Dave Chapelle - Men and Women Phsycology - Very True

[GregoryMoncayo]

8:20. the guy who yelled YES is fucking hysterical

[Mufasa7270]

Very true!

[krwurten]

8:22 YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[Danishkringle3000]

GOTCHA BITCH!

[DaddyFatSzack]

Women sometimes are just so stupid. I love them, but for god sakes no man will ever completely understand them

[SHOOKEDsoul2]

Just suck his dick, play with his balls,fix him a sandwich, and don't talk so much and he'll be happy! 100 !

[OuterSpace90]

GOTCHA BITCH!

[jocholapin]

>>>>>> FUCK !!! <<<<<<<

[grunt1105]

"thong contest" "YES!"

[MsrSiris]

@grunt1105 Cracks me up every time.

[dirtyzombiedude]

Sometimes all the Guy wants is sex because maybe the female has nothing else to offer.no conversation skills. No real goals so yeah hit and run gotta get those numbers up guys u know what I'm talking about

[prodhart20]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH­AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dudedysseus]

Dave Chapelle sounds like the Joker.

[DJQ430]

I'm a woman watching this and everything he has said is fucking true women really did kill chivalry we don't like to admit it but its fucking true!!!

[Agasca121]

nice videooo 

[AmandaWeird]

Hmm...he spit this joke on Conan. Still funny, but a witty guy like that could get more material.

[kontaktseistrup]

You know the crowd is a buch of melon munchers when you hear uh uhuhuggg ugugugugugg uuuggugugug, every time there's a punchline

[cowtipper222]

@kontaktseistrup OR maybe Dave is just that FUNNY. Dont be a debbie downer... no one like that.

[LaPlumeDeMaTante1]

@kontaktseistrup

Just look at the mong guy in the audience at 0:01 ... if that's your kind of audience it shouldn't be so difficult to make them laugh.

[kontaktseistrup]

@LaPlumeDeMaTante1 you calling me a nigger as an insult...I like you. I like very much.

[LaPlumeDeMaTante1]

@kontaktseistrup

What are you talking about? I didn't call you anything, I was talking about Chapelle and his audience.

[eangellmn1]

@kontaktseistrup I'M SURPRISED THERE'S NOT ANOTHER K IN UR NAME U RACIST PIECE OF CRAP. TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? AND LIVING AT HOME WITH UR MOM AND DAD AT 28 ISN'T AN OCCUPATION. DAVE CHAPPELLE IS THE SHIT AND U ARE JUST A LIVING PUNCHLINE TO ALL HIS JOKES CONCERNING RACIST PEOPLE AND THIS COMMENT IS COMING FROM A WHITE GUY. PS, PLEASE TELL ME UR NOT WHITE BCUZ YOU WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER ADDED EMBARRASSMENT TO THE CAUCASIAN RACE. SAY HI TO UR MOM N DAD FOR ME.

[kontaktseistrup]

@eangellmn1 I'm 18 live in Svenborg by myself and I am studying mechanical engineering, I am merely pointing out the funny reactions of the negro crowd.

[CantFearWontFear]

@eangellmn1 nice trolling :)

[iamaferriswheel]

"ooh nice porche..." Gotcha bitch!

[MrJamaica713]

Lmao just pat on her ass and ill come out!

[HONEYLOVEBLISS]

i got dat weed nigga just pat her on the butt and i'll come out LMAAAOOOOO

[megadoudatron]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TheAwesomemuslimgirl]

Can't get enough of watching Dave Chapelle's videos!!! this man is funny as hell XD

[dbraa2]

lol this vid saved my relationship

[TheRealisticperson]

he should also include if we could get a women without a education we wont go to college

[ryounutZ]

still the king...

[fredericksantos]

0:15

Dave Chapelle:... like men aren't gentlemen anymore? (All women cheer)

Dave Chapelle: Chivalry IS dead. And women killed it. (All men cheer)

[mycarsondub]

@fredericksantos also look at the bitch that stopped her boyfriend from clapping at the bottom right of the screen at 0:30

[berryford]

The guy in the bottom right hand corner that you first see in 0:28 needs to leave that women. He cant enjoy the rest of the show because his woman cant take a joke? Jeeeeez.....

