Sarcasm is never welcome on the internet. Why? Because there will always be some idiot out there who managed to get a copy on this video's transcript, and can't detect the otherwise obvious tone of your voice.
K Im lykk sooo ofendedd cuz twlighttt<33 iz lykk da best seriez evaa<33 I luvz edwrdd cullen Im mrs cullen Twliights liykk amazin idk wat da fucck iz wrongg wid u giizz Steven King lykk suxx cuz hez all emo and shitt
Ok so that was sarcasm. I can't believe there are sincerely people who think like that. Stephen King is a fantastic writer who's published hundreds of millions of copies and has many devoted fans. Stephenie Meyer wrote pointless novels about the wet dreams of stupid teenage girls.
“Consequently, if you believe God made Satan, you must realize that all Satan's power comes from God and so that Satan is simply God's child, and that we are God's children also. There are no children of Satan, really.”
@ThatMrBerd I don't think Anne Rice can be said to be better than Stephen King...they are both pretty serious authors wheras you can say either one of them is better than Stephanie Meyers. When it comes to Rice and King it is about preference. When it comes to Either of those two and Meyers it comes down to intellectual capacity.
@ThatMrBerd And Im not sure if I remember posting this comment but I think I posted this comment to prove that Anne Rice was better than the both of them, anyway this is a good comparison between the two. Stephen King Is Better than the Stephanie Meyer. Also the comment about her being a whale wasnt very nice. Anyway Have Merry Christmas.
Honestly, I think her rant was stupid, but calling her a "whale" was uncalled for and her personal appearance is completely unrelated to what she said.
THe Stand was the first book by King i ever read. It was awesome. But i think i got really fucking scared while reading misery. I hope i'm never in a situation like that. Oh and i see you got a Pulp Fictio poster back there. You guys gots some taste i take it.
Fuck Twilight...I'm a proud hater of it...cause it's actually bad, actually the movie ruined it, half the fan-girls have never read the book...Meyers just wants attention, she just popped on the scene and I've never heard of her, How did her books become popular???
I like Twilight, but I do agree her writing is not the best in descriptive wise, its her way of planning out the books and how she interacts with young teenage girls that makes her books the best. She also connects us well with the characters, while her writing is not the BEST! She is still talented in her own way, otherwise she would never of got published and got this far. Nobody can be perfect at everything. I have never personally read anything from Stephen King but it sounds pretty good.
i am a twi fan, but i agree some fans are just crazy. you don't like twilight, fine, but please don't lump all of us together as nuts. i happen to like king's work. the stand was my favorite. many can't put into words why they like the books. personally, i find them to be stories of pure innocence, young love. i could say more, but their's no point really. too much pessimism.
"fuck Charles Dickens, Fuck Shakespeare. Meyers is where it's at." hillarious. it does sound mean, but she totally deserved it. man the harpoon, gentlemen. we're going to hunt for manatee.
I looked into why there is an apple on the cover. meyer has said it's about some kind of sybol for adam and eve and their forbidden love...
The apple represented good and evil, not love. If she's gonna make a symbol, she better at least understand what she's talking about. I can't stand how one of the more successful writers out now is so ignorant of the best selling book of ALL TIME (the bible)
FUCK YOU U GUYS THT KEEP YHIS BULLSHIT GOING. STEPEN KING WELL.. IT THE KING OF ALL BOOKS. SO FUCK ALL U SK HATERS OUT THERE. THESE TWO FAGS CAN GO FUCK THEM SELFS
I agree with you guys. The Twilight series is terrible and Stephanie Meyer is a horrid writer. However, it doesn't accomplish much to compare passage against passage between these two different genres written for two completely different age groups. A young adult story is written in an entirely different style from an adult novel. It would be better to compare Stephanie Meyer to JK Rowling or Suzanne Collins...
@ToasterBunny I'm just saying, comparing (based on accomplishments, book sales, experience, writing styles etc..) Stephen King as a writer to Stephanie Meyer is one thing... but directly comparing a passage from a young adult book to a passage from an adult horror novel is like comparing apples to oranges...
@HawkFrost100 First off you spelled queers wrong, and I find it offense for anyone to use that word in such a derogatory manner. Plus...did you seriously not hear the sarcasm? And what's wrong with a boy reading Twilight? Does it say on the cover that only females are allowed to read the book? It's very ignorant, or rather arrogant, of you to say that. I liked this video, except the part where the boy on the right said whale. I don't think that was appropriate, but otherwise I rather liked it.
Well fellas, I guess the output depends on the input. Stephen King reads stuff like Jules Verne, HP Lovecraft and HG Wells to get inspiration. Stephenie Meyer leafs through Playboy Magazine, visits RedTube or simply imagines having sex with a toy boy named Edward Cullen.
@redhat123456789 Ah, I see well. I also should apologize for just being so intrusive but I just become highly offended when people use "Gay" as a way to say 'Stupid, boring, lame' etc etc. I am a straight man, but I do support GBLT. Thank you for keeping a calm demeanor while explaining yourself. I tend to not see that kind of maturity often anymore.
