Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys

[TMF58]

Is that actually a game or just a giant cutscene?

[Heydad956]

Also lol at the apple that bled out.

[Heydad956]

I've come up with better story in a 2 post roleplay than this crap.

[stinkysocktease]

this is such an obvious case of plagiarism, there's not even an attempt to cover it up, and on top of that, this is just a horrrible, horrible game. If I bought this, I would be shaving my head, breaking my fingerbones with a hammer, and screaming at the walls trying to figure out WHY DOES THIS SHIT EXIST?!?? WHY DOES THIS SHIT EXIST???!!!? WHYYY??? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[VictorVonHelsinki]

Porn movie at the top of the related videos deserves more credit than this shit...

[VintageBalderdash]

So...When do I play it?

Wait, is that the whole game? Wow.

[NattalaChao]

They should remake this in 3D and release it to cinemas like Disney did with The Lion King.

I would definitely pay to see that, if just for the audience reactions alone.

[reesercliff]

omfg are they serious with sunny lol that is soo racist loooooooooool

[Someonewholovesmusi1]

I have 5 bucks, some disney movies, and ton of cds....=story of phoenix games.

[consigliere94]

OMG THE APPLE WAS BLEEDING SOMEONE HELP THE GODDAMN APPLE!

[ChiptheBlackMage]

It's like if The Asylum had a video games division...

[Bleagle]

haha thumbs up for sunny xD

[mrzisawesome]

I am trading in every game i own to buy this!

[JamGuy]

omg, this is sooooo bad, it's actually good!

[gagatai]

roller skating on the water, wow wow wow wait up man, this's just ain't right.

[TheRaginCanajins]

is that michael jackson singing at 2:00?

[smashrash2]

Who came here after the box art article on IGN?

[Bleagle]

@smashrash2 haha, I also searched for the animal soccer thing.. its hilarious and unbelievable how cheap all these knock-offs are and that at least one person bought them

[jaspersasped]

@smashrash2 only reason i ever would have known about this lol

[TheRealNahre]

me...



[Doofusinater]

the fuck is this?

[Theocpr534]

I've been brain damage after watching this!

[hollow334]

Why does this exist?

[alenight85]

9 people saw a funny face on the chimney.

[alenight85]

This is actual worse than Animal Soccer or Mouse Police o.O

[Mistertbones]

Back to menu!

[RandomYellowLlama]

SHE IS SO JEALOUS OF ME

[linz1995]

Oh no! The poor apple is bleeding!

[jdubya181]

That was the most abuse of subliminal messaging I've ever seen. Thank you Phoenix for ranking us and telling us who we are by race creed color and sex. I wasn't sure where I stood as a human. NOW I know.

[Addicted2gaming]

Is this real life

[dimsimlord]

Why is Snow White's singing voice actually good?

[ChuckRoast14]

The animation was actually pretty good by Phoenix games standards.

[Mozzezz1984]

and you know what happened next....

[ShadowSora94]

Gotta love how this narrator puts so much emphasis on how these boys said they would protect her, calling them noble and brave and all that shit, and then BAM poison apple gogogo

[MentlSpaz]

she can sing without moving her teeth!

[narrowedeyes]

Wasn't that nice?

[KitAkira1989]

What...in...the...hell...

[Ninetails2000]

The saddest thing about that song is that if they took off the vocals, it'd probably make for some touching background music for an anime or something...

[LamentOfInnocence1]

2:00

LOOKS LIKE THIS JUST TURNED INTO A 7 ON 1 PORNO

[CrabtechIndustries]

1:42 I fucking lost it.

The narrator is just as confused as we are.

"Oh look, A funny face on the chimney. What is going on?"

[tRiXtErEmo11]

did the apple just..... bleed?

[RagnaThePig]

2:27 ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

[durpist]

this is a little scary the animation is kinda good, and the voices are understandable

how did phoenix games make this?

[AbyssalFrost]

*Watching the introduction scene, already knowing this will be a whimsical romp through WTFville* Wha...what was that? I heard something soothing

"Back to menu, Back to menu"

Yes! Hope! A ray of hope!

