I don't get the whole 72 virgins thing........who in their right minds wants to fuck a bunch of virgins?! I mean, unless they are a sadistic bastard, virgin sex is awkward and usually painful. Who would want to repeat that 71 times?!?!
@Shadowsden89 They're sadists. I mean, it's only physically painful for the woman. I'd like to think they're 72 virgins because they have vagina dentata.
@ArcticPuffinSG You can't steal a job if you didn't own it in the first place. The employer that you work for owns your job if you work for said employer. It is called competition.
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For all those illegal immigrants. I say this to you, how would you feel if all us Americans were hoping your borders illegally then having 1000000 kids in a 2 bedroom house bringing our stupid gangs and our drugs down with us taking all the jobs at taco bell and gardening jobs?? And no matter what you say thats not racists its just the truth.. But that would never happen anyway cuz your country sucks...
Yeah, our countries do suck, which is why we want a better life. And how the heck are you being truthful? My family came over and we haven't stolen any jobs from anybody, nor have we joined gangs nor done drugs. And for your information, you stereotypical idiot: the only immigrants I know are in college, working as managers or vp's in companies, go to church, and helping other's.
Please don't stereotype. It makes you look ignorant and stupid. And you only hurt yourself.
No, I get it, but why are they not in college or managers? Because the government doesn't let them. I should know. My second cousin didn't come here on a visa like I did and she's cleaning houses at 20 when she graduated in the top 5% of her class in high school. She can't go to college or get a decent job even though she's brighter and more hard-working than most people, American or otherwise.
yea but tink about who has der country in such a bad state and i no u might try to be in denial but its america hey i dont want drama cause i live in trinidad yes its a caribbean island and the americans hav influences here to
@seanold1 They don't have the money to do that which is why they are coming over here in the first place illegally. The illegal immigrants also don't have the money to pay thousands and thousands of dollars bureaucrats to come into the USA legally.
@seanold1 Yes, i think all human beings should have the same rights. The right to be left the hell alone and to do with their private property as they see fit. No one should have to ask permission from a bureaucrat if they can work for someone else or not. That is a contract between two people and the government should have no say in the matter.
go bulls! but really go gators. because i live in orlando. and i love the gators. and im from florida. go florida teams! except for the seminoles. FUCK YOU SEMINOLES. and go knights! b/c thats where i'll be attending college. even though the football team sucks :/
the GH game sold for 9000 because it was solod to someone in Africa. as gamers know, Africa gets odd release dates, if they get games at all, and therefore, they pay lots of money for their games.
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This is obviously coming from a kid who still lives with his parents playing Nintendo's wii, and jerks-off at nights all the while , weeping why he cant get laid.
or maybe u could get offended by it because its still pretty offensive, which is the style of humor he runs. but at the end of the day, what r u gonna do about it? i just laugh... its all i can do =D
and quit saying people that dont laugh at this are dumbasses. its all personal preference, so stfu
I see what you're saying, but in all actuality, I just see way more possibilities in going with two four inch wangs. For some reason, all I can think about now is what I'd do with those. I could make them fight!
i voted for ron paul in the new york primaries. i have no regrets. im either gonna not vote at all or vote for him again even though he won't win. i'd rather vote for someone i love than someone just because they are going to win. you're the man sxephil
When you consider Corperate Media Barons wish to maintain the Status Quo, I seen how FOX went way out of its way to make RON PAUL invisible or ridiculed, If your into the telivision your only seeing what they want you to see,
When you consider Corperate Media Barons wish to maintain the Status Quo, I seen how FOX went way out of its way to make RON PAUL invisible or ridiculed, If your into the telivision your only seeing what they want you to see,
Yeah TV is infulential, but still, TV doesn't stop you from HEARING HIS SPEECHES AND WHATNOT. Anyone who cares about the election and is a republican or goes both ways has heard his speeches, so if they supported him THEY WOULD vote for him. They DON'T because he's a DOUCHEBAG.