@redhat123456789 I do not disagree that Stephenie sucks but you have caused me a great deal (and many others) a huge amount of offense by using 'Gay' as an insult. This shows you are homophobic and choose to insult gay people instead of accepting them, this is a very sad thing to know. I do hope your ignorance ends.
hey little boys what happened got bored with playin wit each others vagina so just had to make fools outta urselves huh stephen king is the best get it got it good
thanks guys. Stephen King is the man. Stephanie Meyer or what ever the fuck her name is has not written a book since that has even remotely turned a success because she CANT WRITE!!!! Anyone who thinks she can needs to go back to English 101. Try putting down the teen heartthrob novels and start reading what the big kids read. Oh screw the books....Even the movies fucking blow. Id rather sit in solitary confidement for a year rather than ever watch that rubbish
I like some of your arguments, but to be honest, the fact that your every other word was the 'F' word kinda made your video impossible to watch. Also the fact that you said the 'F' word constantly made me equate you two to nuttymadam as well. She said it her whole video, and you said it a lot in yours, so it was easier to equate you to nuttymadam.
@xkuramaxhieix Well if you feel that way then you should note the amount of times that the girl said it in her video. Their sarcasm was prooving a point that her moaning and cursing was totally unneccesary.
@elfwhitewave That girl verbally attacked Stephen King and her arguments were pointless, so these two guys had every right to defend King. These two guys definately prooved that in a quarter of that girls video time that she doesn't have a clue what she's talking about. Stephen King is better than Meyer, BY FAR!!!
P.S. Your user name is totally contradictive to your bracketed statement.
@elfwhitewave when you comment on a book discussion includes the phrase "never read any of the books" it's a clear sign to shut the fuck up, great video. BTW guys awesome video, SK's grocery list is better literature than stephenies meyer life's work (apologize for mispells, my native language is spanish) ;)
@elfwhitewave@elfwhitewave when you comment on a book discussion includes the phrase "never read any of the books" it's a clear sign to shut the fuck up, great video. BTW guys awesome video, SK's grocery list is better literature than stephenies meyer life's work (apologize for mispells, my native language is spanish) ;)
@elfwhitewave@elfwhitewave when you comment on a book discussion includes the phrase "never read any of the books" it's a clear sign to shut the fuck up, great video. BTW guys awesome video, SK's grocery list is better literature than stephenies meyer life's work (apologize for mispells, my native language is spanish) ;)
You are both seriously fucking deluded. Stephen King will be remembered long after Stephanie Meyer (shit books, even worse films) . All I can say is, you need a brain to be able to understand a King novel. You go and read your little twighlight books, and leave us King fans to read REAL writing.
popping 3 Tylenols before thinking of Cullen is fu*king genius - man, I wish I could have thought of something like that to write, but I had a headache and didn't have 3 Tylenols, so I just had to settle for thinking of Cullen. She a genius.
@everyone complaining, stop trying to act smart and stuff towards these guys saying they're shit, we can't have every video stating facts and stuff, these 2 took a different approach, they joked around with it and made fun of the idea that someone could possibly think that, so rather than trying to find 'easy' targets to pick on and make yourself feel better, look into the video
this has to be a joke right: they can't really be saying that stephen king is a crap writer, he has been around longer than the twilight authour, so what does he have to care what people say about his books, he has hundreds of novels and short storys, stephen king is one of the greatest authors, stepheny myer is mabey also a good writer, i've never read her books, but i'm not gonna judge her. twilight is really popular at the moment. but don't compare her writting to stephen kings. you'll lose.
Can that whale even aceept that there are so many other books and movies out there that are superior to Twilight? Obviously not. You guys are hilarious.
CARRIE, THE DEAD ZONE, THE SHINING, SALEM'S LOT, PET SEMATARY, MISERY, THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, STAND BY ME The list goes on. Far better books and movies.
Twilight is Dawson fuckin Creek with fangs. TOTAL SHIT. Just like these two losers.
I LOVE you guys! You fucking OWNED that obese moron! Poster-girl for Twilight-fans... SO TRUE. The majority of Twilight fans are indeed obese, illiterate, lonely losers who'd never get touched by a guy, even if he were completely tanked. Hell, she even ADMITS in her video that she wishes she were in the Twilight world! What, does she think she'd be accepted there? Well, I guess she'd be popular with the vampires, but that's only because of the 1000 lbs+ of tasty flesh. ;)
Like it or not, Stephen King is a master. I did like the films based on SM's books, but there is no point of comparisson with King. King is EVERYTHING. How many jealous people are in this world. Forgive them Stephen, they know nothing.