"Back to menu, back to menu"

Yes, take me back!

"Back to menu, back to menu."

WHY WON'T YOU TAKE ME BACK TO THE MENU!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!?

[sumofty]

Actually that was some pretty good singing for a knock-off game

[StupidPhantomSuit]

Why.

[yinm]

WHY IS THE APPLE BLEEDING WHY NO NO NO JUST NO

[Ninetails2000]

Lyrics! This is my song I am singing now. The song of the mirror and the Evil Queen. "Spakling mirror, the truth you can see." "Oh say it please, Who is more beautiful." She is so jealous, jealous of me. So very jealous jealous of me.... Show the miricle of beauty in the lake of your glass. Her heart's so hard, it wont' let me pass. [Chorus] She has chased me, hounded meeeee. Alone and crying in forests, so dark... I know that you really care... Let me stay. Our lives, we can share.

[Ninetails2000]

@Ninetails2000

Continued

She is so jealous of me.

So VERY jealous of me.

It lives in her evil heart, unlike mine.

[Repeat chorus with the addition of saxophone solo.]

Now all of you can join along!

[Ninetails2000]

@Ninetails2000 ...Those were on separate lines...Why did it bunch them all together?

[Fantasygold2]

Back to menu. Back to menu. Back to menu. Back to menu. Back to menu. Back to menu. Back to menu. Back to menu.

[Salnax]

What?

[XDexaXD]

Okay, so the black one can run fast, has big lips, and WHAT THE FUCK LETS ROLLER SKATE ON A RIVER

[ShadowWolfRising]

im calling Grimm.

Me: yo Grimm!

Grimm: what is it!?

Me: 'points at the tale'

Grimm: yuck! too happy....and on top of that its completely retarded!

Me: go do what you do best.

Grimm: LETS MOVE!

[ShadowWolfRising]

'headdeskls due to stereotype.'

[DarkWyvern100]

She's is sooo jealous, jealous of me, because she doesn't look like a disturbed blown-up sex toy!

When the narrator says "First there was Cubby, who's like small bear", the hell does that mean!?

[Xats]

Why does she look so sluty?

[Musicnonstop0]

Is this a game at all? They tell the whole fucking story in the cinematics. This filth makes me ANGRY

[GentlemanOrcus1]

So wait... why was there a face on the chimney?

[Manonthe3up]

A BIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!!

[Ninetails2000]

@Manonthe3up Big Lipped Sunny Moment!!

[crazywelshkid]

why did the black one have HUGE lips?

[SolidSnakeAC]

back to menu

[WumWip]

I wanna roller blade down the river now.

[XpureXsnipeX]

What the fuck am i watching?!

[ZeldaDD]

Ooooh...and they're using terrible CG now too. Won't they ever STOP? I'm torn between my weird fascination with their terribleness, and my desire for them to stop releasing these abominations into the world.

[ZeldaDD]

Good lord...I think the TITLE SCREEN, around thirty seconds in just gave me nightmares.  I almost can't believe it!

[Fantasygold2]

I think the game wants to go back to menu

[Bonzibuddy4ever2]

Not as bad as Dingo Pictures, but still fucking terrible.

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

4:21

"Screw gravity"

[bladeofice01]

When Snow White sings, she looks just like Nancy Pelosi! Scary...

[lotusexcelsa]

what the fuck?

why does everyone dance like they've got fucking joint braces on?

is there any fuckin gameplay? or is this some way of distributing shit movies on a console?

[rxsecretplot]

the professor and joseph junior.

[icyman5]

i almost expected sunny to have fried chicken and water melon

[GermanNaturalist90]

That's worse than the fucking Zelda cartoon.

[tehpwnedish]

DAT SONG

DAT FUCKING SONG

[sil80d]

@ 2:01

Am I on acid?

[BerserkBewd]

Moose:Haters gonna hate!

[BerserkBewd]

Y'know what, nevermind, apparently they're all like that. >_>

[afgc55]

Oh god, they lived longer than happily ever after. THEY OUTLIVED THEIR HAPPINESS.

Such a sad ending. ;~;

[vaati000]

"And you KNOW what happened next~"

._.

