Don't Look In There!

[payotaIIpeachz]

i seriously cant wait to see you on television with your own show!

[LEIASMITH232323]

Im new to his channel and has he already made a video on his sexuality because i think everyone is making opinions

[demirocksmylife]

Sorry, 0:06 HAWT

[anniford9]

I love you so much.

[nickkPURDY]

I watched this video because you twit pic'd that someone said you should return to your weight here. I disagree, I think you're mega super attractive no matter how much you weigh! you're extremely funny and extraordinarily hilarious! i love watching your videos half because their entertaining and half because you're one hot fellow!

[TheChalkGang]

Justine gives off the vibe your gay...are you? im like urrr biggest fan and i love gays so score if its truuu

[FirstClassHeroines]

@TheChalkGang yes he's gay XD

[envyous8]

I love your belt... Can I just trade you wardrobes? I have a neon orange belt... But yours is hot pink... or red. Either way. If you still have it after a year, you better keep a close eye on it.

[GennyFK]

YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHTT!!!! Go back to the hot guy you were here please :)

[Pedigru]

How about that awkward toilet paper roll.

[SpartyFan92]

I always think the same thing. Stuupid

[MissMetallicaMisfit]

i'd like to order some jizz in a bag. can you give me their number?

[MLiPreti]

Happy Justine-ectomy/Birthday!

[p33t3r5l94]

whats that? you heard noices from that room? some screamin and som gruntin? yeah you better check that out...

FAIL

[LyricalLife]

I'm not trying to judge your life or anything Nick but you might want to reconsider sleeping in your own urine....ummm yeah...Sahrry

[iheartredbows]

i got scared.

[19Birdy95]

Mmmm. Goat penis. No hetero

[fetalmind12]

why is there toilet paper and oust on ur room? O.o

[kunfussed213]

I think that cute little goat should run for president. I would so vote for him/her. :D

* Wearing my "I Support Goat. And you should too." button. Tee hee hee!

[Christinaaaahx3ify]

Is He Straight?

[FallenAngelForeva]

lol i always end up screaming at the tv when they people in movies do that

i have issues

[ennovystarsspell]

Dammit you scared me !

[mileek1]

%% Look it before this video : bit,ly/2YzOT4 Amazing ????

[mcln800]

0:00 - 2:00 whaaaat?? i didn't understand what u said!

[SwaggaStar401]

lol jennifers body was good (no pun intended)

[cydkid2]

ooooooh lol ji22 is like jizz, haha i did not get it at first

lol 4:13 am dilusions

[lovezaidan]

GOAT. GET IT RIGHT. AND ITS AWKWARD.

[FunkyyFusion]

how can you not get it.

its a goat.

which dances.

to akward comments.

kay?

[StylinPinkDancer]

You have one girly waist.

[leahbear8323]

1:24 - nice toilette paper kept at your bedside.

[BenThatCoolHoboGuy]

dont look over there! over where! under wear!? UNDER WHAT? yeesnaw,

[befwwe555]

sex.

[HelJaBen]

agreed

[StreamScreenProd]

was that the Horace Music I heard?!?!?! Oh noooooos

[AJay260294]

0:02 You said "wanna see?" i said to my screen "no". you continued to do so anyway...

Mean...

[TheBarbzArcade]

I think Nick uses that wig for other things besides putting it on his head......Yea...Dont lie....

[KatieHuxMaaan]

Have you and SomeTipsForLife ever dated? ooft what a couple you guys would be!

[KatieHuxMaaan]

unless your related. my bad

[squareturtle]

you used communitychannels music.. not hers i know but it is what she uses all the time

[vb102]

my nipple burned the other day... it hurt.

[RudeGirlClaudia]

LMAO!!! I will watch that movie! You seriously crack me up!

[murderMAEhem]

when I watched Jennifer's Body...I literally wet myself with excitement when Megan Fox and that one chick made out.

...not like pee. like...you know...

my boyfriend and I decided I can cheat on him with her.

and you? no? dammit!

[ashleyannne]

you look hot when the lights are off

[DemonicKarasuChick]

...I want your body. Seriously, I'm jealous. You have a great body. .....and just so everyone here knows...I'd probably be sleeping in my own urine too. XD

[BingTheCherry]

Hmm Toilet paper on the bed post?