I think we can be best friends. First of all, you guys like Stephen King, and... is that a poster for Pulp Fiction I see in the background? I knew I liked you guys
Ah pure Twilight bashing using the paragraph of one of the books written by a brilliant author who knows what real literature is! I give you both two thumbs up for your demonstration of how different Meyer's books are from actual real literature written by authors who have been penning down their imagination for many years. May King continue being the king of horror. ^-^
interesting you didn't need to be so sarcasm but I see what you mean I think the second book seemed more interesting and it where describing everything better so you could see it he really was drawing with words ^^
@nuttymadam3757 you are clearly a shame to the human race.....
a absolute brainless fucktard who clearly did not go to school,clueless on what a good plot is and character development......a word of advice read and study literature before you rant about crap literature as amazing....brainless nincumpoop
...Absolute cheese. And then your look of marvel, smugness and compliance with the reading your friend did, just in case we didn't understand that you were a fan of Stephen King's writing. It was all so showy and obvious
A stronger argument would have involved none of this transparent, butch facade crap or embarrassingly amateur put downs. It's like, who could not win against a girl that deluded and easy to target? You guys seem to think you're the only ones who could retaliate.Grow a pair, boys
WELL DONE! You really got us. I loved the whole high school guidance counsellor approach to a youtube video. Really well written! What made it great was how after telling us to be mature and not be cheap you used words like "macho" and "geeks" and told us to "grow a pair".
...Man that was some good shit. Oops, I swore. That's probably cheap or immature or something. Also: "whammy of an insult"...brilliant. WHAMMY OF A STATEMENT IF I MUST SAY SO MYSELF AHA! What do I know, though? I am just a tough guy.
@EastMeetsWestProduct You can't string a sentence together without using sarcasm. It's like you know that your words aren't enough to win your argument, so you resort to a condescending tone....and to the daft majority, it will sound like you have a good argument. Weak, weak, weak. My friends and I will still watch your videos, though...the deluded ones are always the funniest. Maybe we will be around longer to catch your voice drop.
@estrellaestupendo I wasn't aware there was an argument to win. What are we arguing about? That our argument is weak? That doesn't even make sense. There isn't an argument here. Unless you're arguing in favor of Twilight/Stephanie Meyer...in which case I just feel really bad for you.
Ugh, you guys are such geeks. Not that I'm taking sides, here. I think that both parties are equally tragic. But, you guys are so unconvincing in your 'tough guy' approach to your argument. I cringed when the guy on the right said "whale" and then covered his mouth and acted like he'd just delivered a whammy of an insult. It was cheap and unfunny, and the fact that you proceeded to pat yourself on the back made it even worse. The guy on the left is even worse. "Congratu-fucking-lations"?...
@nuttymadam3757 stephanie meyers bland and one dimensional writing is their argument. twilight is mediocre in term of actual storytelling and really, it will die and be forgotten once the teenyboppers move on to the next popular fad. Stephen kings work has already stood the test of time. not to mention her 18 million copies sold looks like pocket change to the 400 million books King has sold over his legendary writing career. please get over your obsession and read something a little more mature
Conrat-u-fuckin-lations. I'm gonna use that at work, tomorrow.
kaseyolson 1 month ago
Sarcasm is never welcome on the internet. Why? Because there will always be some idiot out there who managed to get a copy on this video's transcript, and can't detect the otherwise obvious tone of your voice.
10kMiracles 2 months ago
K Im lykk sooo ofendedd cuz twlighttt<33 iz lykk da best seriez evaa<33 I luvz edwrdd cullen Im mrs cullen Twliights liykk amazin idk wat da fucck iz wrongg wid u giizz Steven King lykk suxx cuz hez all emo and shitt
Ok so that was sarcasm. I can't believe there are sincerely people who think like that. Stephen King is a fantastic writer who's published hundreds of millions of copies and has many devoted fans. Stephenie Meyer wrote pointless novels about the wet dreams of stupid teenage girls.
happythunder3 2 months ago
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Yo I love you for this, really <3
KitsuneKaya 3 months ago
“Consequently, if you believe God made Satan, you must realize that all Satan's power comes from God and so that Satan is simply God's child, and that we are God's children also. There are no children of Satan, really.”
― Anne Rice, Interview With the Vampire
ThatMrBerd 3 months ago
@ThatMrBerd typical atheist fundamentalist response.
FallofDarkness55 2 months ago
@FallofDarkness55 im not atheist buddy :)
ThatMrBerd 2 months ago
@ThatMrBerd oh. sorry then
FallofDarkness55 2 months ago
@FallofDarkness55 its ok I was just posting that showing an example of anne rice
ThatMrBerd 2 months ago
@ThatMrBerd I don't think Anne Rice can be said to be better than Stephen King...they are both pretty serious authors wheras you can say either one of them is better than Stephanie Meyers. When it comes to Rice and King it is about preference. When it comes to Either of those two and Meyers it comes down to intellectual capacity.
Proverbs1533 1 month ago
@ThatMrBerd And Im not sure if I remember posting this comment but I think I posted this comment to prove that Anne Rice was better than the both of them, anyway this is a good comparison between the two. Stephen King Is Better than the Stephanie Meyer. Also the comment about her being a whale wasnt very nice. Anyway Have Merry Christmas.
