Dissidia Final Fantasy: Vs. Kefka Palazzo Intros

[Pokemonwing]

OMG THE DISLIKE BAR IS THE SIZE OF KEFKA'S PENIS

[Shetyre]

now you got what it takes to destroy the world

i lold

[sparklechild7689]

Kefka: Time to come home to papa.

Terra: GET AWAY, PERVERT!! *casts blizzard at him

Kefka: *Lands on the wall hard* ...What was that for? I didn't get it

[NewRedNinja]

Kefka: Let's put a smile on that face >:)

[ChonsyRules]

I would change the "aren't you hot" intro to cloud of darkness lol

[CrossoverGameReviews]

Kefka: Time for your punishment...

Onion Knight: What do you mean by that? Oh crap, I better not lose this battle!

[Avalanste]

Kefka: EHH...what IS it that you want?

Sephiroth: My mother.

Kefka: ooohh, the momma's boy!

[Simodragon95]

"I seeee a pooooser!"

"And I seeee a gaaaaay clown!"

"LIGHT OF JUDEGMENT!!!"



[larry161989]

lmao 2:36 - 2:41 Now you've got what it takes to destroy the world. Its soo small lmao!!!

[marioman241]

destruction without death. BO-RING!

[relucifer69]

this clown certainly has a death wish.......

[SigmaXVirus]

MEATHEADS

MEATHEADS EVERYWHERE

[kirbyburn1]

Narcissist Kefka is Narcissist... still funny though

Kefka to Kefka: Who's that handsome devil?

[Aqua311]

I can picture Kefka taunting Squall like this:

I see a poser! I see a poser! I see a poser! I see a poser! I see a poser! I see a poser! I see a poser! I see a poser!

[StrifeInYeShadows2]

Kefka: One of us is not serious enough.

Zidane: *turns into his Trance form* time to get serious! *kills him with it*

Kefka: Inconceivable!

Zidane: *wins* you did alright.

(why does all this sound like a conversation? xD I did this when I played through Zidane's story.)

[linkpwnsevery1]

for sepiroth it should of had been "what do you want mama's boy"

[06cloud]

@EvilUrago actually thedarkmasters missed something.

"Time to come home to papa"

what he said to Terra.

so yeah, gay(homo) + shotacon(pedo, homo) + lolicon(pedo, hetero) = enough to be bisexual, though it is more like pedo-bi-sexual.

but, he is seemingly not interested in old woman.

and, yes, homosexuality and pedophilia are two different things: but you still can be homo AND pedo.

/okay, I know I am lame for responding to a comment one year ago.

[linkpwnsevery1]

@06cloud come home too papa its referring too the brainwash crown terra had that kefka put on her too control her -_- not your stupid dirty minded crap /sigh

[MJNSEIFER]

While I hate hearing voices in ACTUAL Final Fantasy games, it's cool to hear them outside them like this. I think they did well with Kefka here, as this is pretty close to how Square wanted to portray him, I gather - especially the way his pitch changes midsentence.

[WillRennar]

Kuja: So, you wanna--

Kefka: I am NOT in the mood!

Kuja: Aww, c'mooon...

Kefka: Am I gonna see another hissy fit?!

[TwelveWingedDevil]

can someone tell me why does tidus' sword let out bubbles?

[WillRennar]

@TwelveWingedDevil If memory serves, it's a Water-element weapon.

[TwelveWingedDevil]

@WillRennar oh thanks

[Sneezedoodle]

boing-boing

[0007Laranja0007]

*Kuja comes in*

Kefka:"I am not in the mood!"

I think we all know what he means!!!!! xD

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

Kefka: You are less than worthless!

Emperor: Your mom doesn't think so.

Kefka: Well, Sephiroth's mom anyway.

[felabugg1]

@HeavyMetalBeliever And Sephiroth goes to cry in a corner

[dementedvillian]

1:19 - 1:23 : Kefka was arrested later that day.

[MzReno2012]

I LOVE THIS MAN!!!

Freaked me out when he called Firion hot tho.=_=;

[sonfox]

Kefka: I am not in the mood!

Kuja: Your mom was in the mood last night!

[xXDanteskXx]

@sonfox why u guys forgot to add the OWNED!!!! label?...

[kittycat0143]

0:22 i swear kefka you sound gay 0.0

[RebelMist]

Meatheads, Meatheads, everywhere . . . but not a drop to drink :D

[raeven1212]

LOL!!!! he called garland a nimrod

[AdmiralTrainstorm]

Finally! one with no sound! you're god.

