The Big Bang Theory - Nonsexuality

[mecanita]

Boy, they are playing Team Fortress 2! :D

[ALDOGMO13]

@mecanita they were playing halo

[Antichrist2000]

With how frantic those guys are hitting every button on those controllers you know they are defiantly playing street fighter and not Halo lol.

[danielzinhofa]

sheldon is pressing the cloathing button a lot

this way raj could see him....yup,halo addicted here

[Morzsi25]

I think I'm going to watch this from now on:D

[SantoDomingos7]

Lmmfao

[Zimmertwin]

OKAY Raj can't talk when he knows there are women watching or near by



[DarkRiver756]

@TheCprice31 He didn't know the girls were there

[FarColt]

The girl on the left OMG she is the hottest

[Sunshrine2]

@FarColt ...agreed! So great I have a girlfriend.. and she looks exactly like her, lol...

[FretFreak02]

The tall brunette one behind Penny. Me gusta

[sharon3567]

OMG! this is the best comedy series since friends.

[R0ckG1r7]

There are no rules in hell!!

[Spartan7735]

Hi, I am an actual Asexual Aromantic. Please do not stereotype all us Asexuals as nerds or repressed people. I guess I would be considered a nerd since I am a computer programmer. Asexuals come in all shapes, sizes, races, income levels, genders, etc. We are a very diverse and open minded community seeking acceptance into society. For more information on asexuality please visit: w w w. asexuality. org. Thank you.

[waytobluee]

@Spartan7735 fuck sucks for u

[Spartan7735]

@waytobluee Yeah it does :(

[origamishishou]

charging his plasma rifle? the halo fans must be crying.

[kalo118]

@origamishishou BAHAHA, i heard that, and was like "pistol... he meant pistol..."

[kalinga01]

fuck I have to find Morrgore's comment

[Preeminence21]

@kalinga01 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[idontgiveafuck48]

Raj: There are no rules in hell! ASM!

[whoopsiedaisy69]

If a guy doesn't ditch his game for sexy time with me he is SO dumped.

[thelonehighlander]

@whoopsiedaisy69 I knew a guy who passed up sexy time for call of duty, bad decisions....... bad decisions.

[ManicRaider]

I'd still play my game because I'd be smart enough to know that it was a trick and stopping the game just to be rejected is not cool.

[laxguy22655]

@ManicRaider That's why we men invented the "pause" button and wireless controllers, next is password activated power buttons and gf shields to prevent random destruction of said gaming systems.

[harbar3000]

@ManicRaider Frack that dude! Call the bluff, take the asian girl and teach her how to play Hale--OOHHH!!!

[gomegirl3]

@TheCprice31 Raj can talk in front of women if he doesn't realise that they're there. Several times in other eps Raj has been talking when Penny walks in, and he suddenly notices her and stops :)

[kidkong584]

Sadly, this is me.

[ShadowZIsGod]

You know they're distracted when Raj is talking when women are in the room.

[behnamasid]

that Asian girl looks sexy.

[leredsock]

@behnamasid concurred

[t0x0cduff1vids]

@tolipotua12 i dumped my girlfriend, she stopped putting out and was being a bitch. and my xbox died. so now i still get sexy time with some other girl and i also get the wonderful experience of life

[TimpBizkit]

Sheldon = Asexual, others = severely distracted, you should have heard Sheldon when his friends were discussing naked women in a hot tub and Sheldon immediately thinks of the water level rising and Archimedes!

[leredsock]

@TimpBizkit hahaha... and the jock guy says something like: "so long story short, I had sex with her"

[git44r]

they are playing halo1, i know that 'cause they need a medpack.. and yeah, 2008, so no Reach with medpacks for 'em. 8)

[hrshiyer]

I think the real pervert is leonard and not howard as portrayed. people generally find it easy to hide their characteristics when someone around them is displaying it for them.....leonard is the psychotic sex crazy bastard who uses howard as his defence....he enjoys all howards comments and actions while maintaining silence to keep his image intact.

[ELMATTO1000]

@hrshiyer lenoured isnt a pervert he just like penny howard gos after any hot girl he sees now thats a pervert

[ctf117]

@ELMATTO1000 Youre grammer is terrible. No Offense, you just need to work on it.

[Gabrielandpals]

I might do the same thing if it was a really good match and was kicking ass but that's just me.