[Ninetails2000]

@vaati000 They were such good boys! Especially Big Basil, who was huge...for a boy, he was huge...

I think I'll stop now...I just threw up a bit in my mouth...

[munky777]

what the fuck did i just watch

[InColdBloodXx]

"What is going on," indeed.

[Connor86755]

I stopped watching as soon as I saw Sully. Haha, wow.

[leaveittobeavis]

That's it. Disney is finished.

[mji245]

wow walt disney has been nicking all of their stuff

[lastgarlicfinger]

Excuse me, but if the octopus with the film projector means "watching the cartoon film" then what does the seahorse with the film clapperboard mean?

[lastgarlicfinger]

Phoenix Games makes the characters on the front cover of some of their games COMPLETELY different from the ones in the cartoon film.

[Gamegirl22]

Snow White: (singing) She's so jealous of me. So very jealous.

(singing) Someone is acting so vain. So very vain.

[ccricers]

I guess Sunny can shoop the whoop and Joseph Jr. can control the Matrix or something like that. You don't wanna mess with these boys.

[stickguy703]

Snow white took a bite out the apple so hard it started to bleed?

[Bjurzum]

This is probably the best thing i've ever seen, along with Animal Soccer world ofc.

[Anactofgod]

I'm pretty sure this all looked a lot better on paper.

[AlexFili]

Most random song ever

[NinjaMuffinMaster]

Did they miss the " ..hair black as ebony.." part? Wait, this is Phoenix.

What is seen cannot be unseen..

"Of course she did"..Huh?

[InsaneBuzzNeini]

BACK TO MENU

[IronChariots]

Hooraaaayyyy!

[FuckTheFetus]

OH MAMMY IS DAT A RACISM?

[snootiepie]

Someone, transcribe the lyrics for me. I can't since my ears are bleeding.

[zzzzzzzzzzzzz9483942]

If it was not so long ago, how the hell are the boys legally aloud to live alone?

[SamuraiCaveman]

So what exactly was the point in replacing the dwarves with seven clever boys?

Not to mention considering how clever they were, they didn't do a whole lot in the story.

[Shadowhog]

No, THAT'S how clever they are, they stayed OUT of the shitty story

[bloodyinkpen]

I think I just vomited my brain out.

[Marmalade000000]

The guy reading is South African

[rossthef0x]

that doesn't excuse the rascism in this video >>

[rossthef0x]

also, snow white's hair is BLACK, not BLONDE... obviously these people have never read the damn book...

[Shadowhog]

And she's not supposed to look like Josie from Josie and the Pussycats

[LoudMan01]

Look! A funny face on the chimney! NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN!

[RoarOfRa]

... Wow. When I read the comments mentioning someone named "Sunny", I kept thinking of the Cocoa Puffs bird.

I really wish it had been the Cocoa Puffs bird. Why is this ridiulously racist depiction of black person here? Who greenlit this? Oh, wait, that would imply that Dingo Pictures and/or Phoenix Games have anything resembling Quality Control.

[NukeClock]

I feel like leaving a comment but I dont really have any words to describe what I just saw.

[rossthef0x]

4:50 damn, one bite and HALF the fucking apple is gone...

[rossthef0x]

3:25 uh, how is it fucking possible for her to sing when her JAW IS CLOSED?!?

[rossthef0x]

1:15 oh lord, do i smell some rascism?

[ekmad]

I almost died when i saw sunny... I'm sure that's illegal somewhere!

[RobotwarsKing]

There was no end to the Great Joy.

[Joe402]

omg there are more of these?

[Hippolf]

Snow White ate almost half the apple in one bite.

[Ratheinis]

Wow, Sunny was possibly the worst thing I've ever seen. I thought we were beyond this? But rofl at this failure.

[Vorscythe]

WTF indeed.

[bearycool]

"never said of the boy Joseph Jr."

so they're too lazy to think up of a job for Joseph Jr.

[spinnypanda34]

I died on the inside when I saw the little black boy...

