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  • My name is Eve n I wanna b a dj when I grow up :) I FUCKING LUV U SHANE UR HILARIOUS !!!!!

  • I'm Brendan, and I like to play guitar, piano, snare drum, and sing. :)

    <--- check out my videos :P

  • I'm Kate. My whole goal is to be a guitarist and actress, something I've liked and wanted to do since I was 4.

    THX SHANE YOU ARE SO AWESOME AND YOU TAKE THE BULLSHIT AND SAD TIMES AWAY KEEP DOIN WHAT YOU DO :D

  • I'm Coleman. My whole goal in life right now is to help the Sea Shepherds Conservation Society.

  • Well Shane this video was very reflexive! But relax we all pass through identiy crises... who we are? Where are we going? What's the meaning of life? And etc, but we have to move on and keep strong!!!

    Ah, and by the way I'm Giovana, and I will always have the spirit of a child!

  • My name is Abby and I want to be a math teacher.

  • Hi I'm Madi. I'm kind of a person who lives through the hard knocks and deals with bullshit but at the end of the day I

    Feel happy and it's not that I'm a bad person it's just people don't accept me for who I am.

  • My name is Krista and I like hanging out with my lil bro who is in hospice at the moment and my favorite colors and blue and clear :P lol

  • My name is joanna I love animals and I am verry active.

  • My name is Hailey I love having fun but, sometimes I'm told fun is stupid but, watching your videos makes me think being fun and being myself is what life is all about!!! You make my day go from bad to great!!!!!

  • My name is Sydney and I am obsessed with fashion.

  • The names Logan and I'm 14 and I wanna be a dubstep artist and I don't know na father and dubstep fuckin rules

  • If all our life is but a dream, fantastic posing greed, then we should feed our jewelry to the sea, for diamonds do appear to be just like broken glass to me.

  • OHMYGOD PANIC AT THE DISCO IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!

  • its old school shanaynay!!!!!!!!!!

  • ohmygod its black aunt hilda ....

  • Im a 12 year girl that is tryin ta get in da spot light cuz I rap act and I am kinda funny around people lol

  • My name is Kit, I'm 20 and I am trying to get enough money to buy a camera so I can share my experiences here on youtube.

  • My name is Louise and I am a little monster x

  • my name is Shayne. i'm a 17 year old girl waiting to make it big in the visual arts world

  • My name is Jen, I'm 18 and I'm an aspiring artist.

  • you do your job so perfectly shane!

  • my name is kristen (call me kristy) my favorite color is purple im 11 and when i grow up i wanna be a 1st grade teacher and i luv ur viedos there so funny :)

  • My name is Kaitlyn (but I prefer it being spelt Katylyn) I'm twelve (thirteen in April!) I'm emo and I want to be a film director when I'm older.

  • Northern Downpour in the background <3 I am a Panic! At The Disco-fan, a Sinner forever and always.

  • My name is Jacqueline and I love basketball and skating.

  • 0:48 aunt hilda in her younger days

  • @prepkillerGS I'm just like that. And I'm ten and I say fuck you to whoever hates on us.

    : )

  • and i love them to bits and SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • My name is Greg and I love skatboardind

  • I think this is one of my favorite videos of his

  • My name is Lyta I love the harry potter series , Im emo, hopefully Im a future flim maker and actriss, and Im and author.  I luv u shane!

  • I'm a 15 year old goth girl who loves literature, theology & philosophy, Bauhaus, hardcore video gaming, and youtube :)

  • i love you shane!!!

  • im sierra im white im still trying yo find myself i want to be either a singer or photographer and to describe who i think i at this moment listen to si what by pink cause i dont need a purpose to go and do what i want

  • My name is September, and I'm pretty much the outcast and/or freak out of everybody I know and music is my escape.

  • @Twilight4201 Been there..done that. Music is a wonderful tool to escape from reality...But trust me, life gets better.

  • Hey my name is Lexi.

    I'm a person who is still trying to discover who I am.

    And I love Shane Dawson :) -3

  • @xSkinnyGirl14x Don't worry, you'll figure it out!