[Link500ACS]

strange how everyone in the game either shows insane amounts of respect, or fear to shantoto, despite how tiny and "weak" she "looks".....

[xXxAntixXxSoraxXx]

@Link500ACS yea...especially since she doesn't only look weak, she IS weak. And annyoing. If I were one of these cooler characters I wouldn't give a damn about her and throw her into the next bin.

[Netsaver]

Kefka Papa... IT'S TOO LONG!!!

[NanTheDark]

1:20 Time to come home to Papa?

That sounds kind of disturbing...

[GarlandFraser]

@NanTheDark because it is? Kefka Raped Terra many a time. :O

[OnyxNexion]

@ Gabranth

Kefka: Just another loser~

Shantoto: I know, riote~?

Gabranth: ;___;

[Nautalus]

Kefka: "Ehh, what IS it that you want..."

Sephiroth: I want Mother

Kefka: "Oh I had 'that' already"

[MetalFusionMaster]

destruction without death? BO-RING

[OerbaFunYang]

I was hoping his quote with Cloud or Sephiroth would be something like "Nice Sword. What are we, compensating for something?"

[RobertSilvermyst]

Kefka: One of us is not serious enough.

Now the question is: Which one? =P

[rionette]

Kefka: Eww, aren't you hot?

Firion: UMG EWW. ;A:

Kuja: Trust me, sweetie. He wasn't talking about you.

[TheNitroman211]

"Time for your punishment,LITTLE ONE!"

[trewerd]

Kefka is TEDDIE (Dave Wittenburg)

[funnybunny555786]

Hah, Kefka just called Cloud a virgin xD

[Caledfwlch7]

who's that handsome devil??

wtf lol

[acetrainer95]

The way he walks... Is so gay :D

[2FlaminHot4u]

"Completed your funeral arrangements?"... No comeback for that one XD

[Kayuubi1]

I was watching a commercial for a tv show when he called Cloud of Darkness a fossil, and right after that some woman on the tv goes "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!" Totally epic

[Passwordcom]

Kefka could have just use the "sand in my boots" joke for sephiroth.

[Randomizer903]

S: you're annoying K: you're over-rated S: so are you K: i don't have any yoai pairings that i know of S: i can fight well WITHOUT magic K: my boss theme is 17 minutes long S: my boss theme has a million remixes K: my boss theme is symbolic S: my theme isn't boring K: i destroyed the world S: i destroyed 7 K: i don't have an oedipus complex S: i get all the girls >:3 K: ... uhhh S: AND i didn't get beat by one >:3 K: :'( S: oh yeah, i went there >:3

[krazykillerhippo]

@Randomizer903 kefka: oh please cloud is basically a girl

[bja808]

Destruction without death? BORING!! lmao, ExDeath needs to take "Destruction 101" lessons from Kefka

[2RandomGirls]

I put on Transcribed Audio in CC, and when he yelled "boring!", it said "the IRA"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!! That makes no sense. xD

"Just another loser" .... "In the Senate."

.... WHAT? O.o

When he talked to Shantotto, it said, "I used to have what it takes to destroy the land." Eerie...

[rederci939]

I SEE A POSER!

lol I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes XD

[DFFfanalltheway]

wow i knew kefka was gay

[BahamutZero09]

@DFFfanalltheway a gay clown

[Gormaoul]

I like how it makes the butt slapping sound from the spoken to intro even when he's just doing the swoosh of the stare at them in his vs. intro.

[PrinceOSaiyans]

completed your funeral arrangements ouch

[sokumotaki]

Kefka king of verbal insults.

[katedateangus]

Is just me or does Kefka has the most amusing intros? xD

[signis94]

Hes the only one who had the balls to destroy the world,and,succeded.

[DU5T1NL3]

LOL "Who's THAT handsome devil?"

[BloodyStigmata]

Did Kefka just hit on Firion?

[Movieveiwer]

is this Teddy from Persona 4? you can hear it the most in the "Who's That Handsome Devil" line he says to himself

[HanaKanashii]

I think it's creepy that if you turn on the transcribe audio (LOL) it says "Thank you Scott" when Kefka talks to Firion. Scott was a character in FF2. O_o

[YoshiSmash64]

You have got to love this guy, HE'S BEYOND HILARIOUS!

[XZoneCiderpowered]

even though I'm quite the Squall fanboy, I fricking love Kefka's quote for him.

