Sgt. Johnson's Best Halo Reach Line

[tljuggalo]

OMG flaming helmet!!!!!!!!!?(:

[hydrakson]

@tljuggalo yeah its only in legendary edition other htan that employees on bungie or 343 industries have a blue flaming helmet

[Killzone73649]

Lol

[tyler0292]

Say that 100 times while eating a mild curry while completing the cod 6 co-op campaign on regular, think you can? The black guy can......forgot his name

[asia45429]

say that 100 times fast while blowing up an armada of covenant warships with your fist, chompin down 50 cigars at once, readin the dictionary without blinking, chug down 1,000 bottles of whiskey while still shooting a sniper rifle at a terrorist from the other side of the world, 69'n ur girlfriend, beating the crap out of Chuck Norris/Bruce Lee, and become the most interesting man in the universe by saying, "damn right I am!" Avery Johnson cn do it while watchin it on Youtube!...Can you?

[L4D2Hunter25]

@asia45429 you totally stole mine :I mine are better anyways.  its original lol.

[asia45429]

@L4D2Hunter25 no offense. just wanted to make a different one. one with alot of boos and drugs, lolz.

[asia45429]

@L4D2Hunter25 its what the crowd wants buddy. don;t always be so assuming that your words our better then anyone else's. that's how haters and loners were born. if u got a problem with my comments than fucking good for you. but you can keep your fucking mouth shut with your gay ass opinions.

[L4D2Hunter25]

@asia45429 well i wasnt hating. i was just saying that it looked similar to mine. no need to overreact.

[asia45429]

@L4D2Hunter25 guess were cool bro.

[7WunderWaffle7]

if u keep throwing grenades or get a lot of multikills idk which one but if u get one of the two he says you picked the wrong marine to fuck with

[TheGreatScottChannel]

Sargeantt major avery junior pull the hell outta your alien ass johnson! Reporting for duty!

[StarWarsChick15]

Oh my Lord!!! XD

[Inuyashafreak100]

Nice! Johnson is funny everywhere!

[mjjj1000production]

thats gotta be a mouth-full

[BigMacDog56]

@mjjj1000production but i bet ur use to that, aren't you.

[mjjj1000production]

@BigMacDog56 wat r u talking about

[BigMacDog56]

@mjjj1000production arby 'n' the chief

[shortfusestudios]

That really is his best line. It really is.

[SciFiMisc]

@DigitalNinja117 Good thing there wasn't a wall in his way.

[DigitalNinja117]

that was his best line ever...of all time.

[AviatorAlex1]

best line ever! "Reloading!"

[LDoFEarth]

Love the last comment. (minus the cussing)

[codygamesalot]

But after hearing hem say that, I heared a Jackel sneeze in the backround :P

[codygamesalot]

While and after hearing that I just went like this in real life: xD

[MrDeathbringer117]

I think that's his best line . . . Ever!

[donkeykongsr443]

@L4D2Hunter25 Eh Give me 5 minutes

[Dawgone421]

HEY!! JOHNSON AIN'T IN REACH!!

Is he?

[Zakading]

@Dawgone421 it's his firefight voice

[Dawgone421]

@Zakading

Oh.

That is badass

[TheSponge467]

HAHA THAT NEVER GETS OLD JUST WATCH THIS WHEN YOUR GIRL BREAKS UP WITH YOU AND YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF AND FEEL HAPPY AGAIN

[GrifTheSniper]

I think I heard that Jackal say "I kill you!" right at the end there...

[MJB328121]

@GrifTheSniper No the jackal said: Okay!

[lynchkid003]

Like the description says, laugh out loud.

I literally burst out laughing.

[lawljoeylawl]

Pr3S5 6 f0r t3h Lulz

[MrJosemespinoza]

sos un pasmado

[bartybum]

Sergeant Major Avery Junior Pull-The-Hell-Out-Of-Yo-Alien-­Ass Johnson.

[Wulfx001]

@bartybum Sergeant Major Avery Junior BLOW-The-Hell-Out-Of-Yo-Alien-­Ass Johnson. Get it right! Gosh! Just Messin with ya!

