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  • Can u say damn in a E10+ game. I think u can only say crap but hey maybe the esrb has gotten soft

  • "black mesa can eat my-"

    it's okay, they're all dead now, except for Freeman a couple other guys nobody seems to care about...

  • Why doesn't he move in the beginning

  • In the words of tomska

    DIE POTATO

  • 83

  • Black Mesa stole some shit....

    60 hours later, Gordon Freeman remains stuck in alien shit till he finds a gun.

  • The cake is a lie!

  • 2:26 Then why do you told me! AAAAARGH! THE PAIN, WHY I DONT REMEMBER WHERE IS THE CAPS!

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  • why did you cover yourself in repulsion gel?!

  • Fuck you Ghost Rider... I'm not seeing your movie now

  • Could somebody please explain what is BLACK MESA????

    I would appreciate it...

  • @SoulEaterPopcorn black mesa is from another game from valve called half life

  • @SoulEaterPopcorn Black Mesa is the Aperture Science of the HALF LIFE series. Both Portal and Half Life are made by Valve.

  • @SoulEaterPopcorn black mesa is just like aperture science, except its from Half-Life 2

  • WEETLEE

  • Can we disable Cave's using of the D word?

  • i hate these commercial, seriously.

  • Who's more irrational minded, Wheatley or Cave Johnson?

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  • i got to the elevator without picking up glados. momentum skills for the win :D

  • Im starting to forget the objective

  • lol anyone else notice you could have skipped all those tests? you mad bro?

  • @theninjapenguin15 You...could...D:<!?!

  • @theninjapenguin15 Who wants to skip?

  • I DONT WANT ANY LEMONS JUST PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

  • I DONT WANT ANY LEMONS JUST PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

  • What is the name of the soundtrack song in the background that starts playing around a minute in?

  • 6:55

    GLaDoS gets the pink slip!

  • Gordon Freeman

  • You should edit out the loading screens, otherwise good walkthough :]

  • Now testing the worlds biggest blue bukakke machine. Have fun.

  • 1:26 You got covered in repulsive gel. He clearly stated NOT to get covered in repulsive gel

  • GLaTaTO i guess.....

  • @asyasb94 Or POtAdOS, or PoGLadOS xD

  • @LanceEAP good one :0

  • @asyasb94 I'm good mixing names

  • Cave Johnson: "say goodbye Caroline"

    Caroline: "Goodbye Caroline"

    Cave Johnson: ........."she is a gem "

    hahahaha bloody sarcasm xD

  • anyone else shake their mouse at 3:00 to double check they were'nt playing the game somehow?

  • Man J.K. Simmons was defenitely the best choice to play Cave Johnson's voice, he's so sarcastic and blunt ROFL I love it

  • my mind is blown, not only are all the valve games awesome and unique, they also relate to eachother and probably solve eachothers story! Nope, wait, i think it's just one of those brain chips

  • cave jonson: if u r dead by the time u get to the labs we understand

  • 3:09 i bet he was trying some of their coffee

  • lol i knew black mesa stole the technology :D

  • "I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face" xD

  • 11:35

    you got a potato gun now XD

  • 07:53 lol

  • Thumbs up if you thought he was talking about the charecter when he said 'YOU ARE FIRED!!!'

  • @LegendofLuigi703

    thumbs down because you don't even know Chell's name. also because you're a thumb whore

  • @discfighter111 I paid a xenomorph to come and spit acid in your eyes. So watch your back f*&ker

  • @LegendofLuigi703

    aww, little babby is too scared to say fuck

  • @discfighter111 The only baby is you.

  • @LegendofLuigi703 Why you a fag?

  • @discfighter111 When you were born the doctor slaped your mother

  • @LegendofLuigi703 will both of you fuckers shut up! some of us are trying to watch a play through here >:( you two should take lessons form GLaDOS, in the art of insults. 

  • I lol'd at the Kepler-7 group, because there's a planet called Kepler-7b, which happens to be way over 500 degrees.

