Ask A Pro Skater: Ryan Smith

[adrozemog]

"pigment of your fragmentation?" You mean figment of your imagination.

[runemaga12]

1:38

[runemaga12]

"Hey Ryan, how many times a day do you masturbate?" She would ask that question.. look at her.

[robertsrashad]

7 times a day, huh.. my record is just 4.

[YuvalYS]

is he high?

[boredasshit22]

What in the fuck did i just hear?

[xXxRafaelGuzmanxXx]

im never going to shake his hand after this video xP

[uno1industries]

Mines 8!

[ImZacYall]

So I got ehse shoes that say Ryan smith on it, but didn't know who it was, s it's you! Good 2know.

[kid123454]

1:41 that whole question

[LeviSkates44]

haha fuck yea acid man

[SuperSwagger55]

Man I thought Ryan Smith was normal but now that I've seen this he's kinda of wierd. Still one of Canada's best skateboarders but wierd.

[TheAsh2k10]

my name is ryansmith

[Battle604Axe]

ryan is such a funny guy man such a beauty, RED FUCKING DRAGONS!!

[yomom1324]

whats a sliver

[4jai2brons0n]

@yomom1324  I think a sliver of wood

[the916skater]

i think i met hiz dad

[adrianeaglrck]

13 once

[PatrickRoySalute]

@adrianeaglrck damn man your dick must of fallen off

[PurpleSizzurupSipper]

Hes fuckin stoned



[JayGoondoh]

My record's seven.

[CAM3RONXD]

ahahah i love the way the old guy talks

[MmAaLlIi]

LOL!!!

[JStevens95]

what is a sliver??

[sigalig]

i have no idea what hes talking about in the first answer. so confusing

[saexATnex]

whoa ryan smith looks cracked out compared to awhile ago when the first dc video came out

[MiKeDoNaDiZZle]

@saexATnex seriously what the fuck happened to him, hes a fuckin creep in this video

[falleinloveshoes7]

@MiKeDoNaDiZZle He got in a motorcycle accedient.

[vegeda1]

@falleinloveshoes7 

[Mufej]

hahahaha 0:46

[TheVerticious]

He looks like Tobey Maguire haha

[nawabmevans]

ha my record is 10!...

i had ALOT of free time

[fablecompulsive]

1:05 made me shit my pants lol

[blazdsktr1]

it looks like he's on some sort of trip

[dionstrezlecki]

hahahah

[higzyguitarist]

least hes honest! :)

[drawingmaster]

Im laughing so hard

[yojoe71]

This the most funniest vid on YouTube

[ArionHasAYoutoob]

lmfao, 3 times a day cause i live alone, but my record is 7.

this made me laugh.

[tjsk813]

his face at 1:09 makes him look demented

[davidiscoolerthanu69]

haha my records eight bitch

[seavseabsean]

this motherfucker:]

[ObSoLeTTTe]

This guy is hella chill.

I have always had respect for him

[Levi666898]

he looks hie

[tamereing]

hey ryan kan i see your red dragon tatto!!

lol nice and funny skater ever

[acebrawler73]

have you see did you touch it can you feel it is it real or is it just an imaginary pigment of your fragmentaion. lolololol

[12eebok]

My record is three consecutive masturbations, one after the other in a time frame of 40 minutes.

[davidiscoolerthanu69]

your a bitch

[12eebok]

Fuck your mother

[turwaloo]

fag

[12eebok]

Your not fooling anybody asshole, we all know your the biggest cock munching cum guzzling semen demon on the fucking internets, right now you're probably beating off to the Jonas brothers as your significant male other ejaculates into your ear in an explosion of hot man love. Oh and fuck your mother.

[turwaloo]

lol i bet thats what you do since you know so much about it

[12eebok]

You're right, I'm guilty. I am, in fact, fucking your mother as we speak, bitch sure puts out.

[yankeeass99]

this is the funniest skater i ever seen lol

[curtisthompson34]

never jimmy carlin

[eli4213]

this is kinda creepy

[momoesuanene]

erm...ok?