[goldfalco]

@bartybum its Blow-The-Hell-Out-Of-Yo-Alien-­Ass Johnson

[ThisIsNotAUsername10]

WIN.

[Greener221]

He wasn't Sergeant Major yet, actually...

[xxxLawThreexxx]

@haloguy700 its Sgt Maj Avery not ab

[lilhaloguy]

LOL i-)

[shoopdawhoop217]

Now im defiantly buying his voice! 

[L4D2Hunter25]

say that 64 times fast while fighting 300 Elites, slaying a dragon, running away from a rolling boulder, having sex with your girlfriend, singing Painkiller by Judas Priest, beating the crap out of Chuck Norris, inhale helium and maintain your regular voice, and read all the Harry Potter books all at once. Sgt. Maj. Avery Johnson can do it...cant you?

[Whippenberg]

@L4D2Hunter25 HOORAH

[ShyMaster38]

@L4D2Hunter25 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[whaohdoublerainbow]

@L4D2Hunter25 dude is their a way to favorite a comment cause i want to fav yours.

[skillz6591]

@L4D2Hunter25 alright, but no one can beat the crap out of chuck norris, he would already  have it out.

[L4D2Hunter25]

@skillz6591 Sergent Johnson can do it. dont think so? ill just tell you this. his name is Sergent Major Avery Jr. Blow The Hell Out Of Your Alien Ass Johnson...and hes reporting for duty.

[pivotsreborn]

Say that 10x fast

[SanguineDomini]

@Hell2u999 

[takkun34]

ah halo givin us lolz while we woop some covi asses for the sheer fuck of it arvy i salute u may u R.I.P

[Haloguy700]

Sargent major ab junior blow the hell out of your alien ass Johnson, reporting for duty!

[786Tufael]

at first a heard "cover me, im reloading" and thought fuck this, then the comedy began lol

[haloman12383]

Sgt Maj Avery Jr Blow The Hell Out Of Your Alien Ass Johnson, Reporting for duty!

[halo1easter2egg3god]

sgt avrie jr blow the hell out your alein ass johnson

thats a long name

[Mastermav11]

Sgt. Johnson is the black verison chuck norris

[34sesamestreet]

lol

[zvfn]

OOH AHH SARGEANT

[Raven8752]

Sgt Major Avery Junior Blow-The-Hell-Outa-Your-Alien-­Ass Johnson Reporting for duty.

[AlbinoAce]

@Raven8752

Looks like Johnson blew the hell out of 5 alien asses.

[TheGameMast21]

Sgt Johnson:Sgt Major Avery Blow-The-Hell-Outa-Your-Ass Johnson Reporting for Duty.

Commander: what?

[shadaow3651]

*ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ alins face when he said that

[80SickArts08]

yes.

[TheKhushaal]

i thought it was............YOU SHOT ME FOOOL

[Bossgurke88]

Johnson looks like Mario in Halo CEA! xD

[haloceman4]

i know this doesnt relate but one tim i was playing halo reach on firefight with the master chief voice and i pulled out my spartan laser and chief said "i wont.....miss"

[PieenasAreAwesome]

This is why I want Johnson's voice in firefight.

[CookieNinjaguy2]

Did I here sgt soap say cover me I'm reloading no o.o

[gf4645]

LOL!

[piplup4315]

looooooolllll

[123superevil]

oh lol

[GarrysGuy123]

Back in my day, we didn't have guns. We had sticks. TWO sticks! And a rock for every man in the platoon!

[SuperBrandon2000]

@GarrysGuy123 And we had to share the rock.

[GarrysGuy123]

@SuperBrandon2000 >:D

[TehReapyy]

@GarrysGuy123 remember, we had to share the rock. that was the worst part

[dracoboy79]

Sergeant Major Avery Junior Blow The Hell Out Of Yo' Alien Ass Johnson, Reporting for duty!

Skirmisher: O-Kah. (Ok!)

[Whippenberg]

@dracoboy79 no, random marine: OORAH!

