Pedophiles Upset at Girls Field Hockey Team Uniform Change

[thesephantomeyes]

Onion! It's from the onion! So yes it's a joke!

[FRiKiJDM]

LOL please tell me this ain't for real lol

[ShinnyPenny12]

Omg lol

[TheWhitelightn09]

omfg wtf thats some disgusting shit

[gameraroundtheworld]

WHERE WAS I WEN THIS WAS ON CC

[StephP714]

THE SECOND GUY IS THE EX PEDO FROM MAKING YOUR KIDS LESS ATTRACTIVE LOL

[FascistLemon]

IF you didn't notice, its the ONION. which is satire news [aka fake]

[thisisacalamity]

They can change the uniforms but they can't make me masterbate to them is now my new response anytime I notice a workplace changed their uniforms.

[TMKristen]

LOL. So funny.

[PrettyLittleLadybug7]

these men should be allowed around these girls

[Snowgoon901]

@PrettyLittleLadybug7 they should be around who they please.

[MiMa4x01]

LOL i thought this was real for way to long.

[techbeast34]

I wonder who follows every argument or discussion to the root in the comments section.

[stillw3]

:)))))

[RetroPCDOS]

Has to be onion news

[cheesers1234589]

i like hairy sweaty vaginas

[nkelly1432]

@cheesers1234589 Me too, hairy>shaved

[Maestroxxx1]

what is wrong with pedophiles, you intolerant fucks!!! Stop judging people based on their sexual orientations!!

[nkelly1432]

@Maestroxxx1 r u serious? is it a sexual orientation?

[Maestroxxx1]

@nkelly1432

Yes!!!

[Killerdude240]

@Maestroxxx1 It's freaking sick though.

[Maestroxxx1]

@Killerdude240

So? This is America!

[Killerdude240]

@Maestroxxx1 Doesn't deny the fact that it's disgusting and wrong.

[Maestroxxx1]

@Killerdude240

So is taking a shit, but we both do it don't we?

[Killerdude240]

@Maestroxxx1 Oh well, it's obvious you're trolling. Bai

[Danzilla1996]

@Maestroxxx1 It's a sick fetish.... but everyone has one. IMO, as lnog as you don't act on it, I guess it's okay.

As long as you don't start raping them. then you'll get your head beaten in by someone eventually.

[Maestroxxx1]

@Danzilla1996

You scared or something? this is America! you can do what ever you want!

[penguinworm]

@Maestroxxx1 I spotted a troll, guyz!

[Danzilla1996]

@Maestroxxx1 ??? I was defending you, dumbass.

[1manmafia]

@Maestroxxx1 Tell it like it is! I married a robot and we have hot robot sex everynight! Screw these anti-Amricans, they hate our freedom!

[WorstCommenter2008]

@Danzilla1996 Where did you say your grandparents were buried again?

*Hands slide under the table*

[Danzilla1996]

@WorstCommenter2008 Up your ass! Better go find them!

[BrahnTheHandyMan]

I knew it was the onion. Don't re upload you fucking faggot. You're flagged.

[DonRMB]

"If a man's scent doesn't attract Bears, He is not a man at all"... I just found my next Facebook Status..

[Skindoggiedog]

The amount of people who didn't know this was parody is a very real and worrying indicator of not only the level of education in the United States, but the quality of television there.

Disturbing.

[DonCorleone87]

omg I thought this was real hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah­ahahaha

[ryanhatesnicky]

i don't think that first guy was a pedophile. He didn't have a mustache, so...

[johnfox137]

Totally ruined, cant agree more

[Lokivoid]

gotta love when people think onion statire news is real.

[knightmare4321]

DA FUUUHHHH

[3TheEthan]

oh no.............im in that weird part of youtube again O_o

[kingcrumpet]

@3TheEthan, how dare you call The Onion weird, shame on you.

[h0rnd0917]

Have to get theirz regular media made enough jokes

[h0rnd0917]

Mega; check ONN Michael Jackson broadcast! Don't ha

[TheBlackStar999]

TOO OLD.

[GKid51892]

Had to quickly pause at the begining of the video for the bear attract thing...No amount of The Onion should be wasted..

[MrGodkid]

Fry pedophiles! The only thing they say on execution day is that it should have happened sooner.

Did not even watch this #@$% video

[pr00de]

@MrGodkid why not? it's funny

[pkemrin]

@MrGodkid Piss off troll.

[thetungwakou]

this totallt looked real.

[B00MH0]

You idiots, this is ONION sports. Fools!

[beatles1082]

Did you read the comment before yours?

[MegaMagicman89]

God this is so disgusting what is this country coming to?

[pkemrin]

@MegaMagicman89 Are you serious?

[TheBlackStar999]

@MegaMagicman89 The world has always been this way! You only hear about it more now because of mass media.

[tomnaro]

Seriously people actually believe this. Wow. The onion is a parody of CNN and other local news groups. It makes fun of stuff it is not for real. Wow

[TheBeertjeRulez]

Can't believe this actually happens at hocky practice..

