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  • The only real differences we have are trivial and the list is short. US is worse in crime, and ignorant about certain things. But 95% the same I'd say.

  • @crackparty i wouldnt say 95% , most people here go to jail for drug related crimes , in the states most people go to jail for violent crimes , theres maybee a shooting once a week in toronto and thats a city with millions of people one of our biggest cities , you guys have multiple shootouts daily in your big cities ,even shootouts at schools. i would say canadian is completley different from the US and all the people in it are different and less violent

  • We Americans don't hate or care about Canadians, we just know you guys exist when we see your dull and boring license plates on our roads.

  • Canadians know when to grow up.

  • You really shouldn't claim intellectual superiority (#15) when your post if full of so many spelling and grammatical errors.

    And really? You tout our natural resources and show a pic of hundreds of softwood logs? If the photographer just turns a little to the right and took a pic you'd see how ugly clear cutting is. It's not something to brag about.

  • anyone who reads this is really stupid

  • 21st reason Americans are WAAAYYYYY to defensive of their country looks like they have to face that people just like us better :) xD

  • haha i m impresed!!!! DIDNT NO AMERICA'S COULD COUN'T THAT HI.  psspelling quiz

  • The europeans DONT like the americans anymore! Cause they want to say what we have to do! Your banks are worse than ouers and i know what im talking about cause im swiss we have to deal with these corupt banks to!

  • I'm in Toronto and I love Americans, they're sexy, funny and socially easygoing. They're patriotic and united yet outspoken about their differences. They have an underlying "keep it real" vibe and alls I see here is pretentious, boring & sexless. Sooo friendly AND VAPID! Canada's mantra: "it could always be worse". Canadian girls are "princesses" the last to drop trou on the nude beaches of the world - hopelessly naive, shy & antisocial. Cool & sexy is obscene & mocked here. Oh Cana-duh..

  • Wow as a Canadian I'm offended, first half your "facts" are wrong and second the ones that aren't are terrible stereotypes. Canada does have illegal immigration it just doesn'make the news as often and often involves smuggling humans in shipping containers from Asia. Don't even get me started on the gay pride parades or how clean our cities are. You should just take this down and go sit quietly until you grow up

  • hey dick shit driving age i usa is 16 and all you are is a little fucker that prob got restraining order from the usa and now you got mad so you made a video you fucking ungraceful bratt and usa and canada are very big allies but gets ruined because of your little sorry ass you dickrider

  • You didn't know Allah is God? Oh boy.....

    BTW, Buddhists can still worship God.

  • jealous american bitches

  • I would change the title to: Major differences between Canada and USA.

  • how is celine doin not # 1fuck thats almost a good enough reason to nuke us!!!!!!

  • Your reasons are pathetic. I say America should blow Canada up.

    By the way there is more immigrants in Canda, they all go there because you guys let them and they can get citizenship faster.Not all americans are fat every world has fat people.There is a reason for the driving age and the drinking and gambling age. I can't believe you are proud of gambling. So inconclusion Americans don't hate Canadians for that. they hate them because all they do is talk trash about Americans cuz they jealous

  • @angelcakebby24 yup, im so jealous that were not 15 trillion dollars in debt, im so jealous that our country isnt deeply divided on almost every issue and all Canada has is natural beauty and our biggest stereotype is that were nice and say "eh" while America's is being fat and stupid.....

  • @angelcakebby24 first off, "..every world has fat people" are you twelve? every world? it should be country and no not all we do is talk trash about. what makes the states so important that we should be trashing you all the time? we alllll know the states thinks they're the centre of the world but your not and not everyone is dissin ya all the time. take your head out of your ass you ignorant patriot.

  • @705graff haha that was my mistakek, but still if we werent so important videos like these shouldn't be made. I mean seriously Americas name is in everyones mouth in Europe and in Canada

  • just to correct reason 19, "you only have to be 19 to gamble" -- false.

    In Alberta, once you hit 18 you are a fully legal adult, and you can gamble, drink, smoke, whatever the hell a 40 yr old is allowed to do, you can do at 18 in Alberta.