I don't see the similarity with this guy and Dane Cook besides the fact that they both have somewhat sarcastic humor. Since when is sarcastic humor patented? This guy's just fuckin funny. But if sxephil copies dane, then Dane must suck ass too eh? Maybe that's why he's famous, but anyway...
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Guess what? In your next life, you might be Mexican. People are people. There was a time when I was in a developing country where I starved. You had no choice over being born in a first world country, so stop acting like you earned it and consider yourself lucky already! Your country won't be number one forever (watch 'Babel').
Guess what? It was a joke, you wanna chill? People make jokes. There was a time when a person could make a joke and not have psychos yell at them. You had no choice over watching this video, so stop acting like you were forced and consider watching other videos.
dude ima mexican and i still thought it was funny, cmon on people,CHILL, its not the immagrants dont make fun of us.they do, u just cant understand them
I don't get the whole 72 virgins thing........who in their right minds wants to fuck a bunch of virgins?! I mean, unless they are a sadistic bastard, virgin sex is awkward and usually painful. Who would want to repeat that 71 times?!?!
Shadowsden89 11 months ago
@Shadowsden89 They're sadists. I mean, it's only physically painful for the woman. I'd like to think they're 72 virgins because they have vagina dentata.
isisorchid 8 months ago
I was playing 20q, and I was playing for Kim Kardashian just because I thought it'd be easy, and it guessed you. wtf???
FlargTheKitty 1 year ago
used to be funnier...
pinatafication 1 year ago
hmmm your border control idea, umm well... maybe i shouldnt vote for you for president?....ummm
1313becca1313 1 year ago
@1313becca1313 fail... on your behalf
MikeyD03878 1 year ago
223 people are mexicans....
jedziar 1 year ago
@ArcticPuffinSG You can't steal a job if you didn't own it in the first place. The employer that you work for owns your job if you work for said employer. It is called competition.
peru408 1 year ago
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Eye2EyeIIIV 2 years ago
haha nice
wesisagisback 2 years ago
's cool
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For all those illegal immigrants. I say this to you, how would you feel if all us Americans were hoping your borders illegally then having 1000000 kids in a 2 bedroom house bringing our stupid gangs and our drugs down with us taking all the jobs at taco bell and gardening jobs?? And no matter what you say thats not racists its just the truth.. But that would never happen anyway cuz your country sucks...
inpachi123 2 years ago
Yeah, our countries do suck, which is why we want a better life. And how the heck are you being truthful? My family came over and we haven't stolen any jobs from anybody, nor have we joined gangs nor done drugs. And for your information, you stereotypical idiot: the only immigrants I know are in college, working as managers or vp's in companies, go to church, and helping other's.
Please don't stereotype. It makes you look ignorant and stupid. And you only hurt yourself.
Creativinity7 2 years ago 9
AMEN!
anabelthemighty 2 years ago
His beef is with ILLEGAL immigrants.
People who hop the fence generally aren't in college, arent managers, aren't VPs, and may or may not go to church.
seanold1 2 years ago
No, I get it, but why are they not in college or managers? Because the government doesn't let them. I should know. My second cousin didn't come here on a visa like I did and she's cleaning houses at 20 when she graduated in the top 5% of her class in high school. She can't go to college or get a decent job even though she's brighter and more hard-working than most people, American or otherwise.
Creativinity7 2 years ago
so you think that ILLEGAL immigrants should have the same rights and opportunities as any american?
seanold1 2 years ago
yes i do wat makes americans so above odas dat dey cant get educated
djenne101 2 years ago
they should be educated in their own countries unless they come here legally.
seanold1 2 years ago
yea but tink about who has der country in such a bad state and i no u might try to be in denial but its america hey i dont want drama cause i live in trinidad yes its a caribbean island and the americans hav influences here to
but its all gd and i appreciate ur opinion
djenne101 2 years ago
@seanold1 They don't have the money to do that which is why they are coming over here in the first place illegally. The illegal immigrants also don't have the money to pay thousands and thousands of dollars bureaucrats to come into the USA legally.
