Chinese learning danish

[m1k30r]

difficulty level: above asian

[DerGeiss]

haha

[StoneyFT]

first thing every non danish person learn is to say: rød grød med fløde

[ADRi0s]

difficulty level: asian



[TheDanishPotato]

Not asian :D

[Farcryxide]

Jeg vil også lærer en kineser at snakke dansk :D

[MikeRowlandsOfficial]

HAHAHHAHA damn, den burde være længere!!!

[MrRob89bie]

Flyttar till Svendborg om 4 veckor, hur fan ska detta gå haha =)

[ChristianFS1]

That was actually a pretty good shot ! :D



[DudeKingTV]

Kinesere og Japanere har nemmest ved at gøre fremskridt i sprog! :)

Har en Badminton træner fra Kina, og har spillet på det kinesiske landshold (badminton) han snakker udmærket dansk ;)

[MXstreamerxD]

Norsk minder om dansk, (desværre :D ) har nordmændene en mere ordret udtale :)

[Sebvodsy]

Dansk minder om svensk? Helt ærligt? Vores udtaler er vidt forskellige!

[monsimand]

lolo

[dumamerikaner]

@irregularallover "Celloswiss" is referring to a language family, not a language. Germanic is a huge language family, including Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, Dutch, English, and (duh) German.

[98HsDie]

fuck det er et dårligt tilbud lol

[LlameStarcraft]

haha hvor er den nice :P

[lunsep]

Jeg skeg af grin, da jeg fandt ud af at det var en Børsen reklame XD

I laughed so hard, when I saw it was a Børsen commercial XD

[ShootingPrejudices]

Kan jeg ikke forstå. Børsen er ikke så sjovt igen. xD

[wimse10]

Aktiemarkede går op :D

[PanzarMetal]

You learned Danish, achievement unlocked!

[thecoolclonedude2]

@PanzarMetal its a hard achievement!.... i got it when i was 2 years old

[Loleifos]

Fuck an awesome commercial

[refreshingicecream]

I am danish, and I can't even say that crap :-D

[naruhina8160]

HAHAH XD LOL ! ( im danish )

[eslebederkommunismus]

fuck danmark

[DJSAINODJ]

fail xD

[kaa3164]

Step one: learn any asian language.

Step two: obtain pencil.

Step three: place pencil in the back of throat.

Step four: speak asian language.

There you go, that's how you speak danish.

You can also shove a fist up your face and gargle a bit.

[BlenderGamerFreaq]

@kaa3164 Wait what??

[kaa3164]

@BlenderGamerFreaq

Reður in yo face

[BlenderGamerFreaq]

@kaa3164 and in human language that means?

[kaa3164]

@BlenderGamerFreaq

Ah, never mind, got a perfect one.

En mans fallus in yo face.

[LoveMusic123211]

@kaa3164 Step one: Obtain pencil.

Step two: Stick it in your eye.

Set three: Die slowly and painful

Step four: Me lol'ing. You know the Iceland language is originates from the Nordic and west scandinavian tribal language.

[kaa3164]

@LoveMusic123211

And how is that related?

"hohoho, man originates from africa, that means you're black"

Do you see how stupid you look?

I'm not even mentioning how insulted you are from a small harmless joke.

Every time someone mentions denmark, you people snap. It's because there's nothing good to say about you and you're the most sensitive people on earth.

[LoveMusic123211]

@kaa3164 Naaaah its not that. Its just when people make some retarded joke i have to make one myself. To show how idiotic they are. Sorry if i hurt your feelings my friend. Come to Denmark ill show you around and maybe learn a little about us and maybe also learn a little of our wonderful beautiful language danish. Oh and basic scienc. Man originates from Africa hundreds of thousands of years ago. Our languages is related only a few hundred years ago and we use a lot of the same words and sounds

[kaa3164]

@LoveMusic123211

The point of the african thing is that you speak out of context, and you're still doing it.