[katieemosley]

I just saw your stomach and it wasn't the least bit awkward.

Thank you.

[mimibear331]

my boyfriend sticks his head where he shouldn't.. but i like it...

[lalalaand]

Oust and toilet paper roll on your bed's headboard...what is this outhouse of a bedroom you have?

[lily318]

What's wrong with that? I eat jizz sushi frequently. If I could I'd have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[OrangePotato]

Should have done the pepto bismol dance.

[BingTheCherry]

Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset stomach.. DIARRHEA!!!

[faerica7]

Explosive Diarrhea

[milirod]

ok so, me cansé de no poder aparecer en la sección de akward comment goat, capáz que en castellano suena weird enough...

[fairwfriend]

I walked into my Topics in Math class this morning and sat down as is the usual.

Then I saw this guy from the previous lecture turning in his classwork, he looked really familiar.

I told my friend Stacy that and she began to laugh.

The guy was dressed up like a mime.

I wish I was joking.

-Awkward mime-

[MegaMystique]

You and me baby are nothing but mammals... lets do it like they do an the discovery channel? please? on tuesdays? sometimes twice?

[DelightPage]

Hm...why is Rihanna Tiger Print Nails in your related videos box? Is it just because you need those nails or have you just watched it a load of times? Nick...can I just check your nails quickly? o_O

[icyclough]

hows your mum ? XD

[cadenceV7bVI]

GAH, I have the BEST awkward animal EVAR, but I don't know how to record it with my webca................oh wait. I have a digicam.

I promise I realized that just now. Damn I'm stupid sometimes.

[LiLEskimo21]

I Suree would likee to ridee that awkward goat!

[blueeyedelectikid]

your actually really cute u know that lol

[moolikeachicken]

that is a GREAT approved comment XD beautiful. names like that make me have more hope for the future of human kind.

[unodosthrice]

1:10

thats what she said.

[ohmykaun]

thats what he said....

[cary22mg]

People who act like detectives are BUTTMUNCHES!!

[chrisjlv15]

are yu gay? cuz yur cute! hahah xD

[bobefff]

HAHA kuntz.

[DanielleStilwell]

jizz. ahahaa thats hilarious

[GigglyRobotGiggly]

I was hoping my comment would make it, but sadly my vagina city did not.

[ignacio13mx]

Look at that booty damn boy haha

[BamRockstar]

XD

lol

well, my mom's last name is Bataz...

and you pronounce it Badass

[PrettyMami21]

oh god tht music gave me goosebumps!!!!

2:42 was funny

i love reading those comments

:)

[twistedsoul019]

omg nick you used my comment!!! I am soooo totally in love with you! lol!

[kierra715]

oh snap!

a video longer that 2min.

lol

[WeAreWOW]

it sucked. the movie sucked.

[flawlessbackflipx]

i ordered some sushi and i

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[xmattmac]

My last name is McDonald

Imagine how many times I got asked for fries as a kid.

Oh, and for future reference, Ronald isn't my uncle. I'm scared of clowns.

[ParkParks93]

Haha I'm sitting here having a lol instead of doing my homework on the (notso) Great Gatsby :D

[chiachhu]

stop with the undercover story "my gf took me" ur so gay!

[socalbabe90]

Do you have a lisp?

And you have sexy hips<3

[kayden11]

Hurry up and make a new video.

I'm going through withdrawals.

[MissALicks]

She looked like Amy Winehouse. Weird.

[jen223344]

one time someone jizzed in my friends salad at olive garden because she was a bitch and threw a fit about her ranch dressing...needless to say the new ranch dressing gave her herpes.

[MissALicks]

False.

[jen223344]

Truth. Or maybe not because she may just have gotten the mouth herpes from her disgusting boyfriend and been trying to hide it

[MACTRENDS]

You look stoned in that last bit about the Jizz Sushi

[dfjkslsdfjkl]

lol @ awkward cobra...

[FunkyyFusion]

WHY do they ALWAYS fall over?

(in films) x

[agdb91ny]

jennifers body was a fail! There was no body no boobd=s no nothing I am a straight girl and me and my boyfriend were very very dissappointed! Megan Fox= Fail!!!

[jeghedderloladotdk]

Ever wondered why soy sauce is so salty?

