King Diamond- No Presents For Christmas

[cheesydarkside]

He sounds alot like Rob Halford

[MissJeanette69]

I wish that King Diamond would bring me a present for Christmas

[MissJeanette69]

LMAO

hahahaha

[Sirpwn64]

LOL this song is HILARIOUS

[Jefgg]

I never get anything for Christmas. It doesn't bother me because I am Jewish. I have a cousin who thought he didn't get Christmas presents because he was bad. He was too young to understand that Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas. I actually like King's vocals on this song. He usually sounds like someone dropped a frog in a blender.

[iamthechanceman]

@Jefgg What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

[Jefgg]

@iamthechanceman A frog in a blender.

[vinmanr2d2]

i bought this the day it came out !

[RIPdixiecarter]

If Christmas had sex with Halloween.

[jsneezyalfie23]

that up close painted face picture reminds me of "black metal baby sitting" if you havent seen it, tube it

, Sh!it is grand, good for a laugh!

[downwiththemaster]

WTF is a slipnot video in the related videos????????? thats megafucked up slipnot sucks shit!!!!

[mrskingsbury71]

@downwiththemaster I didn't see them in the clips...where?

[downwiththemaster]

@mrskingsbury71 they where in gwar place

[TheOldnick666]

i got to see mercyful play halloween and king play this...EPIC!!!

[mikedonn71]

Tom and Jerry drinking sherry? ha ha ha. Morbid cartoons.

[mikedonn71]

Why is this supposed to frighten me, yet it makes me laugh demonically?

[yerpaljesus]

This kicks ass even when it's not Christmas!

[UberJanusz]

Internet jest nasz.

[36nougat]

The best song to play in Christmas!!

[Metallion69]

All that fucking Christmas music You hear during the holidays can totally drive You crazy. This song is the perfect cure to keep You sane.

[jorgevel100]

solo king diamond sabe como hacer una verdadera cancion navideña al mejor estilo del heavy....

[Metalicalypse]

Thumbs up if youre here because of Christmas :D

[MrsBloodNight]

This song is Bitchin. XD KING DIAMOND <333333333

[MrsBloodNight]

HAIL SATAN . mwahahahahaha XD XD

[CthulhuDarkLord]

My mom is a huge traditionalist when it comes to christmas, and she think's metal has no place in christmas... But every year I play this song and every year she enjoys it lol.

[shanedsoup]

@richogem you want to 'marry' christmas?

[richogem]

marry christmas!

[MrsBloodNight]

King Diamond jest moim mężem :-D x-D

[CasaLuBanana]

its epic when you push the snow flake button when the pics roll ......it matches perfect whit the tune....nice work youtube XDXD

[blablabloly]

I'm dreamin' on the white sabbath, YEAHH!!!

[ruben1million]

A true xtmas classic!

[WishmasterTheDark]

Heavy Christmas!

[underthenorthernstar]

Thumbs up if you're jamming to this heavy chit on Christmas morning 12/25/11

[mrbigsack]

my bands rehearsal shed just burned down, i fuckin hate Christmas!

[chunkblower666]

Merry christmas to yall Diamond bangers

[WhistlingGrenade]

So that must be the homosexual side of christmas!

[toymasheenSH]

@WhistlingGrenade Sounds more like your holiday activities

[CARMELO23041]

Great sound for a fuin satanist

[InfamousTurley]

It's good that we can count on king every year for this tune! Perhaps he could do the other holidays as well! Rock on!!!

[LazelDazel]

Merry Metal as Fuck Christmas!

[guigne01]

Happy Christmas, headbangers of the world! Joyeaux Noël aux métalleux du monde! Feliz Navidad a los metaleros del mundo! Frohe Weihnachten den Metal-Fans der Welt! Wesołych Świąt dla fanów muzyki heavymetalowej na świecie! С Рождеством металлистoм мира! I can't do every language, so greeting to all of the rest of you, too!

[guigne01]

@guigne01 greetingS. oops.

[metalprogster]

Oh yeah!!! Classic christmas tune from king claus!

[shank69xo]

Best xmas song ever. I bang this shit loud every xmas morning

[waspshave2redstripes]

happy heavy christmas !!

[AGMORFIN]

awesome...ironic, but awesome

[BlackjackEddie]

merry christmas guys...:D don't forget to HAIL THE KING!!!!

[crapcandy]

ah... i love the holidays!!!

[AnimeMetalFan1]

This is my favorite christmas songs.I wish stores would play this instead of those other cheesy christmas songs.

[mystikrhythms61]

@AnimeMetalFan1 Crank this baby up right before the doors open on Black Friday at Walmart. Music to get yer ass trampled by!!

[kagagagata]

Best xmas song EVER .

[junior45299]

desejo todos vcs um FELIZ NATAL e pra quem foi mal no natal

num vai ganhar PORRA NENHUMA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[typeonegative13]

amazing

[hellcome69]

Merry Christmas to all and everyone.

[XqualDK]

Back in 87-88 i put this on my moms stereo at christmas eve.

She went "wow you actualy put nice music on for a change" and then she turned up the volume.

hahaha she hated me for that :))

[DISARRAY3]

@XqualDK yep, every christmas and halloween. lol!!

