Creatively racist Dad - Dana Gould

[AALASKAA907]

OMFG ITS GEX!!!

[ShookOnesTO]

Whats with all this arguing about racism? We all breathe the same air and we all bleed the same blood. Grow up and focus on whats really important in life.

[RandomTask3000]

Gex.

[trlkly]

I'm the exactly 100,000th viewer. I mean, it says right there that there have been 100,000 views. Awesome!

[bindinglines]

I was once considered a racist for telling the truth. It wasn't what I said, but how I said it. Not only that, but my words were selectively jumbled to invent a bad situation. Then here comes the hate (counter hate) scene. Fuck it.

[micljnes]

Diphwhatever your name is, only a fool would assume that 'all' pink skinned people are racist, and because you make that statement it does not mean that you are not racist, I would love to hook all pink skinned people up to a polygraph machine, and I think that would give a truer indication as to how infested the world truly is by racist scum bags. It would be interesting to see how many would take the test, as if you guilty of nothing then what is there to worry about :-)

[tenebraesum]

condom full of walnuts :) hee hee hee.

[fenderian]

I'm from Burma (though not ethnically Burmese), and I guess most people don't know where it is since not many laughed when he said, "Those freaking Burmese."

I laughed at the fact that no one laughed.

[zainwolf]

We could just lighten the fuck up and laugh at the ridiculous picture Dana paints of an Irish immigrant. Oddly enough, Irish people are white, so he's not being racist making jokes about someone else being racist, just because that someone happened to be Irish and white. Ignorant assholes come in every colour and we can laugh at all of them for their ignorance and asshole-ness, not their colour, unless they're purple or green or duck egg blue. That would be pretty funny.

[Wisprsinthedrk]

@zainwolf Hey, lay off the blue people. Alright?

[maryray10]

So funny :)

[lovelesslolitapro]

im from belguim

[DONDIVA1969]

Boston is the most racist place in America including Mississippi and Alabama. Don't even have a Black radio station.

[micljnes]

@DONDIVA1969 Agree, it seems the only way you can earn a living in Boston is to be a sports star on the Celtic or the Red Sox.

[ShiftyMcBeatle]

teehee

[basspfosten]

"I'm still built like a condom full of walnuts" - Most creative body type description ever!

[iammejez]

check your facts, hatred of belgians has been around since monty python

[muiebozgorilor]

belgians are white catholic guys... or catholic white guys... so why is his dad hating on them ???

altough they're basically a quarter french...

[pierke1977]

@muiebozgorilor as a belgian i can assure you we ain't catholic nor french . Sure a minority goes to church or speaks french but thats like saying all americans are muslim hispanics

[aroldomenezes]

on the video you can see the phrase" filmed nightly updated daily" I mean who the hell cares ? oh big differ someone while he's watching the video says " well that's new!!! , and start to make questions , why?? how come ??? I mean that completely changed my opinion about the video , because if it was updated during night time that would it change my life. I'm sorry I'm crazy... stupid comment... geezzzz

[Ballyhook]

Thats a eye opener. Im irish. I kinda go on like that hahahahaha

[JamesBond2777]

"Seinfeld's van? Seinfeld's van?

[Kelpine]

I was trying to get in touch with Dana to ask about meeting him on a pilot. Reason I stopped here is the reference to his Dad. He said with the camo cap & jacket I had on; that I looked like his Dad? He had a photographer come from behind a curtain, he slid up next to me & had a photo taken? I have no clue why the photo? I'd like to know what the photo is being used for? After watching this routine, Not sure whether to take your comment on the resemblance of your Dad as a compliment or a ?

[RaspyWolf]

@Kelpine He probably sent it to his dad, to mess with him, "Hey dad, remember when we were here?" That's what I'd do if I met someone who looked just like my dad. "Hey dad remember that time we went to the strip club together."

[AnimeChic127]

As Avenue Q teaches in song form....

EVERYONE'S A BIT RACIST :D

[tJustSoup]

@AnimeChic127 AQ is funny lol

[beavertaco]

fuckin belgins scum of the earth, i dont even like wafles

[BlakeGoodwell]

@beavertaco obviously your hatred comes from you're lack of intelligence since you didnt even spell waffles nor belgians right

[beavertaco]

@BlakeGoodwell fuck off you justin beiber loving fag, obviously your coment comes from your lack of intelligence since you have never heard of the word sarcasm

[BlakeGoodwell]

@beavertaco first of all 3 people own this account. 2 guys and 1 girl which explains the bieber thing. secondly sarcasm is shown by the tone of a persons voice which ofc as you should know cannot be heard through text

[the26thhour]

Cure for Racism

Don't believe the hype

[INGLEWOODambassador]

haha there goes the Belgians again

[888Kharami]

i am giving you a thumb up for being gross...it was the walnuts

[mondoshrimpo]

titty bars and ventriliquism LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[peyoteugly]

jesus christ this dude is funny

[djangledoobledangus]

Saw his clip on Letterman his impersonations were on point. This was a little lackluster, but have seen way more awful people choke and die on stage though. He's ok.

