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judging by zombieland, I guess Woody Harrelson really is a NATURAL BORN KILLER. repeat NATURAL BORN KILLER. I hope nobody's too dumb to realize what I am implying
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Hey dude u should watch nightmare on elm street or battle Los Angeles, battle Los Angeles is epic and it's about war. Nightmare on elm street is kinda scary but I loved it :) hope this helps bro ;)
Anyone know any really GOOD scary movies of 2009-2011? I need some good ones to watch with my gf. Ive alrdy seen paranormal activity 1-2, Insidious, The hills have eyes and a couple more. I want the scariest ones!!
such a cool dude. Where's his hetero-lifemate matthew mcconaughey? They should play brothers in the sequel, and Bill Murray should come back to life and make us laugh again.
I think we all know that the shotgun IS the weapon of choice when it comes to zombie's. Or maybe a car's bumper.
@HunterBeck111 correction: cats have much more physical abuse history in movies than dogs. See: Monty Python Holy Grail, Drag me to Hell, Book of Eli, etc.
Why do so many people try to write ''LOWL 46 PEEPEL ARE GHEY BECAUSE DEY DISLIKE VIDEO LOL I FUNNY'' Its not funny, Its just getting fucking annoying.
@MiniBunchy no he doesn't, he's a character in a script that is named Tallahassee, Florida. that's all the author gave him. god, don't you understand movies?
@MiniBunchy you too buddy, and apparently you don't since you're getting aggressive and don't understand that not ALL characters are generated with a real name
@ 0:21, u can see the boom mic at the top left corner
sickestdancer98 3 days ago
these are more like tips not rules lol what dumbass made the titles?
bizybuzz619 4 days ago
This is one of the few movies to not end a cliffhanger that i feel warrants a sequel.
jimmy134496 5 days ago
thumbs up if the boom mic through-out the video distracted u
zZTimetoKillZz 1 week ago
THERE IS ALWAYS A FUCKING CAT XD!!!!!!!!!!!!
HoSsXReFleX 2 weeks ago
and then...JENGA!!!1
Uberbabies 2 weeks ago
boom enters frame @ 0:20
TheRoyKenes 2 weeks ago
@TheRoyKenes i saw it lol
smithcarey1 2 weeks ago
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TheRoyKenes 2 weeks ago
top left corner at 0:21 ;)
seaviper101 3 weeks ago
@seaviper101 good eye :D
ruen109andcoa17 3 weeks ago
Was the cat off camera a Zombie? Good shot.
scoobiesnacker 3 weeks ago
Tallahassee is Merle from Walking Dead!!!!
SFsBest1 1 month ago
@SFsBest1 lol
metalheadz2504 1 month ago
@SFsBest1 No he's not.
DavidGHayes91 4 weeks ago
He´s got a 16 pound ball... (pun intended)
gokusama666 1 month ago
JENGA! -cat screaming- LOL poor kitty
TigerWolfSpirit 1 month ago
TWINKIES!!!
yushigo12 1 month ago
thumbs up if you want zombe land 2
tontalo 1 month ago 152
He bowls...overhand
TheMandolineer 1 month ago
Suckmynut8822 suck my nut
flillyou123 1 month ago
haha fail att 0:22 you can see the speaker ir somthing that records the sound
xcooblackx 1 month ago
this movie is garbage period
Suckmynut8822 1 month ago
@Suckmynut8822
Obviously your the only one who thinks so...
Breakneckhydra1 1 month ago
I always take the little pink bowling ball xD
Algotify 1 month ago
Roy Munson and Ernie McCracken together again!
kitkompo 1 month ago
THUMBS UP IF YOU THE BLACK IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER AT 0:25 :)
nothebestlegobuild3R 1 month ago
*get a little steam then JENGA!*
peterX2996 1 month ago
i like Tallahassee's enthusiasm for violence and you Zuckerburg nut up or shut up.
guitarluvr53 1 month ago
" Dont use the little pink one" Haha
Razzle162 1 month ago
wow kitty got hurt
Broken1993Hearted 1 month ago
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if you love zombies watch DEWmsday on youtube i watched it and its pretty good
shipking1995 2 months ago
No shit, Zombieland IS a bowling ball
mac19971 2 months ago
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TheGagev 2 months ago
JENGA!
bamarine247 2 months ago 35
kingpin!