    @HopeAwesome Used to be like you, stay strong! I'm all better now, and I'm sure you will be soon!

    My name is Taryn, and my goal is to do my BEST to prevent suicide, eating disorders and self harm, something common in preteen-early adult females, because I know what it feels like and I don't want anybody else going through what I did!

  • ypu did that dance WAY to well, shane....

  • I am a girl who wants to be a super star or have my own youtube page

  • low budget shane, ah the days:-)

  • I HAVE NO CLUE WHO I AM.. .:(

  • I'm zeke Schindler and I beat up life until it bleeds happiness then I drink that

  • Im Hope, and I am happy watching Shane Dawson, but anytime else I cut myself just a bit....thx Shane :) Ily you much

  • hi im terra...and....im...uh...NOBOD­Y DUDE THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH EASIER TO SAY IF IM NOBODY!!!!! that way ppl dont care what i say

  • He's so young!!!!

  • Hi i'm Livi and im abnormally short and a girl version of Eminem :P

  • i totally just acted like a fan girl at the the end when ''Northern Downpour'' by Panic! At The Disco came on

  • hahaha............old shanaynay's hair is on the wrong sideXD

  • Hi I'm Makayla, I am a glee obsessor, I love lady gaga, and I wanna be an actress when I'm older.

  • My names gabe I'm 12, my favorite bands are slipknot, dying fetus, and Marilyn Manson, people pick on me at school because of my individuality (black clothes and black nail polish) but it don't bother me!!

  • My name is Ewan raeburn I'm 13 years old and born in glasgow i like music football aka soccer and typing random things on goggle

  • My names Elizabeth, I'm 14, and I love singing, writing, obsessing over and listening to my fav bands (MCR, Black Veil Brides, fall out boy, and green day), and hanging with my friends. When I grow up I want to be a famous rocker! And I get mad fun of at school cuz I wear black but it doesn't hurt me!!!!!

  • He kinda looks like Gerard Way

  • My names chase I love sports, and I am adopted. I never knew my birth father either.

  • For diamonds do appear to be just like broken glass to me.

  • I'm Sydney and I'm 13 :) I love cats and music. I want to be anything involved with performing arts, writing and/or forensics. I'm a recovering self-harmer, and it's hard but possible (Y) Your videos make me happy :)

  • Im jade. Im 12 and i want to be a historian, focusing on english history, when i grow up

  • My name is Jade. Im 12. I am shy and sometimes awkward. I LOVE to read and want to be a historian, probably focusing on medievel english history, when i grow up. I am very distrusting of people and i hate change and being unstable. I love your videos because they make laugh. Thank ypu Shane.

  • My name's Sara, I'm 14.

    My dad's an alcoholic, We get into fights alot.

    My grandma died just before i turned 1, My grandad only coped because i was there and he wanted to look after me.

    I'm socially awkward, I want to be a singer and possibly an actress, but i don't like singing in front of people and i'm camera shy My inspirations are MCR, You, Falling In Reverse & Tim Minchin. I've thought about suicide before, and the best moment in my LIFE was when i knocked my 'dad' out with one hit :)

  • I Am Marie-Ann Claire And I'm 13..

    I Was Born With Asperger's and People Make Fun Of Me When I Write With a Pencil :(

    Thumbs up if you think this was pretty sad because its fake :D

  • my name is lyric!!! i love shane dawson and i'm addicted to the internet!!! i am 15 years old and my dad died at age 9

  • I draw for fun, im a nerd/tomboy/gamer, P!nk aaddict, youtube addict, and a musician :)

  • Sweet and slimy ,yummy

  • Sorry my post cut off. I don't even remember the rest. Because I have like forgetful problem or whatever. But, yea. I give advice to a lot of people. If you need to talk to me y email is firetruckingfunnygal@aol.com

  • My name's Kayla but I prefer Charlie. I'm 13 years old. I've been watching your videos since 5th grade. I'm still finding my purpose in life but I can tell you about my life I guess.

