TECHNO VIKING ORIGINAL 2009...new video

[redragon1990]

looks like thor got a tan

[puromalte]

Gouken! You are alive!

[AbjectUsse]

look at that fatty!

[DerVErpeilteBgh]

he is the techno viking

[camarenalove]

this is 9 years after the video was shot at 2000 berlin fuck fest hehe

[Thachillah]

guess the third one ^^

[TheEvilImperator]

This is from a german show called "TV Total" and the man with the cappy is Stefan Raab. He wons with Lena Meyer Landruth the eurovision song contest

[Jaro5512]

FAKE

[Kunggi1]

I can see from this guy abs that he isn't technoviking. Techno viking got abs right under chest smaller than middle/lower abs. This guy has upper abs bigger compared middle/lower.

[Sword6Cain]

@Kunggi1 lool .. man, u know ur stuff :)) who gives a shit :D

[Hotmealssus]

goddammit! :sigh:

back to the drawing board......

[winwon62]

0:39 "Käppi bleibt auf!" ? :D

[HighTowerNL]

I bet his penis is the size of a peanut.

[strungoutfan78]

Can someone translate the gist of this?

[Spec0pleader]

crazy fucking aesthetics!

[lucimi00]

Yeah that's bullshit thats not techno viking!

[Schnapsbrennor]

"Du bist ein sehr, sehr netter Mensch!" xD

[STNEIDERIN]

caribbean viking

[TheGainetic]

das nich der techno vikinger xD



[rogerrobie68]

Fackin Homosexual

[GAMERmeet]

security natürlich hahahaha stefan raab bester mann :D

[E1N9]

Who is this impostor?

[ArtAcrobats]

That's a Viking but it's not Technoviking

[obsc3n3skull]

I used to have mussels like that, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[TOBORtheMighty]

Someone with this little body fat would die in Skyrim.

[stichig]

wenns du den an der tür hast, dann lauf! der zerfetzt dich schon mit seinem blick xD

[mccarthy86]

Hmm I think its the eyebrows, technoviking has much lower brows which you can see causes a sligh fold over the bridge of the nose, were here his brows are less pronounced.

[Roughnegg]

thats redguard

[BroadwayRonMexico]

That isn't techno viking

[Myllypelle]

@BroadwayRonMexico THAT IS DICK SKIN

[TheGainetic]

@BroadwayRonMexico your right

[ubersum1]

dont even need to watch the rest of this video. abs are different = different guy. the end.

[drewp1974]

@ubersum1 thats how you can tell ...the ab muscles are not the same shape,, the original T.V. probably O.D.ed back in 2002 or something:)

[mccarthy86]

He looks so much older, is that really him?

[biostyle]

@mccarthy86 I personally don't think it's him ... the genetics are kinda different (look at the ABS), but being older wouldn't be a reason to be a different person in this case, since in the video he is clearly doing a contest and during that time, bodybuilders don't drink much water in ordner to get ripped. Therefore also his face would look much older, because of the dryed skin.

[Acellio]

@mccarthy86

techno viking dance video was filmed at Fuckparade 2000. This was filmed in 2010. this may or may not be him

[mccarthy86]

@Acellio Yeah I know but I dunno, maybe its different for bodybuilders. But some how it just doesnt feel right.

[explosivefreak666]

@JesusPaid4You ..?!? Ned Flanders, You Here.? Well, I lost My Faith, but, Can YOU, Save me From Eternal Damnation,? I BEG of YOU... PLZ, Save ME.!!! The Lord Shall Sat Me Free.!! Hallelulja.! Praise.!

[smeggerss]

lord Loki 

[Summitshow]

Techno Viking is not surprice, bitch motherfucker misstook another dude for techno viking :>

[sezzo]

ein sehr sehr netter mensch!

[lokalllize]

not bad for an old man he takes his top of at 0.37 that nigga is ripped

[grastmast]

thats isnt a Techno Viking

[Giulianosse]

he en-niggered himself?

[deathmisel]

@Giulianosse

No its the brown stuff they put on at bodybuilding competition ...

[VikingRaider]

Its T H O R ! ! !

