Classy 101

[CNCS43]

So I'm British and have had braces...does that make me classy?

Classy bird I am ^_^

[peaceofvanilla]

that boss is excessively cool.

[theelephantskin]

the 12-pack of canada dry on the background in the FBF part of the video burns my soul. THey don't sell them where I live. T_T

[cedavis888]

this is one of my favorite wheezy waiter videos ever...just for the british accent i think xD

[VEZAFEZA]

MY TEETH RE PERFECT ...Thank YOU very much!!!



[TheHatOfDestiny]

I'm English. Half way to being classy hell yeah.

Although my accent is mostly Scottish...le sigh. No class.

[organa11]

durring this "internet theater" i wore a bowtie. classy huh?

[PostCardSender]

this made me laugh SO hard. my highschool was under constructon all four years i was there and the part with the jackhammers reminded me sooo much of my teachers driven insane by the noise.

[BlckHrt141]

I miss Free Bagel Friday.

[MonkeyGoSpunky]

I'm american and I'm eating chocolate ice cream. :/

[watcher123711]

wheezy NEVER WEAR A TIE AGAIN!!!!!!

[TheThatCapricorn]

ELLLLLO!

[yellowreed12]

I'm also nearsighted!!!!!!!!!

[007thatonekid]

New wheezy is much better. More animated

[sportsstar1998]

I'm nearsighted to!! :D

[Itsallgoodvanessa]

he kind of looks like a brown haired version of shays brother casey.

[EverythingAndTheMoon]

this is one of the best youtube videos i've seen so far!

(yes, i'm a true wheezy fan)

[MrIaMina]

Press 2 to hear him say "oh , hey"

"Ello!!!"

[TubbsAdventures]

I love it when you said, "internet theater"

[TheEracentricChick]

Classy Craig: "ELLO!"

Me: *spits out sandwich*

Clearly, I have failed Classy Class.

[IfIDieTrying]

Nice ascot... ;)

[LauravickyCupyCake]

Your English accent is mind blowing

[ManoBey12]

HAHAHAHA when you did the "ELLO!" you looked just like Simon from The Yogscast

[MrAndyaz]

@ManoBey12 no i don't think it is the "ello!" from simon is longer and with a more non-english tone ironic isn't it?

[Cheesemoone]

clandestine: characterized by, done in, or executed with secrecy or concealment, especially for purposes of subversion or deception; private or surreptitious: Their clandestine meetings went undiscovered for two years.

[SkullJokeBrook]

At least we have free dentle care for all those under the age of 18.

BOOM!

[Martheworld]

Everything about this made me laugh.

You know when jackhammers are boss? When they happen at 12:30am. Yup, after midnight. Especially when you're actually doing homework and not dicking around on the internet. Oh, campus construction...

[reblreed]

press 2

[keenfrizzle]

2:49 lol he BROKE THE TRASH CAN

[Meman136]

You should have hit your boss with a glove to be "classy".

[AlexBaldwinFTW]

how the fuck do you get your boss to do that :')

[starholder5]

Brennan and olivia are sooo freaking lucky to be related to Craig!!!!!! jealousyjealousyjealousy

[hici61]

lmaoooo xD rewatching this videos I still keep cracking up. geez time flows :)

[jiah4life]

hahahahahahahahahahah

oh hey

ello!!!!!!

i did that to my mom... she fell out of her chair lolz

[Jack0vAllTrades]

I wonder if that jackhammer scene was scripted, or if that was really just randomly happening outside Wheezy's apartment. If it wasn't scripted, that's hilarious how the timing was so perfect

[KristenSten]

is that his wig on the tv? Powdered wigs are classy you know...

[YeahHildeKase]

seriously, i just want a bagel now

[geekgal1000]

ten second rule!!!!

[darkprettyprincess]

that poor trashcan always gets beat up...

[777electric777]

I'm near-sighted too!!

[minimalcolm]

I am Scottish, but still have bad teeth.

[Vibeleer]

I just learned how to tie a tie :D

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink* 

[ToastMaster623]

i cant believe you have cousins 25 years younger than you

[LanaBanana130]

best english accent...ever.

[thiefofmyheart]

Ha ha hah gahhhhghhhblahhhhhh.

[FloatingMammoth]

ELLOWE!

[ColdplayKid112]

British people have horrible teeth

[F4rl30d]

any way who is the guy plays as your boss ?!!

he have his own channel or somthing ?

i mean why some one must play this bad rule so long ?!

[FreeParking314]

00:39 over and over, then laugh!

[sharny96warny]

00:36 is actually the funniest english accent i've ever heard! i can't even do one like thAT AND I AM ENGLISH!! hahaha

[DarthVaderJ154]

I love that book and that trilogy in general its very good!

[krimzonvillain]

God I miss Free Bagel Friday.