[Arc13]

How is it no one has commented on Kefka calling Firion hot?

[OniMalco]

This is where kefka is awesome. Twisted lines. XD

[SailorSaturn69]

@OniMalco Have you played Final Fantasy VI? He is the most twisted villian.

[OniMalco]

@SailorSaturn69 I have and he definitely is twisted. He beats Sephiroth at villainy any day of the week.

[Th3Bl3achmaniak]

Ok Kefka is the best but to call Gabranth a looser....... YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

(are absolutly right) ^^

[screaminggingin83]

"One of us is not serious enough"

Mega rip off of "Why so Serious?"

hahahaha

[ThrashTillYouCrash]

Go to CC and turn on "Transcribe Audio."

You'll laugh your ass off. Especially at the part with Firion. xD

[Clickykid]

Kefka is and always will be the best villain ever if ANYONE knows a better one tell me.

[drogent]

@Clickykid Kuja,sephiroth,garland, and ultimecia. kefkas just famous for running,stealing power a being a dick through the whole game of ff6 damn it hes just another insane clown i believe all ppl who love kefka is just huge fans of gay clowns...or the joker.

[Clickykid]

@drogent Kefka just pwns

[darkdemonwerewolf]

@drogent Ok here is someone that didn't get one of kefka's power's in the games. he could rule the imperial forces (or what ever they were called) at any time! when he killed leo he showed this off by talking to leo as the emperor (not FF2). that was his power alone. besides kuja just looks like a gay stripper sephiroth sleeps with his mother and well I don't have enough knowledge to comment on garland fairly and ya ultimecia was good at what she did.

[drogent]

@darkdemonwerewolf he just transformed into the guy sephiroth did that too and kuja controled a queen and her ppl with out having to transform he just used his words.and so what kefka acts gay walks gay and talks gay(well at least in dissidia)

i believe ur just another one who doesnt understand where true talent lies cuz its not with a insane moderatetly gay clown.

[darkdemonwerewolf]

@drogent hello you just said it dissidia whole new freaking kefka. there is a reason I even call FF3 the one with kefka in it. it's cause kefka in 3 d sucks ass. hell even your momma's boy seph sucks on that game. (never played alot of FF9 so i didn't know that i'm just saying he looks like a gay stripper i mean really all he is wearing is a jacket and a cod piece). And ya kefka is a nut job of a f**ed up clown he is not meant to look bad ass he is meant to be insane thats why we like him.

[drogent]

@darkdemonwerewolf cool so u admit the only reason y u like him is because hes insane.

[darkdemonwerewolf]

@drogent now your putting words in my mouth look kefka is more then just insane personally i like him cause he is insane yet he was knowledgeable to ok. look how he out smarted the emperor. either way i'm tired of people that think 3-D fictional people are all that, I know it's a game i'm just a critic. if you wanna find out about kefka's back story look it up... the only thing i care that we agree on is that kuja looks like a gay stripper.(not knocking his fighting just his outfit)

[drogent]

@darkdemonwerewolf u just said "personally i like him cause he is insane yet he was knowledgeable to ok" u just added one thing to what i said and any way this aint about 3-D or 2-D its about character kuja did everything kefka did and more but u dont care for him because hes not insane and he "looks gay" and hes in 3-D apparently. and dude i played from 1 through 13 so far the first one i played was six still never cared for him. the story was great tho overall

[darkdemonwerewolf]

@drogent how the freaking hell can i like kuja when i down own FF9! really think first dude i already said i didn't play alot of FF9 only like a total of an hour all i see is a man with more hen half his body showing with balls around him. and big deal you played 1-13 just means you don't have a life. as far as 6 goes it's hard to give kefka screen time when you have like 18 heroes. and again GET THE HELL OVER IT! Everyone is allowed to have their own view on who they like and don't like.

[drogent]

@darkdemonwerewolf lol dude i dont care if its ur choice to like a gay cloen who cares

[darkdemonwerewolf]

@drogent ya i'm done fighting with the guy that enjoys playing as a guy that looks like he is gonna bend down and suck dick rather then kill.

[Hinata708]

@drogent

Kefka and the Joker are HARDLY the same.Kefka and the Joker DO find joy in destruction,resemble kingdom jesters,although the joker just has the name,while kefka resembles one fully.HOWEVER!Kefka became a god and the joker is making everybody "happy"by(The Batman)poisoning them with a gas that laughs them to death.Kuja destroyed the world,and Garland became Chaos A.K.A. a god.Kefka DID Both.I'm just mad you called him gay and a dick.A lot of people like him,so stop being a troll.