  • drops

  • Watch propulsion gel drop splat on the ground makes me want to go to the lavoratory (aka bathroom)

  • Well, no need to explain what happened at 2:51. Guy sees gel trickling one drop at a time and he hasn't had a bathroom break in a while...

  • i dont get the point of this game at all..

  • You aren't supposed to get covered in the bouncey jel because it doesn't like the human skeleton.... This happened more than once.

  • I use the same exact method as him at 5:10 but I keep coming short of the railing.

  • I did everything he does at 5:10 but I can't seem to make that jump/ bounce. I always come up short of that rail.

  • This is blowing me away. What a unique game.

  • [CJ]: Say goodbye Caroline

    [C]: Goodbye, Caroline.

    [CJ]: Haha, she is a gem.

    That she is....

  • lol youve got to love cave jhonson, he could sell you real estate in hell and convince you that it makes good business since XD

  • I bet Caroline is a blonde

  • @OrgaMaster She's a brunette x

  • "Say goodbye Caroline"

    "Goodbye Caroline"

    "She is a gem..."

  • the blue paint came out in a shape of a heart 1:09 lol

  • @pixarfa1ry yeah i saw that too but i didnt thought it was real :D

  • i hate comercials... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING!!!

  • Lol I was actually stuck on 5:05 -.-

  • you stabbed glados? XD

  • Cave Johnson sure knows how to reassure people

  • A word of advice. When you get to 2:50 skip to 3:32 ;)

  • cave::so black mesa kiss may backround ....lol

  • 3:15 Heavy: AAH! Chell eez not moovin'!

  • GLaDOS didnt deserve being reaped out of her body :'(

  • GLaDOS IS TEH BEST VILLIAN EVAR :3

  • Dammit Cave, why are you so stupid, not you, Test subject.

  • 2:51 -3:33 pee pee pause! P.S. You were quick! xD

  • "Science isn't about 'why'. It's about 'why NOT'!"

    Damn right!

  • Cave Johnson is the very spirit of America.

  • @Tomisgreat56 companion cube dosent kill :3

  • @TheAaron404 False. You can set up two portals which will drop the companion cube on your head, killing you.

  • @KiropLokiIncarnate well thats your own fault. i meant the cube cant kill you on purpose... it can kill u if u intentionaly make it

  • I had 2 fight my bro to wacth these vids

  • Is there anything there that doesn't kill people?

  • Cave Johnson is definetly my kind of boss! ;D

  • 2:49 - 3:33

    ... Anyone else had to use the bathroom after?

  • 11:09 lol

  • Requirements for playing Portal 2:

    Don't have bad motion sickness

    Have moderate to pro gaming/puzzle-solving skills

    Have a good sense of humor.

  • @2:11 OHHHHHHH!! That's what I was suppose to do!! Dammit I was stuck on this part for a good minute lol

  • ooh a block of diamond at 6:00 (minecraft)

  • 3:45 I didn't even SEE that button the first time. lol I jumped off a blue wall, bounced off the blue floor and air strafed through the water and onto the ledge. I thought, "there's no way that is how you're supposed to do it" lol

  • Ow you stabbed me what's wrong with yo- WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAA

  • Ah, I love Aperture from the '40s :)

  • Hi. so . . . how are you holding up? because I'M A POTATO!

  • hey where's wheatly

  • the comment below me is gay

  • That potato looks really good actually :|

  • how does he mean "your future self"

  • I am so sick of adverts on YouTube.

  • @SketchTM Well....you should know that there have been ad blockers for years now. Chrome has it, Firefox has it and I'm pretty sure you'll find one for IE also. Just google it, I haven't seen an ad on YouTube for at least an year. Cheers mate

  • Try Adbloker.

  • @SketchTM well then get adblocker for firefox you will never have ads again :)

  • @SketchTM if youtube whould remove it there whould be no youtube D:

  • @SketchTM i've had them on all of these videos. :@

  • @SketchTM Adverts aren't as bad if they are games or sports, when its stupid colgate toothpaste shit its fucking annoying.

  • @SketchTM yea well google owns youtube so ...