[antistarlet]

haha i'm the sort of girlfriend who plays halo with their boyfriend. it's not fair for them to have to choose between fun time and game time.

[Darkfoxx999]

I do both at the same time

[MissRosinacat]

Wow,angry much?

[KingDiamondHead]

Nobody fucking plays games like that. Stupid unfunny shit.

[MrEdLoop]

@KingDiamondHead True, but they did reference a real game-world weapon (the "Needler"), meaning that they're playing Halo, which also matches the X-Box 360 controllers in their hands- which makes it all right in my book.

[KingDiamondHead]

@MrEdLoop

Yeah but: there are no health packs in Halo 3, you can't charge the plasma rifle, and hitting pause on one controller wouldn't pause the game for everyone who's playing.

Eh, it's their commentary that really makes it stupid and unfunny; like the rest of the show.

[MrEdLoop]

@KingDiamondHead Damn. You've outnerded me. For alas, I have but played Halo 1 and 2. But I commend you good sir - as you've broadened my horizons - but I will leave you with one last sentiment before we part ways back into the beautiful murky ether that is the internet: Don't take it too seriously, man.

[coolair00]

@KingDiamondHead Then you missed the entire joke. Dont feel bad, sometimes humor is lost on the weak minded. :P

[KingDiamondHead]

@coolair00

.Are you seriously implying that this show has any form of subtlety, and that there's something to "miss"? . I don't find it funny because it's shit comedy for people who don't have a sense of humour. The entire "joke" in this scene is "AHA THEY'RE SUCH NERDS XD". Actually no, that's the entire fucking show.

[coolair00]

@KingDiamondHead Now youre just arguing symantics. Cerebral humor is often less liked that phyical humor, ergo, shows like Jackass tend to appeal to a different demographic. I would ask that if you dont like the show, WHY ARE YOU WATCHING FUCKING CLIPS FROM IT!!!????

[Usul573]

@KingDiamondHead

AND YOU FAILED

[gaarakamaru]

Asexual pride :D

[713lg305]

freakin nerds dont know a good time if it hit them in the face

[SebbeLundblad]

@713lg305 Dude, they are playing halo

[myachen]

I  want that DRESS :D

[adamfear17]

funniest scene in the history of mankind

[swat105]

havent they heard of multitasking?

[AushilfsClown]

MEDPACK!! I NEED A MEEDPAACK!!!!!!! :D

[viiemzee]

THERE ARE NO RULES IN HELL!

[Elcollpofeo]

-There are no rules in hell! awesome!

[gvman3670]

Man, it's a hard choice between Halo and floozies, ain't it? LMAO

[Unkutist]

Raj can talk while being in a room with girls

[luievd89]

@Unkutist yeah, coz he never realized girls walked in

[wtrmlnbookwrm]

THERE ARE NO RULES IN HELL!!!!!

[lolzxDrofl]

I would get why Sheldon would ignore that.. I bet if they walked and

[shadyworm]

BIG MED PAAAAACK I NEED A MED PAAACK

[t0x0cduff1vids]

my girlfriend comes in my room when im playing mw2 and wants to have some fun i stop no matter how good of a killstreak im at O_o

sexy time>gamer time

[hodoboc]

@t0x0cduff1vids To quote Sheldon, "In what universe, sir? In what universe?!"

[t0x0cduff1vids]

@hodoboc in the universe of someone who enjoys the experience of the putang lool

[whatiswhat125]

@hodoboc 99 likes ftw x.x

[Telusion]

@hodoboc

"In all of them, that's the point" ^^

[d4ark]

@hodoboc In all of them, that's the point.

[MajorMcDoom]

@t0x0cduff1vids My girlfriend just goes straight under the desk so I don't have to stop at all.

[t0x0cduff1vids]

@MajorMcDoom well, i dont play on the computer. i use xbox live....

[IGeorge94]

@t0x0cduff1vids Hell yeah Hoe's before Game

[kionay]

@t0x0cduff1vids my girlfriend would be on the couch right next to me, and in more than one occasion has ripped the controller from my hands because i coulden't get past a particularly difficult part

she beat oblivion twice and after i played it for not 10 minutes and haden't gotten down the knee-jerk reaction to hit B for the menu rather than start, every time i hit start she would rip the controller from my hands, and just hit B for me

-.-

[t0x0cduff1vids]

@kionay dude im been drinking way too much to onderstnd you

[LuAlphaSC2]

@t0x0cduff1vids Its Halo 3! Sex has not been upgraded to include hi-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems!