peru408 1 year ago
@seanold1 wow i now got this response im fail
djenne101 1 year ago
@seanold1 Yes, i think all human beings should have the same rights. The right to be left the hell alone and to do with their private property as they see fit. No one should have to ask permission from a bureaucrat if they can work for someone else or not. That is a contract between two people and the government should have no say in the matter.
peru408 1 year ago
i am not racist but i have to agree
EvilJerks0298 2 years ago
Infidelville!
klladude 2 years ago
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2bad u cant stop illegal immigration or you cant deport us all!!haha so keep on talking =)
LILJOKER33000 2 years ago
Lolz, i love you man, funny as hell
Darkaim666 2 years ago 6
im just commenting cause no1 has done it in awhile
shauncarter52 2 years ago 2
i love how you explain things
gunnerlala 2 years ago 2
this is totally awesome,short,funny and cute,fantastic job
lamazitea 3 years ago 2
Nicely done.
Project for Awesome is truly Awesome.
=)
PataponGirl 3 years ago 4
Very funny. =]
Frolicsomeness 3 years ago
go project for awsome
allevis 3 years ago
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Cant wait for the second one!
TeddyBcool2000 3 years ago
i got the same phone
brillantlady12 3 years ago
wait i dont get that pot thing
Ekwomania28 3 years ago
neither do i
YomammaScrtlvr 3 years ago
i think that the dad bought the kid gh3 but the kid was smoking weed so he sold gh3 on ebay with the story so it was $9000
Ekwomania28 3 years ago
"Will you not blow my shit up?"
*dies*
too funny
SoILoveCheese2011 3 years ago
go bulls! but really go gators. because i live in orlando. and i love the gators. and im from florida. go florida teams! except for the seminoles. FUCK YOU SEMINOLES. and go knights! b/c thats where i'll be attending college. even though the football team sucks :/
usernamepoophand 3 years ago
Wait. Is he wearing a University of South Florida t-shirt? I would think that's completely sweet if I weren't a Florida fan. But sweet none the less.
toyamwarr 3 years ago
dftba.
AgentEin 3 years ago
haha is that a towel on yer head?
WhatStephanyThinks 3 years ago
omfg
the beginning is hilarious!
how do you come up with this stuff?
yer awesome(:
WhatStephanyThinks 3 years ago 23
love the idea of the hugs for free with the mexican border hoppers. keep up the good work
CDev1169 3 years ago 3
Sell Queen Elizabeth's fart in a jar on Ebay!
MeatLoafEnchilada 3 years ago 2
i cant stop laughing at what you said!
cmdiaz1 3 years ago
ill pay u a billion dollars for that pee
zrg48 3 years ago
ill pay a million dollars for that cup with the carter pee in it
zrg48 3 years ago
Phil is so sweet!
HeyNefri 3 years ago
Illegal immigrants live off the grid, which may be the governments biggest problem with it.
HeyNefri 3 years ago
okay it doesn't matter but that's my birthday! yay!!
GBpride6 3 years ago 3
someone sold a jar of "wood stock" air and got a shit load of money for it.
AphasiasCompromise 3 years ago
ILL BUY THAT CUP FOR 15 GRAND!
NiNJack 3 years ago
16 Grand from ME
25manorpark 3 years ago
It's 72 virgins...
BigWillieStyles1212 3 years ago
He added some to make sure not do die.=D
Anthonyxathiest 3 years ago 3
Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the game price on e-bay?!?!?!!
