Kevin bloody wilson-do ya fu*k on first dates

[Kellieee1000]

haha his a fucking legend :D

[cdyjnthn]

Fucking love the Australians man they have my kind of humor when I went over on a trip I fit in quite well surprisingly the people I met are very humorous and cab party I loved Australia

[AllyRayne]

I'm American and I understand every word. Probably helps my Boo is an Aussie, though.

[itstimeforbigchange]

you sir are the smoker of a thousand cocks

[TOCOCAINE]

10 people are gay!

[colbaby10001]

kevins ace who gives a shit about accents !!!!!

[craigclanof4]

I was listening to this song years ago while in the US navy...and thought it was hilarious....loved Australia too btw...and the Aussie girls who do!

[manfrompattaya]

what a plonker that micheal denny is im english and i understand ever word the aussie,s have a brilliant sense of humour

[philliphav]

Michaeldenny you fucking suck.

[05Rudey]

My face will be leaving in a quater of an hour and i want you on it. lol

[siroatmeal]

best song ever made !!

[TheMichaelDenny]

I can't understand three fifths of what this idiot is even saying.

[88amav]

@TheMichaelDenny Cause you aint aussie dick head!!!

[ivanovitch57]

@88amav I ain't Aussie but I've I've seen him twice in England and I think he's fucking funny and Michael Denny can just fuck off and fuck himself because I bet nobody else will! :D

[TheMichaelDenny]

@88amav being aussie does not mean you have to speak like you have a sock soaked in piss stuffed your mouth.

[88amav]

@TheMichaelDenny It's our accent fucking yank! he just has a stronger country accent!

[TheMichaelDenny]

@88amav Okay, maybe I am wrong. Being aussie does in fact mean that you have to speak as if you have a piss soaked dirty sock stuffed in your mouth.

[thenick20078]

@TheMichaelDenny Haha

[deviatea]

+

god bless this man!

[bulltiger18]

9 people don't fuck on first dates

[rcoffman9]

lmao........funny as shit!

[oddball2036]

fucking good

[hippybill1]

i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv­vvveeeeeeee it

[MrBigfan007]

Every gal I've been with have been pretty fast. Alot of them did fuck on the first date. But of course none of them lasted, but I've alot of good times.

[3belgarath]

skintrade ; You old romantic you.Try this in the PUB.

[ChickasawBrave]

hell this is the wolds best living poet

[lessels36]

i think this man is genius lol

[SuperTerri59]

Brillo pad. I love this guy....

[MrWilsonres5]

what is the meaning of this bloody wilson iam not bloody

[lizzywingo]

Kevin is a damm good entertainer

[claudiatiggs]

I have adored Kevin B Wilson for over 18 years....he is funny, amusing and on target.....we all think these things...or know of :them that do"....funny schtuff!

[houdi67]

Australia's national poet!

[carletonvye]

lol stupid Aussies...

[EVOLOVESJIMBEAM]

Do you have sex on first dates ? Does your dad have shares in a bottle shop ? Can i feel ur lumps ? Or will u get naked for me ? Cause your head is nice looking ! And u look prretty on it ! My cock will be leaving in 1/4 an hour i'd like you to call me.

[Hotdaxter12]

I saw two albums in the shop the other day lols but i had no money

[thedj2007]

crackin song always play this when i pissed off

[Ratbooniryan]

Bwahahahahahahaha

[Spyfff]

straight to the point, screw all the protocols!!

[05Rayjen]

Unless you have daughters , this song is great .

[BritTechGuy]

seems like 7 people don't fuck on their first dates

[lucylonglegs07]

my partner always plays this to me on his phone he is well romantic lol

[alcater40]

timeless



[bignick1982]

i love this song

[coldkast]

My face'll bee leavin in a quarter of an hr, id like u to be on it...

[mason90111]

lol



[just1moretimeagain]

First dates would be sooooo much easier if only you could ask this, lol

[tirnaog09]

Dedicates to all the Shire Cougars...

[MrDreadhead86]

we all hump on first dates lol well i doooooooooooooo

[reinforcedpenisstem]

Modern Australian girls don't know how privelidged they are... This is how things used to be. *sigh*

[patchworkfuckface]

@reinforcedpenisstem it's how they should be again

[Spargz100]

Brilliant fucking funny

[TheMe1983]

so funny lmao

[Caralyan81]

love this !!

[KatyS2010]

Well rude.....Brilliant xx

[MarkyRussell2010]

Kevin B Wilson is a legend!!!!

I have created a sped up & poorly animated version of this video, Check my channel

Marky Will be making more videos soon :))

[mrjimbles]

A you tube argument? I've not yet had the pleasure Bruce. Shall I call kofi Annan to mediate or will you be ok fighting your own corner? I'll look forward to the Aussie onslaught.

[gordanbaby]

@mrjimbles seriously - you're sitting there making comments about how much you disliked it.. But what did you honestly think you were going to view when you clicked something called "do you f*ck on first dates?" Move on - and don't blame a whole country because people don't share your opinion.

[Danigoddamnit]

Not the most seductive words that could be said, but they still make me grin and shake my head xD

[jimmyjim420]

Kevin kicks ass...keep them tunes comeing mate...love ya in Canada...you can say CUNT in Canada..lol

[Troglodite13]

Oddly, Dr. Richard Fenyman, one of the most brilliant physicists of our time, said he did this all the time- ask his date if she was going to sleep with him straightaway. Before spending any money on her. Apparently, it worked pretty well. If you're confused about this, pick up a copy of Bang by Roosh V. (cheap) or visit Citizen Renegade (free).

