Team America - dicks, pussies and assholes

[bigdsears]

I wish matt and trey would do a part 2... check out Gary, he brought the hammer.. lol

[permexOQ]

lmao, where do Trey & Matt come up with this stuff?

[falcon4272]

This needs be be back in 3D

[strawkiller18]

That's so true

[nododon]

Libertarians are 'dicks', Democrats are 'pussies', and Republicans (the Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich kind) are ASSHOLES.

Ron Paul 2012!

[airmanmatthew]

OK OK KEEP PRESSING 4 7 9 in that order hilarious

[airmanmatthew]

KEEP PRESSING 7



[andre101a]

Genius...

[zirconviper]

To put this in the Ninja Turtles' perspective, the Turtles are dicks, the Foot Clan are pussies, and Shredder is an asshole.

[McMeevin]

Why did you have to cut it off at drunk lowlife?

[erichizz09]

funniest scene in the intire movie

[9ner]

christ this scene was so fucking funny

[StarAdder92]

I'm a dick.

[VashWolfwood1]

This is absolutely true! Too bad you can't fit it in a bit of a cleaner metaphor so everyone can understand it, instead of the uptights saying "oh, it's so perverse, I'm not going to listen to it!"

[cowdust51]

America...FUCK YEAH!

[636roadrunner]

I promise to give this speech to my children when I grow up. They need to know the types of people they will encounter in the world.....

[Camberwell86]

Tha Playah has turned this speech into a gabba tune, it's sick, check it out

/watch?v=MXKxeO0mcT0

[Whysoseriousdude1]

@playrize lol i know lacking some grammar in those parts... but its the internet

[metaZen]

you should have ended on "covered in shit"

[DarkTakoshi]

That bum is a drunk Mr. Garrison!

[kaosjm]

"chuck" hahhaha

[Rahman413]

you get your dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

XD

[pilskesss]

i want to be a dick i think

[cpdude2]

The scariest part about this is the fact that it... made a lot of sense...

[MK1GTR]

real talk... not jus america or street or woteva... dis verse apply's to everyone everywhere...par

[Zentrix97]

i cant really keep up with what hes saying but it sounds damn genius!

[Mazmorrero2]

Most inspiring speech ever.

[NickSayle]

dicks, pussies assholes and americans

[Patman494]

Hello Mr. Garrison

[Dupeo42]

He forgot to mention that sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes.  Because pussies are just an inch and a half away from assholes.

[JstNEarthling]

Thanks .shit you put a smile on my face..........or a damn good laugh in my gut for the week....

[tu9085]

LOL!!! then ya got yer assholes chuck.

[Freethinker12341]

liberals = pussies

conservatives = dicks

Assholes = Kim Jong Il, Al Qaeda, The Taliban, Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Mao, Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, Mussolini

If dicks fuck assholes....do the math

[ChaosSamusX]

@Freethinker12341

Broadly speaking, although dicks are mainly the hawk lobby and pussies are the dove lobby. To illustrate this point, many dicks - liberal and conservative alike - are now proudly fucking an asshole (Gaddafi) as we speak!

[Freethinker12341]

@ChaosSamusX this is true

[nolycaboly]

@Freethinker12341 ur fucking stupid

[shad0wMata]

the bartender has a sweet 'stash, chuck.

[Gethe94]

You'd get your dick, And your pussies all covered in sheeeEEt!

[dac314]

but Dicks also fuck Assholes, Chuck.

[34ytrhtrghrf]

YOU GET YOUR DICK AND YOUR PUSSY ALL COVERD IN SHIT!

[vlillebo]

The worst thing is that its TRUE!!!!

[kasperlives]

i'm still waiting for part 2

[Killstuffyeah]

The throwup scene right after this part is pure comedy gold, was laughin so hard my sides hurt.

[QcCuber4]

I'm amazed how some people simply can't make a difference between America and this video. It's humor. Get the fuck over it, what does america have to do with it? Sure the movie depicts the tale of a bunch of retarded american super heros, so what? South park makes fun of canadians and you don't see me getting all mad and shit...? And you fkin american haters can stfu and gtfo of youtube if you don't like it, no one like's your shity opinion anyway.

[playaninja1]

@QcCuber4 They're all assholes, Chuck.

[wackytracky]

This guy makes me miss George Carlin.

[Rymeth]

6 people are assholes. :)

[MrTaximan1234]

stay in ure own shithole of country and leave afganistan and iraq .

[073730590]

LOL KIDDING AMERICAS FULL OF FAT DUMBASSES YOU FUCKING OBESE FUCKS I HATE ALL OF YOU NIGGERS

[073730590]

AMERICA - FUCK YEAH

[bbhaver]

Dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.

[MrTaximan1234]

typical american crap.

