CULTURE by Ari Gold

[holladaycubed]

hahaha that was great!!!!

[ccranton1]

HAH! This quack thinks he's ari gold

[1493014930]

It's sick. Too much violence in films and in real life. Take this off !!!

[iiTzDaRkStArr]

Gears of War anyone?

[Devilsfan123]

The Hell? This isn't Ari Gold!

[bringbackundergrads]

The end is epic

[supermanXindisguise]

why is this low rated?

[keganpwns]

i'm looking through the comments and see a bunch of people who don't get it. you'd have to be fucking stupid not to get it. it's about how people will pay money to see a movie with no substance and an overdone plot because it features blood and guns and explosions. basically when you watch this, you've now seen every standard action film ever made.

[keganpwns]

i think the best part was when he was doing the background music of his death, if that's what it's supposed to be anyway.

[GermanFox88]

That's what you see. And if that is what he wanted us to see, he's generalizing the genre "movie" up to a disgusting point, really.

[aznrocker9000]

i was pawing through the comment and everyone is oversimplifying the video

its just a guy acting out a action movie within the rules, and its funny i like it, i agree with chibied though murder isnt funny, but this video is.

im just a guy who likes to laugh and this video did that mission accomplished

[steeg1234321]

Everyone's a critic. This video is about how our culture glorifies senseless violence.

[freshasdida]

don't waste your time overanalysing this bullshit. Its just a guy with too much time on his hands and no budget.

[crashshug]

the director for this movie has a friend that came to teach us how to make decent films and showed us this and steeg is right and it wasn't a waste of time it actually had a point

[OFthePeople]

kewl!

i'm feeling naughty at the moment Zp

[01crazydude]

Awesome vid, especially when you look at the rules! its really entertaining :)

[AVerTVGO]

hhhha

[weaselthedog]

that's really great stuff!

WOW!

And to meet all those conditions had to be tough.

Lord knows, I couldn't get Ari Von Gold to be in any of my films!

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[hastegreg]

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

[DoDGeRys]

CULTURE.

[RefillBill]

rofl copter

[thehasher]

more gunfire

[brentswitt]

hahahahaha...I love action movies...

[BoobTubeTV]

i love it...read the rules people...

[artbyhumandotcom]

Brilliant!

[QuarterProductions]

i totally dig it.

[ABlender]

I´ve done that when I was like 6 years old.

[ChubbyCheckerChannel]

I assume you meant "weak"...?

[wes420swe]

only in america.

[abcgefp]

LOL WTF!?

[johnbonaccorsi]

First rule of joketelling: Save the punchline for last. (The blood bag is visible at least twice before the end.)

[777nyc]

And here I thought you were referring to the "title."

[777nyc]

ps. wtf, that was a reply to johnbonaccorsi, thanks youtube for being all broken and chit.

[beauxanddanherenow]

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[CJHarty]

You're not in entourage!

[hmsproductionco]

ummmmmm........

i think this gave me brain damage....

[KSFALLGUY]

lol orbain, your argument makes no sense, 2 use your logic gun powder was invented because they needed a propelent 2 fire a projectile out of the gun they invented first! another fuck tard that dosent get i can cut up my bycycle to make somthing that i can fire a bullet from 2 kill u, if i had no bullet, that wouldnt happen! n africa a farmer can buy an ak47 4 about 5 dollars, the bullets for that same gun n order to use it as intended are 50 dollars a clip, wich is more important a gun or ammo?

[ItsjustagameNUB]

Priceless :) You just made my day.

'da da da BRHEW BRHEW BRHEW'

[chibiEd]

It was great. Short simple and sweet with a powerful message packed in. Movies nowadays have more blood and gore than before. I understand it can be appealing to some who love action movies but remember that murder is real and that when people are killed, its not funny.

[GreenLanternofEarth6]

the first (and possibly only) intelligent inference comment on this short film I've seen so far =P

[Atoyota]

I'll be Bach! ("terminator")

[1DonoVAN888]

Ur all idiots.

ITs about how ridiculous our culture is for glorify war n violence.

Or all u all just too stupid to get it?

[vampirerauli]

That was amazing

[gringasharon]

men are... a different species than women

[ChristianGS]

quite rubbish

[MARYYAY]

I dont get it

[AmandaRockzxD]

cool ('x

[ken199992]

jesus, mys0ck, most countries don't Have to have all that nasty violence in movies and on tv - they can mostly manage it in real life.