That's why she wrote that on your bag.

;3

[tinfoilprobulator]

Nice Barbie.

[tinfoilprobulator]

You're nose is like a birdies!!! I love it but at the same time I'm afraid you'll peck me D=

[jpmetz]

LMAO

[imasugarush]

That is so harsh!!!!!

[tinfoilprobulator]

You gotta be cruel to be kind. I don't remember what I'm quoting but oh well.

[zoily8mii]

iits weird...your kitchen looks like the jennifer's body kitchen..shes going to come and get you...and she ate boys...cute boys,...lol i didnt like the movie but i couldnt stop staring because of her...hahaha..i have a girl crush on her....

[limitededitiono8]

honestly, I don't know what I would do without your videos! You've become a huge part of my life when i'm up at 4 a.m. and everyone else is sleeping like normal people! you're the best! <3

[LADYLINKA]

Hahah, I completely agree!

=DD

[preppiiChiic]

Thats the expired date in japanesse for there sushi ;x

[newyorkdiner]

wow I laughed so hard I almost pee'd my pants...

Cheers

[mcrfreek89]

It was sushi, jizz flavor! Duh!!

I mean, EVERYONE knows that! XD

[XxBena206xX]

I want to be Best Friends with everyone who comments on your videos...well you too, but I'd like to be more then friends. But thats kinda creepy =/ sooooo...bai.

[ValGrl82]

Yeah,

I wouldn't eat that spicy tuna roll with the "special mayo" sauce If I were you.....

[Konchuu]

You don't have to order out for jizz nick. I'll do that for you for free.

[wildcog]

I think I saw sum of ur package ;)

Yes! Now I can mark that one off the list.

And for the next one you'll need to be full UN-dressed please ;D

[xtopher]

I paused desperate housewives on my Tivo to watch this video.

& i feel great.

p.s you have a nice bum where ya from?

[XxBena206xX]

If your gunna say that, at least spell from with a u. It makes more sence that way.

[LiTTLEMiSSMAE24]

that rhymed. 10points

[daniheartsdisney]

J122 = Jizz :)

[wildcog]

and P3IVIS= Penis lol

[alwaystextback]

Buhahaha sorry about your being axed and I'll try not to sneak into your house again when wearing a creepy wig and being accompanied by an erie soundtrack.

[goombear]

What the hell is wrong with that goat? Is he experiencing his first orgasm or something 'cuz I don't know any goats that dance like that.

[LiTTLEMiSSMAE24]

it's the new craze. all the goats are doing it. didn't you know?

[Charlesalicious]

And this is why my sperm swim around sporting jew noses. They want to be just like you, soundlyawake. Except, whiter. And probably much faster at swimming.

[EssaSleepy]

she wrote it on the bag to give u a heads up on the nutrition facts.

Sahrry..

[Kiwiprinx]

Nice butt body!!! hoho

[rocknrollcraver]

ahh Jennifer's Body was SO good

[MySoulBelongs2Music]

I always have to watch the Awkward Dancing Goat Comment Time part twice....one to read the comments, the second time to dance to the music with the goat......

[amandalovesrayt]

I dance with the goat and read the comments....sahrry

[Star01984]

When I hear strange noises I just pull the covers over my head and sweat to death while laying in the same agonizingly uncomfortable position without moving (because you become invisible under the covers you know...)

Or, ya know, I just pretend it's Edward Cullen coming to watch me while I sleep...that's not creepy either.... :)

[ShantellMarie456]

lmao me too :)

except i pretend its nick j :)

[melikeyyeah]

I like how your ass matches your nose.

WANT

[soundlyawake]

me: as in they're huge? yeah. lol

[melikeyyeah]

I have a hook nose fetish.

Also, I like big butts and I cannot lie.

[TexasBabey]

ahhahah jizz, by the way u are so cute!

[XxTwilighterLaurenxX]

the 'approved' comment music is so victorious. it makes me feel like i've accomplished something... *sob*

[turnthepage]

hmm what to stick in jennifers/megans body........

[xManiaphobia]

i always stick my head in unwanted places when

i 'm with my gay friends ..

hm ..