[ShesALegacy]

@t0x0cduff1vids lol, im a girl and know that game time is ALWAYS more important than sexytime (:

[t0x0cduff1vids]

@ShesALegacy you're clearly not getting the right kinda sexy time

[ShesALegacy]

@t0x0cduff1vids lol . trust me, no complaints in that department. my bf sucks at video games, he shares your opinion. lol

[t0x0cduff1vids]

@ShesALegacy im good at videos games for the most part lol. i just enjoy "that department" better. i find it more satisfactory at the end of the day

[ShesALegacy]

@t0x0cduff1vids lol agreed. but as im playing video games and hes bothering me with 'sexy time', i ignore him but i dont play video games a lot so, i guess thats why i prefer gametime over sexytime :D

[t0x0cduff1vids]

@ShesALegacy a healthy sexual appetite is always a good thing

[ShesALegacy]

@t0x0cduff1vids lmfao, i totttallllly agree. cumming atleast once a day, keeps the doctor away.

[t0x0cduff1vids]

@ShesALegacy rofl, more girls need to be more open about sex like this.

[ShesALegacy]

@t0x0cduff1vids lol, yes. the world would be such a better place :D

[daANIMALIannone]

@t0x0cduff1vids Maybe thats cause Mw2 sucks...

[tuseroni]

@daANIMALIannone in all fairness though they are playing halo...not really any better.

[daANIMALIannone]

@tuseroni We really need better FPSs

[2t22tornadosiren]

@t0x0cduff1vids HOW DO YOU GET A GiRLFRIEND LUCKY ASS

[t0x0cduff1vids]

@2t22tornadosiren its easy lol

[2t22tornadosiren]

@t0x0cduff1vids LOOK, I'VE PRACTICALLY DRAINED MY BRAIN OF ALL THE ENERGY IT TAKES TO POWER A HURRICANE JUST TO GET A GIRLFRiEND, AND I STILL DON'T HAVE ONE.

[t0x0cduff1vids]

@2t22tornadosiren well, i'd suggest not asking online and learning from someone in real life lol

[MrSorol]

@t0x0cduff1vids no you wouldn't if you were playing a good game :/

[Ratona60]

Dorks

[Asgard314]

O______O Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooowwwww... Fail.

[SuperAnimal100]

rofl, thats me..

[Cookielooky]

I would probably stop, say "alright, let's do this LEEROOOOY JENKINS!" laugh and get back playing the videogame.

[oohsofearless]

lool

[natalieexx]

0:23 HAHAHAH "THERE ARE NO RULES IN HELLLLL"

[MUROTCgirl14]

@natalieexx Oh, Raj...he's my favorite metrosexual Indian guy.

[icecreamOWL]

HAHAHA im shocked howard didnt hear it though...aww he can try to be as much of a player as he wants but deep down hes just one huge nerd <3

[Graviervison]

i love halo <3



[HAIRHADES21]

Sheldon: Why did you pause?

Leonard: I though I heard something...

Raj: What?

Leonard: No... no, never mind, sorry, go....

XD

[BCArchimago]

Q copado esta,este video, me cage de risa a mas no poder.

[Godrick131]

what episode is this?

[Iizdacool]

hahah dude it's Halo! :)

[Dragodemon000]

Leonerd noticed, but Howard didn't?

...weird.

[Dragon20942]

@DoctorWhoSims I understand the prefix "a". I just thought it referred purely to reproduction. Thank you.

[R2197]

I love this show!

[aleramone23]

wow! the asian one!

[zorgo12]

@aleramone23 well she IS hot, but i think that the girl in the green dress is just SO hot!

[JadedRoy]

@DoctorWhoSims I know what asexuality is, you misunderstood what I said, and yeah some people are actually acting.

[TheShadar]

medpack i need a medpack ... best remark ever :D

[lupinPL]

in philippines we call it "DOTA VS SEX"!!

[robertpetrea23]

funny enough, i have a gorgeous girlfriend and even though i love my time with her, i'd like nights like these with my friends. just kicking it playing video games.