[TehBloggaar]

Ari Gold(stein) changes his name to hide that he's Jewish.

He does it because he wants to you accept his films without thinking about American's forign policy in support of Israel, and the Iraqi was which is a ZIONIST WAR.

[Ricallbur]

Thank you Mr. Anti-semite. Maybe it's because shorter names are more memorable and salable, or just plain easier to sign as an autograph.

[ahosek]

Sure, because someone named Ari Gold would typically be assumed to be a Buddhist. You're an imbecile, TehBloggaar.

[mys0ck]

we're the only culture that have war as entertainment ex. video games and action movies... most countries on the opposing side of the world would most likely think it is wrong

[Ricallbur]

Lots of other countries do it for real as entertainment. Try traveling and stay away from the tourist traps, very educational.

[mys0ck]

the real part of it is not for entertainment... yeah id sugest to stay away from all markets when in a foren area

[lolololidiotlololol]

HaHa nice

[pbarango]

That was...AWSOME xD

[SteelAngelJohn]

I lol'd.

[Blinn91]

am I the only person that thinks this is funny? hell, the category it's under is COMEDY. its making fun of the 'artistic' films that many of you are accusing it to be. thus, Ari Von Gold gets an EPIC WIN.

as a side note, to all you people that say this is a waste of time or this guy has too much time or yadda yadda... YOU ARE ON FUCKING YOUTUBE!!! ARE YOU NOT WASTING TIME?! DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

thank you very much

[MakaveliDaDon777]

lol this is like that one episode of ali g show when Borat was doing this

[Hawks2Cover]

Hey for all of you that "don't get it": Nobody is asking you to.

[uzemakistyle]

hmm....to much time on ur hands?? wel k appreciate the hard work ...yeah i do but it still wont get get 5 stars from me cus it kinda sucks...k it rllly sucks

[nuggets0388]

kids...

dont smoke crack

[AboutNewZealand]

Kia Ora. Thank U :)

[elevenxover]

i think what it's trying to say was that it was lame. boo.

[aliensCI]

great

[Orbain]

Odd I posted those 2 as replys but they posted up top. The lengthy one was in response to KSFALLGUY below, and the first was in response to bearachute.

[Orbain]

I would venture to say that if you were trying very hard to analyze it, you would realize that obnoxiousness is a large part of the meaning.

[stewpeezy72]

oh by the way, you suck

[stewpeezy72]

come check out my SICK POV shooting videos!! Real life carnage!!

[JKT84]

I think some people might be missing the point of this.

(to me) basically it's saying that our culture is becoming nothing more than sensationalized violence and flashy effects in most mainstream forms of art. Basically we are selling ourselves short intellectually in light of cheap thrills and entertainment that requires no thought.

I don't think it should've won first at sundance though.

[cuallito]

Brilliant. What film was meant to be.

[wincashfast]

The best video I've ever seen: /watch?v=jv0-C-KxWZc

[SocaTrain]

ur not ari gold! dee bag

[ricktabs]

thats not ari gold

[GreenBayLA]

That's not Ari Gold. I know, I watch entourage on HBO! ;)

[slipknotfan591]

liberals

[dbdrum]

deep. real deep.

[bucksatan1]

Only the jews. Its not artsy, its subhuman bullshit imitation culture.

[roaz134]

Hmmm . . .

[StumanRH]

this video was obviously rehearsed. How else were they gonna plan the blood splatter?

[bassick55]

well, no shit?

[FreddyThaNightmare]

bwhaha

[unbanane]

lol kinda pointless but i think Estamosno, a couple comments down there, is reading a bit too much into the coincidence that the guy just so happens to be a Jew n just so happens to want to make a movie using imaginary gunshots.

[gabiotta]

Guns don't kill people...

Rappers kill people!

This was infantile shite.

[dropapebble]

Couldn't have put it better, mate. Profound statement? Ha. Obvious, childish...nahhh, of course not, we say that we're crushing the artistic souls who see so much more than us corporate tools (ie everyone not weeping at the excellent deepness of this).

[gabiotta]

Well, quite.

[jon6780]

fail

[EstamosNo]

This is utter nonsense.