Unhallowed17 2 months ago
tallahassee is really really FUNNY (:
renteriasss 2 months ago
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what does "water for elephants" have to be promoted with zombie land for?
K1Sergi 2 months ago
what does "water for elephants" have to be promoted with zombie land?
K1Sergi 2 months ago
can someone of you translate it in italian, please?
951776601 2 months ago
eliet has never had a period
LonleyWolf339 3 months ago
GINGA!!!!!!!
xRawrMeansILoveYou0x 3 months ago
Did he share the rules on the social network?
MrDeaz 3 months ago
ITS OK... THE CAT WAS A ZOMBIE.
MrEightcatz 3 months ago
poor cat got flatined now is gunna b eatin by zombies or gets cooked ether way Poor Cat:(
NatureLVR576 3 months ago
lol keep tabbing 9
46Genes 3 months ago
keep pressing 6 he says my baaallls
jdoconnor100 3 months ago
That is epic
drunkdude194 3 months ago
press 9
danielss979797 4 months ago
i wonder if that was the cats brain
MrCoconut568 4 months ago
@TheIsaac2k10 I doubt it.
guildwarsguy123 4 months ago
I get eargasms when Jesse talks.
shinexo2 4 months ago
shit, i thought it was my cat screaming for a sec
661Sunshine 4 months ago
two misstakes bowling bowl? and if u keep your eyes at the top left corner u c the microphone a couple of times
fedexmoviesexspress1 4 months ago
JENGA! lol
LimitlessAeon619 4 months ago
my own rule baseball bat
mat7470 4 months ago
@mrepixsauce You are such a nerd....
Patrickidw 4 months ago
JINGA!!!
Whaty80 4 months ago
Ah, so THIS is what Mark Zuckerberg does in his spare time: Killing zombies.
Not really ... but that would be cool.
Sungetsu15 4 months ago
lol if only there was zombieland 2:the rise of tanks
MrEpixSauce 4 months ago
"Whats wrong with a ton of blood?" Do you really want to add AIDS to zombiefication?
Dragoj419 4 months ago
JINGA!
firespin98 4 months ago
BOWLING BOWL
CoolstoryQ 4 months ago
why does he act like michael cera so much?!?!?!
Harrisabd 5 months ago
JENGA!!! XD
kruger4444 5 months ago
Anyone else see the Top Right corner on the wide shot where the boom mic pole is dipping in?
smicky007 5 months ago
@smicky007 top left? yes top right nope
miciso666 5 months ago
I love how Woody talks about having a ton of blood. The man's a vegan xD
ElvishVegan 5 months ago
Damn that cat was 3 day's away from retirement!
genrator8 5 months ago
GO PITTSBURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
byakuyalover1 5 months ago
Fuck cats allways desturbes me!! Unlike my dog i just tell to walk away..
Dumb cats!
XcrazyX10 5 months ago
I still think Michael Cera would have been better than Jesse Eieenssnnenburg
andysanj 5 months ago
cool
Brickproduction100 5 months ago
all 49 dislikes are zombies ^^
TheBioum 5 months ago
Jenga!!!
335pinky533 5 months ago
He doesn't look like a Woody. He looks like a Jacob.
RebeccaDeVoyd 5 months ago
hes right its real fun with tons of blood
TheMaximizator 5 months ago
i not understand i speak spanish
sasukeyeda 5 months ago
judging by zombieland, I guess Woody Harrelson really is a NATURAL BORN KILLER. repeat NATURAL BORN KILLER. I hope nobody's too dumb to realize what I am implying
fohawk871 5 months ago 48
@fohawk871 Your saying he was in a movie called Natural Born Killers? Or are you just fishing for thumbs up?
MrHendrix17 5 months ago
@MrHendrix17 no, just stating that he was in a movie called natural born killers
fohawk871 5 months ago
@fohawk871 Sry but im german and i do not really understand so good what are you meaning . ;D
But in Z-Land he is a NBK! :D
majortok 2 months ago
@majortok *laugh* you mean what I am saying?
fohawk871 2 months ago
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KDpyrotechnics 5 months ago
0:21 YOU CAN SEE THE MICROPHONE!
AwsumPeeple 5 months ago 3
@AwsumPeeple LOL you're right!
