After my daily prayers at Church this morning I found myself walking home when I caught a whiff of a marijuana cigarette spliff doobie. Whilst this was some hours ago I still live in the fear that a schizophrenic killing spree could well be in my future. I am already greatly concerned that I have already begun to find it pleasurable to touch myself in places that, functional as they may be, are clearly evil.
@IDrinkYourMilkshake8 - Maybe I can help. In jail I've too much time to think about touchin' myself, but prayer helps lots. When I'm on my knees in the shower in front of the other inmates, I end up being so busy that I don't have time to be touching myself. It'll work for you, too.
It's not hard to get into jail, even if your doin' God's work. It's about a year since I shot them masked midget burglars rang my doorbell. Judge said it was wrong, but turns out they was pagans, anyway. Good luck!
Be careful with all the loaded guns and being so sleepy. I lost a great, great Uncle who blew his head off when he nodded out with his shotgun leaning against his chest.
Fear is a great thing BillyBob. It keeps you worshipping god, keeps you scared of homos, protesters, tomato salesmen, used car dealers, humus and pita chips, terrified of teens who swear, liberals, hippies, politicians who are not in the GOP, dogs with no collars, women who think they can be equal to men, transgenders, tables, plant lickin table fornicators, Obama supporters, jack-booted Negro thugs, UN forces, Canadians, Mexicans. STAY AWAKE!! STOCK UP ON SHOTGUN SHELLS!!
Brutha BillyBob, furse ya need ta git sum sleep. (Member to brang yer shotguns in furse.) Then ya need to git outa that basemit and go downtown and make a video lak people assed ya to.
Don' worry. Ya caint get pot-crazy from bein *around* it, lak bein *around* butt sex caint git ya pregnit. Anyway, yew bin rapcherd. Nuthin bad can happen to ya.
Yall jes make that video, heah? Amurica need ta know wuts goin own.
I was wondering where you had been brother! I thought the gay devils had gotten a hold of you and brought you to their lesbian vampire leader Rachel Maddcow for revenge! Thank God you are well! May Jesus continue to protect you from MSNBC,Jews,Gays and Democrats!
I don't think it's the Devil's herb y'all are smelling BillyBob! I think y'all smell all that orgyfying! Maybe even hom'sekshul orgyfying! Bet THAT's what y'all are smelling. Pray to Jesus to be safe from hom'sekshul orgyfying!
I'm building barricades in case the homos and the drug crazed hippies attack my house for teabagging. I've got tons of ammo and food stocked up and lots of machine guns.
@TehFunnehMann You're using big words together making it so I cant understand what you are saying! Clearly you need to repent and get that demon spirit out of you!
Billybob, I think what we have is "a failu to communicate". For a god lovin' pawhson an good ole boy, how you know what maywanna smells like? In Bawsten, I think you awe smelling chowda, clam chowda. The word pot, that's the Bawsten word for a thing you cook with ow they some actah in a theatah play ow maybe fixin' a caw.
What's wrong with sex with a consenting table? Personally I prefer the washer or dryer. And if all you think about (besides Jesus) is tea-bagging, then you should come visit a city just to the North of me where you'll find lots of like-minded people. San Francisco is a tea-bagger's paradise.
I'm with ya BillyBobNeck, those other countries that stole the "America" name gotta stop using it. I got news for y'all - Central America is Kansas, you know what I mean? South America is Alabama, and North America is Montana. I don't want to hear no more about some Mexican speaking people saying they live in "South America."
Now occupy Wall St makes perfect sense. That was a lucid report detailing a clear plan of action that will lead to a much better America. What ever you do don't fall asleep up there in Boston. Keep your guns oiled and may God bless you.
Hell yeah billy! Get'em
toast123321 3 months ago
PREACH IT BROTHA
boootybounce420 3 months ago
You don't want to go on a a schizophrenic killing spree? Sounds like your almost there with the shotguns on the front porch.
Tea-bagging? LoLoLoLoLoLolO! you need to look up "teabagging"
lurch6969 3 months ago
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vikingman4554 4 months ago
excellent satire.
papersplease 4 months ago 4
This has got to be a spoof this guy is trying to pull off. Nobody could really be this stupid could they?
NeoTheo2 4 months ago
@NeoTheo2 Yes, unfortunatly.
smileimagirl 3 months ago
What a real dumbass.
NeoTheo2 4 months ago
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@NeoTheo2 "What a real dumbass."
Yeah, probably not.
Skindoggiedog 3 months ago
"Tea Bagging is all I think about... and Jesus."
jhouxkpdx 4 months ago
God is running a massive Marijuana growing operation! He's using us as his gardeners! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONSPIRACY MAN!
jhouxkpdx 4 months ago
He would make a perfect new South Park character.
hondo190 4 months ago
0:09 BillyBob, did you say "Phallic a little bedragled"? Was that some sort of a Fruedian slip?
DarkHorse0863 4 months ago
It look me many minutes to figure out what a "lybral" is. LOL!
Desertphile 4 months ago
Dear Billy-Bob,
After my daily prayers at Church this morning I found myself walking home when I caught a whiff of a marijuana cigarette spliff doobie. Whilst this was some hours ago I still live in the fear that a schizophrenic killing spree could well be in my future. I am already greatly concerned that I have already begun to find it pleasurable to touch myself in places that, functional as they may be, are clearly evil.
What do I do?
Yours in God,
Concerned,
UK.