How did this make it into Sundance? His last name is Jewish. He is making a liberal political statement.

I am conviced however, that this sophomoric self indulgent drivel is only tolerated because he is a jew. Had anyone else made this it would have been dismissed as idiotic. Maybe that's the key to self expression...Change your last name to a precious metal or jewel or money and make 6th grade, book report quality political statements.

Fuck this moron.

[VictorSobakus]

So true! Complete shait.

[yhshvh10]

H8 much? your name makes you sound like a spic

[mynameisbaconbitz]

u can c the blood pack on his back at 0:35

[mynameisbaconbitz]

hahah it scared me when he started shooting!

[pauldawisp]

Ari Gold = Entourage

[rionostrom]

This might be the lamest thing I've ever wasted my time on.

[xWeaponOfChoicex]

UR NOT THE REAL ARI GOLD.

[MyBoggy]

Best thing ever.

[EmilyTheEel]

Ohmigod, I turned it up as loud as it goes (nvr seen the video b4 Cuz icouln't hear anything, and then he started making gun noisees and it scared the living fucking day-light outta me, THANKZ FOR GIVING ME A DAMN HEARTATTACK!!

[invader545]

Third time watching xDDD

Nice video

[geoffreylalonde]

u got some screening issues pal.

[Zorba92]

one disappointment was seeing the paint package  on his back before he was shot

[Zorba92]

i really do think the was well done. especially since to get the timing of the sound effects completely right was great as well how synchronized it was. i also like the co louring of res blood on clear/white background as well as how the credits were completely simple as the movie it self was. not the most creative clip but infact it had quite a good message and it was executed well

[cherrybomb1493]

hahaha

[zmga1]

ahhhhh, i saw the pack of paint on the guy's back about halfway through. but that was on the second time through and since ur movie was good enough to watch twice: ★★★★★

(thank you, soliciting jackass who used the stars)

[DocumentaryDude]

go back to the fucking ovens who ugly ass white people

[westchesterny]

Stupid! I mean, all Hollywood is immorality, blood, and the people who make it, want it to have that effect. That's the whole point. Ari should wake up. What? Does he think he's making some brilliant critique. Maybe he read Foucault!!!

[Brainstrain91]

I thought it was funny! People don't realize how difficult it is to do things like that in one take. Great sound effects too, loved the slo-mo at the end.

[ian2081]

Interesting, but wan't this a gag on Spaced?

[Ol1Bot]

Guns are glorified be it through music or films, people think its cool but it has real consequences (the blood on the wall)

[KSFALLGUY]

lol guns cant kill, bullets can, think anout what u said! without a bullet a gun is a hammer at best, i can go buy parts at the hardware store, put them together to function as a gun by using EASTLLY obtainable bullets, try and make a 9mm bullet, short of a small machine shop it would take a great deal of skill and know how to make shell casings, so like i said a gun is just a hammer if u have no EASILLY obtainable, wal-mart, k-mart, BULLETS!!!!!!!

[deathlydarkness]

Alright, so just to translate your illiterate block of text, you're saying that a gun isn't the dangerous thing, it's the bullets? Alright, well, without bullets, a gun is less deadly, sure, and you know what else? It fits nicely up your dumb ass. Second thing, you go off about how bullets are easy to obtain, but that has no relevance to your point about how useless guns are without ammunition. Learn to argue a point. -throws bullets at you- OH NO! YOU'RE DEAD! (They have to work together) Idiot

[KSFALLGUY]

my point was people who make ammunition , make 10 times the money the gun manufacturers make, and there product is the deadlly culprit, yet u have bought into the idea that the guns represent violence at mans hand when the truth is hidden until its exposed the bullet! its another n the long line of tail chasing pr that keeps people from seeing ammo is easier to get than a gun, and so stuf fucks like u spout your dribble, while bullets continue to kill not guns! what pearls of bullshit u selln!

[Orbain]

This is like saying that lighters and matches give people lung cancer. Your argument is so incredibly flawed it is ridiculous.

Of course without bullets the guns would not kill. The bullets also wouldn't exist if they guns didn't. As long as guns are being sold, bullets will be made. None of this has anything to do with critiquing the video, I might add, but the point you raise fails to hold any value.

[deathlydarkness]

I hope you get bludgeoned to death by an unloaded gun. The irony would make me cheery.

