TMK gets pissed in preperation for the MK:SF review

[djpremiumb]

you get pissed of four small bottles of corona, i thought u were an ozzy?

[taintedwisp]

Lightweight, i could down a case before i get drunk...

[substatic258]

so, now i've seen you eat cereal. drink beer, and sing fear factory...WHATS NEXT TMK?!

[substatic258]

ew...fucking coronas lol

[mortalkombatvsdcrko]

dude what your psn tag i got mk vs dc and i already pre-order the reboot of mortalkombat for ps3 cant wiat ot the game play the demo it aswome

[JLAW806]

tekken more awesome than 3d mortal kombat. mortal kombat 3d is slow not like tekken,and see when player down to the ground. like rubber doll,or something like that. tekken and street fighter combo is fast and enjoyable to see. no fatality? for me no problem. the best mortal kombat is mortal kombat 2d. 2d mortal kombat is fast. 3d mortal kombat you can win with only with button masher, but 2d mortal kombat ,not.

[johnne26]

@JLAW806 : i have agree with that. he say about paul moves burning fist bring death to opponent. that's right. but that moves is slow startup, and can easily avoid with punch and kick. so the moves not usable at smart opponent or harder difficulity. to win in tekken you must use strategy, not like MK, unless you use easy difficulity. MK just button masher, lack move list.

[JLAW806]

@johnne26 : yeah. but MK 9 , is very balanced improve than previous, but not better than Tekken 6. but MK9 is better than previous 3d MK games. 2d MK still the best.

[johnne26]

@JLAW806 : what your favorite MK games?

[JLAW806]

@johnne26 : MK 1, 2,3, ultimate mortal kombat. mk 4 is fast but unrealistic broken bones. its look funny.

[johnne26]

@JLAW806 : do you like trilogy?

[JLAW806]

@johnne26 ; yes, but its more like ultimate mortal kombat with more characters in it.

[carcassgrindcorpsesc]

2:47

3:27

6:06

[MrDonkeydong155]

I was just skipping through this video and it was hilarious! Starts off all tame, bit of MK music, relaxing in the chair...skip a few minutes and the music stopped, with Luke just there saying "How often do you see people in a fight...and then its like they're hugging each other?"

hahaha! Brilliant!

[superman0959]

chug chug chug chug chug chug man you chug you chug like a bitch

[RazzleDazzle333]

Drunk off 4 bottles? weak dude, weak.

[TotalMK]

@RazzleDazzle333 Rate of Intake dude. I can take all night to drink 4 bottles and not be drunk, fact is I sculled those bottles as fast as I could. So of course I was pissed.

[phukyu345]

@RazzleDazzle333 haha dont try an out drink an australian

[Lugubrious85]

Way to go Luke. Great role model for the kids...

Everyone strives to be so cool, they drink alone.

[Nintendogenius]

@Lugubrious85 way to go Lugubrious, everyone strives to be a whore like you and end up alone

[Lugubrious85]

@Nintendogenius LOL, im engaged, you bleeding imbecile XD

[Nintendogenius]

@Lugubrious85 oh my bad, I didnt know beastiality was legal in your country.

[Lugubrious85]

@Nintendogenius Youre insulting your own intelligence with your replies. All you have seen of me, is my tiny little thumb nail on my profile. And if youre implying Chris is an animal... He sure is bebeh ;)

[ironmaiden294]

@Lugubrious85 dude get a life fag

[RyanTF2]

you have to be like the best mortal kombat fan ever.

beside myself of course!

[journeyman66]

playing MK with beer is the shit , me and my pal do it a lot , we get wasted drunk and play like a hundred mk2 matches

[HUNK091]

i can see you fucking to this song!

[Lugubrious85]

@HUNK091 Can you? Can you really? Does it involve another guy, because i cant see any chicks wanting to go there..

[Okoa]

When the Tekken rant began, that's when you know that, as they say in Armageddon, the critical point has finally been reached. XD

[kisame500]

i like how randomly at 2:46 you grab for the game and yell at it

[TheTaintedGoonz]

do you live by yourself??

[totalmkjr]

how much bears did you drink

[Decepticon856]

idk y i decided to watch this again but its just so hilarious to go from i dont even feel drunk yet at 4:50 to 4:55 lol i understand alot of it was taken out but i like how you put it together

[ferdeyanto]

tekken is much better than MK, MK 3d fight like robot.... i like mk classic 2d, that fast and great... but mk 3d,well, like robot, sooo...tekken in the best in 3d, not MK..