[Phobic42]

I'm so happy for free bagel friday!! :D

[0honey0U]

your tv has a wig

[Ramones1234100]

Is might just be my favorite Wheezy Waiter video ever <3

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

Free Bagel Fridays are epic!!! Why don't you do them anymore, Wheezy? Oh, and by the way, EPIC-EST FREE BAGEL FRIDAY EVER!!!!

[krimzonvillain]

@MadeofAwesome4ever He quit the job where that guy was his boss *bittersweetface*

[0honey0U]

oh hey.

ELLAW!!!

bwahahaaaaaa

[Cherrybooom100]

That was a TERRIBLE English accent!! Come visit me in England and I'll teach you how it's done..... And then I'll eat your elbow :D

[gax907]

white wine.....vinegar....AHAHAHAHA

[chef02]

You're the funniest person ALIVE! And dead.

[brysonMCLP]

i just kept clicking 0:38 every 5 seconds

[nissypig1]

OMG I so love you.

[masterohumans]

That was the funniest one yet. I love you wheezywaiter, I think... I think I love you more than the vlogbrothers. I never thought that would happen.

[Razieluk]

Okay, so I found your channel through Wilsontech 1 just a couple of days ago, so I'm catching up.

After watching the above video, which I can see is over a year old, I have something to say. I am from England, and I go to the dentist about once a year - whether I need to or not. So you be careful, you, you... bad guy.

Seriously though, great videos! :o)

[RhymingMime]

"Im near-sighted, so I have to squint." *Squints off into distance*

:D:D

Wheezy, you ooze with Class.

[malalalory]

"Stay classy San Diego."

[aprilisawesomeable]

Lmao "ELLO" soo funny XD

[ItchyGuy87]

ELLO!

[CassObvious]

that poor recycling bin takes a horrible beating every free begal friday.

[MrFranzisko]

you're just like a cat when you hear strange noises xD

[zebracraze7]

i literally replayed the part where you say "ELLO" over 10 times.

[EmceeOnslaught]

The way you closed that book was very classy.

[fauxman]

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!

[derwood773]

#lol !!!!!

[deweymusicchannel]

Information vineyard? Hahahahahah

[ARR624]

I lol'd at the "HELLO!!!" part.

[HaythereAmber]

I laughed at ''If you're already English, then congratulations.''

AND THEN GOT REALLY OFFENDED.

It's ok though, Americans are fat.

and stupid.

Shhhh.

[IssyRedbird]

I love how at the end he was, :D :D :D O.O *punch* XD

[xobubblegumxox]

I love this internet theatre.

[AlixSama]

You know what Wheezy? This is the third time I have seen this video and it just gets better every time. Good on you 'ol boy! *monocle*

[kingpumkinjack]

[classy]1:29 I say what a dreadful noise[/classy]

[CaptainFattybeard]

thumbs up if you think wheey sounds like jimmy carr when he says "internet theature"

[Mer1002]

0:40 was awesome!! "ELLO!!" best thing ever! I love you <3

[ofmgs]

Speaking of dentistry, I love your teeth.

[vlogtheife]

This is my Favorite of all the Wheeztastic Videos You make! Allo! Oh and I like this Angle Better Because we got to see yyour Mum, or Mom...

[Matteratski]

Americans are fat... LOL

[fairycake110]

doesnt your boss get annoyed with being punched all the time>?

[guinivereXbloodgood]

0:05, that's an attractive face. XD

[rejectofreality313]

this is the 3rd or so time i watched this video and i still almost spit out my cereal in laughter and surprise when english!craig said "ELLO!" xD

[MilexProductions]

My teeth are fine :L

[BaraTallew]

I just want you to know that I WHEEZED laughing so hard when the jackhammer went off. Your reaction was priceless.

[shuluvyu]

CRAIG WITH A WIG TRANSFORMED INTO A T.V. O.o

[felicamia]

That "ELLO" is scary...

[paranormal666wiccan]

I keep replying "oh, hey" " ELLO"

[maerta13]

me too!!

[123whatupyo]

hahahahahaha... i keep laughing like crazy while watching all these videos and I sound so ridiculous because i'm just randomly laughing at my computer at work!

[trapjohnson]

force redirection fail

[rebeccawesome]

I'm a bit frightened. So far I've randomly clicked on six of your videos from the "More From: wheezywaiter" list, and every single one of them has been a free bagel friday video.

[chinodacrooked]

ELLO!!! effin hilarious...

[TheNadz95]

Lmao...worst british accent ever haha

[estebano74]

i was also being "clandestan"... no i wasnt xD

[RobdaMaverick]

i have that same tie LOL

[SuperMonkeyJapan]

...I need Showdown at Centerpoint...

[weirdstuffanimation7]

wight wine.... vinegar

[jonasfavefan]

ahahahahhahahaha

"oh, hey"

"ELLO!!"

[doomssss]

DUDE WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT BOOK!, IM LOST AFTER book two!, cant find book 3

[lilee24]

OH NO!!!! WHAT WILL U EVER DO!