I speak the danish language, it's a really really bad language, no wonder the worst out of my 4.

[LoveMusic123211]

@kaa3164 How is that out of context? Your saying our language is totally ugly. Then i just say that your languages originates from ours. We use a lot of the same words so basicly your also offending your own language. And btw its your personal opinion. I think its a beautiful language.

[LoveMusic123211]

@kaa3164 Ooooh you speak 4 languages?. I speak swedish and danish perfectly. (Im half swedish half danish) and i speak english good and german okay and a little french. Its not very uncommon that people speak 4 languages.

[kaa3164]

@LoveMusic123211

I'm not showing off, I'm saying it's low on the list.

And where are we going to get with this stupid argument?

[2976847]

@kaa3164 IF you speak danish then write me a fucking sentence without using google translate.

[kaa3164]

@2976847

Danske sprog er meget kedelig.

Not perfect, don't want to bother to make it perfect.

Why should I even have bothered to do anything in the first place?

[2976847]

@kaa3164 XD Google ftw. No stfu. What country are you from? Island? Oh come on give me a fucking break and fuck a whale. Danish is not the prettiest language on earth but fucking not what ever u speak neither

[kaa3164]

@2976847

Your stupidity and inability to reason is stunning.

And your handle of English and probably Danish to tells me you're a retarded 12 year old.

[2976847]

@kaa3164 Luk røven. kan godt være jeg ikke skriver bedre engelsk eller dansk end dig, men jeg er i det mindste ikke lige så fucking dum i hovedet. Jeg respektere andre sprog og kulture. Luk røven din fucking halv hjernede hval unge.

[kaa3164]

@2976847

Yeah I respect foreign languages and especially people but denmark is like the usa multiplied, you earn the hate of the world through fair work.

Now either stop trolling or failing to insult me with the same thing over and over again.

[2976847]

@kaa3164 You sound very adult.....but you're a fucking kid. Stop playing minecraft and get out in the real world....

[kaa3164]

@2976847

I would call you a troll but do you remember that part about danish people earning the hate of the world?

Try to understand that.

Oh and if you are correct then you just called me smart, if you're incorrect then you fail as much.

At least bother to try.

[2976847]

@kaa3164 By adult i mean, you write extremely good english. But you only flame the danish language and talk about how everybody hates us. Yes im a fucking jerk, but you are nothing less. and no i dont understand a fucking shit of what you are saying.

[kaa3164]

@2976847

Well if you don't understand what I'm saying then maybe you shouldn't be making assumptions.

Well I see that this is useless but just one more thing;

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[2976847]

@kaa3164 I really didnt understand ur last sentence...dont make any sence

[MrWehage]

@kaa3164

I apologize for reviving a seemingly dead discussion, but... The things you've said so far have really gotten on my nerve. Now I'm not going to get a hissy fit, but I would like to know where your hate for the Danes and the country comes from? What have we done to "earn the hate of the world"? Your grammar is decent, but you seem very ignorant. You're criticizing our entire nation, when you probably don't know that many. Excuse my many assumptions.

[kaa3164]

@MrWehage

Well I was mostly just trying to annoy him... If I remember correctly.

But I think at least 90% of the danes I have ever met are assholes and stereotypes, I've seen and heard of a lot of racism from danes too.

[MrWehage]

@kaa3164

Then I can see why you'd think that. And yes, there are a lot of assholes, stereotypes and racists, even though many of them wouldn't admit it. My stepdad is a racist, and doesn't deny it.

However, there are still many people you don't know, which I think discards your right of saying that our entire people have earned the hate of the world. I really don't think we have. I know a great deal of people who are mostly nice, and people who aren't racist. Just thought you should know.

[Julemus12345]

@kaa3164 Yea...You are probably right...But come on...You live on a Island which is causing delays around the world because of your' fucking volcanos!! haha

[kaa3164]

@Julemus12345

Well, I understand how it pisses people off and fuels racism against us but it's not like we control the volcanoes, if a volcano erupts it's earths "fault" and every human is as connected to that as we are.

