTeArs3000]

i still dont know what a hipster is : /

[Majkel951]

WE ARE KILLING ALL THE HIPSTERS IN POLAND!

[SkeetZoo73]

i guess the indirect rule is ; don't call yourself a hipster, instead say "i am just myself, individual, not part of a subculture, popculture, just being me" = HIPSTER!!! .....so if you don't want to be called a hipster, then adjust yourself so that you fit into another box.... lots of "hipsters" like old out-of-fashion stuff, 80s pop, old mainstream, retro-conformist kinda, hehe, just say that, retro! nerd! indie-POP! not hipster..

[TrebinJenkis]

Also you listen to ludo

[athr96]

I play banjo, bazinga

[LIZAAification]

trololol

[1edelm]

This is hilarious :D

[MadflowsA]

I collect records. I am not a fucking hipster

[dkuz001]

It's satire people... and it's hilarious.

[thenomadsi]

you are not a hipster you are a douchebag...

[Zoginattor]

Hipsters are becomeing main stream..

[priturionlive]

Effin scene kids...

[stein7541]

God why I had been born into this fucking generation

[thenomadsi]

@stein7541 same here dude :( i hate my generation so much ...

[lolaxian]

@stein7541 agreed

[tru3lag]

Hipsters don't call themselves hipsters? Well then you sir, are indeed not a hipster. Rule number one broken.

[TheFatMermaid]

@tru3lag Actually it's Rule number nine :)

[maryxmaz]

@tru3lag couldn't you notice the sarcasm?

[InvaderZimxo]

@tru3lag that is one of the ironies that hipsters relish in ^_^

[311zblaws]

fuck you

[RoyWiIIiamJanson]

...A real hipster doesent call himself hipster

true story

[UrbanLegend96]

I play a mean belly

[soolaf11]

Hipsters don't wear Ray-bans or nerd glasses anymore cause now there popular a true hipster wears whats not in style and they feel comfortable in just throwing that out there.......

[CanadianStarGleek]

I wish I knew how to play the ukekele or whatever its spelled and the harmonica eversince I AM PRO AT TRIANGLE and I do play the recorder lol! I also want to learn how to play the Synethizer it sounds so cool and the Keytar! If only I had musical talents!

[allUneedISLove420]

everyone hates hipster cause they are not embarrassed to not conform or be like everyone else, they just want to be different and make there own perception of 'cool'

[RyanRami14]

please...the shins, the velvet underground, and run-dmc are so mainstream. ::sips pabst blue ribbon::

[julias234]

Need an Ark, I "Noah" guy ;-)

[Polkadottedpanda225]

when i made my comment, I MEANT REAL HIPSTERS, NOT POSERS.

[GJCaesarSPQR]

Many think that this guy is not a hipster because he calls himself a hipster. How ever he obviously is because part of being a true hipster is doing things ironically, which this definitely is.

[davegode]

hipsters fuckin suck

[AdHawkscross]

im not a fucking hipster, im not nobody =?

[emmabeart]

I couldn't be a hipster that means less than 5% body weight and id have to do alot of bingeing and purging which I DON'T do

[9431028d]

lipstick lol



[MrRoflster]

niw you need to know the colthur

[MrRoflster]

fagster

[andrew4jp]

bro rule #1 of being a hipster never say you are a hipster

[SuperMrSatan40]

dude u are kidding right? and why u speak like this?

[t13c6]

lipstick???

[MariaRucaila]

Hipster??...i don´t care that..is horrible the way to define the people...all people in the world are diferent...even if somepeople use the same glasses

[carsflashbyenight]

you're so cute

[MyToncek]

and gay!

[AddictaTooMusic]

I don't mean to sound like a dick but. Is he wearing lipstick ?

[applefreak1954]

I'm not eligible I love in a suburban town

[etherealheigh]

@applefreak1954 most on the hipsters do. they only visit the "big city"

[etherealheigh]

@etherealheigh you cant spell , i think you meant of and not on fool.

[Celestein3D]

haha I guess I can't become a hipster :P Awesome video! I just did a comedy sketch about hipsters, check it out on my channel! :)

[jerro95]

@sunna97lif no he doesnt, although it looks like it. its the lighting and the quality of the camera making him look he's wearing lipstick. in the beggining you can see his hands appear pink when he fixes his glasses

[Polkadottedpanda225]

sweet, I've never got a "most thumb's up comment" thanks guys :)

[SteezusChrist69]

hipsters are mainstream

[9431028d]

fUUUUUU hipsters you guys are lame af

[TheWickerMan1995]

hipsters need to die

[CourtneyTheCrackaa]

The Shins! -3

[ZyklonCable]

You either are a Hipster or you ain't.

There is no way to become a hipster when you weren't born as one.