[luievd89]

 i also space out like that when i'm playing loooool

[JadedRoy]

What is that new trend with poeple acting like they're asexual? christianity has destroyed our inconcious..

[Ryztor]

@JadedRoy and you have destroyed the english vocabulary

[JadedRoy]

@Ryztor never heard of typoes?

[Ryztor]

@JadedRoy hm..maybe im prejudiced against those that blame christianism for everything

[that1dude0092]

im guessing they are playing halo 1 they keep saying "Med pack"

[MMKursch]

this is my 19 year old brother and his friends friday night!! xD

[Dreamerx47]

cool halo.....wait what?

[ckrm55]

thumbs up if your boyfriend does this well playing C.O.D

[shinchan123450]

this is the power of halo!

[zutanagd]

THERE ARE NO RULES IN HEEELLLL!!!!

[gnrrrg]

Kuthrapali was talking with women in the room.

[STNeish]

@gnrrrg Because he wasn't aware of them. It's not a physical deficiency, it's a psychological one.

[olid88]

i think i heard howard say *son of a bich* in 0:26

[kitticrase2]

"THERE ARE NO RULES IN HELL"

Pahahahaa best line xD

[TsunamiSamantha]

Haha, Just like all guys when they play black-ops xD

[MikaelDryden]

@TsunamiSamantha more like halo 3

[zacksterful]

I love how Raj said "I'M ALL OUT!!" at 0:13

[TNTCelsius]

I'll take all four xD

[hodoboc]

@TNTCelsius Where would you take them?

[TNTCelsius]

@hodoboc A room. xD

[pokesy89]

@hodoboc he would take them to his pokemon card collection

[Zeroxify13]

@hodoboc

FEED THEM TO THE KRAKEN!

[fckdahlloff]

@hodoboc hey i dont get it, could you please explain that joke to me? thanks

[lycheenut]

@fckdahlloff Just google "halo" and "kraken".

[MrsHofstadter]

@hodoboc To eat chinese and play Halo. DUHHH xD

[LoreShocks]

@hodoboc broadway

[gloup81]

@hodoboc into a PVP arena :P

[freqeist]

@hodoboc well I think maybe to the bedroom, for starters..

[jakeo96]

my bed, my sofa, my shower, my floor

[animeobsessed777]

@hodoboc the same place i would take them ;)

[Missusdane]

@hodoboc in sheldons spot!

[Morrgore]

@hodoboc When I was about 12, I was at an arcade and this girl walked up to me and said "You wanna go with me?" and I said "Go where?" she laughed and walked back to her friends. That never happened to me again.

[hodoboc]

@Morrgore Did you ever find out where she wanted to take you?

[WillyTung]

@hodoboc Candy mountain.

[NineArtsDragon]

@WillyTung lol nice one :D

[icecoldf]

@hodoboc Depending on how old you are "Going" with someone used to mean dating them.

[jevonsekk]

@hodoboc chucke cheese I bet...

[evelsteev]

@hodoboc "go" as in go out with her, as in dating.

[HAIRHADES21]

@Morrgore You know what my friend, something similar happens to me at the age of 14 :S

[f0nn1x]

@Morrgore lmao I had the same thing happen to me

[DarkWolf958]

@Morrgore i may be cynical in this but when a girl walks up to me asking me out, the expression " things that look/sound to good to be true usualy are" comes to mind

[IGeorge94]

@Morrgore You where 12, why would she think you would know?

[henklie]

When i first heard of TBBT i though it was about a bunch of nerds and bimbo's.

Just wondering if it would have been better if there were four girls living next door...

[TomKaren1994]

I want the chickadee on the left. YOWEE.

[YeeSoest]

@TomKaren1994 great taste=) her and penny...uhm...wait...gotta go:D

[MongrelHides]

Lols Can someone say delayed reaction? I wuda been all over that

[ghbutler]

lol there aren't any medpacks in halo 3.

[littlewing62]

i can't believe howard didn't hear those girls.. haha xD

[deathxtra]

how do you charge your plasma rifle?

[BuCk3tH3AdZ0rz]

@deathxtra It wasnt a gameplay with commentary, calm your nuts.

[lprocks555]

THERE ARE NO RULES IN HELLLLLLL!

[avatarhalo3]

they are sexythe girls i meen

[hockeymo]

there are no med packs in halo 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!