But then again, I guess that's the same thing about racism against denmark, you shouldn't be taking blame for some idiots that are absolutely unrelated to you.

[Saarbe]

Haha flækker! gal en reklame:D

[Whabbadabba]

Thumbs up if you're danish.

[HerroHerrar]

very hard language, Swedish is way better

[MsPeterdk]

Lol sjovt vis man er dansk ;D

[MizzGaga]

@MsPeterdk *hvis

[MsPeterdk]

@MizzGaga jeg staver det altså uden h og det gør alle i min familie også.

[Mrxiiijojjo]

@MsPeterdk vis man er dansk ? lol

[YoucannotShuffle]

@MsPeterdk Det kan godt være du er dansk. Men du kan ikke din grammatik.

[MsPeterdk]

@YoucannotShuffle Jaa... det sagde din mor også igår

[YoucannotShuffle]

@MsPeterdk HAHAHA. Dårlige din mor jokes over INTERNETTET! fuck man..

[MsPeterdk]

@YoucannotShuffle Det ikke engang en joke din idiot... Lol

[YoucannotShuffle]

@MsPeterdk Hva' fanden er det så, hvis jeg må spørge?

[MsPeterdk]

@YoucannotShuffle Lol Betyder Laugh Oh Laugh Sjovt betyder noget man kan grine af Og håber du kan gætte resten

[TheDkMovie]

@MsPeterdk Er du retarderet? Lol står for laughing out loud.

[MsPeterdk]

@TheDkMovie Så har du ikke været på wiki min ven

[MsPeterdk]

@TheDkMovie Fede spasser

[MsPeterdk]

@TheDkMovie Jeg kneppede din mor igår det så ud som om hun kunne lide det

[TheDkMovie]

@MsPeterdk wikipedia[.]org/wiki/LOL

[TheDkMovie]

@MsPeterdk Værsgo.

[TheDkMovie]

@MsPeterdk Kom igen, din handikappede taber. Lol står for laughing out loud.

[MsPeterdk]

@TheDkMovie jeg kan så styre mine bevægelser i forskel til dig din fede retard hvem har flest thumps up FOLKET HAR TALT JEG STYRE DU SUTTER

[TheDkMovie]

@MsPeterdk Folket har ikke talt. De var bare enige med dig i, at det var sjovt, hvis man var dansk. Jeg havde ret. Du tog fejl. Og du kan ikke stave. thumbs* styrer*

[MsPeterdk]

@TheDkMovie Fuck du er retarderet gå nu hjem og whine over at du blev pwned fede nar

[TheDkMovie]

@MsPeterdk Pwned? Jeg havde da ret. Du staver værre end min lillesøster på 10. Hvor gammel er du?

[MsPeterdk]

@TheDkMovie Pwned er et udtryk din idiot hvordan ville du stave det taber

[TheDkMovie]

@MsPeterdk Nej, nej. Jeg mener ikke, at du stavede det forkert. Jeg ved godt, hvad det er. Du brugte det bare forkert.

[TheMawofMadness]

Im a dane... he sucks, and it's very funny. 2 bad it's a commercial for børsen. Less børsen more suckage plox.

[Aiiemusic]

Noo, he didn't do a good job, im danish i knooow :)

[MrPet99er]

Thats was hilarious, but i still think the guy did a pretty good job.

[airachica]

that is also some hard words to learn that poor man O.o I'm danish, so, yeah xD

[JTonnberg]

If any of you who keep comparing the difficulty level of languages would study linguistic you'd know that there is no such thing as a "difficult" language. It's all relative. Chinese children master Mandarin as quickly as Spanish children master Spanish, but try to teach a Spanish man Mandarin and the difference between the two makes it look really hard in our eyes.