ThatMrBerd 2 months ago
@MsRocketman123
I'd agree, but I think that's degrading towards the Snorlax.
itsaspaniel224 3 months ago
she's not a whale! She's a Snorlax! ^^
MsRocketman123 4 months ago
The Strokes poster in the background made you cool before you even spoke.
chanceie12 4 months ago
Honestly, I think her rant was stupid, but calling her a "whale" was uncalled for and her personal appearance is completely unrelated to what she said.
DarkWillUser 4 months ago
"I think there was like 4 adjectives in the paragraph, that's nuts"
That just cracked me up, you guys just pwn.
AlarmClockXD 4 months ago
LOVE IT...You guys should do more !!
lum2ina 4 months ago
THe Stand was the first book by King i ever read. It was awesome. But i think i got really fucking scared while reading misery. I hope i'm never in a situation like that. Oh and i see you got a Pulp Fictio poster back there. You guys gots some taste i take it.
codename617 4 months ago
Fuck Twilight...I'm a proud hater of it...cause it's actually bad, actually the movie ruined it, half the fan-girls have never read the book...Meyers just wants attention, she just popped on the scene and I've never heard of her, How did her books become popular???
UndertakerMistress 5 months ago
You guys make a gal from Maine so proud!!!
crystabella39 5 months ago
I like Twilight, but I do agree her writing is not the best in descriptive wise, its her way of planning out the books and how she interacts with young teenage girls that makes her books the best. She also connects us well with the characters, while her writing is not the BEST! She is still talented in her own way, otherwise she would never of got published and got this far. Nobody can be perfect at everything. I have never personally read anything from Stephen King but it sounds pretty good.
Beaautifull 5 months ago
This goes to favorites.
TheMadGoddess 5 months ago
SK: the best! Period.
ancifiregigibow 5 months ago
Dead zone best book ever
VulgarCage 5 months ago
Wow You's are funny:L I agree soooo much!!!<3
megank6283 5 months ago
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i am a twi fan, but i agree some fans are just crazy. you don't like twilight, fine, but please don't lump all of us together as nuts. i happen to like king's work. the stand was my favorite. many can't put into words why they like the books. personally, i find them to be stories of pure innocence, young love. i could say more, but their's no point really. too much pessimism.
jodaman1000 6 months ago
@jodaman1000 when i say "many can't put into words why they like the books" i'm talking about twi.
jodaman1000 6 months ago
this is a whale ...she needs to go back to sea world
darkonefilms 6 months ago
reading stephen king is like wathching a fucking movie masterpiece
reading twilight is like watching a piece shit... like that movie twilight
ILUVURMUM106 6 months ago
You spoke my mind, you legends! ;)
xXfivefeettallXx 6 months ago
Lol I love ur sarcasm
Sunnymyst 6 months ago
Ha ha ...more please!
paulred666 7 months ago
The whale, hahahahaha
LolLayLol 7 months ago
"fuck Charles Dickens, Fuck Shakespeare. Meyers is where it's at." hillarious. it does sound mean, but she totally deserved it. man the harpoon, gentlemen. we're going to hunt for manatee.
jyoon2000 7 months ago 3
@jyoon2000 manatee's are actually useful, or at least they used to be.
bokprop420 6 months ago
"So fuc shitty":D..Perfect way to describe it.
TerushCZ 8 months ago 2
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That was the limeted mint edition wasn't it.
THECOLONEL50 8 months ago
@HawkFrost100 Lol you are dumb XD
LordNazgulKing 8 months ago
bitch got owned.stephen king ftw.
henbaine 8 months ago 3
You're the kind of dudes I'd hang out with.
unrealityproduction 9 months ago
Love! U guys rock!
jenstarcher 9 months ago
That quote from Twilight sounds like it was written by a five year-old.
ReverseNegativeTV 9 months ago 45
@ReverseNegativeTV you mean quotation. "quote" is a verb and is often incorrectly used as a noun :)
cuddlys34bubble 7 months ago
@ReverseNegativeTV Haha!!!! Thought so too!!!!!! =)
GavnerWinterLuver 3 months ago
@ReverseNegativeTV It's so sad the people worship this badly written crap that is twilight!
Izzyzaza 3 months ago
fuck you too asian shit,american shit. stephen king rules
EFRAINKING20 10 months ago
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ConfidenceCharm 10 months ago
...You're now my idols. I'm going to kidnap you and force you to resurrect my favourite fictional character now.
(Sorry, couldn't resist the Misery reference, it was right THERE...)
Anyway, awesome video, you win the internet.
ConfidenceCharm 10 months ago 25
Hmmm....Too many F***s to my liking, really.
lurker901 10 months ago
and I quote "fuck Charles Dickeson fuck Shakespeare , Stephanie Meyer is where it's at" So funny.....lol
abc90cba 10 months ago 5
I looked into why there is an apple on the cover. meyer has said it's about some kind of sybol for adam and eve and their forbidden love...