Keoffryreborn 3 years ago 2
it's OVER 9000!
ryebread12345 3 years ago
the GH game sold for 9000 because it was solod to someone in Africa. as gamers know, Africa gets odd release dates, if they get games at all, and therefore, they pay lots of money for their games.
evvee345 3 years ago
Phil, your funny as always.
jenna24carla 3 years ago
I should be offended about the intro because all my family including myself are of Mexican origin....but that was too funny.
jenna24carla 3 years ago
the only reason u would get offended is if ur a dumb ass
PsychoticDreams0 3 years ago 5
haha true
hardcorgreen 3 years ago
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This is obviously coming from a kid who still lives with his parents playing Nintendo's wii, and jerks-off at nights all the while , weeping why he cant get laid.
jenna24carla 3 years ago
clearly since he lives states away from his parents, and is engaged to a beautiful woman.
getcrazycrunk 3 years ago
I'm not implying to Phil. you inbred freak. Im responding to a earlier comment posted here.
jenna24carla 3 years ago
HAY.....i do not play wii!!!
PsychoticDreams0 3 years ago
LOL
Keoffryreborn 3 years ago
sorry dipshit, but he has a girlfriend...and he's not a virgin, said that in one of his vids and he lives with his girl
JellyJerks 3 years ago
just because your family is mexican doesnt mean he was talking about you
he was talking about the illegalls
it should not offend you unless you are an illegall of course but still
chinnchillalover 3 years ago 3
or maybe u could get offended by it because its still pretty offensive, which is the style of humor he runs. but at the end of the day, what r u gonna do about it? i just laugh... its all i can do =D
and quit saying people that dont laugh at this are dumbasses. its all personal preference, so stfu
madgecko 3 years ago
lol DUMB MEHICAHNN
getcrazycrunk 3 years ago
Oooh, nice response.
Did it take you all day to come up with that one?
jenna24carla 3 years ago
Yours wasn't even that much more clever than his.
mlaroche 3 years ago
i luv the beginning! hilarious!!
you remind of dane cook a littl
pinkgirlybabe 3 years ago 4
I see what you're saying, but in all actuality, I just see way more possibilities in going with two four inch wangs. For some reason, all I can think about now is what I'd do with those. I could make them fight!
odiram 3 years ago 2
sxephil is the funniest guy on Youtube lol
jimmye15 3 years ago 16
what the hell is the nerdfighter picture for?
SxTxFxU 3 years ago
its a B20 charity thing
xXVanityPurpleXx 3 years ago 4
ps3 rules
Juiceblogs 3 years ago
So jokes!
Espiriteus 3 years ago
OMG! This is so funny.! XD I love the Al Quada thing omg I laughed so hard. XD
meek123 3 years ago
whahahahawsnqawqaxweb!!!!! LOVED IT!!!
Wiquzor 3 years ago
love the beginning!!!
XmusicequalsloveX 3 years ago
they shot Ron Paul down in the primaries
darkguy9944 3 years ago
rofl, i love the begining, i love your show too, your one of the most politacally incorrect person i've seen on youtube, and it rocks
ImperfectProductions 3 years ago 2
fuck yeah
imfuckingridiculous 3 years ago
in that case: PLEASE make urself useful and vote for the "better" choice that has a chance 2 win and prevents the other choices...?
MiesterN 3 years ago
i voted for ron paul in the new york primaries. i have no regrets. im either gonna not vote at all or vote for him again even though he won't win. i'd rather vote for someone i love than someone just because they are going to win. you're the man sxephil
kingobeans 3 years ago
best intro ever!!!!
sangisan 3 years ago
Free hugs lol
good idea
lavelliINC 3 years ago
LOL.
JESUS.
Niftyhoe 3 years ago
lol @ the Virgin part.
d3f1anc3 3 years ago
NERDFIGHTERS!
robinheil 3 years ago
lol nice, beat it beat it!
passivenexus 3 years ago
he sounds like dane cook so much
Fehrle4 3 years ago
The only difference is that Phil doesn't steal jokes.
KissMeImPunk 3 years ago
true.i dont even like dane cook he just reminds me of him
Fehrle4 3 years ago
YOU'RE WEARING A USF SHIRT!!! :D I went there for my freshman year! LOL...random, I know, and 4 months late, I know...
missyfranpr 3 years ago
"I beat that like it owed me money!"
indeed
TravelingWilbury7 3 years ago
THAT was soda..?
krunkbusta 3 years ago
hahah the virgins and blowing shit up part!
raquelle08 3 years ago
"I beat that b#tch like it owed me money" Personally, I would rather be phil-ed in than beat like a b#tch, but that`s just me.
