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  • Hey man you know what's made using child labor chocolate ya Hershey's chocolate look into it man awareness is half the battle

  • i accedentally tripped a flight attendent holding food

  • The always fun seeing a reletive you don't remember but they do remember you.

  • peeing on little girls!?!! **Insert R Kelly reference here!

  • @joeymjones It made me think of that too Lol!

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  • I was almost shanked by a crazy person with a butcher's knifes... yeah not fun...

  • Correction:

    The pictures you were showing phill.......they were Sikhs not Muslims just saying.......

  • Some lady next to me shoved my arn off the arm rest

  • A flight adantend droped a A movie playing thingy on my head well i was sleeping

  • corporations are people, specifically groups of people working together to make money. that doesnt mean they are neccassarily good people and sometimes they are sometimes they are not but the simple fact is while you may see a logo their are people within the corporation of many diffrent levels from the night janitor to the board of directors they are people, fellow human beings and all that entails.

  • R Kelly's kid...

  • assult with a deadly urethra

  • Corporations are people my friend ;( a little word magic that allows the government to do whatever they want to us

  • yeah those are sikhs. do you really think muslims can handle swords? HA HA HA!

  • Someone had a heart attack on the plane while I was flying back from India. The guy himself was fine in a few minutes, but his 15 something relatives were screaming like the world was ending. I swear the head stewardess nearly bitchslapped the guy's wife just to get her to shut up.

  • Question Answer:

    I didn't go to the bathroom for 15 hours on a plane, it sucked...

  • EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • isnt public urination illegal?

    

  • I love Phil, u so funny

  • Pedophilia is not something to frown upon, Phil. I understand the message, but please, as a medium for reliable information, and with a broad viewer base, please use the correct term.

    A pederast is someone who acts upon sexual desires toward children, while a pedophile is someone who has those desires, and can be perfectly functioning members of society.

  • @HaldirMark ummmm... do you know how many pedophiles KILLED children too?

    You... are a moron. pedophiles are the scum of Earth.

  • @ElenaTheMonster Do you know how many people killed children, too?

    A select cross-section of a group of people, chosen for a specific similarity that they share is in no way an accurate representation of the entire group. Stop 'thinking' with your emotions and apply a little logic.

  • That didn't happened to me, but this story is "interesting". A girl was in a tram, a homeless guy entered the tram and sat in front of her. He sneezed...into her face. She has changed her seat and all the people went like " you are intollerant, you are a horrible person!!!".

  • I WANNA XBOX LOL, I dont own a console. :P but AWESOMENESS!

  • A hobo humped me while bending over to pick up my backpack off the trian floor

  • You need a radio program. Cause you're enthusiastic enough that I would still get the message.

  • What's the worst that has ever happened to me on public transport?

    Easy, I had to use more than a few times, that's bad enough!

    But not as bad as the guy that got stabbed in the back troughs his seat as a gang initiation... not cool...

  • I Got Puked On :(

  • My dog peed on my head once when we took him on a road trip while I was sleeping in the back seat. I woke up, noticed my head was wet, assumed I was just sweaty and went back to sleep. It was not till 5 hours later when we got home that I woke up for real and smelled my pillow... :(

  • Hell yes, I could Say I have two super powers

  • i have clickity clacked that 'Like' button

  • i sat on a seat that was soaked in puke from the night before. and becuase the bus was so full and that was the only seat free i sat down not thinking anything of it. then i got a wiff and almost shot threw the roof.

    i want an xbox 360 :P and that my friend is why i wrote this sad humiliating story. for you. only you.

  • *wouldn't be greedy*

  • lol.... "corporations are people too my friend" yeah, they are. they are the greediest of the greedy people in this country who dont give two shits about the people who gave them all the pretty pretty money that have stockpiled over the years. cant say i would be greedy either if i was the head of some big corporation, but i guess thats just a big part of human nature we will never be free of.

  • As I stepped on the bus, holding a coffee mug and a plate of food. I decided to stand on the higher part, since it was packed. Later on The bus driver slammed the petal, and I didn't have anything to grab. I slid off the stairs (knocking down a few people), my coffee mug broke, spilled EVERYWHERE. The lid of the container popped, and splattered on all the passengers. As everyone stared at me. The bus driver tells me to get off, and now I can't use public transportation for several months...