[drogent]

@Hinata708 ...joker made them...happy wooow thats the smartest thing i ever heard

true words of a kefka fan -_-...and he was a dick all insane badguys are hell every regular bad guy is but hes a dick for the same reason the joker is...

[Hinata708]

@drogent well in reality,joker wants to spread anarchy and kefka wants to destroy everything in the world.Kefka become a god and the joker paralyzed Barbara Gordon(A.K.A Batman)and killed the second Robin.Just because Kefka resembles a olden joker and Joker has the name joker,doesn't mean they're alike.BTW if you hate kefka why are you watching a video about him?

[drogent]

@Hinata708 who said i hate him?

[Clickykid]

"You are less then worthless" should of been to cloud aswell.

Love kefkas quote for cloud though it's so true.

Hate Kefkas quote to Squall..... that bastard.....

"Meatheads meatheads everywhere!"

[dom44444]

I see a poser should have been for Cloud lol

[bja808]

@dom44444 Exactly! He stole Zack's reputation!

[MMRED]

@dom44444

No, it works better for Squall. Especially considering he's just another Cloud. But hey, they're BOTH emo's so it works well either way!

[kittycat0143]

@dom44444 eeehhhh no squall deserves it more...

[BknRuben]

@dom44444 Cloud is emo, non a poser :D

[KDavisJr86]

"One of us is not serious enough"

GEE I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE????

[Neopets4Life494]

@KDavisJr86 ITS TIDUS! XD lol jk,jk

[ConnorTheCuteRilou]

Jech/squallt: YOU GOT OWNED SIR XD

Tidus: >_> really kefka? REALLY?

Onion knight/Firion/terra/cloud:... Im worried for your safety and virginty

[TheBuuOfYou]

Meatheads, meatheads, everywhere!

[Hambrack]

Kefka- err... What is it that you want?

Sephiroth- I want my mommy! (starts crying falls down the cliff, and, just by accident, stabs Aerith)

[Clickykid]

@Hambrack ZOMG that's probably what actually happened he just had the sword to break his fall.

[cliff1572]

Kefka to Zidane; I am Afraid the little mouse is SMACK!!

lol

[WelloDaDon]

MEATHEADS, MEATHEADS, EVERYWHERE. my favorite

[nevfx]

I love how he mimicks Shantotto's voice and her trademark "loser" insult to Gabranth:

"Just another loser!"

[Woobooboo123]

"I see a poser!" <-- Looking in the mirror again are we Kefka?

[SuikoGarauch]

Shantotto: *makes her pose* Well, how do I look?

Kefka: Now you've got what it takes to destroy the world!

Shantotto: *laugh* Oh-ho ho ho! Why, thanks! Then shall I start destroying you?

[crusserX]

i see a poser! lol too fun for me!

[MrGothchibi]

You know what I think? Kefka has the right attitude about things. annoying stains in your shirt? DESTROY IT! your girl friend just leave you? DESTROY HER! jehova witnesses trying yo convert you? DESTROY THEM! a guy with long silver hair and a sword that can analy rape the moon telling you to repent? WAIT! ask him if he has change for a 20 and if he doesn't? DESTROY HIM!!!!!!!!!

[lighth4zard]

@MrGothchibi poor inuyasha....

ohh wait...

[Mizutamer]

@MrGothchibi why not destroy him anyways?

[LukeCastellan909]

@MrGothchibi XD That awesome.

[YugimotoD]

"The smell of inexperience"

Cloud is a virgin, I knew it!

[Person0805]

O__O

>______>

Really, I hope most of you people are like 12. Cuz that's really sad the arguments you guys are getting in. I mean, really. You're swearing each other out about which FF villain is better, on a vid of Kef'ka's battle intros.

Fuckin losers....

[LucidFlameX]

@Person0805

I hear you on that. My three favorite villains of the series are Sephiroth, Kefka, and then Golbez. I laugh at the retards who try so desperately to prove how one outshines the other though. No one knows what it means to respect an opinion anymore. I apologize for the rant, but I do agree with you.

Peace. :)

[Person0805]

Lol I love Kefka's intros the best. They picked a great VA for him XD

@ThePrishman, I think by his screaming, that was sarcasm.

[ThePirishman]

0:18 omg kefka is gay

[missdeona]

LOL The comment to Shantotto actually sounded like a compliment!