[modewr]

@ferdeyanto: But Tekken is about the 1st one to get his opponent in the air , then juggle about 50% of health away. It's stupid.

[ElWSANDERSON]

Fucking Epic Classic Dude!!! Awesome! hahahahahahahahahahaaaa

[Malcham7]

2:46 "YOU SON OF A BITCH"

[hm940733]

you should drink fast dude

[fpvshitsonhsv]

One of the most funniest things iv seen in a while!!

[mewtwo920]

You mean you can't drink anymore or you'll end up like Bo'Rai'Cho.

[kisame500]

Tekken is the the small brother that get bullied by the older brothers, Street Fighter is the one that fights back but will fail, and Mortal Kombat is the like the oldest and beats its little brothers up with his friends. Plus nice Ghostbusters refernce.

[kinnegadxlad]

tmk is a fucking beast GET ON HIS LEVEL !

[spider486]

this game should have been called mortal kombat shitty forces

[ragganie]

BEER KOMBAT!!!!

[smoothSnake11]

LoL 2:06 . . "Finish Him"

[Malcham7]

"Techno Syndrome (Mortal Kombat)" by The Immortals, this song is a 1 hit wonder

[Metalhed409]

Wow I should have remembered that the scene in the end of the video was from Ghostbusters. I just remembered it not because that was the little fire apartment they let the cast shoot the Ghostbusters HQ

[Menace117]

what movie is that scene from?

[mellendezz]

2:47-2:48 you son of a bitch lol

[Eggheadcobra]

Do you really hate Tekken?

[SektorKetchup]

--Eggheadcobra

Yes he does. He hates it more than I hate sports

[Eggheadcobra]

So I see. Just wondering.

[GamerZoidExtreme]

LOL damn thats funny you just gave me a idea lol thanks

[crazymonkeyking247]

drunk in 3 mins lol

[TotalMK]

45 mins...the video is edited down to 8min

[Adam152009]

LOL!! That was awesome!!

[Goveynetcom]

Who is that song by?

[TotalMK]

The Immortals

[TomMSTie]

Are there any outtakes from this video where he goes off ranting about an ex-girlfriend or asshole boss?

[TotalMK]

Yeah there is, but I rant about another type of asshole...

[TomMSTie]

LOL!

[Menace117]

@TotalMK come on tell us who it is

[NuschkeTubin]

a true hero!

[BallinMOB]

and that cheap boss from Tekken 5 is such a waste..I mean, come on, what kind of boss is that? He is so unbalanced, he can kill just in 2-3 hits if he spams his chest beam

[lancecryor]

Unbalanced? HE'S A BOSS! he's supposed to feel unbalanced to noobs. On and when he keeps doing the chest fireball its short range, when he does a single one its long range all, just sidestep ANY of them and you're fine. And street fighter has the same creator just like MK does and MK is the only one thats ruined a classic franchise that I once loved.

[BallinMOB]

Boss is a boss, but not THAT unbalanced...In MK vs DC the boss is good enough, but not that dude from Tekken.

U say that Ed Boon and John Tobias created Tekken?

I consider SF a good fighter myself and didn't even say sht about it.

and be more specific in the ruining part of MK

[cheersforbeers807]

shit ya corona my main man!

[blade1550]

lol. tekken does suck. law is a rip-off of liu kang.

[SektorKetchup]

--blade1550

Actually, he's a Bruce Lee rip off. So is Liu Kang. Besides, Law and Liu don't even LOOK alike, how can he be a rip off :/

[MisterWhat666]

tekken is complete pussy compared to MK

[jonothandavis]

I think I'd rather run my dick and balls through a cheese grater than play this. Like I'd rather die from cancer than play it. At least then I'd be sane, on the other hand, if I played it, I'd start trying to kill people.

[TotalMK]

Indeed, I love how you can do fatalities in Tekken...on thats right YOU CAN'T.

And the way they hug each other in Tekken is so gay, is it a fight or a fucking reunion?

[lancecryor]

the thing is that mk has so much potential and if they put just 25% of their mind on the FIGHTING aspect of MK and not give people the same moves and fatalities then it would destroy every fighting game out but it seems that ed boon and his team got kinda lazy with this one even though its an improvment over armaggeddon.

[HappyModder87]

Dude, your like saying for the MK team to get rid of the defining factor in MK. A if you want a Mortal kombat game with a really good fighting system go play Deception.

[BallinMOB]

sure, especially when all U have to know to play Tekken is pushing 2 buttons...