[TheJeremiewatson]

Bottom right, the woman. 0:28

LOL! Chivalry IS dead!. :)

XD

[magua4]

Dave Chapelle: divine comedy interspersed with tremendous societal insights "see 3:00"

[Thesurone]

so true...

[skangmox]

Remember when he used to be funny ? Ya me either

[tehfuxx]

@skangmox joke...maybe? dave chappelle is the funniest motherfucker

[UltimegaSeven]

@skangmox

Neither*

[TheMonkiAss]

he is hiiiigh

[addictedtocinema]

Psychology* 

[MrStar700]

Come on ladies it's a joke. Man do think different than we do, they see things different so what? I'm white and myself and my black girlfriends have our own thing called "your folks"! When something hits the news that a white person did that was stupid I get a "your folks' email. I do the same, we have a great time with it. Winter is the time for white folks to act up they have to be rescued from snow covered mountains and such and the summmer is Black Folks time, BBQ's and heat not good. LOL

[Samtino20]

best part is that its all true

[reffinsoop2525]

"David.... We need to talk.."

"FUCK!!!"

[LATiNALOkA8]

lol "gotcha bitch"

[SOLIDSNAKEXXX360]

thats why a lot of women these days cant be respected, respect needs to be earned, not by being an emotional immature baby, who does nothing but be emotional all day because they are lonely and need to feel special on a regular basis, but there are a lot of guys like that too, like the girly men who attract those kinds of loser chicks

[Jugggggiiiiiiiii]

psychology**?

[avenged7xguitar]

GOTCHA BITCH

[UnknownUserName4267]

@hotty1100 It's not that we think ALL women do but a lot are very materialistic. It's good that you're an exception to the rule but it doesn't invalidate the rule itself.

[youhateme2012]

@Hotty1100 We don't just want SEX we would also like a faithfull Women.

[hotty1100]

seriously its getting annoying that all guys say women only want money and thats not true.. alot of women like me do not give a crap about money and just want a nice cute guy to love them and treat them like a princess.. no guy EVER payed for me and i rather pay for myself so you guys need to stop listening to everything other men say about us because its not true. but their are alot of gold diggers out there too because they lost hope in guys because all i hear from guys is they just want sex..

[iv4etyyy]

@hotty1100 relax girl...it's just a joke...why are you takin' it personally?

[MachinaSapien]

@hotty1100 cause we do want sex....pretty simple. and you cant be treated like a princess by a guy with no money, so you shot yourself in the foot. chapelle wins again.

[hotty1100]

@MachinaSapien

i will be treated like a princess by what he TELLS me not by what he gives me.. and i'm just saying that as long as guys are only looking for sex, they will NEVER find a good faithful woman. you know there are more important things in life other than just sex..

[27suf]

What's the song playing in the end?

[cmoney3277]

@27suf DMX-Party Up In Here

[27suf]

@cmoney3277 Thanks man

[buakawkaoklai]

DUDES THAT STOOD UP GOT NO PUSSY FOR WEEKS

[naunaufication]

only black people in the seats!!! when was that?

[Fab4Sunrises]

Chivalry is NOT dead! Although I'm a girl I have to practice it cause guys I know won't.

[X3iMeep]

This is why I'm glad that my mom never let me read beauty magazines.

[metalalan]

@QuikDJ Everybody is a whore.

[MrJj604]

learn how to spell first... LOL  Phsycology?

[adamigo]

grape drink!

[stefXxify]

"Shivelry is dead and, women killed it"- Is the only thing I agree with Chapelle, the rest is just plain streotypical.

[klavier285]

Dave Chapelle is probably the funniest comedian alive.

[pedronorth]

240p.. we meet again.

[kevalelusa]

@pedronorth shitty comment, we meet again

[insanity3398]

Like this if you really don't care what year you're watching this in but you're watching it anyway.

[MrJarth]

liked and Favorited.