  • A drunk guy mistook me as a toilet, too, but he didn't pee on me...

  • Monkeys are EVIL!!!

  • I had this strange women with three big moles on her face just stare at me for the whole bus trip (about 45 min.).

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  • that is sikhism, not muslims.

  • @VVarrio They were also mainly British, not immigrants!

  • @VVarrio sikhism is a religion and muslims are a people (get ya terms right)

  • @HugoDeHeavyNewsShow

    sikhs are the people of sikhism, i dont know about muslim

  • @HugoDeHeavyNewsShow Muslim is a religion. Muslims are people that follow that religion.

  • Those men were Sikhs, not Muslims. They were protecting a Sikh temple.

  • a man took a dump on the bus seat next to me

    shit smelt like roses

  • "Because 95% of the time it puts a bitch in their place".... ahahaha well said ^_^

  • that face photo: GHJSDM,SDSAKX,L.SZ

  • ive sat next to a large man who got drunk, fell asleep and drooled on my shoulder. yum.

  • I WISH I HAD SOMETHING BETTER BUT UHM THIS FAT GUY KEPT SPITTING THIS TERRILE CARTILAGE MUSHY YELLOW STUFF ALL AROUND ME EEWWWWUUUHHGGGAAH SERIOUSLY HE WAS BOUT TO GET SLIZZ'APPED LOL

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  • @21kady offense wasn't taken ? You just made a stupid comment, I let you know it was stupid ;)

  • @lewisjones56 and how have you gained this esteemed position of deciding whose comments are "intelligent" VERSUS "stupid." Let me help you out a bit, as you may be new to youtube: I don't give a shit if you think my comment was stupid.

  • When I was 15 on a southwest airplane the flight attendant told me I had to be at least 12 or 13 to sit by the fucken door. Bitch even asked for my high school id to prove I was a sophomore not a 7th grader....WTF.....FTB....KMA..­.LOL.

  • i decided to take a whole bottle of dramamine and drink beer!! i was tripping balls

  • sex offense he would be a sex offender

  • Ok, I know this is mad late, and that i'm not going to win, but on the flight back to Houston, Texas from LA, I walked in on some asian lady masterbating in the bathroom of the plane XD IT WAS DAMN FUNNY.

  • Those weren't Muslims. They were Sikhs from Punjab not Pakistan

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  • A guy started clipping his toe nails right in front of me and his toe nails were green

  • nice to see you making money !

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  • The Chimp attacked her because she was treating it like her dead husband. Forcing it to wear his clothes and sleep in bed with her as well as bathe. She was also suspected of sleeping with the chimp, but in light of the attack, the officer didn't feel it was necessary to bring it up. But of course small town, rumors spread fast. Just for your info.

  • I was the bus and this strange (and thats being nice) guy keep staring at me and trying to touch me with his leg so I moved sits where he could not touch me so at the next stop he got off and licked his hand then put it all over the side of my face, I got up and starting yelling cursing ect and the bus driver was going to kick me off untill someone finally stuck up for me It was grooooooooosssssss I disinfected my face with hand sanatizer till I got home and scrubed my face till it was raw :(

  • A crazy woman on the bus leaned over and started spitting on the seat inbetween her and I. I got up and moved

  • Nothing

  • sitting next to loud fat people

  • hiiiiiiii

    

  • r kelly wldav been proud of plane urine guy

  • The worst thing that has ever happened to me on an airplane ride was this really old guy trying to get a feel up on my thigh. I had a two hour flight and my seat was against the window. This 60 year old guy was sitting next to me and when i started to drift off I felt something rubbing against my thigh. I looked over and it was the guys hand. I flipped out and told him to either move or to get his hand broken. Worst flight ever. Love your show by the way. :)

  • Phillip, i just happen to come across you youtube videos and found that 1.5 hours went by and i was still watching. You're very good at what you do...keep up the good work..I'm not one for being hocked on youtube stuff but you i will def try to follow..

  • Yes there is a law, but its risky to charge him. The prosecutor would have to prove that the 18 year old received some sort of sexual gratification from peeing on the 11 year old, while the defendent merely has to point out that he was drunk and therefore easily counfused.

  • The worst thing that has happened to me when I was drinking a soda a flight addentant walked by and I dropped my coke on her

  • Corporations are legally people...

