Dane Cook On Coke

[2216385]

oh he steals, oh he sucks, oh he yells. SHUT THE FUCK UP! if you don't like him, stop watching his vids. you do realize shit is always stolen and done slightly different in shows. Family Guy steals from Simpsons yet its still a huge success. stop fucking bitching. hate the guy, but he's still makin more money than you people arguing on here about his career. including me haha

[afromanjack]

@2216385 this is the first video i've seen of his. i was hoping to laugh. i didn't. i'm somewhat annoyed that he has wasted my time. the fact that he steals his material and still isn't funny is laughable and pathetic. he does not make more money than me, and if he did it would not validate him in any way. i do not hate him. I think his act is rubbish and i don't find him likeable.

[2216385]

@afromanjack lol why'd you comment then? hahaha it's all good if you don't find him funny, but seriously, i hate people ragging on others who they have never and probably will never meet...........except Justin Bieber...........he can fuck himself

[WhiteRaiden2014]

weird his episode he says "I'm surprised I wasn't kidnapped" but in his special he says "I was kidnapped...5 times...in the same week what are the odds?"

[CommanderPayne]

So... shouting is comedy now?

[snakeandbake]

ever notice how dane cook fans always seem just a little less intelligent than everyone else?

[electricbooboogaloo]

@nose88345 ur an idiot who's he steal from? Idiot

[cubby3o5]

I guess this part didn't get on tv. I should buy this DVD.

[nose88346]

Dane cook blows and he steals material! You suck if you support this clown!

[goodguitarplayer1993]

@nose88346 why did you come in here if you dont like him theres really no reason we should have to listen to your comments about how we suck for liking this if you dont like him dont watch the video

[TalaLalaLicious]

He does the coolest sound effects

[stuckin1985girl]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! i accidently hit the dislike button! :( i so sorry!!!!!!!!!!! :(

[girfan2135]

he so gets high right before he does his stand up

[CPittman2014]

@FrettingCajarot You just got poned by a girl.

[FrettingCajarot]

I don't know what I'm supposed to be laughing at. The story, which is obviously fake, or his over acting. Neither is funny.

[elevatorbreakdance1]

@FrettingCajarot then why waste ur time watching... n commenting on videos that u have NO interest in????

[FrettingCajarot]

@elevatorbreakdance1 Idiot, I'm interested in stand-up, and how the hell will I tell whether a comedian is good or not without watching their video first. I watch it, then I comment on it. You have shit logic. Shove your cock in your mother's ass and gyrate.

[elevatorbreakdance1]

@FrettingCajarot ok. real tough typin... i'll give u a chance to fix that one... i'm a girl... so try another one.

[gregory06]

What happened to this dane cook?

[shadowfalls7]

lets go get this huffy baby!

[lv85huenex]

its funny cuz he's talking

[system7564]

Dane cook is a beast!

[jessibell4321]

@davgabe  well if you dont like him dont watch you asshole!

[monsterqueen13]

Dane Cook is awesome

[chrisdrakekaka]

he is a DILF

[davgabe]

This fool is the worst comic EVER He just SUCKS

[emagdali]

in around 1:23 he reminds me of jim carrey in some way!

[chickywitbrains]

@emagdali haha I see what you mean :D

[DarkEarthDragon01]

volume, very low ...

[skateriheartboobies]

lets go get this huffy baby. Ya im goin to get a bike

[TheNorCalboy]

seymourbbest, your a fuckin fool dane cook is the shit

[seymourbbest]

Worst stand up comedian ever!

[AZWIN90]

this was the first show i ever saw dane cook. and to this day it was the only funny gig ive ever seen him do.

[TAddLErZ]

hes forty, thumbs up if you wanna do him anyways XD

[ozzfan1979]

"ARE WE GONNA DO THE FUCKIN' FORT"?

[DrPoon]

is old school 30 min stand up shows were the shit. Now, vicious circle and all that sucks.

[cmonpeeps]

@DrPoon Agreed!

[particulatestaleyq]

Cook's style is principally "long-form storytelling" and "multipurpose phrases" with a casual attitude

[142suckerpunk]

i want a bike....

[chanelrose98]

We r just alike cuz I am th perfect child to kidnap! XD

[Fendertastic]

hahaha dane cook is unfunny. get it?

[DrPoon]

His early standup days were awesome! The new stuff sucks though

[TheKyudo]

I would problaby do the same thing if someone I didn't know offered my a bike.Or,no actually I wouldn't.Not for a bike.I would do the same thing if they offered me a COOKIE!XDD

[kionimomochi]

@TheKyudo -offers a cookie- :3 wana go in my van and il drive you too my basment ;D (just kidding lmao XD)

[CarinaAndWaverley]

OH MY GOD 0:34 IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN HIM DO!!!!!!!!

[allenhalligan]

@CarinaAndWaverley i know! that's the funniest shit i've seen in a long time! i keep rewinding it to that part

[All4Gaming]

i thought people were already over dane cook

[champcar31]

Is this before or after vicious circle, he looks so different.

[All4Gaming]

@champcar31 before

[1223Melo]

@champcar31 Way before.

[R3DMAN451]

This guy is my all time favorite comedian rite next to chris rock :D

[demigrl21]

he's 38

[BruceLeeKills1]

Let's get this huffy!

[VampireOutlaw]

Lolol. I was pretty much the same as he when I was a kid. A perfect for kidnapping in those terms. :D Maybe a little bit less potential but really only a little. :D

[HouseIsLove1]

eh hes 38 and still sexxy as hell ;)

[beermaster1979]

this is Bill o Reilly s kid

[Lowphat73]

You're stupid.

[zizzil1]

what did he snort?

[lulzadrianna]

ovaltine... its chocolate milk mix.

[zizzil1]

you can get fucked up on chocolate milk mix?!?!?!? omfg sweet!!!!!!!

[lulzadrianna]

YEAH.

but you have to snort the entire thing, or it won't work.

[zizzil1]

are you kidding me...i think u just want me to snort a bunch of mix XD

[OMGadriannax33]

oof... so stupid.

[GameSlave125]

Terrible audience.

Haha this guy rules

[SydneyStar0412]

I know hes like 40. but i want him in my bed tonight!

[ZAC2994]

@SydneyStar0412 i think hes like....30 sumthin haha

[SinusVB]

@SydneyStar0412 He's like 30...

[SinusVB]

@SydneyStar0412 38, atleast :P

[MrWWEfan1122]

@SydneyStar0412, well then who is the winner there?

[brandon10255]

@SydneyStar0412 ok then

[nikthedick123]

@SydneyStar0412 thats how i feel about mariah carey and sarah chalke lol

[AllstarHunE]

@SydneyStar0412

wow.. no hes not.. but yes i would too

[cappapagoooo]

@SydneyStar0412 isn't he like 23 in this video?

[shaveddave]

@SydneyStar0412

well im like 40 too

[PikachuMaiden]

@SydneyStar0412 He's forty? O.O, I thought he was 20, lulz.

[Bloodfang23]

@SydneyStar0412 HE'S 40!??!?! LAST YEAR?!?!

[wickedchik96]

@SydneyStar0412 actually he's 39 ;)

[demonbuttercupp]

@SydneyStar0412 age is just a number :)

[sharktaleification]

@SydneyStar0412

it SOOOOO doesn't matter,he is hot,age diffrence shouldn't count,when you are this rich,this cute,and this funny!

[xoJennaloverxo]

LOL

[BraveBloomKairi]

omg xD LOL

I so wanna download link!!

[mia5214]

hes so hot

[xoJennaloverxo]

not bad;)xD

[smolderinggoldeyes]

Hahahahaha lmfao