[hatakekoibito123]

I love how the category on this is entertainment XD

[MinecraftGirl]

Well, he did a relative good job.

[JanniFrost16]

Heeh he did good ;)

[SaerdnaOoOoo]

That Chinese guy is certainly wasting his time, if he's planning on learning it fluently. He should rather try learning English. If he does it for fun only, then I understand.

[music2theworld]

thats the new kind of toture XD

[thebarathrumm]

Danes, so leet even Chuck Norris cant comprehend oure language!

[Pheorach]

Rødgrød Med Fløde :D

[theninja0508]

@Pheorach

YEAH :D

[Rawr98]

@AtheistTabbiChan danish is a germanic language nonetheless :)

[Blackie3391]

@Rawr98 Danish are from Old Norse... But the German language had an influence on Danish through time.

[kevin2849]

aww man Europe is much different so many different languages here in america its all just Spanish and English X D

[riprap24]

Fedeste reklame ver.xD

[Txsray]

Danish isn't nearly as tough to pronounce as Mandarin.

And Mandarin is easy compared to Cantonese.

It's the tones that make Chinese hard.

[galeazzi1991]

half mexican, half italian and i cant understand a shit of this languaje xDD

[Rawr98]

@galeazzi1991 Danish is a germanic language, where mexican/spanish and italian are latin languages.

so it wouldn't make sense if you randomly understood it haha

[galeazzi1991]

@Rawr98 haha good point.

[AtheistTabbiChan]

@Rawr98 Better to describe it as a Scandinavian language, since Denmark was never part of Germania ;p

[theshitaIker]

@AtheistTabbiChan

"scandinavian" is not a real genetic classification of any language. The two current subdivisions of all existing germanic languages today are North germanic and west germanic. The vikings spoke a north germanic language and they were indeed a germanic people. Guess who their descendants are. That's right, DANES

[TheDanishCrusader]

@theshitaIker you are wrong :) the vikings dident speak danish they spoke islandic

[theshitaIker]

@TheDanishCrusader

The Vikings did not speak modern Icelandic nor Danish. You're off by hundreds of years. They spoke Old Norse which is the ancestor of all current modern North Germanic languages such as Icelandic, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, and Faroese. To say that the vikings spoke modern Danish or Icelandic is just like saying the Romans spoke Spanish or Romanian. Icelandic has just been conservative with regards to language change which explains why it remains very similar to Old Norse.

[TheDanishCrusader]

@theshitaIker okay i dident know that but Mordern Danish, Swedish and norwegian have allmost nothing in commen with Icelandic

[theshitaIker]

@TheDanishCrusader

Bitte, denke nicht mehr. Ich fände es gut.

[Felpshine]

@TheDanishCrusader That depended on which country they came from. A lot vikings MOVED to Iceland from Scandinavia.. But there was also a lot vikings born in Iceland, who spoke Icelandic.

[PenttiLinkola23]

@AtheistTabbiChan You are talking out of your ass. Danish is a North Germanic language. German and English are West Germanic languages.

North Germanic languages can be divided into West (Norway, Iceland) and East (Denmark, Sweden).

Don't confuse geographical areas with language families.

[AtheistTabbiChan]

@PenttiLinkola23 Regardless of what you think, Denmark has never been allied with Germany other than NATO. We were strictly against them in World War 2. Also, if you wish to classify countries as their descendants, then kindly classify America as a nation of the United Kingdom, and the rest of the world as African languages. If you go far enough back, that's where it origined.

Danish is not a germanic language just because it came from there -.-

[PenttiLinkola23]

@AtheistTabbiChan You are extremely confused. You seem to be completely unaware that Germanic is not the same as the new country called Germany in English.

In short, you are dumb.

[AtheistTabbiChan]

@PenttiLinkola23 So this is what happens when you give a 26 year old man whose supposed to be mature, the internet. He starts insulting random 16 year old girls who do not know History fluidly.