  • @SketchTM There are lots of browser add-ons for that. Personally, I use ScrewAds for Google Chrome, but don't trust me. Look it up.

  • @SketchTM adblock plus + easylist = no ads

  • @SketchTM They make me so mad, I could just shave a puppy!

  • @Trans4mers8456 Please don't do it. <=(

  • @Trans4mers8456 Nah that's just gay.

  • @SketchTM the xbox too man.

  • @SketchTM would you rather pay?

  • @SketchTM google search adblock

  • When you walked by the switch, I read it as "Pimp station." Had to go back and make sure what it really said.

    I like my version better.

  • this game is awesome

  • I puched those numbers into my calculator. it makes a happy face!

    thumbe this up if u laughed at that!

  • @EpicShadowBall i didnt get that, what numbers??

  • @klanganke lol is a joke!

  • @EpicShadowBall no, i get that. I just dont get whats funny about it

  • @klanganke omg dude how can i exlpain it any more!

    Cave...Jonson...Is...Insain!

  • Omfg, learn to cut the damn video!!!!

  • @mylittlesister9 Thanks :D

  • Kudos to you guys for having captions. Accessibility and all.

  • Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not event a special saftey door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired.

    Me: Wut?!

    Not you test subject, you're doing fine. Yes, you. Box. You're stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.

    Me: Box?

  • HEY! I did this part without taking up glados, I didn't push that red button, i simply used some portals to throw me where i needed. Fuck, only now i understand why that potato suddenly appeared

  • @diraequietes Your comment made my day.

  • damn youtube ads...

  • TheMediaCows what where you doing during 2:50-3:32???

  • @ericjohnny he was watching a youtube ad :)

  • @animalbrad lol

  • My comment is a top comment.... OwO wow :D

  • why are u standing for soo long

  • While I was playing this part, I missed the company of Wheatly.

    And GLaDOS.

  • News: Portal 2 is epic.

  • OMg what is happening to the commercial?????????????

  • lol he got up to pee @ 3:00

  • Screw you cinemax! You're impeding my video watching progress!

  • can you imagin potato GLaDoS on the annoying orange...

    GlaDoS: if you dont shut up ill lock you in the room where all the robots scream at you for 10 years!!!!

    orange: i thought you were a potato!

    GlaDoS: im not a potato! im stuck in a potato!!!!

    orange: ooohi know how to get you out!!!

    GlaDoS: HOW!!!!

    orange: KNIFE!!!!!!!

  • homework.. or watch this.... watch this :D

  • Apparently potatoes are allowed through the blue gate thing (forgot what it's called.)

  • 2:50 splat... splat... splat.. .-.

  • @coasterjudge *SPOILER ALERT* later on chell saves pOTatOS and attatches her to her portal gun :D

  • wtf happen in 2:51

  • @ShabooMaster haha

  • now ik what cave johnson sounds like...

    

  • Portal 2 stopped working on me the day after it came out. I'mn finally doing something about it, and reinstalling it. I'm watching this walkthrough (which is the one thing I pledged not to do unless I seriously needed help in the game) while it reinstalls

  • man this is one of the hardest games i ever played i need walkthroughs to help me

  • yeah, we should really date. date with me!! not with @BiohazardBunney

  • You got some serious SKILL man. Kudos!!

  • That Aperture facility is fucked.

  • What does black mesa have to do with anything

  • JK Simmons is a genius

  • i was the 9hundred and 70nth one to like this

  • I was wondering what happened to Glados!

  • 3:41 The box is going insane, And as a result in 6:50 It's fired.

  • *PromeTHeus* my bad

  • @zorse12345 just to make this clear for every one Prometeus gave man fire not knowledge... so um ya GLaDOS was wrong

  • Cave Joshson: "Say good bye Caroline."

    Caroline: "Goodbye Caroline!"

    LOOOOOOOOL

  • 39 people obviously want to "marry safe science"

  • Why is this game so fucking funny?

  • Uh,oh. GLaDOS just died. 

  • I'm stuck here