IDrinkYourMilkshake8 4 months ago
@IDrinkYourMilkshake8 - Maybe I can help. In jail I've too much time to think about touchin' myself, but prayer helps lots. When I'm on my knees in the shower in front of the other inmates, I end up being so busy that I don't have time to be touching myself. It'll work for you, too.
It's not hard to get into jail, even if your doin' God's work. It's about a year since I shot them masked midget burglars rang my doorbell. Judge said it was wrong, but turns out they was pagans, anyway. Good luck!
CamW30 3 months ago
Occupy Billy-Bob's basement!
AuntieDiluvian 4 months ago 2
The constitution is perfect. The founding fathers thought of everything.
You are a patriot, you should know
h5t6ca 4 months ago
Be careful with all the loaded guns and being so sleepy. I lost a great, great Uncle who blew his head off when he nodded out with his shotgun leaning against his chest.
Boomer1949 4 months ago
Fear is a great thing BillyBob. It keeps you worshipping god, keeps you scared of homos, protesters, tomato salesmen, used car dealers, humus and pita chips, terrified of teens who swear, liberals, hippies, politicians who are not in the GOP, dogs with no collars, women who think they can be equal to men, transgenders, tables, plant lickin table fornicators, Obama supporters, jack-booted Negro thugs, UN forces, Canadians, Mexicans. STAY AWAKE!! STOCK UP ON SHOTGUN SHELLS!!
saxmanchiro 4 months ago
I hope this is satire, LMAO!
bradjbourgeois73 4 months ago
Brutha BillyBob, furse ya need ta git sum sleep. (Member to brang yer shotguns in furse.) Then ya need to git outa that basemit and go downtown and make a video lak people assed ya to.
Don' worry. Ya caint get pot-crazy from bein *around* it, lak bein *around* butt sex caint git ya pregnit. Anyway, yew bin rapcherd. Nuthin bad can happen to ya.
Yall jes make that video, heah? Amurica need ta know wuts goin own.
Astrobrant2 4 months ago
I was wondering where you had been brother! I thought the gay devils had gotten a hold of you and brought you to their lesbian vampire leader Rachel Maddcow for revenge! Thank God you are well! May Jesus continue to protect you from MSNBC,Jews,Gays and Democrats!
BusinessEdgeRadio 4 months ago
Occupy BillyBob's Porch!!
Larkworthy 4 months ago
I don't think it's the Devil's herb y'all are smelling BillyBob! I think y'all smell all that orgyfying! Maybe even hom'sekshul orgyfying! Bet THAT's what y'all are smelling. Pray to Jesus to be safe from hom'sekshul orgyfying!
rohanwotan2 4 months ago
I'm building barricades in case the homos and the drug crazed hippies attack my house for teabagging. I've got tons of ammo and food stocked up and lots of machine guns.
g0twav 4 months ago
...theyre for "Man on tablesex"!!!!
rofl
spidermarcus 4 months ago
You are the funniest man alive!
TehFunnehMann 4 months ago 2
@TehFunnehMann He's not here to make you laugh, he's here to bring you to Jesus and save you from evil!
BusinessEdgeRadio 4 months ago
@BusinessEdgeRadio Well that fictional character worshiping isn't to convincing.
TehFunnehMann 4 months ago
@TehFunnehMann You're using big words together making it so I cant understand what you are saying! Clearly you need to repent and get that demon spirit out of you!
BusinessEdgeRadio 4 months ago
@BusinessEdgeRadio If those are big words then you have the brain development of a cactus.
TehFunnehMann 4 months ago
@TehFunnehMann I dont need a brain I have Jesus!
BusinessEdgeRadio 4 months ago
@BusinessEdgeRadio Oh man! I can't believe I didn't get your humor, you're funny.
TehFunnehMann 4 months ago
Billybob, I think what we have is "a failu to communicate". For a god lovin' pawhson an good ole boy, how you know what maywanna smells like? In Bawsten, I think you awe smelling chowda, clam chowda. The word pot, that's the Bawsten word for a thing you cook with ow they some actah in a theatah play ow maybe fixin' a caw.
WEAKKNEED 4 months ago
@BillyBobNeck do you have a lot of brothers in Texas because I think I have talked to all of them this week. They keep calling me a comooonistt?
Redpilldown 4 months ago
What's wrong with sex with a consenting table? Personally I prefer the washer or dryer. And if all you think about (besides Jesus) is tea-bagging, then you should come visit a city just to the North of me where you'll find lots of like-minded people. San Francisco is a tea-bagger's paradise.
meleagrisfelis 4 months ago 7
"central America & South America change their names" bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
chezzamd 4 months ago
I'm with ya BillyBobNeck, those other countries that stole the "America" name gotta stop using it. I got news for y'all - Central America is Kansas, you know what I mean? South America is Alabama, and North America is Montana. I don't want to hear no more about some Mexican speaking people saying they live in "South America."
ozmoroid 4 months ago 3
Don't let yourself get too tired Billy-Bob. That's when the homos will sneak up on you, and you know where that leads.
They're watching.
achtungcircus 4 months ago 22
Now occupy Wall St makes perfect sense. That was a lucid report detailing a clear plan of action that will lead to a much better America. What ever you do don't fall asleep up there in Boston. Keep your guns oiled and may God bless you.
a11m0n 4 months ago
Dang, BillyBob, nailed it again! Praise Jeebus!!!
jaluck 4 months ago
pedofillia is not gonna save America. Obama needs to tell the hippies to go home and take their dope and sodomy with them.
madmiguelh2o 4 months ago
Rolling Stones: Far Away Eyes...
OlGreyWolf58 4 months ago