[wiseGUY1288]

@MrTaximan1234  save mee haha

[killercherrycola]

it makes me giggle ^_^

[TheBaronvonbadass]

cant wait til im old as hell, i wanna be just like that guy

[SMZMM]

chuck :)

[crackcocaineisgood]

YUD GET UR DICK AND UR PUSSY ALL COVERED IN SHIT!!!!!!

[SuperBisky]

@crackcocaineisgood (throws up)

[footswitchengage]

greatest speech ever!!

[nododon]

Dicks (Republicans), Pussies (Democrats) and ASSHOLES (David Rockefeller)

[tfdfighter]

Hey everyone, I am tfdfighter and I am a dick.

[marinecorp179]

@tfdfighter hey well I'm an asshole

[XBassxRockerX]

And it's actually true, when you think about it

[Szaam]

As well as being hilarious, it's surprisingly profound XD

[bbhaver]

I need to think this through.

[KOBEFAN833]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIS FUNNY AS SHIT

[CaptainWin123]

much wisdom in this speech....lol

[JingleHimerSmitt]

THAT IS FUCKED UP

[firechic514]

My theory of life. RP...PLEASE WATCH THIS

[Szaam]

I was in stitches the first time I saw this.

It's so ridiculous, but actually quite profound, lol.

[ConnectionLost71]

I love it.

[GangstaPotato]

HAHHAH

[112889spookey]

THIS IS SOME CRAZY SHYT ...LMAO

[madhippy3]

Greatest philosophy on life Ive ever heard

[ghostman658]

"Dicks also fuck assholes Chuck & If they didn't fuck the assholes you'd get your Dick & Pussy all covered in SHIT!!!"  LMFAO

[croatinho]

All covered in shiet..hahahah....get out of here you drunk lowlife lool...

[derpenstein]

I have achieved zen.

[Nix91]

Hahaha! So vulgar yet so wise.

[greentinkle]

omg this is the funniest part of the movie!

[ROCAfellaFW]

LOLOL Chuck. It makes it for me when he throws up at the end

[TheCaptainLulz]

THE WISEST WORDS EVER UTTERED!

[TimTehPilot]

Yes, but probably the smartest as well

[Habana7975]

You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in SHIT! lmao

[Madgob]

cuz.. pussies get fucked by dicks. :D

[magivideo]

you would get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.. lol.

[Danigfgsp12345]

why does he call him Chuck? Lol

[madhattery341]

@Danigfgsp12345 cuz he's a drunk! lol

[DylanTownesDrake]

#3 Al Pacino Scent of a Woman speech...#2 Jack Nicholson A Few Good Men speech...#1 The drunkard in the bar in Team America. Such great advice and words to live by.

[leonhart829]

LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN CHUCK

[anon483]

no u

[miketheimer]

dicks also fuck assholes, chuck!

[MsBluemiles]

every girl needs a movie to make her feel better... this is mine..especially this advice

[ragnarock86]

Okay, PUSSY!

[MsBluemiles]

exactly..dickwad!!

[MrJakeDaMan]

Best advice ever given lol

[BlazinSaddleMan]

get out of here you drunk low life... haha

[Nachtmusik02]

This is my all time favorite quote. It cracks me up all the time whenever I hear it!

[spikester145]

lol the bartender looks like ringo star

[BLAKEROXURSOX]

0:36 - 0:40 makes me laugh so hard lol

[steol460]

that clip never gets old.best speech ever !

[utubesucks1ass]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[paulyski]

So true, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

You too you little pussy... ;)

[dj7321]

best motivational speech ever! haha

[TheLesterice]

you suk kut noob

[laccpacc]

class!!

[Xxacp45THxX]

XD XD XD

[cartman69311]

calm down there chuck

[fingustis]

Lol fucking good shit!

[JOSHJAQUES12]

quality statement

[shtoksy]

axAHXHAaxhaxhahxhxaaa

[integgy95]

Instant Favorite.

[Commando61]

XDXDXDXDXD

[Elriath]

I bought this movie just for this scene! :D

[AbacusAce]

Im a dick. Anyone else a dick around here?

[phipps313]

MATT DAMON

[JaneSmith88888]

who was doing the voice?

[labrabear]

trey

[Jeewhiz81]

HAHAA

[BeyondLame]

GOTTA CALM DOWN THERRR CHUCK

[Sepulturaarise1]

Politics explained in the simplest terms possible. America, Fuck yeah!

[hayabusakun]

Not just politics, but pretty much every aspect in life is explained here.

[playaninja1]

@Sepulturaarise1 You got that right, Chuck!

[PeterNWolf]

this've got to be my favorite movie quote.

[Zoza15]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

[TheMuggle68plus1]

0:28 his voice cracks

[Krilster]

I think that was the point.

[ralphhersheljunior]

lmao

[commedykid]

the funniest analogy i have ever heard

[xSolarDeityx]

awesomeness!!!

[mrmilkmanx]

omgawesome