[Immopimmo]

I used to be a techno viking, but then I took an arrow to the knee. :C

[davemovie111]

GET BACK INTO SKYRIM!

[svenzia]

He has a very nice ripped body. He really looks a natural,so to speak. Many hours clean can give great results just not pro results.

[Silverwing179]

Steroids? No.

[chenny18]

<3

[SrGamercraft]

And your name is... Dovahkiin

[corlegan]

It's the friggin Raikage!

[princeaizen]

@corlegan My top hat off to you sir

[corlegan]

@corlegan Double Lariat!!!

[wtf65490]

@corlegan yeah you're right lol

[StorFir]

das ist nicht mehr schön

[daddygreenjeens]

"hello sir, please take your shirt off so I can look at your body and crack lame jokes that let you know that I am impressed with the results you have obtained from the gym. ha ha" so funny..

[IamJacksColon4]

is that really the original techno viking

[TheLinkroy1]

@IamJacksColon4 no



[KakashiOwnage]

Subs please!

[aGGsvFiuri]

@KakashiOwnage This man with the cap isnt funny , his name is Stefan Raab, german Tv "Star". Needable subs: 0:30 Holy Fuck 0:38 Holy Shit

[TheArguseyes]

thats not technoviking ?



[Beautifullsongornot]

I'm fancy of his voice :D !

[KaNi87]

Fuck you. now i need to train.

[stillstayhungry]

so ein netter mensch eig...

[ShadowOfDelbi]

Vikings don't have time to work out. They kill cunts.

This guy is different. He works out and kills pills in his spare time.

[LanVlam]

I'ts the bodybuilder Hans Schlepkopper

[LanVlam]

Offcourse steroids and maybe soms grow hormone but still with that kind of sysntetic hormones it takes 10 years of intensive training and nutricients. It's a way of life and no alcohol, because your liver had already plenty of work. No Drugs. Never skip meals (and that's a lot) Steroids aro no magic grow.

[apfel61]

HELFT MIR, ICH BIN DÜMMER ALS SCHEISSE

[StefanR10]

Deutsche Qualität.

[Frettchen612]

At 0:41 the right guy says: " You are a very very nice person" xD

[allehoboys]

THAT DUDE BE SWOLE

[DashingPhantom]

They're speaking German... and the description is in.... Spanish?

[Coppulor1]

yeah, you morons talking about steroids. If thats all the muscle steroids got you, nobody would do steroids!! you are confusing being ripped/cut with huge muscle. He does not have huge muscles. He is just incredibly ripped.

[WestMcBride]

@Coppulor1 Dude is big. Not pro big but big. He's probably just recreational.

[Coppulor1]

@WestMcBride he's big but if you shrunk him down proportionally to a guy who was 5'11'' or so, you wouldnt say "oh that dudes on roids". There are a ton of guys at my gym who are that big - thats because thats not that big. I challenge anyone to pick up a copy of muscle and fitness and compare this guy to them. the pro guys are three times the size of this guy. He looks izzackly like a friend of mine who is psycho-driven type. always eats his protein, always creatine etc. no roids.

[palmeristo]

he aint no arnie

[Julianubitches]

Stevan Raab. Ja man! :D

[TheRsJoK3r]

Dovahkiin?

[MrHardcoreTechno]

Highlander!! Auxburg!!! Yeah!! Geil

[RiotSquadFTW]

fuckin muscled

[IceColdBlues666]

also bitte!!! Dr Techno-Viking sieht doch viel besser aus!

[FuRepublic]

O.O umm you know i find it funny that this whole comment section is full of hate peace peoples peace

[lumpi134]

der raab isn spasti...blödes mainstream schandmaul...

er hat micht umsonst von moses p. aufs maul bekommen...

schade das der nur der einzige war der draufgehauen hat...

[seva809]

I thought he was in Sovngard.

[quantumada]

@zerok305 ...well, actually i do. my son has transformed from a early teenager overweight kid into a young hard muscle athlete....young man...

believe me, i know .... i have been observing not only the individual male, but also the male energies....

.... i am worried... there is too much of a positive male energy wasted on self cherishing in all kinds of forms which are not constructive.... :)

... but - dance is good ... especially in the water ...

peace&love

[smokesf1700]

Flamming fags

[EpohalR3]

Techno viking upgrade.