:D

[LOGICandREAS0N]

this is fuckin great

[freighter014]

A LOT better than chris rock's "men vs women" routine. god i love dave chappelle

[samsamsamsamsamaaaaa]

"Her titties are all mashed together..... poppin out of the top of her turtleneck and shit"

[Yolastresort]

lolol "phsycology". OP, you do English good.

[1stjtru]

352 dislikes!?!?!?! they must be Christians haha

[IcetricX]

@1stjtru Lol...what?

[strife311]

Hahahahaha i can't believe how many people are just seeing this for the first time. This was out a few years even before chapelle show was out. I'm pretty sure about 14 years ago on hbo. It's classic though!

[xXrenzo26Xx]

DAMMMMN LOOK AT'EM TITTIES

[SJxVeNoM]

Gotcha bitch!

[sdgundam37]

HAHAHAH THIS SOME REAL SHIT

[obando87]

Real talk nikka

[Hasurdz]

He's better than kevin hart in my opinion

[DaQueenCityViet]

@Hasurdz alot better.

[DaQueenCityViet]

@DaQueenCityViet in fact Dave is the best.

[HeeHify]

FUCK!!

[XeloniusLoL]

a thong contest "YES!"

[Masebook]

The TRUTH! These damn women's magazines are killing ladies' self esteem!

[WalksThroughLife]

So funny! Thumbs up for Chapelle

[SixFootEightTao]

like if ur still watching this in 2012

[koentejb]

@SixFootEightTao who isn't?

[bust3rblader]

@SixFootEightTao im watching this is "shut the fuck up" and im from the year 2016

[xhmoobx]

@SixFootEightTao na I watched this in 2420

[1hiya1]

david.. we need to talk..

"FUCK!"

[MiguelCurry]

7:09 is the best

[MiguelCurry]

Ooh nice Porsche. Gotcha Bitch.

[WaywardWinds]

Love his rendition of the thong song lmao

[homergibson88]

Dave we need to talk

FUCK!!!!!

XD

[Tenryo]

348 women dislike this video.

[deathmetalshredify]

GOTCHA BITCH!

[Twostones00]

The number one reason hookers can't make a living is too much amature competition. Many girls just give it away.

[OGWonkavisionHD]

Dr. Delores Tucker is an Idiot that called me " The Devil" for ignoring her and being left handed.

[SleepingAtTheMovies]

lol at the guy after he said thong contest"YEEEES!!!"

[mYcHeMiCaLCaThY]

The nice car thing got me!! Lol too true...

[Hellsconsort]

I didn't like this guy at first but after you watch a few more he's pretty funny at times and has some points, even though he's using humour to get it accross.

[holyfuckitsjustin]

lmfao this is fantastic

[CherryadeGoon]

Gotcha Bitch

[qharoon17]

He is a muslim now.

[relivemetallica]

If only Dave stayed with Comedy Central, so many more hours of entertainment.

[canadianplease1]

GOTCHA BITCH! XP

[QuikDJ]

Women are whores

[rock2dream]

8:22 "YUSS"

[passwordpleez]

Dave's got really good eyesight to be able to see that baby from 30 feet.

[Natenator77]

That was a joke btw plz don't troll meh ;(

[Natenator77]

0:29 Bottom left, the only white guy... Good on him ;)

[juacho66]

I was trying the close captions on youtube, and its fucking inaccurate. Turn it on and see it for yourself. I quote "We´ve essay quite reading a passage best half-percent"

[Boutdonow14]

"If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house!"

[wolverine65VALLE]

True as hell

[kendrat199]

"Goddamn, so many feelings!"

[GidiXD]

1.suck his dick

2.play with his balls

3.make him asandwitch

4.dont talk so much

the perfect woman.. sadly she doesnt exist

[Purpleboi08]

@GidiXD My GF is actually the first 3 but numba 4 gets on your mind....blablaba

[justtosh]

@GidiXD add 5. play video games and 6. know how to shoot a nerf gun .....mhmmmm IT'S ON.