[WhytyProd]

looks like CM Punk

[coolcris101]

nah cuz cm punks a faggot

[leafedaduffa]

you sniff it and it smells like diesel

[shutthehellup6666]

that's gross

[indestructable987]

he looks creepy

[sk8tosk84]

an imaginary pigment of your fragmintation hes so high but he is a beasty ass fuckin skater

[harunDMC]

where the fuck is part 1

[jonah57]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[JRADproductions1]

o wow

[tisto12]

ryan is so high!

[Camdor5]

My record is 13!

[treflip3601]

damn thats a lot

[DieselxBod]

your background explains

[squeekyskater]

@Camdor5 that is impressive, you have a gift. my record is only six. your a bigger man than i am.

[jhaundi]

lol who's that old guy? he's so fucked

[arrowsk8rman20]

im guessing he likes to jack off lol

[ismaeljart]

how to prooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[xxxGRENADESxxx]

That girl is a perv.

[cutthatcity]

i hope to god he washes his hands after he shits

[moocow346]

ow splinter in your foreskin, aaaaaaaaaaawwawaha god

[ujaycoolio]

1:43 sooo cute

[dtonsi]

hahha grape em

[bitchassfucka]

my frend says that foo looks like CM Punk

[skateHYPE]

1:40 LMFAO !!!

[mysterysk8er555]

1:25 that guy is high

[SU1C1DExS1L3NC3]

1:25 is that guy high?!

[bitchassfucka]

he wacked and with the splinter

wtf is that!

[Jaymansharma]

He came out of the same town I live in, which doesnt sound impressive, but my town is really small hahahaha no one knows about it really lol.

[6ninjas9]

haha he seems like a very weird person even though he's full on baked :p

[skatekickflip123]

LOL! he was so baked when he did this i bet you

[vj102693]

dats a crazy dude lol

[prentice7777]

lmao wtf

[thomasvermeersch]

he is BAKED

[EpiclyFunny]

lol hes from kelowna

Ogopogo is real!

[MuziczMyThing]

haha I just got his mystery deck today. It says Kelowna on it and there's rattle snakes and the Okanagan Lake Bridge. And A mountain goat...

[lavacape]

wow.. hes fuckin baked lol

[moocow346]

splinter in foreslin, ooooooooooooow

[dvhufucvhivhxf]

It smells like shit back here LMAO

[nawabmevans]

HAHAHAHAHA 7?

My Records 10....

I Get Bored.

But That Canadian Is A BEAST

[PurpleSkilll]

Looks likes the guy who played spider man

[slitherman69]

he is so high is this video

[hiphoptube14]

dam 7 times a day...my record is only 3 lol.......its hurts after u do it too much....lol..ryan smith is such a beast.

[FALLENareSEXY]

lol

[GagaMan214]

that is one horny bastard

[locoshreder]

lol

[davekinney]

he almost looks like lizard king wusup with dat haha

[RwCConway]

i beat his record

[GagaMan214]

XD lmao dude

[bluegrapeman]

@RwCConway haha

[beaner24000]

the ogopogo guy was fuckin crazy

[gottalovemycokeee]

lmao, grape him

[patrickj25]

ryan smith?!

WTF is ogopogo?

[dionstrezlecki]

ahahahahahah

[deadsk8ur]

omg the pro sk8ers r getting random questions and answers

[Headbanga03]

"i was tracing girls in a magazine and making them like naked women and i didnt pull it out and i started jerkin off and the sliver almost pierced my foreskin."

WTF bahaahaahhahaha

[OmegaKilla100]

"unless im gonna beat off then i need a clean hand" rofl!!!!

[Hockey360BC]

that was funny

[CodyandVolpi]

fuck

[pistol1994]

lol the kid all like how do i beat up my brother Ryan said squeeze is testicle HAHAH pop up like a grape

[250mxrider]

my record is 7 too

[zitlover]

For the record:

I'm Jewish, I made this video, and I'm friends with Ryan. He always kids me about being Jewish so I think the "Jew bastard" comment is being taken out of context. I debated on leaving it in the interview, but thought the response was funny so I left it in. Sorry if it offended anyone.