[gorga53]

@XqualDK Like a fucking boss.

[MrPocketmouse]

@XqualDK Fucking epic

[filthyswit]

Not just a great song; wouldn't it be great if there were no presents for xmas? Such a pain in the ass

[2309davidobando]

TODAY WE BURNT IN HELLLLLL

SAD CHRISTMAS FROM COLOMBIA

[conexaogangster1]

I listen to this in the christimas every year

[GREXUMER]

I want this record as a Xmas present xD

[benjaminfreshner]

Hahaha Hail Satan!!!

[hypocrisy90]

:D Christmas is actually pagan holliday, but I don't know why the people called it Christmas... There is no date when Jesus was born, but I know that Horus - one Egyptian god was born on 25th dec...Fuck nevermind Christ, I like this song, I am Satanist.

[DeviousMaxximus]

@hypocrisy90

Christmas was originally the Roman winter solstice week long festival called Saturnalia. Well, truth be told it goes back farther than that.

[1846alexander]

The King is officially back..he just did a song with Metallica at the Filmore in San Francisco

[blsftw666]

hahahaha! perfect



[emersoul]

¡Este año no hay regalos para nadie carajo!

¡Jódanse! que Satanuel está muerto. Yo lo asesiné.

[DRIThrashManiac]

ok,now i find what i want for x-mas present.....

[Jezeus11]

Favorite Holiday tune.

All Hail King Diamond!!

[maferefunchangopapa0]

YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!1

[acyd5000]

the last 5 seconds.."AHAHAAhahaha! WOOOOOOOOOOO!" so great.

[Corpsebastard]

he not come to you for this year. marry christmas.

[MrBraddhaugen]

PRAISE HAIL SATAN!

[creamyc333]

This is the second greatest metal Christmas song. Jesus Was a Candy Cane is the first - youtube.com/watch?v=94kYrvVOVI­s

[616Dave616]

Happy Shitmass!. Be ready for L.M.F.O.U.A.U.W.O.W., KATTIE FERRY, REHANNA, and all the rest of dancers "musicians" for that mass media.

[Tartarvs]

christmas time is here agaaaaain!

[paulmccartneyishot]

this is perfect for getting into the christmas mood eh heh heh

[fuglymidgets]

best christmass carrel

[DethklawExodus]

the ultimate christmas carrel

[isaacbruser]

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah bang your head its xmas time!!!

[BlutoUSN]

Merry Fucking Christmas Bitches and "Long Live The King!"

[dajepsen]

\,,/ HAIL King Diamond...\,,/

[HolyDeadTrinity]

HAIL SANTA!

[freak4388]

intro ftw

[YayForBeers]

Tom and Jerry used to drink Sherry, then they took an arrow to the knee.

[datsunbat]

Excellent song!!!

A the single story is the best...sold on the 24th by 0:00...

[arkywikedklown]

this guy is nuts

[pryletoncyo]

Hail Santa! Just kidding. I meant, HAIL SATAN!

[killerklown205]

@pryletoncyo Isn't he the same guy?

[pryletoncyo]

@killerklown205 What? What's so annoying about my comment? Santa's not real? People call _me_ retarded because I don't believe in santa claus?

[tarfeef101]

Santa is just the name Satan uses when he's trying to trick us.

[scumpunkvomit]

fuck santa hail satan

[MilleniumKing13]

would it be ironic to receive this record as a xmas present?

[mrn234]

@MilleniumKing13

maybe :)

[pryletoncyo]

@MilleniumKing13 Not really. It would be the best gift ever.

[XuliusCaesar]

@MilleniumKing13 I got it 2 years ago for xmas LMAO

[Sipho44]

@MilleniumKing13 Would be a fucking killer present

[xDXPxJOEx456x1]

@MilleniumKing13 i would love to get this as an xmas present

[GeneLattanzi]

@MilleniumKing13 Irony in it's purest essence!

[DrJuice1]

one question this song leaves unanswered is exactly how many presents there will be for Christmas.

[dantepenrril1980]

camera for all grinch like me who hate Christmas and it is not enough this past year there will be no Christmas gifts for jajajajajaja ...

[ImithRian]

best xmas song ever! Hail Satan



[pryletoncyo]

What's with the trolls? Maybe it's that time of year again, and the children aren't getting their presents. Well, fuck christmas. Eric Idle's song (Fuck christmas) is good too, but this was way before.

[annoythefish]

@pryletoncyo Bro, you're retarded as fuck, no one hasn't gotten presents yet, it's still 3 weeks before christmas. God, how can anyone possibly this fucking retarded.

[VanishaGlamChick6]

That´s the song i´ll be listening the all Christmas , my mom doens´t mind , she likes the King too

[jbbon]

I remember the day this came out. King Diamond ROCKS!!!!

[varockcity1]

This dude must like cock sucking its on his mind to mention it lol

[THEBONEENGINE]

ALL HAIL THE FACT THAT KING DIAMOND SUCKS COCK!!!!!!!

[Moby104105]

@THEBONEENGINE ALL HAIL THE FACT THAT YOUR DEATH IS IMMINENT!