[tiagensue]

@kingpuppie I like the part when he says "HALO, COMBAT EVOLVED, BUY ONE, heck buy two, thats an order soilder.

[crybaby190]

i also like his "im charging ma lazor" quote from picking up a splaser.

[preflighthawk97]

0:08 for the best line.

[1993DJC]

I'm pretty sure he was Staff Sergeant Avery Junior Blow The Hell Out Of Your Alien Ass Johnson at the time.

[rmarshall3858]

that must be one hell of a dog tag he's wearing.

[XboxGamerness]

@rmarshall3858 it looks like a tie

[rmarshall3858]

@XboxGamerness smajbthooyaaj. I think that's his dog tag.

[wyoeaglefan]

We at least get to see him again in Anniversary! ;D

[CrazymanBen1997]

@wyoeaglefan yeah but doesn't look the same though :/

[CrazymanBen1997]

@wyoeaglefan yeah but he looks weird though

[LukaUkalovic]

@wyoeaglefan Johnson came back from death once so he can do it again ;)

[gjtrue]

Halo 4 will feel odd without Sergeant Avery Johnson... :-(

[solan3999]

"Maybe I AM a demon."

[PCand360]

Funny how the top comments are pretty much the same as each other and they're just quoting from the clip XD

[Arcticalreconwolf]

llololoolololololololooloololo­lololol

[VitunVatiVille]

The alien so yelled AGAIN!! See? Even aliens hail his badasnes:D

[skysthelimit112]

Yeah "Cover me I'm reloading" is the best line ever!!! XD

[mndstudeos]

2 ppl got blown the hell out of their alien asses

[Pengl1]

XD funny line :3

[USACrossTH3JOK3R]

i love how fast he said that like said he said that before a lot

[SaturatedEel]

The best line ever in gaming is in call of duty classic, when your in a tank and you kill a german, the driver says; YOU CAN HEIL HITLER IN HELL!!!

[TheDeltaism]

@SaturatedEel ... So... How is that better then "Sgt. major Avery Jr. Blow The Hell Out Of Your Alien Ass Johnson... Reporting for duty!" In any way? I mean, that cannot even be compared to this legendary line.

[ChishioAme]

@TheDeltaism Because it's Call of Duty, of course! *rolls eyes* Sgt. Major A.J. Johnson is one of the best characters from the entire Halo franchise and this line just made him that much cooler.

[WatchdogDisciple]

@TheDeltaism The best thing about johnson is that everything he said is gold plated awesome setting on a padestal of epic....."Dear Humanity, We regret being alien bastards. We -regret- comin to earth. And we most certainly regret the CORP just blew up our Raggedy Ass FLEET!!!!"

[royalpain88]

@WatchdogDisciple urah!

[pellabologna]

@WatchdogDisciple And we most definitely regret not saving on INSURANCE!

[WatchdogDisciple]

@pellabologna LOL!!!!!!

[Tylerevans97]

@WatchdogDisciple OOH RAH

[Airborne008]

@WatchdogDisciple HOO RAH!

[Ghost7065]

@WatchdogDisciple HOO RAH

[3173ELLIE]

@WatchdogDisciple HOO RAH



[HaloKill135]

@WatchdogDisciple OOOHHRRAAH

[Mattattack999]

@WatchdogDisciple SIR YES SIR!!

[Christoffer424]

@WatchdogDisciple OORAAH!

[LoudenLighteningProd]

@WatchdogDisciple OOH RAH!!!

[saintdono321]

@WatchdogDisciple OOH RAH!!!

[Dawgboyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@WatchdogDisciple OOH RAH!!!

[MrHamster15]

@WatchdogDisciple WORT WORT WORT!!! >:(

[WatchdogDisciple]

@MrHamster15 hey now we dont have to hate each other. "This is it baby.....Hold me"

[Arbioxdabest1]

@WatchdogDisciple OOO RAH!!!

[Slimer2x3]

@WatchdogDisciple OOH RAH!!!

[thehiltonater]

@WatchdogDisciple urah!