    My parents got divorced when I was 5. I've been bullied since 2nd grade. It stopped then went back in 5th grade. It got so bad in 5th grade that they broke my wrist. I had a cast for a month. Then it stopped. And came back in 7th grade. And it's still going in 8th grade because I hit joined a new school. But I'm c

  • he should have kept kirk as a normal character

  • did anyone notice at 0:52 its aunt hilldas voice

  • My name is rachel I love shane and I love music and to stay up late watching iTunes videos

  • Shane.... less gay ya right :) 

  • It's the begining of Shanayna, S- Dessy and Ned!!!!!

  • My name is Daniella. Im kind, weird and silly. My life is boring, and kind of horrible in a way. But, as i watch your videos all my crappy life problems just float away out of my head. I wish i could meet you, Shane, so i could show you how much i love you and thank you for changing my life. I really love you, never give up these videos. Please.

  • My name is danielle and i am insecure, weird (in the fun way) and in love, i love to draw and write songs to take away my sadness but to be honest i never fail to smile :)

  • im madz i like to write poems, i hope to one day find love, im far from perfect and my life isnt straight forward x

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  • My names Aurora Black and I'm 17 with my own published book.

  • Virgina run ur fat ass over thier hry u got to min... LMFAO

  • The receptionist reminds me of that girl, Jenelle's, mom from Teen Mom 2 xD

  • I am caroline and I am a list of words starting with the letter I, insecure, in love, insignificant, Improper, imprisoned by the jail cell that is my life, but most of all, I'm happy.

  • i am chris and i like to draw and i am a very fun person to hang out wit and stuff

  • My name is Vivian and I'm a insane, insecure, imperfect, in love, inverted (at times) girl who just wants a good life.

  • My name is Sarah and im a girl who loves video games

  • My name is Ivy and i love my bf rory and i love to sing (even tho im not good) draw (even tho im not good) and play soccer and im good at that and im 12

  • I'm Jamie and I Dont have been through so much shit with friends I use you tube (shane dawson,deefizzy, OfficialBAMF,and danrapture) to support me and make me happy :D

  • @SNLandJonasrocker I didnt mean the i Dont at the beging lOLz

  • LOL Wissonsin?!

  • My name is Luna, I'm 13, I love to draw and write songs and poems I try to sing but not the best, im a good friend which is how I get taken advantage of a lot.

  • Hi my name is Kathy I am 13 and I love to act and dance.n ;)

  • I'm Emma, I'm 12. I love anime and manga, and I love to draw it, too. I really want to have any sort of career in drawing when I'm older. I love slasher movies, and my favorite is Halloween. And finally, I love Shane Dawson :D Great video Shane, Kiwi made me LOL!!!

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  • Kiwi should be in your videos more.. And honestly I don't know who I am. Im almost 15, I love sports, music, being outside, hanging out with friends, and dancing. :)

  • I'm Mateo I'm 12 I like to listen to music and like to do something every second

  • I'm Christy, I'm 14, I love all time low and secondhand serenade, as well as muse, paramore and MCR. I play tennis and netball, as well a COD and I am out-going, fun and smart but can act really stupid. :)

  • @MrThedoctorlove you are awesome person!! you like epic bands!!!!

  • im Ellie, im 14 i love Rock music XD im quite random, have adhd, at school lots of people call me "Scene" or "Emo". you just learned stuff about me XD

  • im luke im 14 and i like skateboarding and watching your videos

  • im so glad your with me shane your just like jesus!!!!! coz if u wernt i would probhably have to wach fred tee hee (jokes) and my name is Alys and basicly im emo (seriousley) all my friends used to hate me coz i would cut myself in english and everyone would squirm! And i'd be like get over your self its blood WTF is wrong with you it took a while but i eventually asked my self whats wrong wih me? just like you said dont kill yourself kill the part off you, you dont like.

    I LOVE U SHANE

  • im charly, 17, i love scream and punk muxic and i get stereo typed as goth or emo i like drawing and im crazily random. :)

  • Im Camilla and you just made me cry.

  • @LithiumAutumn Mcr is awesome <3 Shane rocks ^^

  • I'm Niamh -.- Im 12 and love Music...Spend most of my time drawing Stuff And Listening to music That some People Hate.