[AsaAaron]

lol

[onlykafei]

@spinnypanda34 racist eh? haha

[tehblackarachnid]

@spinnypanda34 made no beter that hes the only one who takes care of both plants and the animals

[iTunesJunkie11]

This is my song. I'll sing it now.

[YoshiKMW]

What the hell was with the chimney anyway? And what does it have to do with Snow White? They never explain it!

Also lol at the tags.

[proffesorcat]

since when do apples bleed?

[destenydevil666]

my mind... has just...been raped... wtf?

[sgtjawa]

2:00

Snow White sex doll.

[JimGrim90]

Also Joseph Junior doesn't do shit.

[JimGrim90]

"Look, there's a funny face on the window!" ...What?

[Ninetails2000]

It's like he's just pointing out random things he sees to screw with us!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Jac1oo beat you to it, but you got HQ , but still this movie is LOL!!!

RACIST!!!

[PinkxFluff]

Wait a second... "First there was Cubby, who was like small bear"? The heck does that mean?

[CJAnonymous]

The narrator throws away his last shred of dignity and hope for his life at 6:05.

"HOORAAAAY!"

[Nekkrim120]

A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

[jjohnsoc]

...bitch is rollerblading on the water.

[nightsdreamparadox]

And of course, the token black kid plays the sax...

Hey, could be worse, at least he doesn't rap.

[XxXgabbO95XxX]

è uguale a peter pan

[lilfroggyfreak12]

where's the game part? O-o

[Agentbromsnor]

Haha the black dude reminds me of how cartoonists used to draw black people in comic 30 years ago or something.

[JimGrim90]

I thought you were joking when you called this "Snow White and the 7Clever Boys." Who do they think they're kidding?

Seriously, what's with the racist imagery?

[LordLegless]

Sunny. Because it wasn't enough for this game to be awful and bizarre, it has to be racist too.

[Ninetails2000]

Your just so jealous, jealous of the game. SO VERY JEALOUS, JEALOUS of the game.

[Burblez]

Sunny. Wow. Phoenix Games, you've outdone yourself!

[iamnotaneurologist]

"She is so jeaLOUS JEALOUS of me! So VERY JEALOUS, JEALOUS of me!"

Sounds like it was written by a conceited 12 year old girl to the muzak they play in the supermarket.

[CHUCKLEPEA4]

i wonder what this could be ripping off

[KaguyaHimex]

4:22

Boy #7 is Jesus.

Do you actually do anything in this game or do you just watch shitty-looking wtf-inducing cutscenes? o_o

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

From a broken motorcycle ridden by a random weirdo,to a horse and a random prince?

[Keithed200]

This broke my mind.

[Dillrod90]

Sunny is just too rasist.

[DonZabu]

Back to menu.

Back to menu.

Back to menu.

[CyberAkumaZero]

The most disturbing thng about all of that for me was Snow White singing by CLENCHING HER TEETH or just wiggling her lips instead of opening her mouth....

[CalebCannibal]

You know you're on a tight budget when you have to hire a KKK member to design the characters for your game.

[0Moonrise0]

how is this even a game?

[Tambourines]

Snow White looks like a blow-up sex doll.

No wonder the seven clever boys were so damn happy.

[0Moonrise0]

Lol.

I know right.

Too much Botox for you Snow white?

[Mushroomking1967]

P.S.-In the introduction, they mention that one of the boys is called "The Professor".

So if that's The Professor, which one's Gilligan?

[SimuRei]

"So, Snow White came to stay with the seven boys. Of course she did."

I love that even the narrator doesn't seem to believe that.

[herooftime555]

Now those are some HAPPY boys!

[internetgibberishher]

THEY WERE SUCH GOOD BOYS

[Sarato]

Is that even the whole game? Everything is so wrong and the lip syncing is hooooorrible!

[Sarato]

At least it doesn't look as horrible as the cover art.

[DonZabu]

Do people actually make money off of shit like this?

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

From modern to fairy tale land,from modern to fairy tale la-Bleeding apple?!

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

I wonder why these games,where they are narrated by this guy,are drawn good,and yet the others are..

What the heck is this? The singing part is just..A big lipped alligator moment..

Oh my! Asleep at night? How evil!