Well done. You probably proved yourself to be a better person now. You can go celebrate.

[AtheistTabbiChan]

@PenttiLinkola23 Also an extra note. You started insulting me even at my first comment leaving nothing bad for you.

How very mature you are.

[Andreastij]

@AtheistTabbiChan Dude... Danish is a germanic language. More specifically North Germanic. I think you should give it a rest and maybe look it up or something.

[AtheistTabbiChan]

@Andreastij I did accept that. My point was that he had to insult me while attempting to convince me. I have problems with that.

[pleasedontsitonmyham]

@AtheistTabbiChan First off, all of the scandinavian languages are part of the Germanian family. Second off, Denmark was part of Germany during the second world war. fred :)

[ushrark]

@pleasedontsitonmyham Denmark was occupied in WW2 never annexed.

[pleasedontsitonmyham]

@AtheistTabbiChan First off, all of the scandinavian languages are part of the Germanian family. Second off, Denmark was part of Germany during the second world war. peace :)

[AtheistTabbiChan]

@pleasedontsitonmyham False. Denmark was -invaded- not part of, Germany. We still stood strong in the underground as seen by all the Danish saboteurs. We were never part of Germany.

[Palmhoejnielsen]

@pleasedontsitonmyham

your so much wrong m8 Denmark got invaded by the german end of the freaking story and dont try to say Denmark was german cause im a teacher in history and i no everything almost .

[TheMiniasis]

@pleasedontsitonmyham No. We were invaded, thats 2 diffrent things

[HeadsFullOfEyeballs]

@AtheistTabbiChan ...and the scandinavian languages are one of the three branches of the germanic family of languages, namely the north germanic branch. So everybody is right!

[celloswiss]

@AtheistTabbiChan No. Danish is - linguistically speaking - definitely a member of the North Germanic language family. Scandinavian is a completley different term (ethno-geographic) and bears no relation to linguistics.

[irregularallover]

@celloswiss Huh? danish,norwegian and swedish are similar. Not german so much.

[Blackie3391]

@Rawr98 Now dont insult us... Danish is one of the Norse languages and desend from Old Norse. German simply had an influence on Danish through time.

[Snoaalen]

@Blackie3391 Germanic languages are those decending not from modern day Germany, but from the ancient germanic tribes.

Like the Teutons, Cimbri, Angles, Saxons, Suiones, Jutes, Frisians, Geats, Jutes, Goths, Danes etc.

Germania was a name given by the romans to all the lands inhabited by these tribes and not just modern day Germany.

[Blackie3391]

@Snoaalen Danes, Jutes? The Roman Empire never reached modern day Denmark... They might have encountered them on sea (I seriously doubt there only were vikings from 798AD - I think the people are way older but the first recordings are from that date) in fact Romans did fight Danes (who knows, maybe it was vikings) because there has been found a lot of weaponssuch in some lake here in Denmark. And as far as Ive heard it was Roman swords captured by Danes and dumped.

[Blackie3391]

@Snoaalen But the Roman Empire never reached the north

[Snoaalen]

@Blackie3391 The Romans did know of Scandinavia, but their armies couldn't get east of the river Rhine, so they only send a few explorers up there. Ever heard of Ptolemy's map?

[Blackie3391]

@Snoaalen I know that the Romans knew of Scandinavia (how would a bunch of Roman weapons reach Denmark then) but never heard about anything else

[Snoaalen]

@Blackie3391 That's because some of the danes traveled all the way down to the Rhine, where they joined the roman side in fighting theit germanic cousins as mecenaries.

When they were done in service, they'd return home to Denmark(not being an actual country yet though) and they'd take their weapons and armour with them.

[TheDanishCrusader]

@Rawr98 portugese, french and romanian 2

[russianvillageboy]

He is quite good, in terms of mimicking the digital voice in his earphones.