[lancecryor]

Obviously you haven't played tekken for even two minutes. so whats better? Tekken 5 or MK vs DC? I wish people would stop trying to justify MK vs DC and acknowledge that its a broken game. I'd rather play street fighter 2 two HD remix lol.

[BallinMOB]

lmfao?I've played all the Tekken games up to the fifth

still I used only 2 buttons and it worked perfectly

MK vs DC is not related to the "original MK storyline" and I don't like that game much myself..If U wish like buying the same game [Street Fighter] but just better graphyx quality, go ahead..

[lancecryor]

You didnt say anything about street fighter? you just said its the same game with better graphics. As for the ruining of MK, uuum I'd say its Ed Boon's fault because he's pretty much the brains behind the game and all idea's go through him to get approved. I was comparing him to the creator of street fighter. Specific enough for ya? Oh and you can be a strait up NOOB and still destroy the boss in tekken 5 I dont know what game you're playing.

[BallinMOB]

That's why the game is called Street Fighter 2 HD remix?

About MK, not specific...You just blamed Boon and that's all you said..what has he ruined?

And you call that "street fighter has the same creator just like MK does" a comparison?looks more of a statement.

I've already beaten Tekken 5 with all characters(didn't even say that I couldn't)

the fact is still there, that boss is unballanced

[lancecryor]

street fighter 2 HD remix is more balanced now, certain characters like akuma are toned down along with several other balanced changes.

As for the comparison, I was saying that MK has had the same creator from the beginning while street fighter has had the same japanese guy from the beginning and only one of them (Ed Boon) is ruining what can potentially be the greatest fighting game ever. Street fighter is going up while sadly it seems that MK is going down I hate to say.

[Jordey69]

wtf are you doing haha specimen

[mario123dude]

Have you ever tryed becks? its a brilliant bear.

[TotalMK]

I have tried it but I don't like it.

[mario123dude]

Fare enought

[mario123dude]

That is some crazy shit.

[retrogameparadise]

the game is that bad you made a seperate video as a warm up, lol

[lilspastick1]

lol

[bakernima]

hahaha drink you bastard drink

[Wutage]

5 bottles and your smashed? lol wow

[AuroraNightMare]

YOU ROCK!! Thank you for stoping me play this game!

[teulettenpapier]

carona beer oh my god

[grinchmachine]

your a cool kid

[RRReviews]

lol nice. 5 is a lot for 45 mins

[fatmanhere12]

omfg thats so funny

[1Stalker1]

sorry, 5 beers.

[ak47ering]

ya it is man realy..

[1Stalker1]

4 beers is not allot =) try 7 I would like to see it :D

[TotalMK]

5 beers in 45 minutes is alot excuse me...

[1Stalker1]

What beer have you drink? (how its called) =)

[TotalMK]

Carona.

[1Stalker1]

I never heard of it, But I think I will try it ^_^

[sphynx620]

Corona.

[cyen58]

nooooo!!i wanted you to drink more beers lol

[squirrel5770]

Tekken sucks cock in hell!

[phantomelf14]

beer kombat!

[phantomelf14]

hahahaha.....YEAAH

[inferno237]

ahahaahaha classic tmk shoul be a comedian holy sh**

[CristoceaTevezClipa]

Never played this. Could you review Killer Instinct, just for fucks sake

[TotalMK]

Already did, on SNES.

[savemgs]

drink more beers man

[shaunomacy2j]

LOL. You have the same mentallity as I do here in the England when it comes to shite games - just get drunk! Luckly for me I havent played MK:SF so I guess am one of the lucky ones!

Keep up the good work I shall look forward to a funny drunken review. At the end of the review you should just smash the disk and box up cos as people said it is THAT shit!

[K41B4]

@shaunomacy2j ITS SO SHITTY IT WORST $7 BUCKS I EVER SPENT IN MY LIFE I HAD SMOKE so damn much to put up with it.

[ak47ering]

HAHAHAHAHA so true

[TotalMK]

I don't care...love the MK theme! :D

[blackdoom3000]

why the hell would they make mortal kombat special forces and they could have made something like mortal kombat vs street fighter or reptile mythologies

[CutMan567]

1: This game sucks

2: MK: Advanced isn't as horrible as you make it out to be

3: MK3 for Game Gear and MKT for NES are much MUCH worse

[TotalMK]

1. Duh.

2. Yes it is, MK:Advance has fucked AI and programming.

3. MKT NES...lol that doesn't exsist! (Pirate copies don't count)

-TMK

[CutMan567]

1: This game is on an epic horribleness level

2: Mortal Kombat Advanced does suck but it isn't the worst game ever made and it doesn't deserve all this negative feedback saying its 'the worst game ever made'

3: You don't know true horror until you have played the pirate Mortal Kombat games. 1000x worse than Mortal Kombat 3 on Game Gear.