[TheChosenOne0803]

@WatchdogDisciple ooo rah

[gregdragon1]

@WatchdogDisciple HOO RAH !!

[bartybum]

@WatchdogDisciple OOH-FUCKING-RAH!

[brinksarmyoftwo]

sergeant major avery juinor blow the hell out of the your alien ass johnson...reporting for duty

hahahhahahahahahahahah

[Yehemalo]

IMO, this is his 2nd best line. His best is a new variation of his "sharing rocks" speech from Halo 2.

[Ghost7065]

Was that REAL. because that was the funniest shit ive ever heard. 8)

[rkethledge251]

at 0:13 a jackal sneezes



[ninjafish258]

@rkethledge251 damn now i can hear that...

[Iauskim]

amazing but 2 bad he died in halo 3 :{

[okupant880]

omfg thats just awesome

[OnycrestArkAngel121]

He is like the best person in halo.

[Cobrastang4]

lol i am definitely going to miss that guy in the next halo trilogy

[WatchdogDisciple]

@Cobrastang4 you and millions of others

[AmgelOfMercy]

@WatchdogDisciple he was the best!

[TheSamMarsden]

@Cobrastang4 Don't worry they'll introduce another epic character and hopefully, thay won't get lasered in the back by a pissed off floating eyeball this time

[haloceman4]

@Cobrastang4 telll me about it the death of jhonson was like one of the saddest moments in the halo trilogy

[troybronk]

@haloceman4 hell ya it was what if he came back as a robot in halo 4

[haloceman4]

@troybronk hed probably be all like "surrender.......does not compute" or "dear humanity letrs fuck some shit up"

[troybronk]

@haloceman4 nice

[USMCplzzz]

@somedude257 You guys are cute, you should kiss and fuck up...-I mean MAKE up. (im just bustin your balls man, jk)

[pokemonbattlertom]

Ur right cover me I'm reloading is the best line

[M3taLLucky]

press 7 over and over again

[Chasex15]

Who the hell clicked dislike?

[dragonchief777]

@Chasex15 dunno,but if looked at bakwards the dislike and the likes make 117!so jokes on the disliker,lol

[DilleShow84]

Hat, no hat

[JPGuitarGuyFutrell]

Sergeant Major Avery Junior Blow The Hell Out Of Your Alien Ass Johnson!! Reporting for duty!!!

[ColdestLivewire]

New sound for emails in on my ipod

[JaxonDragon360]

How the hell do you get your firefight voice to do that?! All mine does is grunt pant and scream!

[CMNeirfan147]

@JaxonDragon360

buy a firefight voice..

[cabooserules890]

sgt major avery jr. blow the hell out of alien ass johnson...reporting for duty! LOL

[Coltmarines97]

Lol

[fxnavarro]

Sgt Maj ABTHOOYAAJ, ok

[inpukipje2]

i replayed this vid 14 times

[Asura706]

Jackel:what is your name?

SGT.Johnson: Seargent Major Avery Blow the hell out of your alien ass johnson.. reporting for duty!

Jackel:............ok

[reject199]

@Asura706 Everybody forget Jr!! Its Sgt. Major Avery Jr Johnson:P

[lalapapa97]

@reject199 noooooooo!!!!! its: Sgt major avery Jr blow the hell out of your alien ass.

[CrAz1m0nk3ii117]

Sergeant Major Avery Blow The Hell Out Of Your Alien Ass Johnson...reporting for duty lol XD

[chriskoloski32]

@CrAz1m0nk3ii117 i think theres a "junior" after Avery

[ButteryLettuce]

@CrAz1m0nk3ii117 you forgot jr after avery

[CrAz1m0nk3ii117]

@ButteryLettuce yep sorry...noticed after post lol XD

[ButteryLettuce]

@CrAz1m0nk3ii117 hahaha (x

[somedude257]

@CrAz1m0nk3ii117 Sergeant Major Avery "JR" Blow the hell out of your alien ass Johnson*

[CrAz1m0nk3ii117]

@somedude257 Yes, I know I forgot Junior...next person who says they same thing like this to me i am removing my comment cause it is soooo annoying >:(