[Estalara]

@THEBONEENGINE The King rules, and you my friend are one rampant cock smoker

[THEBONEENGINE]

@Estalara Im the one who lets King diamond suck my cock!!!! mmmmm cocks!!!!

[Estalara]

@THEBONEENGINE The only time King Diamond would be sucking your cock is when he needed a tooth pick hahahaha

[THEBONEENGINE]

@Estalara its smaller than a toothpick my friend!!!

[millanelshop]

king diamond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Br0k3nspiral22]

This video is so shitty but so good xD

[andrez0306]

lml(o.O)lml



[rocker13511]

yeah, 2:41 is what i wanna see before i got to bed. thanks, man

[galaxymark1]

love this song i bings bak highscool days and still rockin it.

[Xeper1979]

in the words of Jim Lehey Merry shitmas to all

[xtracyclone]

coo check it i did. creepy fisherman

[MadeOfMetal93]

Hail King Diamond!

[VikingLady219]

My friend, Tammy, says this is the only Christmas song she will listen to and I don't blame her! The only other Christmas song I will listen to is Dokken's version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

[littlerudegirrrrl]

Going to play this on xmas

[Tatokatou]

52 fagotts, didnt have presents for christmas jajajaja long live the king

[NordiskArv]

Merry s**** mas. This is the best christmas tune ever in my metal book.

Apparantely, a bishop in New York, according to a tv-show many years ago, thought it was very satanic. But it is about Donald Duck and Tom & Jerry. Old news, I know.

Happy holiday when the time comes, nevertheless.

[Burnt0nCheese]

"Fatal Portrait" looks like Dave Mustaine.

[ermaslv44]

santanic

[smellymonkeybutt]

second best christmas song ever. sorry guys, #1 goes to Run DMC "Christmas in Hollis"

[666unholydiver]

I have a question is King Diamond GOD?

[Wraith6669able]

@666unholydiver YES! King Diamond IS GOD!!!!!!

[AntiZoG1340]

@666unholydiver

yes, you be sure!

[stansell1]

GREAT music... no talent on "singing". Shoulda taken lessons from Ronnie James Dio.

[ldjx1000]

@stansell1 Or singing lessons from Rob Halford of Judas Priest lol

[qsalat]

King Diamond-----main BLOOD  WOW WOW

[MrChriskelm]

rock on!

[oldinfant23]

my favorite Christmas carol???

[simbo1992]

king diamond kicks so much fucking ass!!

[GolliwoggMusic]

Golliwogg APPROVES of this song.

[johnkickinwing]

the king!!!!!

[beautifulsarah100]

Looks like 50 people aren't gonna get no fucking presents next Christmas. Good. Fuck the motherfuckers.

[bryantm6]

@beautifulsarah100 contrary. 50 people are getting Christmas presents. Christmas presents are not metal, just like supporting commercialism and wholesome corporate holidays are not metal. Coal is metal. Well, actually its carbon--not atoms bonded by delocalized electrons. But, I was speaking musically.

[TheGuiPB]

Hail Santa

[vagenitles]

heil hasslehoff

[korvexpictures]

mine!



[Big77Jim]

Christmas has lots of pagen imagery and this video shows it.This is Kings first big hit as a solo artist.Is it one of my favorite by him?.No but with his killer voice and band everything rocks.

[Tribpete]

yes he did!!!

[socalallting]

did mikkey play the drums here? Sounds like it....

[johnkickinwing]

the king

[MetaI4Brains]

Satan and Santa are spelled a lot alike. Coincedence!?!

[TheApatheistic1]

@MetaI4Brains Well, that explains where Santanism came from...

[uhltron]

REALLY DOOD!? i thought this was a joke at first. :D

[chrisgal1]

Stone the Crows, they crucified ol' Saint Nick!

[laurenereis0808]

não havera presentes no natal

[1983Wrathchild]

For some reason, this song reminds me of Helloween.

[kapsel598]

king diamond kur*o!! :D

[jvrstkf]

PETERSEN master

[darodaro9]

This reminds me when i tried to summon the powers of satan but due to a type i summoned the powers of santa. At least we got snow because of me!

[JMANJMANJMANJMANJMAN]

@darodaro9 Don't you mean a typo... oh, wait. I see what you did there. -.-

[darodaro9]

@JMANJMANJMANJMANJMAN actually that was a real typo

[TheEvilsocky]

@darodaro9 Damn I'm glad I'm not the only one, I got some guy named Stan, now he won't leave.

[psychoeightyeight]

@TheEvilsocky Shit, everything's covered in satin here. I blame my dyslexic warlock apprentice.

[darodaro9]

@TheEvilsocky Well it wasnt really a typo. I have a Pentagram app on my iphone and when i typed in satan the fucking auto-correct didnt recognize it

[SlimeyVirus]

@darodaro9 XD!

[MetalMosher446]

im lovin the crucified santa

[Majestic12200]

48 people got no presents for Christmas.

[darodaro9]

in some religions king diamond is santa

[7Xaveria]

Great pictures ! ;D..and a nice song.....fuck Christmas haha