    Is that a good thing? maybe not... but that's the way it is here.

  • It's only 19 in BC. The rest of Canada is 18

  • #7 umm i am canadian but i  have to say look at Hamilton Ontario... Asscrack of southern ontario

  • can drive at 16..or 15 with an adult

  • #5 is not something Canada should be proud about, so I dont know why is it there.#6 true. # also true.#7 also true (but its not like that frozen wasteland oops i mean most of northern Canada is like an accident of nature lol)#11 is true and also more violence.#12.very homophobic and discriminatory of you but I have to agree :/ #14 YOUR MOTHER FUCKING PROBLEM EH#15 wow the perfect stereotypical ignorant..ironically talking about intelligence. #16 so so true# 14 in Alberta is bullshit and in USA

  • @LaHyuuga this whole video is a joke, you know this right?

    We Canadians love to kid around, probably our greatest export to the U.S. is our comedians.

    #14 driving age... not sure what the rules are today, you may be right, but when I was a kid, learner's permit (have to drive with a valid permit holder) was available at 14 and full permit at 16...

    (also, no permit required to operate farm or recreational vehicles on private property, regardless of age, not sure if this is still true today)

  • Reason #1: completely stupid, #2 I'm actually glad it says that. Americans have a big past with Puritians and strictly religious people, I know thats not the case anymore and not to be rude Im just expressing myself but Atheism disgust me btw Allah is the same thing as G-d idiot and Buddha is not considered a god in Buddhism.#3 is a sad part of our history#4 first part is just stupid 'better northern landscape?" do you have any other? And yes sadly Detroit is gross.

  • Who ever made this video is extremely ignorant

  • I HAVE ONE TOO!! U.S.A is in 13 billion dollars of debt... CANADA FTW........ Just kidding I love Americans ;D

  • @IAMDAMONSTA LOL USA wishes it had $13 billion in debt - try $15 Trillion in debt.

  • wow you americans are dumb lol right off the hop number 1 that was not the first time our dollar was greater then your do some research. It may have been 30 years ago that the last time we went over but last year was not the first

  • both are nice

  • Um the Driving age in Alberta is NOT 14 years old. & NEVER WAS. that's just stupid lol

  • @DeejayNebula You can get your registered Learner's license at Age 14...So it is technically the driving age if you are legally allowed to drive a motor vehicle at 14, as long as you're in a vehicle with someone with their DRIVER's license.

  • @the123403to215D I guess that way it works. i'm from sask, i got my learners at 15. but yeah i was meaning, when you can drive by yourself, with your DRIVER's license!

    But i agree on what you said lol

  • #11, we have the hells angels. they are quite the influential group that probably shouldn't be taken lightly. #17 we have the largest ecological footprint, and we don't have nearly as much people as other countries (thats a bad thing) #18 I'm not proud a child is driving around..any guesses why we have so many car accidents? I'm canadian and I'd choose canada over US any day but, we still have a crap load of our own problems canadians are not proud about.

  • I can't agree with #9 as a canadian. our immigration system lets any jo-blow in. actual canadians working is smaller percent than foreigners it would seem, and people running businesses or deal with public seem to not know english or french (more so than never).. now our crime rate is increasing because of these people we let in, and our rights are being changed to meet foreign standers from 3rd world countries. basically we legally allow losers, frauds, and crazies into our country.

  • im canadian and this video is really stupid and the person who made it is a dumbass.

  • HA, I laugh at this video, you know why? Without Canada, America's little ass would be in hell, because that place you call home, used to be hell until we came and helped give freedom to your country. Personally, I HATE america, only because we've done so much for them, and they've done NOTHING in return.

  • @Starlight511125 That is a pretty bold statement for somebody that really doesn't know much about the subject. I am Canadian by the way.

  • @Starlight511125 I agree with the last bit.

  • @Starlight511125 Really like what?

  • I am Canadian and in fact, Albertan, and i know for a fact to actually get your DRIVERS license you must be 16. 14 is only for learners. Also this title should be called why Canada is better than USA, but it is so bias it is not legit and most of these are not facts.