The apple represented good and evil, not love. If she's gonna make a symbol, she better at least understand what she's talking about. I can't stand how one of the more successful writers out now is so ignorant of the best selling book of ALL TIME (the bible)
APPLESAUCE50 10 months ago
That was fucking hilarious. Epic.
greenday73109 10 months ago
people actually think these guys dont like sk but they do, their eing sarcastic. derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
mrsherwin1234567890 10 months ago
@HawkFrost100 You fucking moron, watch the video again and realize how stupid you are
Manusturbo 10 months ago
Just look at these two guys and you know what IQ them had.
what a stupid video
Fenryl117 11 months ago
@Fenryl117 i'm sorry "them had"? huh and you talk about IQ's!
hotpink910 10 months ago
FUCK YOU U GUYS THT KEEP YHIS BULLSHIT GOING. STEPEN KING WELL.. IT THE KING OF ALL BOOKS. SO FUCK ALL U SK HATERS OUT THERE. THESE TWO FAGS CAN GO FUCK THEM SELFS
mariovalentino100 11 months ago
@mariovalentino100
there on sk side
mrsherwin1234567890 10 months ago
I agree with you guys. The Twilight series is terrible and Stephanie Meyer is a horrid writer. However, it doesn't accomplish much to compare passage against passage between these two different genres written for two completely different age groups. A young adult story is written in an entirely different style from an adult novel. It would be better to compare Stephanie Meyer to JK Rowling or Suzanne Collins...
stuffedtater 11 months ago 2
@stuffedtater
but...it was a video response to her bashing Stephen King...
ToasterBunny 11 months ago
@ToasterBunny I'm just saying, comparing (based on accomplishments, book sales, experience, writing styles etc..) Stephen King as a writer to Stephanie Meyer is one thing... but directly comparing a passage from a young adult book to a passage from an adult horror novel is like comparing apples to oranges...
stuffedtater 11 months ago
@stuffedtater
yeah, and i prefer oranges
mrsherwin1234567890 10 months ago
@HawkFrost100 First off you spelled queers wrong, and I find it offense for anyone to use that word in such a derogatory manner. Plus...did you seriously not hear the sarcasm? And what's wrong with a boy reading Twilight? Does it say on the cover that only females are allowed to read the book? It's very ignorant, or rather arrogant, of you to say that. I liked this video, except the part where the boy on the right said whale. I don't think that was appropriate, but otherwise I rather liked it.
yuskisakura 1 year ago
lol fuck Twilight, first movie was ok the other two are shit
heyheyhey0h 1 year ago
I don't know, guys, that copy of Twilight looks pretty well worn...
viper516 1 year ago 3
Love the sarcasm. All Stephanie Meyer does is "Oh I'm dreaming of Edward! Oh Edward I love you" thats just shit. Stephen king writes way better
clover220 1 year ago
Go you two! You make all twilight haters everywhere proud. But i must say how impressed I am that two Americans have understood sarcasm.
TheLaughingKiller 1 year ago
I love how sarcastic you are. :D
TheSupermegafoxyawes 1 year ago
Well fellas, I guess the output depends on the input. Stephen King reads stuff like Jules Verne, HP Lovecraft and HG Wells to get inspiration. Stephenie Meyer leafs through Playboy Magazine, visits RedTube or simply imagines having sex with a toy boy named Edward Cullen.
DrStrangebomb1993 1 year ago
You guys rock ! Amazing response guys...
tenken1981 1 year ago
i couldnt get passed the cover of twilight.
MrMatto91 1 year ago
HELL YES!!!
xXCozzyCautionXx 1 year ago
Twilight is gay shit.
Agamemnon862 1 year ago
@HawkFrost100 Yeah... way to read sarcasm, kid.
4hand561 1 year ago
Dude whats harold doing in this vid??? go get me some fucking mini burgers from white castle!!!!
boshankers12 1 year ago
most people look at twilight as a book. i look at twilight and see a very good firestarter.
ccwolfman789 1 year ago
@redhat123456789 Ah, I see well. I also should apologize for just being so intrusive but I just become highly offended when people use "Gay" as a way to say 'Stupid, boring, lame' etc etc. I am a straight man, but I do support GBLT. Thank you for keeping a calm demeanor while explaining yourself. I tend to not see that kind of maturity often anymore.
Grawrtastic 1 year ago
delightful.
mcchargueable 1 year ago
Nice vid but you guys are aware that the "f*** you Stephen King" video is a troll video right? =/
ProjectZeus 1 year ago
@redhat123456789 I do not disagree that Stephenie sucks but you have caused me a great deal (and many others) a huge amount of offense by using 'Gay' as an insult. This shows you are homophobic and choose to insult gay people instead of accepting them, this is a very sad thing to know. I do hope your ignorance ends.
Grawrtastic 1 year ago
You guys are just brilliant, oozing with sarcasm and I love it.