[MrBloodshed]

i use to dance like Der Harrie, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[malsahth]

What? Techno viking looked strong! That guy just looked like a bodybuilding chump

[quantumada]

he just can't resist to show his body... pathetic

so self absorbed ....

[Bsblrook2]

@quantumada what do you think the interviewer was asking him? Ever consider that he was obliging to a request..?

[zerok305]

@quantumada u dont know the ammount of work hard dedication and sacrifice 1 makes to have a body like that, we all like to show our acomplishments its in our nature...

[LanVlam]

@quantumada maybe he's at a bodybuilding contest and the interviewer asks for a preview, offcourse he takes of his shirt, what else?! :-)

[JRuffinelli]

The only time you would bite your lip around a white guy wearing cornrows.

[Xeirn]

@JRuffinelli Lol, niggers suck.

[118Huntervasser]

make him dance ! then we'll see if hes the Techno Viking!!!

[Shkumbeistiano]

Suck my dick, the beast is probably over 45 yo, been probably training since he was 17, he aint that big, jay cutler, ronnie coleman are big, and you skinny gay cunts talk about steroids?, Fuck off!!!

[Galaneter]

@Shkumbeistiano You mad.

[fuchsderprophet]

@Shkumbeistiano

WTF? either you are from the us (denials...) or you don't know scratch about bb.

like you said... the guy "is probably over 45 yo" (or even over 50) so way beyond his peak and he looks like a pro bb in his mid-20ies would without roids and hGH - well, what to expect of someone commenting on another vid: "wow, he benched alot, 600 x4, thats very good"

- really is it???

[Ertiyed]

@Shkumbeistiano Not everybody can get as big as Jay Cutler.

[TheHerbertable]

@Shkumbeistiano don't matter, you can't get that big naturally, still though who cares lol

[TheHerbertable]

@Shkumbeistiano and another thing, in the original video he was wayyyy slimmer and at his age its almost impossible to gain so much mass without roids :)

[steverednova]

@Shkumbeistiano YOU WANNA SUCK HIS DICK AND YOU KNOW IT...LOL

[BmcXproductions]

@Shkumbeistiano Roid Rage. Umadbro?

[rootbeer9000]

@Shkumbeistiano clearly roids

[AnGrYGrEeKGuY]

@Shkumbeistiano maybe not steroids , but definately lots of supplements

[oggepoggeegod]

@Shkumbeistiano hahaha oh god, if you dont think he's on steriods you are VERY wrong son.

[arimelly80]

@Shkumbeistiano They secretly take steriods and fake drug tests lolooolololololol umad

[WESEBC]

@Shkumbeistiano Hah buddy, the fact is hes most likely done a cycle of a test booster such as M1T (Methyl1testosterone) or a real small cycle of some T400 for the night

[Noctalunis]

@Shkumbeistiano Wow! you bleed like a bitch fag!

[31JAMR]

Waoooo So Hot!!!

[Ailasor]

i wanna know what they laugh about at 0:40. translation please =)

[DUBSTEPCLUB]

@Ailasor in english: for god's sake you are a very very nice person...

[framerunner1987]

@Ailasor Basicly: Stefan (Guy right): "Oh my god... oh my god... You are a very very nice person." *Croud laughs*

Not trolling.

[Ailasor]

@framerunner1987 what a disappointment =) but thank you

[SuperPirateTV]

@Ailasor

guy with the mic say omg you are a very good person,you are my friend.work for me.

[ColeVecsion]

Fuck, i'd bench press more too if a few million girls were already drooling over my chiseled physique from a few years ago, techno viking needs to do a training video in the ways of techno & uh, viking!

[Agresif]

he must be from the family of Techno Viking. respect!

[TimHaars1]

the is in germany an the is a naturel body bulder

[BoONeo]

its not steroids for all u ignorant kids who know shit about training, this is several years after his technoviking vid, and he was already in good shape back, hes probly been gyming his entire life so stfu

[Avathron]

scheisse is der typ unsymphatisch...^^

[Devl0r666]

@Avathron Raab, ja.

