South Park - The Most Offensive Song Ever (lyrics)

[DontKillKenny911]

*ucking funny dude l love kenny he is fucking amazing :D

[satansbloodykiss]

lol been to listen to this video 6 times today alone XD my parents are hardcore christian and was wondering what would happen if i played this in the car off my ipod on the way home :P (withought telling them what kenny is saying ofcourse hahaha)

[imogenbr0wn]

can i just ask a question? why did you click on a link that says 'south park- the most offensive song ever.' as soon as it said 'the virgin mary was sleepin' how the fuck didn't you realize it was about virgin mary? if you're religious don't watch south park lmfao it's that simple. don't watch it if you're easily offended either.it's a great show. get a sense of humor.

p.s kenny is the cutest thing i have ever seen/heard and i love him.

SO SUCK MY DICK AND GET THE FUCK AWAAAAY

[MasaomiKidaLover96]

If its a sin to listen to this song and laugh at it then I'm going to hell.

[unit9gt]

I am a catholic and i find this funny

[Bmc13200]

thumbs up for atheism FTW!!!!!!!!!!

[extremeforce20]

you guys are so absurd and ignorant how in the world could you make fun of the one whom made us and payed for our sins, why would you guys say these kinds of things i bet that if there was a tsunami right now you guys would be on your knees praying to god for mercy. and people who say cant take a joke pft yea right there are certain things we dont make fun of as everything has a limit and i warn every action has its own consequence.

[mylittleangelpillow]

@extremeforce20

South parks fault, not thiers.

[LUKASAHLSTROM]

@extremeforce20 Right, god's cool. Just everything you fucking middle-America retards believe in is REE-TAR-DED. Exactly as this song states, the "Virgin Mary" was no miracle, it was some skanky whore lying to everybody about fucking every dude in town and getting pregnant with your Jesus. Take the stick out your ass because it's 2012 and that kinda backwards-ass thinking is gonna get you killed when the Rapture comes, which will be never :)

[MrOboema]

"Although you went to town

and sucked some semen down,

You're still a virgin in the eyes of God."

xD

[kit1236]

Everything I know about The Bible and religion was learned to me by South Park , that's how religiousness I am =|

[chologatooo]

Awwww kenny is adorable

[kitkatgirl323]

i love this song. i sung it at xmas infront of my family and got grounded 3 months. DICKSTER XD!

[thisguyiscool69]

and yet the criticism fthat follows trey and matt get nut kicked at for Scientology and fucked up muslim ppl...hahaha christians are weak

[dmucci100]

@thisguyiscool69 That's because we can take a joke ;) I don't know who was more pissed at "Trapped in the Closet": Scientologists in general or Tom Cruise alone.

[bohdiyoung]

what episode is this?????????

[OXOXOXLOVEOXOXOX]

It's not god, It's Christianity I don't give a shit about.

It's complete bull. Virgin mother my ass!

[rawkrXbabee]

shake my head..

[chadunn13]

why does kenny sound like daffy duck in this?

[ipknoobs1000]

i'm offensive and i find this christian

[101jos101]

Ma new fab Xmas song hahaha

[vicsim04]

I'm an Atheist, but now I understand why Middle East hates America so much...

[chadunn13]

@vicsim04 and why would that be, in your opinion?

[Snafflez]

MMMMM!! delicious! ;3

[FlameRagius]

Kenny... God bless that epic little man (':

[KittyQueen17babi]

this is wrong and nasty, but it is funny.but i still think its bad

[FlameRagius]

@KittyQueen17babi Suck it up, virgin mary.

[Wronzoff]

I never found this offensive at all, from what I know this is very much in accordance with what most christians believe, +anal

[Crowdog1234]

I thought Virgin Mary was singing the song, and she was muffled because she was sucking a dick.......

[PcP24seven]

@Crowdog1234 Funny I thought it was Your Mommy...

[shadowunleashed456]

You people are freakin sick for thinking this is funny. Anyone else with me?

[Cbclaw]

@shadowunleashed456 no xD

[RamonTheMighty]

@shadowunleashed456 No lol. UMAD???

[arcangelmarvin]

@shadowunleashed456 

[dieghettozz]

@shadowunleashed456 not "freaking sick" at all; you just need to get rid of your primitive fears and you'll allow yourself to have a good laugh...and much more.

[TheRo8813]

how is this offensive if you can't hear it

[RamonTheMighty]

@TheRo8813 Read the lyrics, you can pretty much hear what Kenny says :)

[doghot88]

...I would give anything to see how the recording of this song went down xD

[xboxandhalo]

sounds like herbert frm pamily guy.