[EmericaMen]

that was just funny,anyway,you should always expect that when watching a Ryan Smith video

[essa8abbas]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[daynee3]

i dont get a slive is any1 explain to me

Ryan smith the shit

[snoopluke54]

he said sliver

[daynee3]

yes i know just a typo but wats a sliver

[snoopluke54]

its a little peice of wood that gets into your skin, like if your hauling lumber withought gloves, u could get a sliver, havent u ever gotten 1?

[daynee3]

oh ok yeah i know now thx ok yeah but i awlays thout it was a splinter

[snoopluke54]

yea, just another word for it

[alltheworldsadream]

this dude is hilarious hahaha

[jumpinpizza]

1:09 hahaha

[grinchybanana]

sure he is

[fluffdude100]

my record is 4 haha no joke

[grinchybanana]

great anther anti semite! You should make out with hitler's corpse. I actually fill dumber after watching that. What a fool. But I bet he "doesn't care."

[willowsskate]

He's NOT Anti Semtic.

[grinchybanana]

sure he is

[willowsskate]

how?ANYWAY! merry christmas man.

[beshanin]

he talks to much about jerking off lol

[nawabmevans]

dude he doenst fuckin care

thats how every1 should be

not talking openly about beating off

but just not givin a fuck wat people think

[Nirvana4me007]

he was probably baked out of his mind

[WhiteMinority916]

lol did he say "jew bastard" damn anti semite

[komton]

Anti semite? Give me fucking break!

[Boardtrends]

3 times a day but my record is seven

[GarytheGhost]

this kid i know who was only in 5th grade at the time said he did it 9 times in one day

[BAKERHOUSE]

he was probly on ice

[GarytheGhost]

its really possible

[aaronreina]

"this is just the beginning motherfucker, I'll fuckin kill your ass..." LMAO

[yatt555]

he came to whitehall in philly before him and the whole dc team (shit was sick)

[komton]

Damn foo thats sucks. You got a sliver in your finger, you beat off, then you got a sliver in your dick! Damn!

[cuff86]

haha you know its diesel

[girlrange]

jessesb60 ur the fucken retard he said hand u fucken dumbarse

[Confusion626]

dude i live in okanagan, i live in vernon, and the coolest thing was that he came to one of our skateparks, it was sweet

[RTR9]

have u seen it did u feel it can u touch it or is it just an imagnary pigment of ur fragmentation ahahahahahha

[Skate1aw]

stick his toothbrush in your ass and make a picture and show in school and then say this is the beginning mther fcker i kil you waahahahahahaha

[fitbikeco339]

that was pretty stupid...ya think slivers in your hand would hurt ? id say so

[Vantzyourule]

LMFAO!

[skateraloter]

aaaaaa???? does my hand count???

[jesseSB60]

he said 'does my aunt count' you retard.

[skateraloter]

think about it, if it was his aunt, that is obviously a relitive so why would he ask if it counted? he said hand.. listen closer next time

[jesseSB60]

oh.

[purplepod69]

he says does my hand count you r wrong "retard"

[killz7912]

i thought he said my hand

[buttybabyliseuse]

he did

[Parkskiing]

he says does my hand count you stupid fuck!

[komton]

Ur an r tard.

[sailboatsandwine]

"Ur" and "r tard". Wow, just wow.

[komton]

What the fuck r u talking about?

[FallenSk8eR1337]

lol

[toohornyforyou2]

shit that was funny!

ryan smith is the shit!

[fitbikeco339]

HAHAHA

[col50]

lol ryan smith is halarious

[riskariska123]

this dude is fucking funny

my hero

[MAZ1N00]

"imaginary pigment of your fragmentation"

[LakaiSkater198]

what a fucking rapist