[thelivingsped]

lmao condom full of walnuts

[dawnbeforedead]

I'm belgian ^^ he made me laugh xd

[MrGnaes]

just awful...

[comedydiva1]

I was at this actual show! Frint row..my favorite comic ever!!!

[chrisptoast]

did you recognize your laugh?

[LockeTF2]

sounds like he should be selling stuff on tv

[Aloverssoulz]

Why is his voice so broken?.

[wovokanarchy]

ahh maybe he speaks for a living?

[NWeagle888]

Didn't this guy play one of the wannabe heroes in Mystery Men? (From the tryouts scene.) I think his name was Squeegee Man or something.

[mackat4ck]

"They prevented him from getting all those things in life he never went after!" that's so true about racism.

[MrGrevy]

@mackat4ck Certainly true of the black negro racists.

[micljnes]

@MrGrevy Racists are just that, racists irrespective of their rhetoric.

[maryray10]

@mackat4ck so true

[scorptatious]

This is the voice actor for Gex :D

[QuesoGr7]

"I feel like I'm trapped in Boy George's pants!" xD

I love that line from the game.

[TooFarTV]

search "Danny Mendlow Racism" for some great stand up comedy on racism

[309204386]

a condom full of walnuts LMFAO

[wizzardssleeve]

It'd be a lot funnier if he'd written it himself. Sadly it's wholesale stolen from Clive James who wrote descrbiing Arnold Schwarzenegger. About whom it makes a lot more sense.

[MissKriekentaart]

I'm from Belgium :'( Aah wel!

[rammsteinfreak4]

you're blaming modern germans for what the nazis did?

you're a cunt

[fredsk8x]

@rammsteinfreak4 its comedy Retard.

[Tommyboiuk1992]

lol

[Kuberl]

Grow up.

[datdude1988]

There we go.

[datdude1988]

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

I came to a Youtube video about racism and saw no racist comments. So how can this video not have any but a Hannah Montana video has a whole debate? Hell has officially frozen over. Lol

[ucstudent21]

You're SO right!

[xmen5k]

He has good delivery, maybe he could work on the jokes a little bit... But not bad, I see potential there... Time to exploit it.

[timninerell]

do you even know who dana gould is!?

[Casperthedopestghost]

wow that wasnt funny at all

[LaDracul]

My dad is kinda like that...only not that racist.

I never did hear him badmouth the Belgians, though...

[CoctoRy]

I am a belgian O.o

[jayrperiod]

lol a stripper/ventriloquist that'd be funny.

[1000Demons]

Titty bars? Sounds good to me!

[rlw37]

watch the aussie movie "hercules returns" for better condom full of walnuts joke

[vanveldhuizen]

fuking belgiums

[CoctoRy]

HEY!!

[doublesixther12]

lololol

[Lau42]

The title of this video is very funny, and promised great things...

...

[DanceWhore88]

LOL!!! That's funny as hell

[Haggin]

Hey, i have a condom full of walnuts, and i dont see how that could be negative.

Haha i made a funfun!

[SocietysNitemare]

titty bars & ventriloquism? i almost fell out my seat after that. what kinda combination is that?!?!

[CoreAndGore]

Seriously, you shouldn't be offended by this even if you are black.

[bunuptoast]

Im black and I rely didnt take this offensively at all its kindof funny not rely

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

Racist is the belief that one race is superior to another. You don't have to be white to be racist.

[blakebixler]

A) its Racism not Racist

B) Every race can be discriminated against

[SpankRamen]

And every race can discriminate, too. I agree with EarthlyMaidedLita. You don't have to be White to be racist. Isn't it racist to assume that every White person is?

Ooooooh, made y'all think.

[shaolinmo]

Good point, but according to earthlymaidedlita's definition, believing that every white person is racist isn't being racist, it's being ignorant.

[funnywagon]

Assuming being white has anything to do with being racist is racist.

Also, assuming every minority make this assumption is also racist.

This thing can go on & on. Let's just agree to be better than those before us.