[bunglebonce]

I don't believe this is Technoviking.

[zer0nable]

@bunglebonce

he is it , just 10 years older

[masterlarma]

fus do rah!

[Istojataachatearme]

reminds me of sten from Dragon Age

[printisoric]

Raikage ??

[HolyAwe10]

@printisoric hahahahahahahaha ,YEP THATS HIM !

[DontGetRuude]

@printisoric LOL that's brilliant

[wavesness]

@printisoric exactly what i thought ... :D

[Emz092]

@printisoric HAHAHAHA!

[Zorny11]

Steroids or not, this guy have spent some serious time in the gym. Respect!

[BOLOSASA]

dude looks solid as a MF!

[Bananaise]

He is on steroids ---> his steroids are on meth.

[RumbleGuts2112]

This isnt Techno Viking unless he managed to defeat nature and align his six pack coz on Techno's famous vid the right side from cam view doesnt match the left side

Peace

[Dreamscape748nl]

zEmakaveli: No he's German, his name is Harrie!!

Cool dude, very good report of the techno Viking, it made mé laugh:):)

And yes it is him, people do get older after time!!

[Netwirq2]

NOOOOO! that is not Techno Viking.

[Blizzard2319]

DAMN...Dancing to Techno Day and Night must be a hell of a workout..

[VenusianEvolution]

Not Him

[DanielRostock1988]

er ist deutsch^^

[zEmakaveli]

Viking? Is he swedish?

[0Turbox]

@zEmakaveli

German.

[zEmakaveli]

@0Turbox why does he call himself viking then?

[0Turbox]

@zEmakaveli

I'm sure, he doesn't call himself this way. Vikings weren't Sweden alone. Denmark and the northern German coast, the Baltics ect. too.

[Rzopan8796]

Można było by sie naciąć niechcąco hehe

[wowsuperdpsguides]

@airlessbadger ikr

[ThunfischXXx]

thanks tv total for finding him :)

[JayMK47]

Whats with the dislikes?

[xIpodTouchGoeroex]

not a smart idea to bitchslap him in the face

[supermacedonianking]

that is disgusting Oo



[PinkFluffies]

that is not the techno viking!

[ghoawaynetcabo]

What's this BS? This doesnt look shit like Technoviking. Who the f told you he's "finally found"?

[HLecterPHD]

Bumpa bumpa bumpa bumpa bumpa bumpa bumpa bumpa

wah ah ah

[Xi7Di]

Berserker\Бесеркер

[COLEEN322]

yuk! what a vein man,who also looks really ill,i bet he couldn't run a mile without collapsing!

[sirmicro]

@COLEEN322 yes your right, the guy holding the mic needs to do some running.

[kavePizzaHunter]

@Airlessbadger

this aint steroids

[ForMySinsEasyGamer]

@kavePizzaHunter No obviously he's a vegetarian.

[HanoverFist247]

@Airlessbadger i know just look at American football and baseball

[roky9634]

is amazing what ignorance can you say

[GOLD0R4K]

@Airlessbadger i wish if i could be like this just by taking steroids and become like that....

it's also a very hard work behind my friend.

[slightlytwistedagain]

@Airlessbadger Dude if he was taking steroids he would not look as toned as he does. Trust me I know I had to take steroids for treating my bowel disease which can give you Cushing's Syndrome. It puts a layer of fluid around the body to bulk you out, most noticeably a thick layer around the neck and jaw. He does not have any signs of it, that is all him so make sure you get your facts right before you take a cheap shot at someone.

[stracinsrt4]

lol, I can't tell if this is a joke or not but eh what the heck....some steroids bulk you out and put a lot of fluid in your skin (wet compounds). Some give you mad cuts (dry compounds). This guy most likely used a wet compound to get big, then used a cutting agent to trim him up. This is definitely steroids and it's not a cheap shot. Who cares if people use them. To each their own.

[SalandFindles]

@stracinsrt4 To each their own DEATH.

[johnnyrckt]

@Airlessbadger Go look at somebody on steroids. Then look at him. No steroids.

[TheEpicShitz]

@Airlessbadger yeah coz if u take roids u will look like him, haha