  • The drinking age is 18 only in Quebec the rest of Canada is 19.

  • @sugarrush5016 actually its 18 in Alberta

  • im canadian... ye some of these are somewhat right but alot are just plane stupid... some of it doesnt even matter... trust me we have plenty of gay people canada is just way more accepting than america... canada did burn down the first white house... just gunna add that...and canada pollutes too... we also have discusting places like that picture of detroit...oh and another thing canadas legal drinking age is 18! :D

  • @SUKmyBBC101 Seriously it was the Brits who burned it down. Your history is messed up.

  • @angelcakebby24 who do you think the brits where, they where the canadians, as they where british and belonged to the british colonys thru out its history, many of the units of 1812 where all canadain

  • really usa has to many gays are you fucking kidding me the only problem in america is that gay marriage is still illegal in some states canada is honestly a way better place to live

  • I'm Canadian and consider this video stupid. 

  • Taxan is what Americans can expect (export?) more of in order to pay off the debt owed to China.

  • I just want to know what a "taxan" accent is.

  • The Canadian who did this vid is eating way too much yellow snow!

  • Um.............ok?

  • hay retard think again you have to 16 not 18 to drive, and 13 for a motorcycle.

  • This video was almost as dumb as some of the comments here!

  • I know this was a joke, but I just wanna say this. I LOVE CANADA AND I AM AMERICAN!!! Thank you, that is all.

  • American and proud!

  • @MrInfinity97 be proud man. This so called canadian is probably one of those that his father should have just ejaculated on his mothers belly. I'm canadian and think this asswipe is just a f'ing tool. I wonder if the americans still have scud missiles left over cause this tool needs one up his ass.

  • 0:52 THATS NOT A DOLLAR. THATS AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL FED NOTE!!!

  • Everyone talks about this RACE problem and says that this RACE problem will be over when the third world pours into EVERY White country and ONLY into White countries. Everyone says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY White country and ONLY White countries to “assimilate,” that is, intermarry, with all those non-Whites. According to the UN, this is genocide. They claim they are anti-racist, but what they are is anti-White. Anti-racist is a code word for anti-White.

  • @3:33The Driving age in Florida is 16 not 18

  • This is shit. Mostly personal opinions and weak facts. I'm canadian and don't hate the USA for any of these points stated

  • i personally am i canadian and, I'm sorry, but you give us a bad name...

  • You sir are not Canadian because you have no class at all... I happened to live down in the States they are great people and very patriotic. Doesn't mean they hate us.

  • @TheMaddHatterCA 1. Try to imagine how much brainwashing it would take to convince all the Asians living in Asia, that they need to go ahead and replace themselves (in Asia) with North African Muslims????

    2. Now imagine that they were so totally mind conditioned and brainwashed. That they really believed it would be RACIST not to????

    If you manage to do that: Welcome to the world of the white Anti-whites!

    So my question is: Can anyone think of something dumber than a white Anti-white????

  • @WhiteHussar83 Uhm? Bro where did this come from my comment had nothing to do with race? We are a diverse nation it's the way it is? Nobody is hating on the Caucasian population. Nor do we have any reason to... I'm honestly astounded and dumbfounded as to where this rant came from?

  • @WhiteHussar83 You're a retard and a whiny bitch

  • @TheMaddHatterCA "Anti-racists"(anti-Whites) want to see less and less White children in their localities as the years go by.

    They can`t deny that because the "anti-racist"(anti-White) policies they advocate and which are in operation in every White nation leads to that very situation(less White children in any given locality).

    It`s like denying that breathing air keeps you alive.

  • @TheMaddHatterCA Nobody says that Asia needs more diversity

    Nobody says that Africa needs more diversity

    Asia and Africa are already 100% diverse!

    Anti-racists only tell white children in white countries that they need more diversity

    Canada…America….Britain….Swede­n…Latvia will only be 100% diverse

    When there are NO WHITE CHILDREN LEFT!