[kenfo0]

@funnywagon "Let's just agree to be better than those before us.". I wish that were the case, but it's not. Racism, like many problems of the past, are alive and well. They are simply hidden under the veneer of false civility and cowardice. I am not in any way saying racism is good, just that people are afraid to act on it. It is best that people don't act on it, but would be proper and best if they didn't have that hatred. As times get tougher, you'll see more of it spilling out, sadly.

[blahmeblahblahblah]

@kenfo0 No real disagreement there. But maybe you just mistook what I meant, that we should at least try to be better than those before us. Whether we achieve this or not is less relevant than at least making the effort.

[micljnes]

@funnywagon Racism has much to do with being white, and I find it irritating when white people try to defend racism by saying that black people are racist also, racism is more than just using derogatory names for minorities, it's a far mor subtle and sinister evil that denies people equality, justice fairness, employment, access to power, and no doubt you will try to assert that we are not as smart as whites or that we are lazy, and all that other racist stereotyping. You are right that this >>

[djphilmore]

@micljnes i don't know any black people. but im not rascist.

[Axmedkoole]

@djphilmore, where in the world do you live?.

[djphilmore]

@Axmedkoole california baby. if i said i knew black people someone would call me rascist.. obviously iknow people from every ethnicity. i dont have any black best friends. but that punk up there seems to think just because someone is whit it makes em rascist, i figured if i said i knew black people he would call me rascist which is what he's saying. fuckin ay. wy cant we just be friends.

[Axmedkoole]

@djphilmore, Don't believe nor take what others say or tell you. We are all individuals in our own ways, regardless of our races. Not all white people are the same, and not all black people are the same. I am black from California as well, and I would be fool to think that all white people are racists. We live in a country that it is possible that a black person will tell you he is not full black, or a light skinned person to tell you he/she is not full hispanic or white. We embrace diversity.

[micljnes]

@funnywagon Evil will persist because much that has been plundered by caucasians throughout history, they will kill to keep and protect, when you look at the root of the wealth of the western world, the vast majority of it has derived from plundering, and the absolute fact is in that it is still being enacted now, and I could cite countless examples. Imagine me coming into your house and stealing your possessions and raping your woman and then having the cheek to say it's your fault...

[djphilmore]

@micljnes a black man raped a girl i knew recently. soo in a 1000 years it should be ok for my future family to kill yours because thats what you did to us in this time. thats exactly what your saying right? the ratio of black on white hate to white on black hate crimes is 3to 1. so in a 1000 years its perfectly justifiable to kill/arrest/punish all black people because your gangs raped, pilladged an plundered our cities.gangs even say those exact words. your just another rascist. grow up.

[gregmaster202]

@djphilmore oh and what u said isnt racist?

[djphilmore]

@gregmaster202 correct. go back and read it again dumbass.

[djphilmore]

@gregmaster202 im also asking you a question. its justafiable right? because your saying the exact same thing. white people should be punished for past crimes right? so if thats the right thing to do, then in another century it should be ok to punish black people for gangs and shootings and rapes. oh wait, your not the person who i was replying to. look at micjines comment above me. he says white people need to be punished for crimes commited by vikings.. plz tell me you see the wrong in that

[micljnes]

@djphilmore Do you know what ? Racists will forever try to turn their apparent hatred on it's head, my people have had to endure the evil you speak of for longer than I care to educate you about, their are evil people of 'all' denominations, however that does not make them racist. Additionally, I am mythed as to where you acquired that statistic, and I think what stirs hatred in many black people is the perpetuation of inequality, injustice delivered by pink skinned people.

[djphilmore]

@micljnes stop tryin to act smart. "your people..." i can show you history dating back to the isrealites every single ethnicity/race has undergone a pretty equel amount of persecution. why are you wetting your pants over history that doesnt effect you except in your twisted mind? this is the 21st century bro. leave that barbaric mindset in the past where it should stay. whatever happened to bob marleys message? oh yah.. people like you come and fuck it all up

[Nukethelotofthem1]

@micljnes In a recent visit to Zimbabwe I asked a gas station attendant who was old enough to have lived under white rule if he preferred life under Mugabe or Ian Smith. He replied he longed for the old days when there was security, jobs, enough to eat, health care, an honest police force and justice. He said that under Robert Mugabe all that has gone and he now lives in constant fear.

[micljnes]

@Nukethelotofthem1 What I would assert is think of the countless brown skin who were murdered or who's female sibblings were raped by many of these animals who hid behind the evil that aphartied was. Additionally if one wants a true representation of public opinion, ask those who have had to endure, social oppression, inequality, injustice, and economic deprivation. There is no security without freedom, and you appear to be putting forward an arguement which overtly condoned a racist state.