[ShanSinghTV]

Kefka Palazzo's my favorite nihilistic clown.

[ShanSinghTV]

Kefka or Sephiroth. Who do I choose? A Dancing Mad harlequin who turns into an angel of death and almost succeeds in destroying everything (with death) or a little momma's boy who can't handle the shock of being the product of genetic experimentation, who thinks he's the last of an extinct race.

[amazemeplz]

Wow, it sure is Fanboy in here.

[Testsubject909]

@amazemeplz

It's fanboy just about everywhere. Pointing it out doesn't do much good.

[ShadowLivesonForever]

Kefka vs Kefka was the best.

[roxasfruit]

must get a psp and dissidia NOW

meatheads meatheads everywhere!

[ShanSinghTV]

Destruction without death? BORING! (vs. Exdeath)

Destruction with death? Where have you been all my life? (Cloud of Darkness)

That's how it should be, since Exdeath and the Cloud of Darkness desire two different "Voids." Exdeath wanting an all consuming nothingness, and CoD wanting an all destroying/killing nothingness. You can tell if you played their EX modes.

[GamerXZ0]

"one of us is not serious enough."

[Kloo999]

XD Kefka disses everyone with Pride

[cmdood92]

I think i like Kefka's intros the best lol

[violink4swords]

Little goody two shoes Little goody two shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lulzman69]

MEATHEADS.

MEATHEADS EVERYWHERE.

[realw0rld]

Transcribed version Warrior of light:"Finally he hard as i can use themn most" Garland:"On real power that upsets you not" Firion:"thank you scott" Emperor:"on yes" O.k:on and former punishment little while" C.o.D:"On less thoughts" Cecil:"on to deter issues" Golbez(e):"on you could hear the regents" Bartz:already taken a real tough issue Exdeath:on streching back down(>_<) the IRA Terra:Our colleague came home to talk about Kefka:on on who's that hansen Cloud:The smell of that experience

[realw0rld]

Kefka >Sephiroth.

[BenioK3D]

I see a poser~!

[MegaEternalLife]

Get lost, fossil. xD

[Helixthetiger]

"YOU BATTLE-OBSESSED NIMROD!"

[cobbil]

Best quote in this game: "I smell a poser!"

[SkeletonAthena]

GO BACK TO THE BEACH!

[RavenFinsternis]

1:53 "I see an Emo"

-Spoony

[Myth3842]

@RavenFinsternis

You know, how is he emo? I always wondered that.

[zarrotechgeek]

I love how you can hear him patting his ass in the background.

[RiceUEat]

"I see a poser!" SQUALL PWNED!

[Riku7538]

@EvilUrago

"I

HATE HATE HATE

HATE HATE HATE

HATE HATE HATE

HATE HATERS!!!"

[Alon235235]

Now you've got what it takes to destroy the world!

[eyescoldlemonade]

"Time for your punishment... LITTLE ONE!!" 0_0

[OmgCannon]

0:20

Celes: PHEW

[CCRockit]

@EvilUrago

LOL hes a Gay Pedophile hes gay for Onion Knight and Firion

[FEGirl17]

@EvilUrago SO EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS!!

[jameygamer]

@FEGirl17 Okay. We get it.

[FEGirl17]

@EvilUrago BTW, I RESPECT HOMOSEXUALS! I HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS A HOMOSEXUAL AND I RESPECT IT!!

[FEGirl17]

@EvilUrago I am not HOMOPHOBIC! I am just pointing it out!

[Karimnchok]

I love how he sasses cloud of darkness.

"Get. Lost. Fossil".

[TheHeroJames]

Kefka should have said to Sephiroth "Please don't pwn me!"

[supererik64]

@TheHeroJames sephiroth is a gay mommas boy like you and if kefka were real you would be saying that to him so go die and i hope you die alone and burn in hell

have a nice day you fag

[TheHeroJames]

@supererik64 You are just a little boy who obviously can't have any manners, and you worship a loser clown...pathetic.

[supererik64]

@TheHeroJames did you even lisen to me you are going to die alone you probable live in your momas basement and the only frends you have are rats and the dont even like you and at least my lord kefka dosent need to overcompensate four something and yes kefka is a clown but so is the joker from the batman move so go die and burn in hell momas boy

[silentstand]

i seee a poserrrr

[missladylyka]

he's not a clown he's a joker!

[supersaiyansai]

Kefka actually tells shantoto "you have a pretty mouth, want some candy?"