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  • I am an aspiring writer, My Chemical Romance addict, hardcore musician (without a band :P), killjoy, Echelon, and a Shane Dawson fangirl. :)

  • I'm Aidan I'm 21 years old and I love your videos and I want to be a YouTube hit when I grow up.!!

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  • My name is Austin Hankins. I'm 6 foot 2 and I'm only 13. I hope to be in the NBA after college

  • Hi, I'm Bubbles. I dont know why everyone is posting their name and life story, but I dont feel like doing that! OMFG A TRAITOR!!

  • Thank you Shane! :)

  • Myname is Gabi i'm 14 i love black veil brides scary movies BOTDF Asking Alexandria Paramore All Time Low never shout never and we are the in crowd, I have dyslexia, but i still love to write! i'm a dancer! I have an older brother who is ALL ways there for me, so i can stay in high school I have my bro teach me on the side people at school call me ugly and fat emo fag and tell me to cut myself and one time I almost did but two things stopped me hearing black brides and seeing one of Shanes vids!

  • My name is Navah Shae (that's just my first name), i'm 13. I was born on October 23rd and I have two star signs because my birthday is a switch day between a Libra and a Scorpio. I love music and making people laugh. I'm a great basketball player and I want to go to university with a scholarship to become a dentist or something medical. I watch Shane Dawson because after all the problems in my day, I want something to cheer me up and I want to laugh my ass off. Thanks Shane ;) <3

  • my names kress im 14 my favorite band is blink 182 i want to be a writer and in top of my class im math and science

  • Im kaysey im 16 yrs old im in afjrotc i love music (lmfao) and i want to be in the airforce when i get out of school. :D and also want to have ballet lessons ;)

  • My name is Georga, Im 17, I'm really close to my family and friends and one day I hope to be an Architect.

  • I'm Nina, I'm 14 and music is my life.

  • I'm Sarah.. I'm almost 12, i share the same birthday as my dad, and my purpose for being here is to make people laugh with my weird videos and have fun and be young and be able to say "well i did this when i was young"... when im older i want to be a house wife... and i was born with a heart murmur and have since hadd some health issues.. my dad isn't even supposed to be alive, and my whole family is lucky he's even here..

  • I'm Samantha I'm fifth teen I want to be a author and police officer . I like to write draw play in the school band and in a different band that's screamo I play guitar for the screamo and drum for the band. I'm in love with a daredevil and I love his since we met in sixth grade.

  • @Ruthlessgurl.  Wow thank you!!! I always have wanted to go professional

  • I'm Emma, I'm 13 and i have a medical problem called scoliosis (bent and twisted spine) i had a operation on my back last year. I like swimming, hanging out with my friends and drawing. I don't know what my purpose is and why I am here I'm just glad I'm here.

  • i'm from europe and i will be spending one week in L.A in august.it sounds pathetic, but my biggest wish is to meet you once.so many times i was upset cause i didn't have the chance to meet you e.g. at the premiere of archies final project or friends for ever...

    i just want to hug you and tell you how much you mean to me.i want to take a picture with you and look at it instead of cutting my wrists. would that be possible?

    please can you thumbs this up? i know i sound pathetic, but i'm serious.

  • i am me and that is all i ever will be and all the people who dont understand that will never understand me.

  • youre hair looked much better here!!!

  • I am awesome.

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  • My name is Lizzy and my purpose is to find myself. Just like all the world should do.

    Shane, I love how u care about the world and your fans. Thank you for being alive. ❤ 😄

  • @CharismaPerez cry about it.