[evuxxxx1234]

your lips is awfullll!!!

[NeverShoutLana]

here's an idea... be yourself?

i listen to underground music, am vegan, play ukulele, and wear those glasses.

but im not following some fab and label myself. i dont consider myself "hipster" i consider myself "lana".

and NONE of what you say is making this world better or making more hipsters. its just making people think they cant be themselves because its not "cool" enough.

just please stop what you doing before you do any more damage. /:

[natalienatalliiee]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD oh my god...

This was obviously ragging on hipsters, but you all are serious. Oh my, this is too funny. XD

[ayitseli]

Plaid blue shirts aren't very hipstery looking.

[Herro013]

If this is true than I'm a hipster o.O and I play the ukulele

[agent00redneck]

Run DMC dude wtf?

[JetSetterGeneral]

@agent00redneck haha thats what i said

[uunforgivenachiever]

LOL, "I am a hipster",

the first few seconds gave away that you clearly aren't my friend.

[Elmowater]

You shouldn't want to be a hipster, since you can't if you break the first rule, knowing you're one...

[lidomissbeasty19]

im ashamed of watching this O.o

[sunna97lif]

do you have a lipstick on?

[deathcheze]

i hate those freaking glasses!!!!!!!



[LastNightsLoad]

If you hipsters are all about being underground and not mainstream that don't support corporations, tell me again why you faggots buy and support Apple?

[timelesswhisper]

i suggest never watching this video again.

[Polkadottedpanda225]

Hipsterism is awesome. It believes in being yourself and not feeling the pressure to conform. they are well informed on politics and they base their opinions on knowledge and they are usually well cultured.

[CaptainSplat23]

@Polkadottedpanda225 the hipster is allowing the destruction of society

/watch?v=4Z9WVZddH9w

[Polkadottedpanda225]

@CaptainSplat23 Gimme one fucking reason

[1804509]

@Polkadottedpanda225

i dont think that word means what you thing it means...

[Polkadottedpanda225]

@1804509 what word

[bunghole211]

@Polkadottedpanda225 most hipsters are hypocrites and there is only a few true hipsters true hipsters can think for themselves. most hipsters conform to the idea of not conforming and usually don't think for themselves

[Polkadottedpanda225]

@bunghole211 I know but hipsters who conform to the idea of non- conformity aren't hipsters in the first place...

[happysappygirl101]

@Polkadottedpanda225 I'm fine with hipsters. But, I just find it odd that people who are not "trying to conform" all dress the same, and usually consider themselves in the hipster group, meaning they are technically conforming to the hipster way.

[Polkadottedpanda225]

@happysappygirl101 there are certain quintessential hipster attire but I think it's a stretch to say that they all dress the same. And I think that people who try to dress like stereotypical hipsters by wearing thing rimmed glasses aren't really hipsters at all.

[iloovepizza]

@Polkadottedpanda225 faggot

[Polkadottedpanda225]

@iloovepizza that comment is so stupid I can only hope that that was some kind of homophobic joke.

[NateCap13]

@Polkadottedpanda225 being yourself? this seems more like fitting into a mold

[Polkadottedpanda225]

@NateCap13 this is not real hipsterism. People like this are just posers.

[kautle]

hipsters are conformists and there are no exceptions.

[Polkadottedpanda225]

@kautle Saying hipsters are conformists is like saying black people are white. By definition, hipsterism is non- conformism. Any "conformist hipster" is just a poser. like this guy

[kautle]

@Polkadottedpanda225 so hipsters do their non-conforming by wearing the same shit as the indie people on mtv, and listen to the "obscure" music on pitchfork? it's not underground. it's just for insecure white kids who want to suddenly have an identity but didn't pick up on anything cool earlier. that's why this guy is making fun of it. just use your imagination and actually do your own thing

[robzbobz]

@Polkadottedpanda225 pfff well cultured my ass.

[PaintKyZR]

@Polkadottedpanda225 No, i think you are mistaken. Hipsters are jumping on the hipster bandwagon, now they are just another group of people like goths or chavs. The real "non conformers" are the people who have no label. Like me ;)

[Wyrmling12]

@Polkadottedpanda225

If half of what the guy in that video is true, I seriously beg to differ. By the sounds of it, and obviously from my own experiences, hipster is a way of thinking that may or may not have started out as independant thinking and quickly became just another kind of mainstream, filled with people who think they're being original and rebellious because their mainstream is relatively new. Just like the mods & rockers. Just like the punks, goths, emos and scenes.

[theparodudes]

@Polkadottedpanda225 fuckin hipster, go listen to a band only 9 people have ever heard of...

[Gabby4you]

from now on i will be a hipster ;P

[wowzane]

you have a perfect nose.

I'm sick