24hrfreehugs 3 years ago
ROFL
naturalhunta 3 years ago 3
When you consider Corperate Media Barons wish to maintain the Status Quo, I seen how FOX went way out of its way to make RON PAUL invisible or ridiculed, If your into the telivision your only seeing what they want you to see,
cycimian 3 years ago
When you consider Corperate Media Barons wish to maintain the Status Quo, I seen how FOX went way out of its way to make RON PAUL invisible or ridiculed, If your into the telivision your only seeing what they want you to see,
cycimian 3 years ago
Yeah TV is infulential, but still, TV doesn't stop you from HEARING HIS SPEECHES AND WHATNOT. Anyone who cares about the election and is a republican or goes both ways has heard his speeches, so if they supported him THEY WOULD vote for him. They DON'T because he's a DOUCHEBAG.
irishooodlem 3 years ago
Y would you right that on a q card?
ROFL
Spazmuffin693 3 years ago
haha, that intro was pretty funny.
PopeKurt 3 years ago 7
Well, maybe Phil threw in 3 extra virgins just to sweeten the deal, you know, creating an incentive so they're not indifferent.
typecastyourself 3 years ago
you're f*cking hysterical, but it's 72 virgins not 75.
mvalen1028 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! WHEW! that opener had me rollin'! :)
theregoeslove 4 years ago 16
Free hugs .....thanks for visiting lol
TheDarkDownFall 4 years ago 9
lol i would rather have a 10 inch wang than two 4 inch wang
TheDarkDownFall 4 years ago
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Hilarious video! Remember to visit Ron Paul's website and donate to his campaign. Ron Paul for President in 2008! Thanks, peace.
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that nigga's out already give it up xD
Ron paul nothing 2008 Thanks.
360elite4free1 4 years ago
and i was just wondering, if u gave you 75 virgins now... whould you not blow my shit up?
lol
CplMaxwellKlinger 4 years ago 3
So... when did you become an auctioneer?
Phranquely 4 years ago
I don't see the similarity with this guy and Dane Cook besides the fact that they both have somewhat sarcastic humor. Since when is sarcastic humor patented? This guy's just fuckin funny. But if sxephil copies dane, then Dane must suck ass too eh? Maybe that's why he's famous, but anyway...
DIMITRI878 4 years ago 8
University of South Florida? Did you go there?
arcoles4 4 years ago
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you are a copy of dane cook and i think you suck ass
bkbthegreat1 4 years ago
Dane cook is a thief
migeto 4 years ago 13
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haha racism is fun. sept it can get your ass beat lol. well not my ass. yours though. kinda skinny O.O
bresh8 4 years ago
yur awesome!! haha soo funny and actually smart as apposed to a lot of youtubers. i love yur dimples !! (hmm that was awkward...) O.O
doodleydaisy 4 years ago
Favorite person to watch on youtube!!
superman2j3 4 years ago
wow you speak quickly.
Monica878 4 years ago
we have gathered over 12 milions dollars in one day in poland... for sick kids... poland rules!! thank you jurek owsiak!!
marekzn 4 years ago
I love you. Seriously. You are hilarious.
Losersarelovely 4 years ago
You sound like Dane Cook! haha!
carlingnugent 4 years ago
If I give you 75 virgins now...will you not blow my shit up? haha
seanieemac 4 years ago 2
I LOVE YOUUUUU :D
brightredbubbles 4 years ago
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boring
bustacapz 4 years ago
WIN
meattank16 4 years ago
i love nerdfighters.
jamierose08 4 years ago 2
I sware i ?<3 u so much ur so funneeee
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jhtkjt 4 years ago
(= Funny
xSaveTheRave 4 years ago
I probably would have liked this better if you talked more about toys for tots, since that is the point of the Project for Awesome.