[dwalle2]

I don't think the song's writers wrote it to make fun of Christianity per se, I think they were lampooning the behaviors of some claiming to be Christians. I don't think that God cares if we down here have a little fun at HIS/HER expense!

[4TheHorde81]

The last line of the lyrics is wrong. It's "Mary Mary suck that dick". Just so you know. Funny ass song though!

[PATTIproduction]

Im an atheist, so this is freaking funny to me!

[skirby201212]

Who has two thumbs and doesn't care about God? This guy right here. :) "Virgin Mary"-my ass...

[DepressedAnnnie]

@skirby201212 Funny: Lot's daughters get Lot blind drunk and rape him. They both get knocked up and when Lot doesn't understand how they got pregnant, their answer: "We're virgins but it was MAGIC" Couple books later; second verse, same as the first; the only difference is no one writing that book ever dug up any dirt on Mary.

[Alanf15]

hauhau .. lol

[CodyMacRae]

oh my fuck this was funny as hell, defiantly brought a smile on my face at the end of the song i looks like this :) lol

[MattyUrameshi]

"Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy" So true

[Traviswd4d]

Oh Mary, where are you when I need you the most!

[MissLaughALot9799]

This is BLASPHEMY!

This is SPARTA!

[MattyUrameshi]

Fucking awesome



[FrankandJoe3]

Someone please tell me what episode this is!! Please!! O_O

[iamprikle]

@FrankandJoe3 Its just a song off the Christmas CD

[TehAgency88]

@FrankandJoe3 It's Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics from season 3 episode 15. I can't recall if this song was only on the album or in the episode though. I think it was album only because back then South Park really had to censor more

[luvgizmoable]

THIS IS HI-LARIUSE!!! kenny is immense!!!



[schizoidboy]

Well I can see why Kenny kept on getting killed all those years......:)

[FmaEdElricLover]

Haha love this. :D

[smokey11able]

 31 dislikes piss off

[SuperSonic44]

Once you've heard the uncensored version you can understand Kenny lol

[ROLF1218]

What episode is this?



[DJakeRestless]

all the south park writers are going to hell.

[Zsavage1]

I will not follow and will not bow or kneel for no one,, it's scary to think that even after death we still have to run around and prey 12hours a day and still have to think... rest in peace? Ya right..... I beg to differ.. there is a place most of us go when we die. and it's only 6ft under the ground.. unless you piss off a mafia boss then it's only about 3ft

[Kenny3821]

Kenny is like a walking censor thats why he's always muffled.

[catataperch]

not cool at all.

[invaderpez12]

Ok, I am a really huge Catholic, as in I really try hard to follow God. However, even though this song is very disrespectful and sinful, I still think it's kinda funny. It's not like the creators are trying to be mean or that they hate God, they are just poking some fun. Also, its not a sin to listen to something disrespectful, that's like saying that of you hear someone getting killed, that you committed a sin just cause you heard it. Also, it's not like you are hurting anyone by liking this s

[BankOfCongoRepublic]

@invaderpez12 we got it! you want to get laid, its not a sin either, lol

[50monkfish]

@invaderpez12 If Jesus had a sense of humor, His would be the best- If he were a comedian, His jokes would be the funniest.

[ErikkChattman]

@invaderpez12 The creators are actually Jews and Mormons, mainly. I think

[DepressedAnnnie]

@ErikkChattman hahaha! Well I think we discredited the whole "mormon" thing 'bout a year ago, didn't we...

[LUKASAHLSTROM]

@ErikkChattman Trey Parker and Matt Stone are not Mormons, I assure you. I think Stone is a jew tho. They just grew up in Utah so they've lived around Mormons their whole life.

[DepressedAnnnie]

@invaderpez12 I don't know how much you watch the show but yeah, no they do hate god.

[FmaEdElricLover]

Omg! Kenny is so cute! x3 

[KaiserSoze679]

@kitkatgirl323 The lyrics are in the description section under the video, but the basic jist of the song is that Mary may have been a virgin, but she was giving a lot of BJs. Kenny just cuts in to say the dirty stuff that otherwise would have been cut from TV.

[KaiserSoze679]

@KyoshiSukina That's the way he's always been for me. If I pay close enough attention I can pick up little bits and pieces of things he says, but it's VERY clear Kenny is their way of getting the really nasty stuff by the censors, so only the real hardcore fans will hear it.

[JsTx92]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVEEEER!!!

[omg13lover]

lol 29 people are offended

[HimeRoseChibiChan]

Kenny would!