MrRPeaper 5 months ago
Tell me how it goes and if u guys enjoy my opinions :)
SGTHECoDGAMER 5 months ago
Hey dude u should watch nightmare on elm street or battle Los Angeles, battle Los Angeles is epic and it's about war. Nightmare on elm street is kinda scary but I loved it :) hope this helps bro ;)
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Anyone know any really GOOD scary movies of 2009-2011? I need some good ones to watch with my gf. Ive alrdy seen paranormal activity 1-2, Insidious, The hills have eyes and a couple more. I want the scariest ones!!
lilrb2128 5 months ago
There is 49 zombies
Rpfin2 5 months ago
instead of liking my comment for no reason, how about subbing for no reason? but u can like this comment too ;)
Chipnetworks 6 months ago 2
LOL 0:30 Says "Bowling Bowl"
TheTazzyT 6 months ago 2
@TheTazzyT lol good catch
skillz03784 5 months ago
Top left hand corner, you can see what looks like a microphone.
PickNickProductions 6 months ago
Jinga
Cordell3410 6 months ago
Butt mud :D
TheWarCaptain 6 months ago
such a cool dude. Where's his hetero-lifemate matthew mcconaughey? They should play brothers in the sequel, and Bill Murray should come back to life and make us laugh again.
I think we all know that the shotgun IS the weapon of choice when it comes to zombie's. Or maybe a car's bumper.
wheelmanstan 6 months ago
I think that would cause some bleeding.
wtf58 6 months ago
Jinga!
kevin138379 6 months ago
It's always a cat....
MiMi86771 6 months ago
why the cat is a nazi, iam from germany, iam for you a nazi or my dog is that a nazi? Fuck you Alleng9
enemeyAC130above 6 months ago
Good marketing :)
336forlife 6 months ago
quite ironic cause woody was in a movie called king pin where he was a champion at bowling.
masterzombie161 6 months ago
Press 3 8D
metageart93 6 months ago
press 9 it's very funny
Failbob22 6 months ago
@Failbob22 indeed :D
NikrotiN 6 months ago
Francis & ellis
EsPoReNg 6 months ago
He fell asleep... hahaha press 3 fast
Killer5801 6 months ago
I think I'm gonna try that the next time I play jenga :D
fohawk871 6 months ago
I want zombieland 2
T50513 6 months ago 10
@T50513 Its confirmed, it will be out soon, and its in 3d, Tallahasse may not be in it.
JoshRoseification 6 months ago
keep hitting 9 for a strange cat sound and a weird dance XD
steve445467 6 months ago
@steve445467 That isn't a dance, he is obviously waiting for a high five. He just managed to hit that dang cat!
ragquan 6 months ago
keep clicking 57 to hear him go JINGA over and over
Codymixmasta 6 months ago
And..... JInga! cat : MEW!
Codymixmasta 6 months ago
There's always a cat in the background.
HollowAkasuki 6 months ago
Don't worry the cat's a zombie
mlogoofme906 6 months ago 278
@mlogoofme906 No the cat's a spy
AtheistHater 6 months ago
@AtheistHater no the cats a nazi spy
Alleng9 6 months ago
@mlogoofme906 lol tat
iqflo 3 months ago
You could pull your arm out of your socket like that... Why not just mount it on a metal pole?
Lolzwheejars 7 months ago
Im so happy he is haymitch
BabyNomNoms 7 months ago
bowling bowl
FatBoyEnJoi 7 months ago
0:13 zombie disappear
ninom97 7 months ago
1freak1015 Because it sounds funny xD
LePrincesseEnchante 7 months ago
BAZINGA
WuffMC 7 months ago
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A CAT!!!!!
1freak1015 7 months ago 322
@1freak1015 because if it was a dog people would be sad
imlost19 5 months ago 25
@imlost19 Fuck dogs! i dont like them
1freak1015 5 months ago
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@imlost19 Shut up you fool.
MrBabyslimer 3 months ago
@imlost19 fuck that and fuck dogs, is the kitty ok?!!
loktono 1 month ago
@1freak1015 Because they're hated the world over
outtaker 5 months ago
@outtaker mistake, your hated the world over, not cats or dogs
HunterBeck111 4 months ago
@HunterBeck111 correction: cats have much more physical abuse history in movies than dogs. See: Monty Python Holy Grail, Drag me to Hell, Book of Eli, etc.
outtaker 4 months ago
@outtaker The Roomate...Who puts a cat in a dryer?