[doomssss]

i know, it's like impossible to find

[doomssss]

wow... im nerdy :)

[lilee24]

only in an impossibly cool way :P

[chordsandcolour]

INTERNET THEATER

[blacksheep2227]

hahahhaa. I'd love to punch my boss for a bagel!

[vlogtheife]

Sooo funny ... LOVE YOU!!! x

[NMRA]

I have that book!

and about 30-40 other star wars books. and I know what facetious means

super classy =3

[sarvigirl]

Oh, hahaha. Facetious is one of my dad's favorite words.

[JimmytheNoob]

you're funniest video you've ever made!

[Duckydust]

OMG i completely busted up laughing the whole way through!!

[jamie041095]

we aint got bad teeth well most of us and most of americans arnt fat but it was funny

[hildenailsthecasket]

ELLEAU

[iwatchvideos1234567]

LOL :D

[splicegrrl]

aww, just like old times indeed. i pretty much adore every single moment of this video. favorited.

[mrsdylan77]

there is a lot of construction by your place

[flawedartist]

Apparently I not only need to teach you how to make hollandaise sauce, but I need to teach you how to tie a tie as well. Sheesh. ;)

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

Is it wrong for me to touch myself during your videos..LOL..classy eh!!

[shawn54753]

yah i dont know how to put on a tie either

[tinglefingles]

BAHAHAHAHA.....ELLO! x]

[blackeagle989444]

LOVE 1:58 !!!!

[DawnOfDemise]

haha, sweet

[svendpro]

hy there , u seem like a nice person... watch my new video and tell me what u think..xD

[Jackal9911]

im sorry that was mean, Americans are fat. Feel better? lolololol

[sylvestermeow]

Good show. A little Robin Williams in some of your clips. More woody allen/mary hartman love-child, here. dada new york (just type it in)

[oxgon]

New to your channel, i'm not even sure how i found you. All i know is i love your videos. I'm going through from the start. Lot of entertainment. I've actually watched this video like 4 times now, your face when they keep jack hammering at the end is price less.

[TheDeathsRequiem]

One good thing came from getting my wisdom teeth out.

I fortunately found this channel

5 Stars and definitely subscribed.

[carbondioxide91]

5stars+fave<3

[rleb16]

im glad he found his shirt. RWJ sent me here. This guy is pretty funny.

[MrMember3]

haha i started watching wheezy because of rwj too :D

[faraoseth]

awosmeness.

[ziasaur]

hah i enjoyed it, *subscribed*

[hardrain08]

401st Rating!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!

[PekanChan]

Cover up the construction noise by blasting some classical.

[winesti]

hey wheezywaiter, can we still respond to videos with winks?

[wheezywaiter]

yes, info on my channel. thanks for participating!

[tigiee]

you're really funny :))

[imtang0708]

Panera bagels RAWK! Jackhammers are very un-classy!!!!

[landvader]

you really should have more views than you do. your funny.

[catrific]

ha ha ha ha hah I laughed out loud 3 times during this video. ha ha ha

[Rosietherabbit]

your English accent was a little scary. I hope I don't sound like that when I talk.

[djsoundwav]

so awesome!!

how do we send you winks?!?! :DD

[Whiggeh]

Post a video response.

[Jessicarae7]

Hahaha. I'm in the car on a road trip, and I've been trying so hard not to laugh out loud. It's quite hard.

[ScottSummitVentures]

The construction bit is hilarious!

-Scott Summit

888-414-3083

DBNR

[FeatherDustah]

i love your videos! :) this one mad eme laugh so much!!

[ohmyshze]

This is made me laugh like crazy, awesome video :D

[lysmeanslily]

yes! the return of the prodigal son that is "Free Bagel Fridays" i missed it. Don't tease me though. i expect some more.

[CGmovieproductions]

HAHAHA!

Ah, it was nice to have a Free Bagel Friday again.

Oh wait. Shirt. Am I watching this video 4 days late?

[dinosaurlover7]

hey! im trying to be classy here!

[thehighkilt87]

do you have this in russian subtitles? also are you a jew? because you look like one

[willowpuff]

This was one of your funniest I think

[OhEryka]

"ELLO!"

hahaha! You rock! :D

=]Love your videos!! :)

"Oh Shirt!"

[0c4pnh4nk]

I've figured out what youtube is for. It's for falling in love with people you will never have to know.

[Manumascabrera]

just like old times lol

[IAmViviLee]

omg those construction people were so LOUD! o.o

[Juberoos]

lol Classy!

[bluiz2006]

You know what isn't classy? That severed head in the briefcase behind you. What in the HELL is that??

[Quinklong]

"Oh hey!"

"ELLO!"

lol

[jimmbboe]

"Internet theatah" Very classy!!!

[sammyjpepperz]

lol ur funny! so where r u from? cuz i doubt ur american if ur saying their fat, or u..

[bummercucumber]

'Facetious,' 'clandestine' and 'rapport' were all used in one YouTube video, albeit one intentionally used incorrectly; I think my life may be complete.