[MASTERATARMSFTW]

ive got the strangest boner right now

[Thund3rDrag0n12]

I just noticed that Kenny kinda acts like a censor because he only sings when it involves dicks... Wow I'm slow -_-

[resoprint]

@Thund3rDrag0n12 He's always been a censor in South Park.

[Thund3rDrag0n12]

@resoprint Except for very few times his mouth isn't covered.

[austinha11]

Lol at religion.

[MrBigrobmjca3]

Did you ever feel guilty as a kid after lying? I had to ask God for forgiveness after listening to this. I was rolling laughing and feel so guilty now.

[kitkatgirl323]

wat is Kenny accutally saying??????????

[sunnygrace57]

@kitkatgirl323 He's saying that Mary doesn't think she's a virgin because she's given a BJ.

[ellikennyslove15]

Awesome hilarious! hahahahaaha I love it and I'm catolic, lol

[RoseAshlee3]

Hahaha, fucking awesome song, and I'm catholic lol :D loving kennys singin skills as well, he's epic xx

[TripleSevenPagan]

this song is fucking awsome, and to all you whiney little bitches complaining about "going to hell" or "offending god".....WAAAAH! its your own danm fault for clickin the vid...and besides that...when did christians start counting getting head as a sin?

[abbienarutogirl]

I fuckin love Kenny!

[drafman1]

WOOT IM THE 111,111 VIEWER WOOT

[Alpharandom1]

Love the song, love the show, love how people are getting angry at a cartoon.

[TrojanGuy2010]

What episode was that off of?

[TumbleStyle]

How do the people live with themselves knowing that they dishonor god

[TripleSevenPagan]

@TumbleStyle Its actualy very simple, You have the people that arent true christians and realy dont care, or you have the people like me who DONT BELIEVE IN YOUR GOD!, so instead of being like that, shut up, stop clicking music like this, and when you do, dont leave a stupid comment like that mmmkay?

[OXOXOXLOVEOXOXOX]

@TumbleStyle Um, because God didn't put us on this earth to be good little boys and girls.

He put us on here to live our lives. And if God didn't want people getting blowjobs, why did he make it feel so good? Hmm? :P

[tenorlord]

Everyone's acting like there's something sinful here. Weird. It's as if they didn't really listen to the lyrics. Sucking dick is NOT a sin. It's not even mentioned in the bible. If you think it's disrespectful, maybe you don't value (God's creation) your dick enough. Deciding that it's not good enough to be sucked is pretty repressed. This reminds me of all those morality pictures depicting a sinful life, and including cigarettes, comics and dice.

[RashawnBlue1]

@tenorlord

Lol, I am sorry, but you sounded like an idiot (note the way I stated that, I am not trying to offend you). Would of been best you didn't create sentence 3,4, 5, and 6.

That is like saying because no law prohibits killing (in exact words), you should be able to kill without consequence. This is where common sense and morality is suppose to apply. Just because something don't tell you specifically do not mean there won't be any problems with it.

XD

[zdaprinceofDarkness]

OMFG Im crying right now!!! Smgdh...... So buring in hell

[FmaEdElricLover]

Fucking hilarious. I'm a christian too. Sometimes the wrong is worth the funny. :D

[monmas929]

Dear heavenly father,  Please forgive all of our sins (500 in this song) if you agree what i am saying thumbs up

[leftyroxs]

@ PrincessofZenita lol atleast you admit it

[PrincessofZenitia]

You're goin' to Hell, kid. And I'm going with you, so don't worry, you won't be lonely. XD

[ellenniz]

IT WAS BORING

[fluffyfloss1]

In what episode is this?

[Over21Channel]

God please forgive me, I've sinned against you...

and all other 103,454 bitches should repeat this. Otherwise we're all fucked.

[LiveLikeFaith]

@Over21Channel ikr i love this song but after every time i listened to it i ask for forgiveness lol

[TripleSevenPagan]

@Over21Channel Dear christan god, oh fucking well, dear pagan gods and goddesses, thank you :)

[4theforsaken]

@Over21Channel who is God?

[94jetsfan]

lol, this is kinda fucked up... for christians at least... plus i can kinda understand kenny in this one lmfao

[FDameion]

this is a good way to get useta kenny talking lol

[lamquangvu86]

Hell awaits Kenny....

[anesnemrus]

GODDAMMIT WHICH EPISODE ??

[autumnkeen56]

@anesnemrus They couldn't air it in an episode for very obvious reasons, which sucks ass!!! I think it would have been in Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics episode. :)

[anesnemrus]

@autumnkeen56 yeah i tought it was in that episode :)

[ITCJon]

@anesnemrus It was never in an episode. It's on Mr. Hankey's Christmas Album.