Grawrtastic 1 year ago
hey little boys what happened got bored with playin wit each others vagina so just had to make fools outta urselves huh stephen king is the best get it got it good
naughtyluvin101 1 year ago
thanks guys. Stephen King is the man. Stephanie Meyer or what ever the fuck her name is has not written a book since that has even remotely turned a success because she CANT WRITE!!!! Anyone who thinks she can needs to go back to English 101. Try putting down the teen heartthrob novels and start reading what the big kids read. Oh screw the books....Even the movies fucking blow. Id rather sit in solitary confidement for a year rather than ever watch that rubbish
lashway420 1 year ago
You two are so cute :-P
MrJonoWallwork 1 year ago
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nice video!
ps if that's a strokes poster in the background, massive kudos.
Darsoid 1 year ago
I like some of your arguments, but to be honest, the fact that your every other word was the 'F' word kinda made your video impossible to watch. Also the fact that you said the 'F' word constantly made me equate you two to nuttymadam as well. She said it her whole video, and you said it a lot in yours, so it was easier to equate you to nuttymadam.
xkuramaxhieix 1 year ago
@xkuramaxhieix Well if you feel that way then you should note the amount of times that the girl said it in her video. Their sarcasm was prooving a point that her moaning and cursing was totally unneccesary.
MrJonoWallwork 1 year ago
Dude. You two are kinda hot (:
CFAithsweetie 1 year ago
I'd LOVE to meet you two. *sigh*
missyqueenleo 1 year ago
Loved the comparison, it is a lot easier to get an idea of how bad one writing is when put next to a good one.
Mimi2591 1 year ago
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what a pointless video. Does it make you feel good to be nasty to someone you've never met.
by the way, i noticed your copy of twilight was well read.
( i am not a twilight fan, never read any of the books, but i still find your video utterly childish and vile)
elfwhitewave 1 year ago
@elfwhitewave
Someone with the user name "ELFWHITEWAVE" can't call ANYONE childish.
EastMeetsWestProduct 1 year ago 53
@EastMeetsWestProduct haXD thumbs up to that!
Ari33BomB12 1 year ago
@elfwhitewave That girl verbally attacked Stephen King and her arguments were pointless, so these two guys had every right to defend King. These two guys definately prooved that in a quarter of that girls video time that she doesn't have a clue what she's talking about. Stephen King is better than Meyer, BY FAR!!!
P.S. Your user name is totally contradictive to your bracketed statement.
MrJonoWallwork 1 year ago
@elfwhitewave when you comment on a book discussion includes the phrase "never read any of the books" it's a clear sign to shut the fuck up, great video. BTW guys awesome video, SK's grocery list is better literature than stephenies meyer life's work (apologize for mispells, my native language is spanish) ;)
kurainoneko2 1 year ago
@elfwhitewave @elfwhitewave when you comment on a book discussion includes the phrase "never read any of the books" it's a clear sign to shut the fuck up, great video. BTW guys awesome video, SK's grocery list is better literature than stephenies meyer life's work (apologize for mispells, my native language is spanish) ;)
kurainoneko2 1 year ago
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@elfwhitewave @elfwhitewave when you comment on a book discussion includes the phrase "never read any of the books" it's a clear sign to shut the fuck up, great video. BTW guys awesome video, SK's grocery list is better literature than stephenies meyer life's work (apologize for mispells, my native language is spanish) ;)
kurainoneko2 1 year ago
@elfwhitewave lmfao wow you have really bad taste in.........anything really.
likedat2 7 months ago
I liked how the paragraph from THE DEAD ZONE sounded so dirty and yet still far better than the one from TWILIGHT
Speedygi81 1 year ago
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Speedygi81 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHA!
syk123456 1 year ago
hahahahaha
PirateXoXGirl 1 year ago
You are both seriously fucking deluded. Stephen King will be remembered long after Stephanie Meyer (shit books, even worse films) . All I can say is, you need a brain to be able to understand a King novel. You go and read your little twighlight books, and leave us King fans to read REAL writing.
Raimi34 1 year ago
@Raimi34 Wait, really?
CFAithsweetie 1 year ago
congratuFUCKINGlation.
I really love how it sounds
sexychicilicous 1 year ago
just realised
shouldn't the line be "That was the first night I DREAMT of Edward Cullen."
not "Dreamed"
or am I just too English?
LozzieLass93 1 year ago
@LozzieLass93 no, stephenie meye just cat write to save her fucking life
PirateXoXGirl 1 year ago
popping 3 Tylenols before thinking of Cullen is fu*king genius - man, I wish I could have thought of something like that to write, but I had a headache and didn't have 3 Tylenols, so I just had to settle for thinking of Cullen. She a genius.
duinay2 1 year ago
"popcorn crackle of an old record" i LOVE that description, thats so cool!
Meyer's descriptions or lack thereof are so static while King's flow so nicely and really set the mood of the setting.
purpleshamrock17 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha love this
noonesgonnaloveyou 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha
noonesgonnaloveyou 1 year ago
@everyone complaining, stop trying to act smart and stuff towards these guys saying they're shit, we can't have every video stating facts and stuff, these 2 took a different approach, they joked around with it and made fun of the idea that someone could possibly think that, so rather than trying to find 'easy' targets to pick on and make yourself feel better, look into the video
Uberjazz 1 year ago
BRAVO. Very good.