[blundt1]

ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,­ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,­ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,­ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,­

[ancientstaffpub]

this is pure gold

[blah3189]

that was tremendous

[TheTupacNation]

8:22 A Thong Contest...YYEESSSS!!!!!

[dmartin012]

was that lil jon at 8:22? XD

[mrfixxxer118]

@dmartin012 YEAH!!!!!

[tier1op4]

Gotcha bitch.

[wetdream09]

my Bf had such a nice car and girls would yell nice car at his ride when i was with him, dang hoes.

[Rhymebook13]

David. We need to talk. FUCK.

[Gred0]

Gotta Bitch!

[KINGMJ1990]

When he says got ya bitch...I think he's copyin Eddie Murphy..I've seen him do it on Raw...It's called Pussy traps...

[TheSouthsidestrangle]

he's right when he says women desire material, men desire women. I'ts simple biology, men are designed to look for a strong mate to provide the best offspring (attractiveness in face and body) while women look for not only a stong mate (attractive/strong man) but also one that can provide for her and the offspring (good house and money)

not trying to say anything bad about either sex, it's just natural selection at work

[carlinsaves]

Even though I laughed my ass off at this, I still agree with 100% of the things he said. Truer words were never spoken haha.

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

ah yeah just nice!

[classik305]

i'm the guy who said YES at 8:21

[djil8]

@classik305 no your not

[hardminder]

I would like to go see one of his show but....I'm white...lol

[milkbunnies]

Watch the couple in the lower right hand corner when he says "women killed it"....guy starts clapping his ass of and gets the smack down from his lady ...lol

[hilarybanksdiva]

@milkbunnies Ur very observant.. LOL!

[JmilliMusic]

@milkbunnies HAHA YES

[kendrat199]

@milkbunnies i love that you noticed that!

[cboneofenglewood]

@milkbunnies

LOL! Stopped him from clapping, too. smh. She must be a joy to be with. #NOT!

[DDaniel20067]

@milkbunnies She said "Don't be clappin' bitch I ain't kill Chivalry, I don't even know that ho!"

[TheTacoBrothers]

@milkbunnies And for the rest of the time he doesn't clap at all

[Iliketheflatb00bs]

@milkbunnies LOOOOOOOLZ Hes on smash, he doesnt continue to clap afterward!!

[iesnek]

341 people invested in pussy on the stock market.

[JoePescisBoss]

he got a point

[end4game]

at 0:28 at the right bottom corner, the man is clapping and his wife hit him...After that she asked 341 of her friends to dislike this vid

[kaykko]

Did you realise that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?

[kaitpearful]

ewww I would not date someone who drives a Porsche...

[MichaelShedon]

Pop our of her turtleneck and shit! LOL!

[rileypredum]

I like when people say what the video says and get 200 thumbs up!

[xStaycleanx]

Phsycology? 

[dinmerwen]

Wow. He just managed to explain why slutwalk doesn't work in under 7mins.

[andthnwat]

He is dead on.

[aburnxingexample14]

gotcha bitch.

[MrSHARKBITE12]

DAMN LOOK AT DEM TITTYS!!!!!!!!!! :)

[nikhilmalik62]

are people noticing that its actually spelled "psychology" ...??

[dblock5one4]

@nikhilmalik62 is that what you came here for? if it concerns you so much, why don't you message the person who uploaded the video. just amuses me when grammar police feel the need to point something like out. don't mention any of the content in the video or anything O_o

[nikhilmalik62]

@dblock5one4 no i found the video hilarious, i just happened to notice that there wasnt already a comment about it chill. sorry i didnt write "this is hilarious but..." to preface.

[dblock5one4]

@nikhilmalik62 i am chill. thought i was trolling a troll. good day to you sir.

[astlfriend1]

@nikhilmalik62

it's not its.

[ewokboba]

@nikhilmalik62 Yeah I pronounced it as fsychology

[MrBilly2414]

This special has one of the best endings i've ever heard!

[smally809]

DAMNLOOKADEMTITTIES!

[ShadyFro8]

Who heard that guy in the background say "YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!" when Dave said he watched a thong contest? xD