[OXOXOXLOVEOXOXOX]

@anesnemrus non. it's on the CD.

[PhoebeexxSwagga]

omg xd

[tjlambert28]

LOL

[KHWendy28]

DUDE THIS KICKS ASS! kenny is awesome.

[MrsSpyro01]

I can almost never understand what Kenny is saying, but I like him anyway.

[08codys90]

@inrwizards thanks, but you responded to something that has already been responded to...twice. and if you actually read the comment you replied to you would see it is NOT in the description for me. Nice try though

[tommaster111]

lol ur right we are alling to hell lol

[inrwizards]

If there's a computer in heaven, God can't help but giggle.

[inrwizards]

muslims just get more attention cause whenever somebody pisses em off they go crash planes into buildings. more peaceful religions get stepped over (not to say Christianity was always peaceful, but it's clearly more peaceful now than that of those muhammed followers or whatever.)

[kiwi15499]

@inrwizards Dude, that was the most racist comment I've ever read. Just because there are a few extremists out there, doesn't make all the Muslims evil. I'm not Muslim, but I'm not racist either. Learn some freaking history. Also, what does this video have to do with Muslims? So are you just going around random videos and bashing religions or... what?

[blackthunder365]

@inrwizards Dude, you are wrong in SO many ways

[MsMandume]

what season and episode iz this?..

[inrwizards]

@MsMandume Season 13 "Whale Whores."

[08codys90]

@me4ever22c I watch on my mobile app, and on here the description is completely blank. So in my case, there are no promised lyrics. I do appreciate you telling me they are in fact there, just only on desktop versions.

[BlingBlingKit]

Kenny sounds so cute when he sings <3

[08codys90]

Where are the promised lyrics? It was just a still picture when I watched

[me4ever22c]

@08codys90 Look in the description. You know, right under the video? The lyrics are right there, clear as day.

[inrwizards]

@08codys90 suck my dick and I'll tell u. Just kidding, it's in the description, dumbass.

[RayeliB]

Aww Kenny sounds so happy singing this

[Mario16453]

@RayeliB lol...i just had to say that...it was funny...yeaaaa...

[MrJackira]

i am not laughing cuz this will end fucking badly if i do O_o

[computertrick]

This is great :D

[sexbabomba]

I love Kenny's laugh at the end!

[RickyWith1992]

Kenny's voice is so cute haha

[missmoney369]

i think i did burn in hell cos after this finished a justin bieber song came on automatcally

[WelloDaDon]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



[KyoshiSukina]

I love how Kenny's words become clear as soon as the lyrics are put in front of me. Then I ask myself, "Why the hell didn't I understand it before?"

[LolzothecactuS]

WHAT IS THE EPISODE

[DokiDokiP]

@LolzothecactuS It's not in an episode, it's only on the South Park Christmas album, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics".

[JazzNellie]

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS IN?!

[kibainuzuka4eva]

asshole shit thing and kenny

[LethargicLandonVideo]

We're all burning in hell.

[animepimpmaster]

@LethargicLandonVideo

Might as well enjoy it then Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!

[calebblack1]

kenny's saying somthing like: you can suck a dick and still be a virgin

[ThingThingOwner]

I guess the songs name is called ''The Most Offensive Song Ever''.

[nolongerbeating88]

kenny's line are epic

[TheFlipTease]

was this around the time of Clinton's scandal? He made the same arguement....

[BigCatBertha]

All I hear from Kenny is "dick" and "virgin" xD

[xxproimage]

i love kenny part

[arriesdavid]

i just clicked "Like"

" " " "Share"

just added to "Favorites"

And now im "Subscribing"

[Themegamak95]

Why would this be offensive???

[arriesdavid]

@Themegamak95 the lyrics do lol

[Themegamak95]

@arriesdavid I don't think it's offensive at all.. Is that wrong??

[arriesdavid]

@Themegamak95 i see then... XD

[happykitty11]

Did this air on one of the episodes? I'm making my way through all the episodes chronologically and I havent' seen this sung. Was it only a recording?

[Vennegoor10]

@happykitty11 Was on the South Park Christmas album that featured songs from the episode Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics. Wasn't in the episode though.

[n00dlesbff314]

THIS SONG. I LOVE IT.

[mmaqqi]

17 people doesn't want to suck Kenny's dick...

[juloph]

I love Kenny's giggling xD

[munkustrap79]

here there is the version without kenny: watch?v=gddlNth2-_A

[LiavPB]

Cause sucking dick bring peace on earth and joy ..

[dmchadra]

my grandma would just love this song XD

[flameboyab]

@dmchadra "HEY GRANDMA i found this christmas song...with a twist" LOL