WB Superstar USA - Mario's Audition

[peaceturtlerainbow]

He's better than that Jamie girl:p

[bennyinco]

Mario is my hero, I wish I could believe in myself haslf as much as he does.

[hilda214]

OMG I cant stop laughing!

[TheAndiePerson]

*to the tune of "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones*

I see that guy's head and I want to paint it black.

Now he has hair that I have painted on him black.

*skip to chorus*

THE JUDGES LOVE HIM TOO BAD IT'S ALL AN ACT!

HE DOES A TWIRL BUT IT WON'T SAVE HIS ACT!

*etc.*

[OmerSWDisco]

Disturbing.

[balloonparty100]

he looks like a skeleton.....

[LostMusicalMeanings]

This is the most halarious show ever.I wanna see it.

[balloonparty100]

hes CREEPY:O

[zeshiba]

wtf!

[henry4904]

WTF IS THIS SHOW IS THIS REAL

[fiftysevenhypocrites]

@henry4904 yeah, it was sooooo funny.

[totalregret]

Ya that guy sucks but this show is made up of a bunch of bullies that build up vulnerable losers only to tear them down and be made fun of on tv.

Sounds like a fox show to me :p

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

check out that pedophile spin

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

that guys like the straight ryan seacrest

[00eyG00ey]

I can't believe I never got to watch this show. They should bring it back, quick!

[BtaKillers]

Hi, I'm Sorry buy May somebody tell me about WB Superstar USA Show? What's the point? They was looking for? a real idol? a real disaster? Makes people thinks that they're good singers?

[PringlesLover123]

@BtaKillers The point is to find the worst singer. BUT, the contestants think they're competing to be the best.

[Piritu]

Holy fuck did he ever wash his hair? I heard he married a chick and she turned lesbian because he turned her off of men.

[dekkard1221]

The judges are amazing, I wouldn't be able to not cry laughing so hard at these retards.

[rose21luv]

why were two of the judges fucking each other while he was singing?

[GuitarGuy5000000000]

They couldn't make any more seasons because everybody would know that it was prank!

[Blade025]

i wish they did more seasons of this show...it was so hilarious!! i love how all the singers actually think they're amazing! XD

[rob1the1dob]

lol hes like weird al yankovic

[dtown902]

they need to make another season of this show. its way better than most of the reality crap on TV these days

[CrazyDiamond5321]

Good thing this show only lasted 1 season. HAHA

[tb049]

@CrazyDiamond5321 Of course it was only going to last one season. No one would sign on for it again after they humiliated the competitors.

[GODZKRE8TION]

BUWAHAHAHAAAAAA

[Akaalis]

man i could imagine all these contestants going home bragging of how their singing talent got them a chance to be a superstar, practicing day in-day out while their parents, friends and siblings musta been like " please give me a fukin break"

[RandyAKing]

I swear this was the funniest friggin show ever!

[GildedTemplar]

I loved this show! Mario was hella KooL! Too bad they couldn't make a 2nd one.

[katherine83095]

I love this! I saw this show a long time ago, him and Jamie were my favorites <3

[z1inspector]

oh ,god ,dude says he's gota a great look,this show was tooo much

probably the funniest tv show ever !!!

[dakonaisakoala]

is he really dead?

[wholefnshow1]

i heard this guy committed suicide a few days after the show aired. haahahahahha stupid mario

[RandyAKing]

@wholefnshow1 Oh no. Tell me you're joking.

[felipeedoardo]

I love how Brian McFayden, who's ridic gorgeous, turns to Mario and says "you got a great look to you man".

...and Mario BELIEVES it.

[SandiByrd]

I loved this show - Mario was the shit lol....

[redflag2]

this guy was my fav hes amazing

[goalieguitarman]

judges did awesome u didnt frekin laugh at that jack ass it was hilarious

[ultimatederon]

The judges did a great job at being serious and not busting out laughing...lol

[Akaalis]

@ultimatederon

yeah but I am sure at the end after it was all done they probably let that all out off camera and behind closed doors with each other, they musta got a good soar abdominal workout on that one

[MSVU2009]

hard to believe ppl like mario actually are real

[GILFHunter121]

lol

[Wenindoubtukisscraig]

lol I feel so bad for these peeps but this show was HILARIOUS! I love this..

I remember one time when a hot chick sang well and the guy in glasses was like: "I don't think your voice is good enough to be on this show, but I would however, love to take you out to dinner sometime" and her face was just like "WTF.. NO!" haha. he always said that to hot chicks with good voices.

assholes XD

[TheFatStopsHere]

Oh yeah I remember now how they told really great singers that they sucked lol - I wanted to tell them, "Go try out for AI!"

[canadianstudmuffin]

Mario was my favorite. :D

[simonbath]

mario! well done. a long time ago now, but only just caught up. tone lock (is that this guys name?) a real pleasure to see him again after 'so long'. (is it loque...loc?.)so, tone, mario, its enough. the other two panel members...slitherers.. the usual tv breadcrumbs...mario has that crumb look about him, the cartoonist...this programme seems a far kinder show that the brit original. in short, mario is what jarvis cocker isnt-watchable and listenable. go mario. go tone.

[AmishParadise27]

Super Mario!!!

[teseals]

Watch out world!!!!!!!!! Get ready to hit the stores and grab the latest cd from this extremely gifted character!!!!!!