[mrjimbles]

@rawkus666 Thank you for you kind inarticulate words Its clear where you get your literal influences from. Alas, I can't visit your "lucky" country as Im not a descendant of either a murder, thief, rapist or sheep botherer. Get over yourself Bruce what a small minded pion. I do have a sence of houmour but it seems sarcasm is wasted when morons like you don't have the brains to understand! Kevin Wilson? Your welcome to him you shackle dragging Tossa!!!

[brook31616]

@mrjimbles If you're going to complain about someone being inarticulate, I suggest you use a spell checker. Just a thought...

[Danigoddamnit]

@mrjimbles We all have opinions, but how about blaming one person who has the problem with the thing (ie yourself) and not an entire country? It would probably save yourself a youtube argument. Just a thought, man.

[billsaintkilda]

@mrjimbles Humour not hurmour. That should be "you're welcome" not "your welcome". If you wish to sound articulate it does help if you can spell.

[Abbassidian]

@billsaintkilda well your ability to correct someone's spelling mite make you feel all clever or make you think that you look clever... but to be perfectly honest me olde chum... it just makes you look like an idiot even more than someone that suffers from typos and bad spelling... get a life seriously and think from an intelligent person's point of view about your posts...

[mrjimbles]

Theres 30 seconds of my life i wont get back. What a load of shackle dragging shite! Australia must be full of brainless idiots if that passes as enterainment down there.

[rawkus666]

@mrjimbles you wish you were Aussie fuckwit!!! Get a sense of humour u dropkick!! P.S whatever country your from , IS A SHITHOLE Don't bother comin downunder we are the lucky country and we're lucky to have such a great comidian as KEV!! DICKHEAD!!

[nickkliman]

its funny as hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[djwrox94]

haha can i feel ur tits or will u show them to me ROFL

[miriya07]

I'd love to favourite the live version. Go Kev!

[vnesofsc]

I heard this naughty song on UK radio when I visited in 1989 - made me laugh!!!!

*pervy badness alert *woot*

[orbinspace]

Did you realise it was an Australian song :)

[vnesofsc]

Yeah. So Aussie! LOL!

[DELFTBLUEuk]

is this typical aussie male lol

[DELFTBLUEuk]

is this typical aussie male lol

[KaptKan1]

Disgusting. Vile. Vulgar. Profane. Sexist.

I fucking love it!

[05Rayjen]

@KaptKan1 this song is fucking great

[bslnicole1177]

@KaptKan1 Not an AUSSIE RU

[kenster26]

hueys the best one

[piddy234]

ive got kevins album bu i had steve del's to but theres 2 songs i like on steve dels but youtube ent erd of im theres 1 where its comes up with instead of im a believer he changed it to i saw her beaver then another pis take out of robbie williams angel it says wen im lyin on my bed n she wants to give me head n the feelings all gone dead ill fuck her mother instead lol i cnt find em does ne1 know where i can find em??

[existmarky]

Ma face is leaving in quarter an hour an ad like you to be on it lol classic

[PickleHead60]

NOT.  A. VIDEO.

[zaoc1]

very. observant.

[JoannaMaynard]

there is a song that kevin sung when i went to see him last night and i really want to know what its called... its so funny. its something like"mohammed ali lick myahahahaha" when he talks about swaping names. does anyone know what its called??? x

[ianthegroover]

Classic

[ogfre123]

HERE IS THE BEST PICK UP LINE,

after buying her a drink and getting friendly

just ask CAN I SMELL YOU PUSSY?

her reply YOU CERTAINLY CAN NOT

your reply -- I GUESS THAT IT MUST BE BE YOUR FEET THAT STINK?

[kwallb44]

fukin awsome

[reinforcedpenisstem]

@ogfre123 Hahaa. That's awesome.

[sgtbaker101st]

to actually do this you would have to be totaly pissed outa your head i mean almost dead

[hiphopmoomoo]

this is very funny lol

[unclesam21]

Great pick up line..

SCENARIO ONE

Guy: "Can I smell your cunt"

Girl: "Your place or mine"

SCENARIO TWO

Guy: "Can I smell your cunt"

Girl: "Fuck off you prick" (often the response when in the presence of mates)

Guy: "Must be your cunt then"

CONCLUSION- A WIN WIN PICK UP LINE. A FUCK OR A CHANCE TO MAKE SOMEONE THAT REJECTED YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT (often in front of her mates)

[GHOSTSRIDER84]

1) Can i smell your cunt?

2)nnooooooooo!!! (SLAP)

1)Fuck must be ya feet then!!

[flarixs]

it will almost all ways be scenario two becuase when you ask most women something so crude they tend to think 3 things about you first your some perve whos intersted only in sex 2 your to dumb to come up with a decent pick up line so you resort to shock value low class pick uplines that make you look like an ass. or 3 your just a guy that has no respect for women thinks of us all as some place to hide your stick in any casethe end result still ends up with you not getting laid

[Eljaso5293]

this blokes songs are top they deserve way more views

[monstercalledkermit]

i would fuck on first dates!!!!!!!!!

[gothboy2991]

Do ya fuck on first dates? :P

[leeb130]

i think next tym ya all in town ya shud try it lol

[wannabritish]

i dont think Kevins chat up lines would get u very popular with the ladies lol

[michaelnawikas20]

good tobe honest lol

[JMartyson]

haha "my face is leavin in 1/4 of an hour, and id like for you to be on it"

So crude but so classic.

[onlymethetube]

wht a gr8 song

[bigplugg]

It really dose work this song, I am straight to the point and I reckon I do all right

[emobassist247]

i bet youve had a fair few slaps in ya time too xD

[anthony342]

love it ...