  • the coolest thing i got to do on a plane was sit between a girl from Paris and a guy from Rome it was so cool to hear their accent

  • "So religion, a big player in politics."

    The founding fathers must be rolling in their graves....

  • I didn't get to sit next to a hot girl

  • if i woke up and i was getting peed on the first thing i wuld think of is r.kelly

  • worst thing that has happened to me on a plain = Getting some awesome head from my girlfriend at the time and hitting some ridiculous turbulence and she bit my ween!! not super hard but it bleed pretty good... thumbs up for bloody weenage!!!

  • Well, my plane experience wasn't as bad as that poor 11 year old girl but I had a french family sitting behind me (welcome to ottawa flights ;)) my legs would get cramped up and I'd put my seat back, though it's not like they go back that far. The man kept telling me to put my seat up 'cause the wife was trying to get at something. I put it down again and again afterward and he got more angry (teehee) then my mom is like "maybe you should have bought extra legroom you frenchy" It was a funny day

  • my dad's a pilot and once i was flying with him looking out the window and i realized there was less than an inch protecting me from an 8,000 foot fall and at that moment i slightly threw up in my mouth and had to swallow it

  • Ron Paul!

  • I accidentally sat in a puddle of liquid feces on the Dallas Area Rapid Transit. I don't know who left it, but I wore it home.

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  • Gimme teh XBAUX!

  • @phelixas yeah .... I kinda find it hard to beleive ur blind cuz ur using the computer

  • just generally when people you dont know try to talk to you.....

  • @mizzlucky11 haha goood one

  • my dad and i were driving to my uncles house in Ecuador when our car ran out of gas in the middle of the freeway, it was night out and its really dangerous to be at night stuck in a highway because of Ecuador being filled with serial killers and theifs. So throughout the night my dad and i had to be on guard for any theifs or mysterious shapes and people. being Ecuador the highway was in between a forest and being nighttime we heard lots of weird noises and screams, in the end at dawn my

  • @punkville101 your what? YOUR WHAT?

  • @punkville101 what happened tell me!!!!!

  • @punkville101 my wat my wat?! *eats popcorn*

  • @punkville101 wtf??

    

  • @punkville101 Yeah, your what???

  • @punkville101 your what your penis?

    

  • @punkville101 DAMN YOU CLIFF HANGERS!!!! i wonder if he ran out of space

  • @punkville101

    RAGE COMPLETE

  • a guy tried to fight me for accidentally pushing him on a crowded NYC bus.. sucked for him

  • Worst experience with public transportation, I was sitting on the bus and an old man walked up to me, asked if I was an exchange student and proceeded to sit next to me and awkwardly attempt to "small talk."

  • worst public transportation experience i had was on a train to venice italy and i me and my family got off at the wrong stop 2 hours before venice in the middle of the night scary stuff

  • dude, those asian people are sikhs not muslims...haha

  • "It's too big!"

    IT'S NEVER TOO BIG!

    ... And that's what she said!

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  • I know others have already said it - but yea those are not Muslims. They are Sikhs.

    I would know, I am one.

  • I thought Romney's point was that corporations are legally considered persons...

  • The muslims defending the mosques... NOBODY WANTS TO ROB A MOSQUE!! Stop trying to be relevant.

  • who won the XBOX 360?

  • Corporations have the same rights as people because of the Corporate Personhood law, so in a way he is right D: just saying

  • @cttwalla

    Eeeeexactly.

  • golden shower...there is not better kind..

  • in the first 15 minutes of the flight a rabi nocked his diet coke right into my lap mind you this was a flight from london to new york it sucked.

  • One time on a flight to Texas I had to sit all the way in the back of the plane. My seat was in the middle. The guy I had to sit next to was beyond the most scariest man I ever had to sit next to. This guy was bald and really fat ( he needed seatbelt extensions) and had a whole bunch of like class rings on his hand for some reason. He basically looked like a bouncer. When I was about to take my seat he thought it was okay to just rip a fart like it was nothing. It was just horrible because the

  • a little girl constantly kicked the back of my seat throughout a five hour flight,

    i complained several times, but nothing was done to resolve the issue.

    And on the bus people have sat on me.... =|

  • I ate too much ice cream and became sick for the rest of the 8 hour flight

  • Did a barrel roll.

    

  • I did get peed on.