[arseniyonline1234555]

WTF??????????????!?!?!?!?!?

[Psychentist]

This had to be from the onion

[TheElSPlusho]

lol pause at the very beginning

[Wakka12321]

Even God got mad at the new uniform. Just look at how the weather turned worse.

[Insideoutcest]

What episode of the onion is this?



[emanrulez1]

lol they almost got me no joke.

[BanjoThreeies]

Why didnt they consult the pedophiles? Now who are they going to stalk and jerk off to? I mean theyre still going to stalk and jerk off to them, but still.

[kangaroopig]

i was like....is this the fucken onion or is the world retarded?

[DJTrell07]

THE ONION ALMOST GOT ME THERE!!

[restlesspride666]

haha...

[jfleminator]

Ha! I had a feeling this was the Onion.

[ALEZTHEGREAT]

lmao

[y890x]

SKYRIM

[jasonmage]

Ricky has a dam good pedo mustache

[R5H4D0W]

Guys guys... some onion in your stew will help

[Mossgate97]

DAAAMN! SO LITTLE COMMENTS!

[epsilon8998]

Is this the Onion?

[TheYouwontgetit]

why do people in america conmsider someone who is attracted to a high school girl a pedophile...??? pedophile is attracted to a pre-pubescent child which a high school student is not... ...i am glad to live in a country where one can have sex with anyone who is 14 or older...

[borskyviolin]

@TheYouwontgetit That was a little creepy.

[biglooneytic]

@TheYouwontgetit dude.. you sound like a fucking pedophile

[TheYouwontgetit]

@biglooneytic ...why...? ...because i explained you that these men are not pedophiles since they do not seek sex from pre-pubescent people...? ...who cares what you think anyway...

[biglooneytic]

@TheYouwontgetit lol.. no they are not pedophiles, since they are actors. I'm just saying you sound like a pedophile. I didn't say you were one.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@biglooneytic ...yeah right, there are actors on the onion network... ...i just said how it is...

[musicfan088]

@biglooneytic THIS IS NOT REAL NEWS, IT IS A FAKE NEWS CAST YOU IDIOT!

[biglooneytic]

@musicfan088 learn to how to read fag

[Swotoful]

@TheYouwontgetit

If I had a 14 year old daughter, I wouldn't want her having sex with a 45 year old man, regardless of the law. You're a sick fuck.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@Swotoful ...so...? ...take care of your children and let other people make their decisions for them...

[973JJJ]

Hahaha the last guy is in other onion video as an ex-pedophile.

[freeradicals]

@973JJJ "not that one, no" XD

[973JJJ]

@freeradicals xD

[TheYouwontgetit]

that is sad...

[wnnw98]

If there's grass on the field, play ball

[electricbayonet2]

@wnnw98 Or for these guys, if there's no grass on the field, play in the mud.

[MaddenOnline2006]

@wnnw98 If not, play in the mudd

[Runny452]

@wnnw98 if there's no grass on the field, play in the mud

[SlowAndSteady2]

@wnnw98 You are awesome.

[thepostfk]

LOL the guy @ the end was the one who gave tips to make your child less attractive.

[baigandine]

Pedophiles aren't interested in high schoolers. That's not pedophilia at that age. There's another name for it, and it's a whole different condition.

[ErgortanguperPolice]

@baigandine You are right-the name for it is ephebophilia and I would hope that the Onion would be smart enough to know that.

[ZombieAmi]

omg that is grosss

[gamerunknown]

Paedophiles are so hard to please

[DSakaiOnRye]

"If a mans scent does not attract bears, he is not a man at all"

[andrespereyda]

ya, girls should think about pleasing guys. but they can do whatever they want

[andrespereyda]

@andrespereyda i mean, guys should think about pleasing girlz too. within reason

[TheStationzero]

I wish this was real

[jin54363]

@TheStationzero

why do you think its fake?

[deathbyplutonium]

@jin54363 it is fake its on the Onion

[FLASH2394]

@jin54363 are you an idiot?

[jin54363]

@FLASH2394

i wasn't talking to you, back off.

[FLASH2394]

@jin54363 no you're being a dumbass

[jin54363]

@FLASH2394

lol, then why are you wasting time with dumbass people like me?

[FLASH2394]

@jin54363 i enjoy pointing out that people are retarded

[jin54363]

@FLASH2394

again, if i'm retarded, do you like to waste your "precious" little time with retarded like me?? is that right?

if so, then i will enjoy this.

keep trolling

[FLASH2394]

@jin54363 "with retarded like me" wow how old r u?

[jin54363]

@FLASH2394

17

[FLASH2394]

@jin54363 so your parents are siblings?

[jin54363]

@FLASH2394

none yo business

[FLASH2394]

@jin54363 ill take that as a yes

[jin54363]

@FLASH2394

what an idiot, you take as an yes, yet... without knowing the asnwer...

don't try to guess

[FLASH2394]

@jin54363 omfg you are the dumbest fuck ever!

[MadThad0890]

girl had some nice legs.