[AutumnRiot]

I'm sahrry I stuck my head into your... mother

... darn it, i knew you were gonna make a vid telling me not to

[Jacklynuh]

I was actually pretty scared, when you were walking around in the dark. I was waiting for something to pop out of the screen.

[makeuponmee]

i really want sushi now....

[mercuryovum]

Sadly, I know exactly what I'd do if I discovered an intruder.

Pretty recently, I was at my sister's place (several stories above ground level), and the blinds rustled for no apparent reason. No one was there. I shuddered and fell into the foetal position.

A story like this is usually followed with "FML", but I'm content with being a wuss.

[sugartits12]

jizz

in

my

sushiiiiiiii

[XxTwilighterLaurenxX]

i hope everyone else gets that lonely island reference.

[sugartits12]

me too twilighter...im glad you did....WE WIN

[untitledforev]

when the light went off y ddnt u just turn it back on..? wouldve made life so much easier..lol

[LaPauvreElleSouffre]

Your belt is pretty. I wish I had a farm.

[IsoleChamber]

OOOoohh....so I shouldn't stick my head underneath sharp object...aight...that makes sense.

lol

xD

[jmdlovesjf]

i thought u were gay.

[OneMoreLie4You]

jizz + sushi = the best...

[iSTaRbeO]

lol ur hillariouz. KEEP up The GoOD vidEoz =O)

[sherioushlyduckys8it]

LOL that person's last name is Kuntz- at the end of the vid.... look at the username

...very end of the video

[SpamBerrie]

I about jumped out my skin whille I was watching your video... a spider came running across my desk... I yelled! NOOOOO not now... in 3:03 mins do it.. and it ran away.

[sunsetblvd20]

Like "No, don't stick your head under the giant guillotine blade.".....well, I knew you were going to be decapitated.

[nicdash]

haha! i saw it like last week! so i guess im cooler than u! jkjk! u r way cooler than me! luv u Nick! :)

[bakamesuinu]

magen fox has a nassty toe thumb.

[pandabby143]

Hey Nicky, why can't you ever talk?

Do know you not?

[xShikaShikax]

lol @ these kids trying to come up w/ a good comment and praying they will be chosen to be in the next vid.

:]

<33!

[jacquiiskewl93]

like you.......

[xShikaShikax]

yes like me. no I was actually saying what i think. I could care less if my comment was followed by a dancing goat.

[ayeveej]

how tall are you?

anyways...um yeah my head doesnt go in places where its not needed. it just calls for death. :)

[soundlyawake]

avi: 6'

[gagirl1231]

that music for the approved comment made me tear up a little. you moved me, nick.

also, @ "people just shouldn't be sticking their heads where they don't belong" that's what she said.

[o0oviceo0o]

nicholas, you just wanted to show off your pink belt!! wait, can I call you nicholas?

[soundlyawake]

o0: i mean you could, but that's not my name LOL

[iM8kYouUp]

OMG Nick that scared the crap outta my little girls LOL.. we luv u

[Ravachu91]

Clearly it's time Megan Fox came out of your closet

[ZAKDUPUIS]

ha ha i know a kid at my school with the last name kuntz :D its pronounced cooooooooooooooonts tho :(

[AJay260294]

my last name is cummings.

not as funny. but its truth.

[bbbblazin2802]

Jizz Sushi... I'm not sure.

[emilyexceptional]

sounds TASTY!!

[SketchyBob]

"Don't look in there"!

... That's what she said.

[SketchyBob]

nice pink belt =D

[Blueaveo3568]

"What's your dog's name?" "Herpes, if he's a good dog he'll heal."

[omgcrayonz]

it looks like J/22, not jizz

[BronzeXBombshell]

You seriously need to be hired for SNL. You remind me of when it didn't suck.

[soundlyawake]

bronze: you have no idea how much that actually means lol. thank you so much!!!

[BronzeXBombshell]

It's true. I'm telling you - they WOULD hire you ;)

[khayes9591]

You crack me up!

[MAC4EverNAlways]

d-d-d-don't

[orbithumor1983]

I know, I hella laughed at that too.

[breecorefts]

haha alright... sexeh torso, nick

[CLUMSY090]

BOOOO U WHORE

MMMM SUSHi

[CassandraOXOX]

I choked on my noodles when I read my name is Kuntz.

They were ramen. Im not in college.