  • I'm no rioter but religions nutcases with swords? Yeah, it's only sane to give them a wide birth.

  • 360?

  • that sir is y i dont fuck with wild animals

  • i was on a plane to new york, on the toilet and there was allot of terbulance.....all i can say is that it got very messy...

  • Did your intro monkey rip that women's face off?

  • On a flight from Orlando to Glasgow I got really ill I got so bad I vomitted all over the place and my chair cover had to be replaced thank got I was only a kid it would have been much worse now kids throw up everyones really nice adults throw up everyone hates you

  • a father and son both fell alseep and leaned on me... for 3 hours

  • If we stayed with the Clinton tax structure that Republicans destroyed a decade ago, and revenue growth this decade was 96% we would have $200 billion surplus. Is it any wonder Republican administrations gave us 75% of the nation’s debt and were at the helm at the start of 9 of the last 10 recessions.

  • Whitecastle or Whitechapel...?

  • K people need to clear their pictures here... There is a BIG difference between a Muslim and a Sikh. All the people in the picture at 2:53 are Sikhs NOT Muslims.... Like seriously, get it right.

  • Those are sikhs not mislims

    U are ignorant

  • @gassesv and yo

    u cant spell for shit

  • wow

  • A looter and a paedophile is on the same level........

  • Bathroom. Enough said.

  • D=

  • The engine blew and caught fire on our plane we were about to board. Coulda died :/

  • prize?

  • Nothing terrible has happened to me but i have a really hard time sleeping on a plane.

  • correction. corporations are recognized as legal entities in the us, like people.

  • but mitt was right. corporations are legally recognized as individuals in the us.

  • ok not tryin to be mean but who wants to kiss her face....

  • isnt that the second lady to get her face ripped off?

  • i ate a pie on a plane

  • i went on a trip to europe and the plane went thought a thunder storm and i was the only one who wasn't phased that the plane was rocking around so much

  • I ate the peanuts

  • Oli Sykes pissed on some girl...

  • Great, no I have to find @Phelixas comment.

  • when i was about 10 year old the wires linked to the tv's in my plane caught fire but luckly my grandpa is a firefighter and somehow knew what to do and saved the plane :) of couse all the women including my mom were crying and sitting with there children.. because you know all moms freakout if you get a scratch :)

  • I was on a plane sitting next to an attractive chick around my age, (17) when another guy asks if I can switch with him so he can sit next to his girlfriend (said chick). Being a generally nice person I agreed, only to move over to the guy's seat and see that he had been next to an old guy that was reading cartoon porn. He giggled the whole flight eventually asked me what I thought about it

    To top it all off when I left I heard the hot girl tell the guy I switched with say "nice meeting you"

  • QOTD: the toilets

  • One time a crackhead tried to sell me a big screen tv/laptop on a bus, he was wearing short shorts and neither item was in sight.

  • the guy on the plane pulled a r kelly..

  • On the Muni Train in San Francisco. I get on, dont pay (because no one ever pays the muni train except at the transfer station. Group of middle schoolers get on and smoke a blunt. No one says anything. I get off at the transfer station and get a $75 ticket for not paying the $2 fare. Yup, sucked

  • hyu 729

  • 360

  • On a plane got sick and barfed yuck!

  • yo r kelly on that bitch.. lmfao.

  • 360?

  • Kicked in the face by a 4 year old kid on a 17 hr flight to bangkok.

  • Got in the ass

  • Chimps are animals, and like all animals they want to rise up against their evil human overlords, still feel sorry for that lady.

  • Ooops i mean 5:52

  • At 5:32 he said i love your faces!!! Datz the shit from q97.....if u live in 559 area u know what im talking bout :D

  • I was sitting on a red eye flight from Florida to California non-stop and the was a crying baby on it and it cried the WHOLE WAY and I mean non stop screaming crying

  • So On this plane ride I was put in the middle of 1 aruging couple. After a while I put my headphones in but... The lady queefed

  • @22CODpro WTF LOL DTAS TOO FUNNY!

  • I was on a train and I was talking to my girlfriend, and a very weird individual was looking at me and smiling. I'm going to assume she was retarded, but yes, anyway, I kiss my girlfriend, and this strange individual licks me. While I was kissing my girlfriend. Needless to say, I was fucking creeped out...

  • how bout a prize?