  • hi my name is darlene hmm cuz i dont have my in my life i had 2 grow up quickly n i dont think like a 12 year old sould think!!!! p.s ily shane ur awsome

  • Hello my name is evina I am stubborn and headstrong and facing life problems is hard for me. I enjoy many things anime, manga, cartoons, books, writing, music and YouTube. I am a brony rainbow dash being my favorite character my pony name would be lightning nova. I act a lot older then I should but then again there are not many people my age that share my intrests. What I want to be when I grow up is a writer, illustrator or a cg animator

    I don't want to be famous I just want to let my opinion

  • @MagiKalUnicOrnEvina6 bro hoof! :)

  • My name is Charisma. Ironic right? I am 13 and I lost my dad when I was 10. When I grow up I want to be a psychologist so I can help people like myself who have no one to talk to. For me true friends are few and far between. I often find myself wanting to hang with adults or older teens because mentally I am more like a 20 year old. I was forced to grow up way to quickly. Hangin with older groups has taught me a lot about life and I don't see it as a kid should.

  • I'm Anna and my purpose right now is to write. (:

  • My name is Emily I'm 13 I am in a military family we move ALOT which is hard because I lose friends and boyfriends that way I love to love with my whole heart I have two little brothers and I'm gonna start posting videos because of u. I love u Shane!

  • Yea uhmm I'm 15 and been picked on a lot and I forgive all of them and when I grow up I'm joining the army to help protect those who can't protect themselves because I used to be unable to protect myself and I know how it feels :) feels good to get that off my chest

  • Hi my name is Gina...... I want to be a singer when I grow up. I love to joke around. I love to cheer my friends up and that's what I think I'm here to do. But I can't cheer myself up l. I lost my dad eight years ago and I'm 13. I get bullied a lot my mom makes me feel like I'm living in hell. My friends are the ones who keep me from just ending my life. Shane ur an inspiration.

  • My name is Sam..... I grew up with back stabbing friends and a sister who never liked me. I love soccer and i'm freaking amazing at math. I am proud of who i am and i usually laugh at others who insult me... I fucking love anyone unless their a lying bitch who spends to much time on their knees. :D

  • My name is Coritha and im um.......im 10..lol yeah i no probably the youngest viewer ever that watches you.Anyways when i grow up i want to be just like you Shane. :] You are a true inpiration to me and probably an inpiration to alot of more people than just me.Anything else i missed......um oh yea and im kinda obssesd with you.You really make my day everyday you are the one who makes me laugh everyday and you are the first person who brings me a smile to my face. :]

  • I'm an artist it's the only way to show me and how I feel and I want to write many great books and make films about all different kinds of people do yeah that's all I have love u man

  • he makes me so emotional love ya Shane

  • Dude -3!!

  • It's so weird watching Shane Dawson now and this video. His effects got so much better.

  • aunt hilda voice

  • Im Skylar . I live in a small town in Georgia . I hang out with my friends and get in trouble sometimes . I breathe . Truth is , im just me . Unlike anyone else . Just . Me . I accept that .

  • Umm I'm Alex and I have always wanted to be an actress and a singer, but I will never be auto tuned

  • @soccercrazed303 Go for it! even if I have no idea who you are...... :P creepyyyyyy

  • My name is Zoe, uh... I wanna be like Shane when I grow up (Im 12) People who inspire me: Shane Dawson and Kim Kardashian. Oh and Snookie. Im joking!!!! BUT I do love Shane and he inspires me a lot.

  • Northern Downpour-Panic! At The Disco -3

    I'm just Beth c:

  • Hi i'm Alex, but people call me by my cosplay name... Xion! i want a boyfriend who kinda looks like this video game character named Zexion.. i actually have friends and many ppl call me a gothic artist... so yea... i also luv kingdom hearts the series of video games..

  • My name is robin and do not do much.

  • My name is Brice I was born in Florida and moved to new york when I was 3 so kind of a good life but now and then I come to a problem that I can't solve so I go around it but I try to do humor so my life is so times hard.

  • my name is kirk but my friends call me kiwi cuz im sweet and slimy. LOL!

  • My name is James. I have a pretty good life now, you know. Like my parents are nice I live ina good house and all that. But for the first 12 years of my life (although at home it was good), I was bullied. Like people tried to kill me for the first 12 years of my life. So that has turned me a bit crazy. And has completely fucked me up in the head making my humour very similar to Shane's. I don't really have a purpose at the moment. But I do want to eventually make YouTube vids.