    Diversity is a code-word for genocide!

    Anti-racism is a code-word for anti-white!

  • @WhiteHussar83 Can't tell if satire of complete idiot

  • #1 Reason Canadians hate USA... Canadian government has no brain, so does whatever the American government does.

  • HOW DID YOU FORGET OBESITY Americans, you know.

  • @yeayimawsome i'm canadian and i'm obese......

  • @zerox505 you dont always need tim hortons new XL, or the upsized double big mac. glad i could help

  • hey kid, i get it you want to look cool in front of stupid friends. But your talking like george bush. Were better for less hurricanes gays ,less mexicans ( LMFAO okay just more immigrants then),garbage ( so we have a better system, so what), we have less gangs, drivers license and drinking license is higher? THATS GOOD...in the usa:D

    your just really immature for naming the reasons usa hates us. maybe if you said HIGHER CRIME RATE,RELAXED WITH GUN LICENSES,A COUNTRY THAT BELIEVES IN ONE MAN.

  • this is stupid! get your facts right!

  • learn to spell man.. Cdn to Cdn.. that was embarassing

  • Oh yeah and we don't hate you, but maybe i should start if you guys keep making these videos. we are all people get over it

  • yeah and it looks like a dumb canadian made this one. learn how to spell. and listen to better music..i love all types of music...but this just sucks

  • @christophersteven i'm sad to he's on our side of the border, you want him?

  • Was this made by someone in grade 4? Those were garbage reasons.

  • Pur driving age is 16

  • Canada is messed up aye?

  • @MrJbell020 noooo

  • 21 drinking age in calgary :/

  • You are wrong about the driving age, it is 16 everywhere. And the drinking age in Canada is 18 except for Ontario where it is 19.

  • @tmlms1313 damit i live in ontarioo

  • @tmlms1313 Actually, 19 is the legal drinking age except in Manitoba, Alberta and Quebec.

  • @tmlms1313 It's 19 in BC too.

  • I'm not sure how you can all be so stupid to not realize this video was done in jest.

  • This video is proof of what happens when we let idiots access the internet.

  • @W0wRs It's a joke. Your comment is proof of what happens when we let idiots access the internet. They don't understand simple jokes.

  • @bahramf I can read a description retard. Just because it's a joke doesn't all of a sudden make it funny or not pointless. Meanwhile your the fucking idiot writing 3 comments in a row about the exact same shit. Get off your high horse bud.

  • @W0wRs But it does mean he's not an idiot, idiot.

  • @bahramf Oh? Well I'd say about more then half of the comments that I've seen on this video are about him being an idiot. Also, the irony is rich in your comment.

  • Why america hates so much ? would be the right question.

  • You americans are just jelous because we're so beautiful :D

  • haha none of those a reasons to hate Canada

  • This guy is a moron... His grammar is horrible and he tries to speak for Canadians when he can barely speak English...

    English and French are the National languages of Canada...

    At least be good at one of these languages before you make a video.

  • @mslmrider He is JOKING Moron.

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  • I like how you said we're smarter then the states but spelt texan as taxan, have you even stopped to listen how people talk on the eastern coast of canada? No right to diss the southern accents... USA is as sweet as Canada. so shut up honky. Why USA hates Canada? people like you.

  • @doctorright You're a moron. He was joking.

  • @bahramf Well it was a dumb joke then, now your stupid too. Im so smart its retarded

  • @doctorright Asian countries for Asians

    Black countries for Blacks

    but White countries for Everybody ?

    Nobody is flooding Asia with non-asians and telling everybody to 'mix'

    Nobody is flooding Black countries with non-blacks and telling everybody to 'mix'

    Every White country,and ONLY White countries are expected to flood themselves with 3rd Worlders and 'assimilate' (inter-marry) to create a mixed up 'blended humanity'.

    This is nothing but an attempt to Genocide White people.