[Nukethelotofthem1]

@micljnes I agree especially about apartheid in South Africa but most of Africa had to endure the evil of colonial rule. Sadly many of the African dictators who took over from the colonials proved to be just as corrupt and evil as the Whites. Emperor Boccassa, Idi Amin and Robert Mugabe being classic examples. I do not argue in favor of a racist state I just think it is sad that when White rule ended social oppression, inequality, injustice and economic deprivation did not end as well.

[djphilmore]

@micljnes your seriously holding a grudge from shit that happened 100's to 1000's of years ago? wow bro thats pathetic. grow up.

[bones6655321]

lern two spel

[CoctoRy]

not if i am not even english speaking :3

[hairlongguy]

if your belgium your white to, Most of the world is, so yeah, a larger percent would be racist, but people with darker skin arnt immediately saints when it comes to racism. also, leopold was a dick

[jalbahot]

Most of the world isn't white, most of the world is Asian. Your a fucking moron. Whites make up around 6-8% of the world. The Han Chinese make up 19.83% alone.

[c2cSquared]

White people are NOT the most racist people in the world... we may joke about it more openly then others... but we are certainly not the most racist.. I'v heared worse things come from Asians and Germans about people... All in all... we are all racist lol

[jalbahot]

I never said white people are racist. I'm white myslef. I was responding to hairlongguy because he said most of the world is white.

[pgcr90]

Germans are white? What do you think Nazis was?

[jalbahot]

Yes, Germans are white.

[solsoi]

most germans are white ;)

[QuamCelerrime]

you're*

...moron

[HaylinMusa]

Agreed.

[1988SurajB]

pfft, fuck that, i'm indian, we're the most racist group going. our racism is so much more racist than your racism, it pretty much disqualifies yours just for being so weak.

[ricardjorg]

lol

[naiveaddictionz]

well isn't that just GRAND.

[tomjohnwilliams]

3rd generation irish imigrant? not an irish imigrant then.

[halifaxshayman27]

yeah, '3rd generation irish'?? apparently his great grandad is not irish??

[iloveshoesdoyou]

Sick of racist comedy!!!

[BluntedMF]

thats whats funny. the guy doesnt even know who the belgiuns are, he just said it cause he heard the name on the news

[MaesterGackt]

OMG!!! What did the belgians (me) do wrong?

[NewAgeRed]

nothing. thats the joke, his dad in the joke was racist for no reason.

[jomomo]

i believe that was sarcasm.

[melton100]

This dude is lame as hell

[Bable78]

this isn't that good....but he does write "the Simpsons" so he must be pretty good...he has been a writer for the show for like 15 years!

[cacarach]

S my D

[VerbotenDingleberry]

LoL, "Titty bars and ventriloquism". Well, that's *something*...

[nicguyedwards]

If he's so funny, why does he need a laughter track?

Poor stuff.

[veltpak6]

cause hes white and drunk. him being on stage at a comedy fest has NOTHING to do with him ranting. he still thinks hes at home in the living room

[FingerCymbals]

japanese own the market on anything that plugs into the wall and lights up. classic.

[oldmancrosby]

Condom full of walnuts... Nice. This guy has other good stuff.

[buttonginger01]

That's a quote from Clive James describing Arnold Schwarzenegger

[intternet]

racist that last word was hatful to black pplz.... LOL

[bbonn]

too funny!

[ALABELdotNET]

Damn dat's funny

[Alphameega]

ALABELdotNEY: Hicks, Angry/FUNNY :)

[kaliatech]

What's he got against Ventriloquists? Freakin racist.

[ntwinters81]

Dana is a pretty clever fella...

[danafalana]

yeah, this is a good one.

[chairlegchairleg]

it made me smile and that's all i ask

[Alphameega]

crap of the highest order

[ALABELdotNET]

If this is crap, I want more of it!

[Alphameega]

ALABELdoNET, maybe 'crap' was a little too harsh, but heh, what can you do. I'm a Bill Hicks fan!! Hi from the UK of the USA! The 53'rd state.

[drivefasttt]

whats the 52nd state?

[cacarach]

your mom

[blazeplacid]

not sayig the guys not funny but is this just a laugh track?

laughs sound the same in many videos

[jhentros]

even if it was, whats important is did YOU laugh

[PcaKestheaod]

not bad

[z3ekeezzz]

lol...

[MarkDayComedy]

Did you know this is the same Dana Gould who produces the Simpsons? The man is a genius...