  • Umm. I'm Fia.... Lol that was my shy act. I'm insane. Says some people. I have my peeps. My best friend Eden deley (yes I know, the one on tv that won the lottery) (search up Barry Deley if you don't know) moved away. So i got a little less popular if you know what I mean. Haha I dont give a fuck. I like my people and like my life. Mostly. My parents are divorced so that's kinda hard. But I'm fine with it. Uh. I have a boyfriend that I love so much. Eric ^_^ and believe me. He's gonna be a star

  • my name is faline and im me. its not that hard lmaoo(:

  • Heh, my name be Chrisy up in hurr and I exist to be retarded, enjoy life and make people laugh (;

  • Northern downpour again :)

  • Hi my name is Kayla I'm weird over hyper and I love writing mostly horror stories with Zombies and stuff and I have emotional problems that I bring on myself

  • Hi my name is Lilith I am 11 years old and I like volleyball,And I hate stuck up prissy bitches.I would like to be a professional surfer one day like Bethany Hamilton

  • I'm Marly, I experience emotions very intently (some call it mental insanity, fuck them) and I want to help people.

  • Hello, my name is

    C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!!!! :D

  • Hi my name is Alexandria. I'm 11 years of age and I've been struggling with depression for the past 3 years. I cut. I am bulimic. My parents are divorced and my dad abused me when I was younger, I would like to be a person who gives influential speeches worldwide. I believe that everyone has a voice that needs to be heard and your videos always cheers me up. Thank you! :)

  • Hello, my (fake) name is Amelia. Im not emo, but i am a tad bit goth. I do not cut myself. I love art, music, and witchcraft. I belife in pagan gods and godesess, but i still am cathloic and lutheren. I also want to tell all those people who cut themselfs because they say no one loves them. Well, YOUR NOT ALONE!!! I havent had anyone like me for two years. But i keep going.

  • Hi, my name is Briana and I want to be an author someday. I love reading and drawing, but I mainly like making people laugh.

  • Im Hanna my reason for existence is to make ppl smile wen they meet me, to b able to laugh n tell a story about this crazy person named Hanna they ment today :) n ik uve heard this a billion times but thank u Shane -3

  • aunt hilda voice!

  • hi my name is pat and i am perfect and i am a homeless person with a computer, i use the mccdonalds wifi until they kick me out with my cat puchy and i live on a dollar a day, i wanna be the next america's next top model and i wanna marry shane and I LOVE making ppl sad, cuz i aent no emo im more of a classy bitch, i work and my own boss and i live with my family in the streets, with unicorn taco and my cat and carck head sister. i am proud of servising the public by washing their windows. :)

  • My name is Justina, I'm an emo who doesn't cut and I hate Justin Bieber, and I don't have many friends, AND MY ARMPIT IS FUCKING ITCHY!!!!

  • My name is Shannon, and my purpose for life is to live the life for my deceased brother, Nicholas, That he never was able to have.

  • my name is megan and i love art i want to be and artist wen i grow up and i suck at history and everyone expects me to be so good at it -:(

  • hey i am katelin and i love my bf dane and taylor lautner

  • I'm Mikala and I'm terrified of anything social.. I am scared of being on teams or having to talk to and/or be around people I don't know.

  • Hey i am mercedes and i am an emo

  • Hi i'm Mel and i'm obsessed with Shane Dawson keke

  • HI MY NAME IS NATASHA AND ALOT OF TIME I DONT KNOW HOW I AM?!I <3 ALTERNITIVE ROCK IM KINDA EMO GIRLY BUT IM SURROUNDED BY PEAPLE WHO LIKE RAP AND HAVE DIFFERENT TYPES OF FRIENDS NOT LIKE ME I ALWAYS TRY TO BE SOMETHING IM NOT and i feel like me is never good enough my sister and ,my mom are the only 1s i feel like i can be myself and i feel bad like im never gonna meet a friend who likes me 4 me.......

  • hi my names aurora nd im adopted. i hate myself for that so i cut nd i did try to commit suicide before. i will nvr do tht again... but i cnt be sure if ill stop cutting. it seems impossible