  • Agreed. Canada's great but where the states strives to us is its MORE like this mentality of welcome to the United States of America learn english, heres our culture accept it or go home. Canada's "melting pot" is 100% bullshit. it makes us a broken culture. Every race just clumps up and keeps to themselves.. I won't speak to or have a tolerance to the people that come to this country and don't speak english, its an insult to us. If I was in there country i would speak there language and culture

  • The person who made this video is probably an immigrant living in Canada lol :)... And no I'm not a USA person I'm canadian straight up native hahaha

  • I'll leave u with this... Australia is the best country on earth -:D

  • You can drive at 16 in America. You are right about homo problem an McDonald's though.

  • so much funny that every american comment here are only hating XD

  • i know this is a joke but it doesnt make any sence. embarrassing...

  • reason 19: u forgot one thing in Alberta you need to be 18 haha

  • Canada has all the nice chics and American want sex changes to become freaks !

    Obama is a Niggar and Harper is a Nigga cock sucker ...

  • Lol, I laughed at the driving age thing, you know you can drive at 13 with a farmers licence right?

  • @AIRburst95 is that a joke? you re serious? where???

  • what's a Taxan accent?

  • Canada has free healthcare.

  • usa is by far the most racist country in the world..

  • @MrFortunes YES IT IS

  • though its not true about us (canada) being more loved by other countries, and that we are a clean country. With harper on the throne, we are being hated, and we won't even honor our kioto thing. What a shame...

  • Americans and Canadians do not hate each other. We have the longest unprotected border in the entire world. We need each other. Whatever "Canadian" wrote this needs a serious education not only on the facts about the two countries but also a Grade 8 refresher in spelling. I have a hunch that @Cooltreivus does not speak or understand English as a first language. This list makes no sense at all. The only things it proves is that we have a very stupid person living in Canada.

  • @dukestreetking75 well you english canadian have the exact same culture as the americans. In fact you don,t have a culture and you just try to get by the american's. so of course you have no problem with them. but Its different for us who speak french. we are a different culture. A much stronger one. And we do not belong with you both.

  • @jwul28 thats racist because they are not the same culture!

  • @Professorology27 Racism?? when did you read that i hate them because of that?? when did i show a lack of respect?? I just say we are a different culture, and they should consider it, (something they do not do so easy) They think we are a united people, but the truth is that we french speakers are a sad minority, but not minor enuogh to be on our own, but they won,t let us go. We have to fight for our culture being preserved and not being assimilated.

  • 14 and driving in Alberta :)

  • I dont hate USA and no one has a valaible reason to hate them...

    War=pointless

    Afghan=We were together

    Money=Its only money

    Religion=Everyone has its own

    Gay=Dont care

    Divorce=not so bad

    And with all the others does it really worth the time to talk about it...

  • Actually Canada is a hated country. You guys are bugs that thing ur big and strong. ur not. Everyone is stronger. The in god we trust thing is about along time ago when the dollars were designed everyone believe in god and there was free religion so since everyone did we put that on the dollar. it's different today. It just hasn't been changed. By the way Canada sucks USA is 1000000000000000000000 times better.

  • @wheels0503 That big number at the end of your rant is your wonderful cuntry's obligations to the rest of the world. Have fun with DAT.

  • True

  • Haha, I'm Canadian! and a PROUD ONE!

  • if we stop giving you our oil and/or our water. you guys are fucked.

  • @kize127 And alot of our Premium wood

  • Umm here is the number 1 reason to hate Canada,and i am canadain,this country treats white people like we are scum of the earth,while refugees are treated like gods,fuck canada i hate this country,only wish Germany had won the war cause we would be alot better off then we are now,and before anyone starts that dont like it leave it B.s,dont like what i say,YOU LEAVE MY FUCKING COUNTRY

  • @HardCoreFreak67 you dont sound canadian at all. LEAVE MY COUNTRY is an american phrase.

  • i find it funny how the U.S makes fun of us CANADIANS but yet when YOU GUYS NEED US where always there helping you guys like ex: wit the WAR and HAITI ! & WHAT NOT SO SHUT UP !! what u should be doin is thankin us..