Meyer's style isn't concise like King's. Hers is pretty tiresome to read really. . .
Love your sarcasm! :D
xXMusicMuseXx 1 year ago
I love how she slams Stephen King b/c Stephenie Meyer has sold 18 million books. Steven King has sold over 350 million.
Nice vid, btw. :D
ttmab7 1 year ago
"That was the first night i dreamed of Edward Cullen..."
Would have sounded better as
" That was the first night I dreamt of Edward Cullen"
But then again, Stephanie Meyer is a shitty writer lol.
Stephen King opens the imagination, Stephanie Meyer doesn't know what the definition of imagination is.
dickr4chicks 1 year ago
I'd love to see nuttymadam's face when she watched this hahah u guys rock
asimaniac93 1 year ago
this has to be a joke right: they can't really be saying that stephen king is a crap writer, he has been around longer than the twilight authour, so what does he have to care what people say about his books, he has hundreds of novels and short storys, stephen king is one of the greatest authors, stepheny myer is mabey also a good writer, i've never read her books, but i'm not gonna judge her. twilight is really popular at the moment. but don't compare her writting to stephen kings. you'll lose.
spiderply7 1 year ago
@spiderply7
No they're not saying that at all. It's sarcasm.
dickr4chicks 1 year ago
@HawkFrost100 so are you prfessional stupid, you missed the sarcasm, you can't spell and eat shit and die moron
TheCompleteWaste 1 year ago
nice... just fuckin' awesome. Stephen King FTW
joecartwright01 1 year ago
nice... just fuckin' awesome.
joecartwright01 1 year ago
OMG! Pulp Fiction poster on the wall!
You rock guys! GO STHEPHEN KING!
TheAngelGame 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!!!! I feel bad for people who didn't understand the sarcasm....
fufuangeli1 1 year ago
Blade drinks the blood of stephenie meyers
I never a single Stephen King book, but his movies are awesome
Tacom4ster 1 year ago
i hope the whale understands sarcasm, cuz you boys have hit the nail on the head for this one lol. Stephen king is an amazing author!
myshoeswontshutup 1 year ago
what the F*CK is wrong with the fat twilight nerd haha, stephen king is the best writer, DONT FUCK WITH KING, YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT
Lucariofongo 1 year ago
@HawkFrost100 you are one stupid fuck
chakadoo 1 year ago
@HawkFrost100 Hahahaha. I love people who don't get sarcasm. You amuse me.
CFAithsweetie 1 year ago
You guys are bros of bros, Inspiration, and purely amazing.
X139381512X 1 year ago
@HawkFrost100
Someone didn't catch the sarcasm...
EastMeetsWestProduct 1 year ago 53
@EastMeetsWestProduct The man on the left looks a lot like Chris Martin
pjmgame 1 year ago
@EastMeetsWestProduct lol tru ..I can't believe there are ppl who are THAT dumb!! .. but eh what can you say? .. just ignore'em guys
therocker1659 1 year ago
twilight's hardy boys meets the retarded afterbirth of some anne rice spin-off... death to pasty guys that wear their little sister's pants.
deleteall2000 1 year ago
laughed my ass off. Good job, guys.
masamune28954 1 year ago
Can that whale even aceept that there are so many other books and movies out there that are superior to Twilight? Obviously not. You guys are hilarious.
DimSimToughBitch 1 year ago
Why is IT never in the list? I havnt read any of the other books so i dont know if they're better or not. Either way. Stephen King is awesome.
juggalo3334 1 year ago
CARRIE, THE DEAD ZONE, THE SHINING, SALEM'S LOT, PET SEMATARY, MISERY, THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, STAND BY ME The list goes on. Far better books and movies.
Twilight is Dawson fuckin Creek with fangs. TOTAL SHIT. Just like these two losers.
bladrunner6 1 year ago
Thanks guys.
rahungry 1 year ago
Any two paragraphs of any of the books by either of the authors, Meyer fails epically.
imarockchick 1 year ago
I OWN THAT VERSION OF THE DEAD ZONE!
Awesome poster of Pulp Fiction
MrsPennywise96 1 year ago
awesome video. 3 TYLENOL. LOL. STEPHEN OWNS!!
poeticmurder911 1 year ago
Wow, you two are funny and cute. I love your voices too.
jean6826 1 year ago
I LOVE you guys! You fucking OWNED that obese moron! Poster-girl for Twilight-fans... SO TRUE. The majority of Twilight fans are indeed obese, illiterate, lonely losers who'd never get touched by a guy, even if he were completely tanked. Hell, she even ADMITS in her video that she wishes she were in the Twilight world! What, does she think she'd be accepted there? Well, I guess she'd be popular with the vampires, but that's only because of the 1000 lbs+ of tasty flesh. ;)
nicoleb 1 year ago
Deadlight > Twilight
kingdomofheaven666 1 year ago
Like it or not, Stephen King is a master. I did like the films based on SM's books, but there is no point of comparisson with King. King is EVERYTHING. How many jealous people are in this world. Forgive them Stephen, they know nothing.