Picturewithmusic 4 months ago
@Picturewithmusic Apparently they do.
outtaker 4 months ago
Why do so many people try to write ''LOWL 46 PEEPEL ARE GHEY BECAUSE DEY DISLIKE VIDEO LOL I FUNNY'' Its not funny, Its just getting fucking annoying.
AHUtch81 7 months ago
@AHUtch81 know what else is annoying? Listening to people bitch about people saying stuff on youtube. :)
highmanify 7 months ago 4
@highmanify amen to that
MrBladdersplatter 7 months ago
@MrBladdersplatter JINGA!!!
benjai97 7 months ago
I LOVE ZOMBIELAND!
onecrazybff 7 months ago 6
46 people have a massive head trauma right now ....
sensesfailler 7 months ago 5
It's so depressing to find out people are still using the off-camera cat joke.
BlackAngusYoung 7 months ago
The guy at the gas station in this movie played in pearl harbor.
You just expiernced my random fact of the day. Enjoy! :)))
keepabreasttoday 7 months ago
@ADHD365 The bowling ball died
dumbcow1 7 months ago
@MiniBunchy grow up kid
aztecaspride 8 months ago 3
That cat really gets around.
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KaceeTheresa 8 months ago
Random cat.
ATLjade1 8 months ago
...or take a iphone and kill the zombies with giant ball in Zombie Ball
MissPetrifly 8 months ago
Poor kitty has massive head trauma now ._.;;;
PNRyo 8 months ago
It's always the cats that has to get hurt -.-
P0PCORNMIXX 8 months ago
"Don't use the lil pink one." bahahaha
starLifeEagleT39 8 months ago
yo tallahassee why the fuck do you put a 3 on your cars
ChineseDude4Ever 8 months ago
watch the top-left corner from 0:20 to see the boom :)
ABlackbirdOnline 8 months ago 3
How about putting the ball on the hood of a hoody, then tighten the hood so the ball cant get out? Now you have a 3 foot wrecking ball. Duh, winning!
Liikavarvas2 8 months ago
ur black ops call of the dead
XxKIllerX3 8 months ago
If there ever would be a zombie Apocalypse, it would be the gamers that would survive XD
MRresievil310 8 months ago 6
@MRresievil310 The non fat gamers.Rule #1-Cardio.
woolfknight1 8 months ago
@MRresievil310 Not true. there are way too many idiots that would throw a molotov or light a zombie on fire
darodaro9 8 months ago
Whats Tallahasses real name???
MiniBunchy 8 months ago
@MiniBunchy Woody
megantronchan 8 months ago
@megantronchan NO not the actors name Witchitas real name in zombieland is krysta thats what i mean
MiniBunchy 8 months ago
@MiniBunchy he doesn't have one
megantronchan 8 months ago
@megantronchan YES HE DOES why would som1 not name their baby
MiniBunchy 8 months ago
@MiniBunchy no he doesn't, he's a character in a script that is named Tallahassee, Florida. that's all the author gave him. god, don't you understand movies?
megantronchan 8 months ago
@megantronchan FUCK U actually i understand movies
MiniBunchy 8 months ago
@MiniBunchy you too buddy, and apparently you don't since you're getting aggressive and don't understand that not ALL characters are generated with a real name
megantronchan 8 months ago
@megantronchan ok fag my name is josh now suck a dick
MiniBunchy 8 months ago
@MiniBunchy okay douche, I'm not a fag, I'm a girl, I don't give a damn what you're name is, you have no dick, deal with it.
megantronchan 8 months ago
@megantronchan actually i have a dick now go fuck urself
MiniBunchy 8 months ago
@MiniBunchy a dick that's 1.2 inches while erect
megantronchan 8 months ago 5
@megantronchan one of the funniest comments I've read in a while haha
Pun1sh3r1 8 months ago 2
@Pun1sh3r1 ;) oh come on, you know it's true (that's how all mean guy's dicks are, it's why they're so angry)
megantronchan 8 months ago
@megantronchan lmao they're overcompensating for their small wieners
Pun1sh3r1 8 months ago
@Pun1sh3r1 XD lol exactly
megantronchan 8 months ago
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MiniBunchy 8 months ago
@MiniBunchy like i care
megantronchan 8 months ago
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did the bowling ball died?
4ustr4li4 8 months ago
@4ustr4li4 lol, yep
megantronchan 8 months ago
Meowwww!
kalargyi 8 months ago
My name is Elliott, I thought they were talking to me when I started the video......
SniperKingz 8 months ago 6