  • LOL wtf, I would have tripped out if I was high n watching this vid,,,,but w8, the uploader is joking n people who have serious comments seem retarded

  • People don't need a video to figure out how much the USA sucks hair nuts

  • @industry113 where r u from that is so great that you can rip on america

  • usa sucks come to canada

  • @superstar7870  There is very little difference between canada and the states.

  • @superstar7870 Canada is the worst country out there.

  • Illegal immigration, majority of our illegal immigration comes from overseas.

    But wait, it's a joke about some otherwise serious issues.

  • Finally, majority of Canada's provincial legal drinking age is 18, not all 19. This has proven detrimental to the lives of many lost due to impaired driving, and other driving-related incidences. It's also obvious why people from Mexico don't walk across our border. Could have something to do with access and convenience? While I'm not for or against

  • @rupydisease Quebec, Manitoba, and Alberta are the only Canadian provinces that have a legal drinking age of 18. The rest; Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Newfoundland(+Labrador), P.E.I, Ontario, Saskatchewan, British Columbia are all 19, including the 3 territories. If your going to harp at someone's spelling and grammar, maybe you should have correct facts first.

  • First, please have someone proof read your statements for spelling, sentence structure, and grammar. Secondly, don't hate on gay pride, it's 100% legal across all provinces and territories, unlike in the US. Third, stating that more countries like us, you should consider re-evaluating since some of the Harper Government changes such as our pull from Kyoto. While the legal driving age in most of Canada is 16, it takes us 3 years to receive a license through the graduated licensing program.

  • USA SUCKS.

  • @Dascorpio36 Oh really=where r u from that is so much better=come on i dare you to say it

  • @Dascorpio36 Agreed! haha

  • reason 12 is bullshit. its good to have more gay pride parades

    other ones are pretty dumb too.

  • USA hates everyone.

  • cANADA SUCKS

  • @wheels0503 So does your grammar and punctuation.

  • @TheOfficialOnyxBlack This isn't school stupid bitch

  • @wheels0503 You know it's funny, I don't recall saying it was.

  • CANADA SUCKS!

  • @wheels0503 you suck, I'm proudly Canadian ,

  • @MrAndrei316 Dont listen to morons.Most Americans love our neighbors and I know that many Canadians love us to.

  • @OU812DAVESTER You are correct. Canadians usually only dislike the idiot Americans who give the entire nation a bad name

  • @TheOfficialOnyxBlack it's true. us canadans don't hate americans, just the dumb ones. since you guys have 10x the population we do, there are a lot of dumb ones, but also a lot of smart ones.

  • @MrAndrei316 You suck. USA is way better, and stronger than Canada. You may be proud, but i hate you guys, we hate you cause you hate us. So i hope Canada gets invaded.

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  • @wheels0503 not all canadians hate you. you may think that we hate you because we dislike how you treat people how you pollute and in a lot of your states you have a lot more racism and stuff but all im saying is i dont hate america it is a nice place to live its just a lot of the decisions you guys make fuck a lot of things up..

  • Dude. The in god we trust thing. Most people in the usa trust god. But unlike china in america you can worship anyone.

  • @wheels0503 Amen

  • You forgot that in Alberta the legal age to drink gamble and purchase tobacco products is only 18..not 19

  • Why do we have so many states??? So that we can keep the socialist loving liberals ,to live in the states where their failed policies will hurt them. Then their brains may start to work. but I doubt it.

  • Homophobic? I was defending the gay people. The guy who made this video seems to have a problem with them, and his problem is unreasonable. He is saying he wants religious freedom, but not religious freedom. It makes no sense.

  • (and i fogot in stats 95% of the american like canada so your video is shit xD some with some idiot reason :P )

  • i'm canadian .. Québecois and i aprove most of this fact but Canada's absolutely not a clean country like come on and to answer to all the american haters who comment i just want to said taht it said that is a joke and i truly love USA but stop hating our country like for real you kidding what you have to said about us ? so that's all and sorry for my english i'm a 15 years old french so xD LONG LIVE TO USA AND CANADA TOGETHER !!!