Nepente333 1 year ago
woah. stephenie meyer haters AND pulp fiction fans?!
will you be my friends? :D
flyingzombie1 1 year ago
you guys are AWESOME!!!!!!! i love you both right now!!:)
mjjbsuperfan 1 year ago
I think we can be best friends. First of all, you guys like Stephen King, and... is that a poster for Pulp Fiction I see in the background? I knew I liked you guys
40Pacino 1 year ago
seee they iz both crap I NEW ITT
lifeXXrocks 1 year ago
She could eat you for this
reptils 1 year ago 38
Ah pure Twilight bashing using the paragraph of one of the books written by a brilliant author who knows what real literature is! I give you both two thumbs up for your demonstration of how different Meyer's books are from actual real literature written by authors who have been penning down their imagination for many years. May King continue being the king of horror. ^-^
SenshiofWolves 1 year ago
Weren't like, most of his books made into movies or something?
Stupidfart9876 1 year ago
interesting you didn't need to be so sarcasm but I see what you mean I think the second book seemed more interesting and it where describing everything better so you could see it he really was drawing with words ^^
JustAdemon 1 year ago
i love you
sunflower20a 1 year ago
@nuttymadam3757 you are clearly a shame to the human race.....
a absolute brainless fucktard who clearly did not go to school,clueless on what a good plot is and character development......a word of advice read and study literature before you rant about crap literature as amazing....brainless nincumpoop
TheRalph09 1 year ago
haha love this video 18 million copies holy shit thats amazing lol
thedrummzz 1 year ago
...Absolute cheese. And then your look of marvel, smugness and compliance with the reading your friend did, just in case we didn't understand that you were a fan of Stephen King's writing. It was all so showy and obvious
A stronger argument would have involved none of this transparent, butch facade crap or embarrassingly amateur put downs. It's like, who could not win against a girl that deluded and easy to target? You guys seem to think you're the only ones who could retaliate.Grow a pair, boys
estrellaestupendo 1 year ago
@estrellaestupendo
WELL DONE! You really got us. I loved the whole high school guidance counsellor approach to a youtube video. Really well written! What made it great was how after telling us to be mature and not be cheap you used words like "macho" and "geeks" and told us to "grow a pair".
EastMeetsWestProduct 1 year ago
@estrellaestupendo
...Man that was some good shit. Oops, I swore. That's probably cheap or immature or something. Also: "whammy of an insult"...brilliant. WHAMMY OF A STATEMENT IF I MUST SAY SO MYSELF AHA! What do I know, though? I am just a tough guy.
EastMeetsWestProduct 1 year ago 5
@EastMeetsWestProduct You can't string a sentence together without using sarcasm. It's like you know that your words aren't enough to win your argument, so you resort to a condescending tone....and to the daft majority, it will sound like you have a good argument. Weak, weak, weak. My friends and I will still watch your videos, though...the deluded ones are always the funniest. Maybe we will be around longer to catch your voice drop.
estrellaestupendo 1 year ago
@estrellaestupendo I wasn't aware there was an argument to win. What are we arguing about? That our argument is weak? That doesn't even make sense. There isn't an argument here. Unless you're arguing in favor of Twilight/Stephanie Meyer...in which case I just feel really bad for you.
EastMeetsWestProduct 1 year ago 3
Ugh, you guys are such geeks. Not that I'm taking sides, here. I think that both parties are equally tragic. But, you guys are so unconvincing in your 'tough guy' approach to your argument. I cringed when the guy on the right said "whale" and then covered his mouth and acted like he'd just delivered a whammy of an insult. It was cheap and unfunny, and the fact that you proceeded to pat yourself on the back made it even worse. The guy on the left is even worse. "Congratu-fucking-lations"?...
estrellaestupendo 1 year ago
@estrellaestupendo LOL thank you. i feel the exact same. i couldn't have put my thoughts on this video into more precise wording.
Jarlaxle1157 1 year ago
stephen King is the bomb. This bitch has forgotten the face of her father. -Roland
SlashMan405 1 year ago
@nuttymadam3757 stephanie meyers bland and one dimensional writing is their argument. twilight is mediocre in term of actual storytelling and really, it will die and be forgotten once the teenyboppers move on to the next popular fad. Stephen kings work has already stood the test of time. not to mention her 18 million copies sold looks like pocket change to the 400 million books King has sold over his legendary writing career. please get over your obsession and read something a little more mature
SlashMan405 1 year ago
YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY AS FUCK
babeeshopiez123 1 year ago
you guys are my heroes
let's be best friends =D
LieutenantSparkles 1 year ago
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FallofDarkness55 1 year ago