IcarianWings 4 years ago
Lol phill i love you keep it up :p
omgtonyomg 4 years ago
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Wasn't funny, irritating at best.
er1c714 4 years ago
too bad, so sad, who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ratasdecanamo 4 years ago
LMFAO AT THE INFEDDELL
MatMcB 4 years ago 3
how much for the cup?
AnOutmodedArtist 4 years ago 3
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dude your a fucking loser
ro0o0fl 4 years ago
are there actually people with cards behind your computer?> or you just doing that for comedic effect?
kieferirvine 4 years ago
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Guess what? In your next life, you might be Mexican. People are people. There was a time when I was in a developing country where I starved. You had no choice over being born in a first world country, so stop acting like you earned it and consider yourself lucky already! Your country won't be number one forever (watch 'Babel').
BunnyDeneuve 4 years ago
Guess what? It was a joke, you wanna chill? People make jokes. There was a time when a person could make a joke and not have psychos yell at them. You had no choice over watching this video, so stop acting like you were forced and consider watching other videos.
Bababodee 4 years ago 7
I've lived in Guatemala, Jamaica and Venezuela... Soooo shut up... a joke is just that... deal with it...
luisdanielmesa 4 years ago
you will became the presiden of usa......really......i like you
vali88luci 4 years ago
lol if we give you 75 virgins now.. will you not blow our shit up?
worldsavy 4 years ago 5
you're quite the charismatic individual with a lot to say on his mind...cool stuff
DamienZshadow 4 years ago 3
Nice. lol.. 75 virgins now!
rick79e 4 years ago 2
Awesome vid.. so sorry I'm so far behind!!
<3 Griffmom
griffmom 4 years ago
Do you go to school in south flordia?
GingasaurusRex 4 years ago
umm... since this was part of the project for awesome day video... i want to see phil do his happy dance and say nerdfighters!
PillowEater23 4 years ago
lol. rofl. lol. i love the little terrorist vid.
PhilTeckAnimations 4 years ago
omg i love this guy.
johnx113 4 years ago
I gave my PS3 to Toys for Tots. I hope they don't hate me for it.
Bloodthroe 4 years ago
lmao
Ken211 4 years ago
smoke some chronic.
jorgemexicali 4 years ago
LMAO niceeeee
and good points
pacsungal135 4 years ago 2
Your very good 5/5 i think the ps3 is the best of the three gameing consoles.
LIVERLADD 4 years ago
vay amonıza koyayaıımm
fullvotka 4 years ago
dude ... get your facts right, it was a man from canada not australia that sold the game on ebay.
AustralianJayde 4 years ago
how old are you??
brendan78979 4 years ago 2
hahah.. tool
dvscokid17 4 years ago 2
what's with the talking to the invisible person behind the camera? sigh...
redmaypril 4 years ago 4
I GAVE MY PS2 TO TOYS FOR TOTS!
da123pimp 4 years ago 5
Then we hold on to the little bastards......thats not a bad idea!
75 virgins...thats great.
OMGSammysHere 4 years ago 4
i beat that ***** like it owed me money. lmao
cameronquiznos 4 years ago
lol free hugs
brunomonsta 4 years ago 3
University? College?
acnex 4 years ago
fantastic, fantastic, and fantastic, Phil.
sharreh 4 years ago 3
i love you!!! you rock and r soo hott!!♥♥
hellobatty 4 years ago 2
Umm... good video but it wasn't very nerdfighterish.
lunalovegoodismyhero 4 years ago 4
Dont you have exams kid?
acnex 4 years ago
commenting cause your a nerdfighterrrr
animalxproductions 4 years ago
dude ima mexican and i still thought it was funny, cmon on people,CHILL, its not the immagrants dont make fun of us.they do, u just cant understand them
clakcrazydude12 4 years ago 5
typical yank .. wat a tosser