[edhobson13]

actualy if you wernt half retarted you would know that bullets come cased with powder so realy if you have a bullet you can shoot it with out a gun... say, put it in a vise and hit it with a hammer?

[smirenger]

5☆5☆5☆5☆5☆tars from: Smi-ren-ger!.....

[prcat9]

I must be strange...I got a kick out of that.

[de1vile1]

u can really see the thingy on your back.

[IbeamerI]

???

[pokarok]

lmao, nice

[wonderbreadwop]

'Adagio for Strings' at the end its a nice touch.

[babboonkill]

his skin isnt a primary color >:(

[saveearthplease]

I was thinking that too!

[tokyotammy]

Darn it. I clicked this completely expecting some insight from Ari Gold, the AGENT.

[Teter21]

He missed his big chance to get his message out.

At the end it should say:

YOU BUY THE TICKETS

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT

[edhobson13]

fuckin commie

[jonforemanrules]

freakin hilarious at the end!!!

you are right. action movies are boring untill they start getting their asses wooped.

[thesagem]

How does nobody realize he's basically summarizing the influx of movies with gunfights and fps video games flooding the market. Nobody? Usually I'm not really for these kinds of videos but this one is pretty good and accurate (except the hero doesn't always die in the end...).

[ramses86]

the best minute of my life!!!

[crawrly]

brilliant

[bwubwi]

actually i hope everyone treats you like you did to me, weird that america stands for freedom of speech and yet there the ones who kills you with their talliban dogma

[bassguy10]

i cant decide what the hell i just watched

[adr2001us]

yeah that's America all right.. it was to the point and simplistic in the delivery... awesome.

[AeternaVeritatis]

Hey, if you analyze the Georgian leadership, you'll find that basically their entire government consists of Israeli, NATO and British operatives. Their Minister of Defense and Foreign Minister are both former Israeli Mossad officers. A bunch of their other top echelons are former officers from the NATO structure, many of whom aren't even from Georgia. Basically, only the prime minister is from Georgia.

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[eddiemayfoy]

Beautiful. Captures American culture perfectly.

[RedHedRox94]

Haha! I think I'm the only person that commented on this that liked it. Oh well, it's funny.

[KrayzeeKitchen]

haha its cute

[corndog1868]

That's some good work

[bwubwi]

fucking loser god, can't get rid off the devil, fuck off maniak

[bwubwi]

but the thing is she tricked me in a friendship, i did want, but anywho, she is a bored old hag, but now what she did, who wants to be friends with her, so she just can kill you off, there is something like live and let live, how can she blame me for something, she fucking did hersellf

[ntwiles]

what are you dipshits talking about this is hilarious!

[bwubwi]

this is a good example of life, and my 2 ex girlfriends, who are actually one and the same

[mightyboosharecool]

cool xxxx

[Kitt0000]

That really sucked

[foxdoodzor]

it has diologe

[1776200915]

Jmgmgmg

[AiKodai]

That was awesome.

[nascarandamdrag]

stop spamming WayToGodsHeaven23156!!

[elpalodecaobamistico]

good one!

[bwubwi]

hehe hollywood full of losers

[ChrisSketch]

That was a pretty succinct example of what Hollywood does with its mountains of cash nowadays.

[imthunder]

I don't get it?

[snmiller13]

watch my videos, good stunts

[alz2000]

lame

[bwubwi]

how do one get rid of the devil who sold my soul tricked me into something i didn't want, and now is burning me at the stake, like i'm the one to blame!

[GMJ7]

Lol. Weird video, but entertaining! Barber's Adagio ftw!

[imtang0708]

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!

[bwubwi]

haha as far for origenality, looks like i'm the only one here, what does that tell yah, i'm unique, now ,where is my paycheck, i must be rich beyond imagination,devil, where are you, need my fucking paycheck

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[cluelessemo]

that was funny

[peeinacup4]

hey. go look at white boy crump. it is so funny

[bwubwi]

yeah awesome dude,hahaha

[doggycoote]

amzing vid keep it up!!

[imfromfo]

lol dumb but it made me laugh so i guess that's wat metters 4* from me :P :D

[Corelila]

Nice.

[FunkyDamned]

pretty good, entertaining, made me laugh

[XPhil1]

neato?