[TotalMK]

1. Duh

2. I never said "the worst game ever made"

3. Who said I havn't played them, they suck cock thats why I don't play them!!

[Stev02006]

Cool video once again lol. That was definately needed before playing this game...terrible game. Can I request a Shaolin Monks review please? noticed you hadn't did that yet and I'd been looking forward to it really. I did send a message btw but I knew you probably got about 2 million messages on here lol. Hope you still have your buzz when you do the review for this one though, you'll need it.

[gorobad]

lol put a lime in that corona next time.

5/5 stars...

gorobad. :-)

[jagoja12345]

ace!!

[everyonelovesbutters]

good to see ur doing us aussies proud... FINISH IT!!!

[UMK3HumanSmokeUMK3]

damb bro when u gonna get a 360 so we can play umk3 online and you still need to do a review for that port, and if ur ever in the chicago area i can drink n play some mk allday long lol.

[TotalMK]

I have a 360...I reviewed UMK3 XBLA remember! I live in Australia. :)

-TMK

[UMK3HumanSmokeUMK3]

do u well shit wuts ur gamer tag.

[bgasman]

I played Mortal Kombat: Special Forces before since 2000!

[sonicheroes1982]

do they always flip images when games are released in other countries?Its not a big deal,I am just wondering about it.

[TotalMK]

No...thats the first time I have seen a game company do it...no big deal tho the Jax render works either way.

-TMK

[ShiitakeWarrior]

I certainly agree about Tekken being shit. Mind you, Virtua Fighter was pretty damn awful as well.

[feelmetonight]

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You are THE BEST!

[JoeSonic5678]

that was funny as fuck lmao randomly ranting about Tekken =)

[sk8terhoy]

YOUR MY HERO =)

[sk8terhoy]

wow your a life saver and I was thinking that youtube was getting boring since not alot of people are posting videos, I thank you TMK =)

[sk8terhoy]

wow that bad, even worse then mk trilogy for playstation and mk advance lol =)

[Cobradabest]

MK trilogy for Playstation was great, they are much worse MK games out there

[sk8terhoy]

its just I saw the sega saturn version of mk trilogy, it has all the cool shit that the ps1 version has but better like you can play all the boss characters, open the ? box which has the one button fatalities (my fav) now the reason why the saturn port is the best, the music and sound, comes strictly from the arcade, faster loading, better controls (ps1 d-pad pisses me off) I'm not to sure about graphics though but I guarantee that it pwns the ps1 =)

[Cobradabest]

well, the saturn version looks slightly better, but you can't deny, the playstaion version is great too

[sk8terhoy]

you know it would've been better, if the ai was fixed like when you switch the difficulty on very easy, its basically reverse phycology meaning the game is hard as fuck, not to mention you barely get to see the cpu finish you off except for a brutality, since then, brutalities, I grow tired of because thats all the cpu does, motaro takes at least 30 trys, shao kahn, its suicide cause not only does he repeat the charging shit but, he can grab you (even more than once) how annoying is that!

[Cobradabest]

very, but that's what I love about MKT, It's Challenging, BTW, if you thought very easy was hard, you musn't've ever tried very hard, I use that difficulty all the time.

[sk8terhoy]

now I'm not gonna say that I never beaten it before as matter fact this year I've beaten it twice and the funniest thing is on my second try, I thrashed shao kahn on the first match (was a lucky day for me) I do agree, I love a good challenge but, for me, I'm working on performing a finishing move and higher combos, 5 hits is the highest for me =(. All my life from playing mk, finishing moves is what I wanted to do but I suck big time, this week I played umk3, did a babality with scorpion lol

[Cobradabest]

Yeah, I pretty Much Suck At The MK Games Too, But I Have alot Of Fun Playing Them, and I Get fustrated because I couldn't do fatality too at times, but nontheless, I have a blast playing the MK games, well at least, most of them.

[sk8terhoy]

also the babality I did with scorpion 2 days ago, I was pushing random buttons until the music played and I went WTF I fucking did it yeah =)!

for me I do love all the mk games not to mention I almost own everyone of them and have several versions, last week umk3 for sega saturn that I bought brand new and factory sealed off amazon for $9.95 came in the mail that day, the only problem is that my saturn console isn't working except for the power supply like theres no video for it at all =(

[indexsonic]

very funny

[h1tm0nl33]

now that was epic cant wait to see the reveiw