[Rune2303]

the best thing about being Danish is when you are on a vacation you can say whatever you want about people and they won't have a clue about what you are saying :D

[SoSpecial008]

@Rune2303 same here xD!

[Miataweasley]

try to say "stativ stakit kasket" fast

[Milkshakevanilla]

Det ända vi svenskar kan på danska är

ja for HELVEDE! :P

[coincidal]

@Milkshakevanilla

Jävlar!  :)

[russianvillageboy]

have never seen anyone look so confused....

[RustyNaiil2]

Danish is a very easy language because the letters are wrote how they are ponnounced it's not like german where you ponnounce the v's like f's and the s's like z's and danish is not like polish with hundreds of letters, it makes it much more difficult, damn what a crap language. English is either not a perfect language, you ponnounce the a's in 3 or 4 ways, in danish we only ponnounce it in 2 ways, both the american way and more rare the british open-mouth way.

[Riceballpower]

@RustyNaiil2 I disagree. Danish is pronounced /hell/ out of the text, IMO. German is much easier, it's not that hard to replace the "v" with a "f", And the "s" -> I dunno what the Danish "z" sounds like.For a englishman -> it sure doesn't sound like "z". The Polish alphabet has 32 letters (+ 7 "double"-letters). In Danish, it's 29 letters. And I bet that you also have combinade letters to make a special sound -> it's pretty much just like "ch" in "church", though it's not made a own letter :)

[RustyNaiil2]

@Riceballpower If danish was such a widespread language like german i bet it would be equally easy as german, because all the other languages has borrowed many pronnounciations and words from german.

[RustyNaiil2]

@Riceballpower And what about four? which make more sense ''vier'' on german or ''fire'' on danish, definetly the danish version.

[coincidal]

@Riceballpower

The only alphabet to my knowledge that has a separate letter for "ch" is morse.

/----/

:)

[MrZargasm]

So funny to see mr. suit sounding like a retard :D

[halfstepdown88]

I'm an American living in the United States, but I am basically 80% Danish. Almost all of my ancestors are Danish, and so I would enjoy learning the language and visiting Denmark.

Any ideas? What is the best way to learn?

[Dudeyousucks]

@halfstepdown88 Hey man..

The best way.. You gotta move here lol :S Its on Top10 of the hardeste languages to learn (:

Or try to find some Danish lessons in USA, not sure if there is any.. but you can give it a try (:

[Shinykangaroo]

Det er fandme alt for dyrt!

[naruhina8160]

! xD rød grød med fløøøødddeeeeee :D xD

[zzareht]

flere sjove japanere efter den dumme reklame

[Anni81460]

OMG det lyder mega sjovt xD haha!!!

Men altså... JEG ER DANSKER OG JEG ER STOLT AF DET!!! :D ♥♥♥

We are red, we are white, we are danish dynamite :D (Easy language btw! x)

[Monicaplay123]

@Anni81460 Danish is only easy because we grew up talking it, honey! :)

[MrBeerbug]

Poor bastard:D

[hey45671]

Half Danish and Half German is what i am :D

[atalis1]

Hold kæft den er go' xD

[tore1992]

HAHA!! .. Jeg grinte! :D

[NoemiChan]

BØRSEN! :D

[92BJay92]

I'm Danish, but have lived my whole life in Norway. Therefore I can't speak Danish. I have family in both Sweden and Denmark though, so I can understand those languages well.

[imline92]

Jeg ville ha penge for at læse Børsen...

[MaxedGamer]

DANISH VIKINGS!! lol :D

[celiiaemma]

I hate to be danish. :D

[Thejonasgirl94]

I'm so proud to be a Dane. I wonder how many people on here are half Viking because I am

[EldestEragonFreak]

@Thejonasgirl94 You gotta love being half Viking! XD We've got Viking horns and everything!

[josewegsonty1998]

Danish is awesome. Im so proud that i can speak it xD

[erfradanmark]

im a dane, and i frikin love danish its so awesome xD