X-Men: New Jersey

[SmileyChickk96]

why aren't her glasses crooked?? and wheres kelly??? lol love you nowhere man your amazing xD

[ShadyHB1524]

I bet something happened

[Nitram916]

@FaNtAsTiCkiLLjOyXD fuck shanedawson

[THAHITMAN509]

lmfao hate people like that or the ones that keep talking, wish I could punch them lol

[LittleBlueAnimation]

I love it when you talk like this hahahahahah xD Too funny

[annpinsonrebecca]

Oh yeah, that'll bring in the subscribers!

[SallyRamone13]

My sister compared u 2 shane dawson. I apologize on her behalf.

[chris255N]

omg im from new jersey dude i totally agree with you lol

[AngelKay93420]

Who the hell is Shane Dawson..a boy or girl..because if it is a girl..I think I just referred to them as a "He" lol

[electroTABBY]

somethins gunna happen

[electroTABBY]

jerseeeyy ftw

[iLOVEcandy517]

Wait? This isn't the green lantern....

[LissaChelle9002]

Did something just happen? Because I didn't know that something was gonna happen from watching the video.

[xlNowhereManlx]

@FaNtAsTiCkiLLjOyXD

Did you just compare me to Shane Dawson? I may have just vomited on my keyboard a little.

[AngelKay93420]

@xlNowhereManlx No..I think it was to Shane Dawson's >Aunt Hilda<... o_O whatever the fuck that means..how does he know if he has a aunt hilda??

[misstaramcmahon]

lmao.. i would of just left the cinema.

[xBowTiesAreCool]

Do you think somethings going to happen?



[johnny718bravo]

When I hear talking morons or crying kids, I get up and move to another seat. I love the dirty looks I get afterwards.

[TheSleepwalker17]

@johnny718bravo Lol,me too.

[Cogency1]

Woo hoo, the Cawfee Tawk lady...I'm sooo verklempt! OY!

[JawlyRogers1]

How do you always find something make fun of? XD And LOL at the Green Lantern bit :D

[Ramozof]

I don't need to be told to fap vigorously :)

[daironpower]

OH MAH GAWD 720p 

[xlNowhereManlx]

@daironpower

DAMN RIGHT.

[lkz0824]

how is it that your videos keep getting funnier yet your views keep going down??  fuck youtube.. you deserve more views

[hollowbastiongrl]

OMG she's not wearing sideways glasses.

[xlNowhereManlx]

@hollowbastiongrl

Oh my gawd, Kelly.

[That90sGirl310]

There's people like that everywhere, not just in Jersey. I noticed that if you go at a certain time of night, your experience will be okay..

[dptdgclick5132]

I grew up in New York City and some people here can get like that too. lol. Great Video.

[xlNowhereManlx]

@dptdgclick5132

Honestly, the accent and level of annoying between New York and New Jersey resident are very similar.

[kbg187]

genius status

[RipcordStudios]

i grew up in jersey to reminds me of my mom during movies.....fucking terrible

[0omitchbrocko0]

was it snooki? maybe wanting snoose snoose??......

[xlNowhereManlx]

@0omitchbrocko0

What is this "snoose snoose?"

[LissaChelle9002]

@xlNowhereManlx: I think they're referencing South Park's version of Snooki, which is a rat-like creature who constantly wants "smush smush."

[SlashGashJokerWhore]

hugh jackson is the name of my teacher. XD

[xlNowhereManlx]

@SlashGashJokerWhore

Your teacher was in X-Men?!?!

[qRaynep]

You sat next to Fran Drescher? :o

[xlNowhereManlx]

@qRaynep

Everyone in New Jersey is Fran Drescher.

[qRaynep]

@xlNowhereManlx: Very true.

[haayleyox]

haaaaaa but yeah agree, its so annoying!

[trig1211]

i'm just wondering where you got that wig from

[xlNowhereManlx]

@trig1211

YA MUTHA!

Honestly though, I just borrowed it from my friend.

[trig1211]

@xlNowhereManlx rofl <3

[lopasas]

HES GONNA DIE FO SHUO

[xlNowhereManlx]

@lopasas

And she was so right. She's like a prophet or something. A really annoying prophet.

[lopasas]

@xlNowhereManlx lmao i love that impression

[GamingApocalypse]

I love you<3

[xlNowhereManlx]

@GamingApocalypse

I love you <4

[GamingApocalypse]

@xlNowhereManlx I love you <5

[kinghhhofkings]

Green lantern xD

[xlNowhereManlx]

@kinghhhofkings

Honestly, Green Lantern was a terrible movie...

[CRUNKJOOSE2]

White people????

[xlNowhereManlx]

@CRUNKJOOSE2

Well it's New Jersey, soooo....

[ABAYBAZ]

This dude needs more buzz

[xlNowhereManlx]

@ABAYBAZ

I agree. I'm not nearly buzzed enough right now.

[alchemywulf]

Damn it Nowhereman! You ruined the movie for me! Now I know somethings gonna happen!

[ajeIzrulez]

nowhereman, you need to make 4-5 minutes videos, this 2 minutes stuff isn't cuttin it!! haha

[xlNowhereManlx]

@ajeIzrulez

Haha, honestly this video was initially about 4 minutes long but there was a lot of crap that wasn't too entertaining that I decided to cut out because it was unnecessary. Better that way, no?

[halofable574]

@ajeIzrulez He has responded to this before, I believe his words were "Most Youtubers have the attention span of a gnat so it is best to make videos short and to the point"

[RsGuides09]

Dude, your going to blow up soon. this shit is hilarious!

[xlNowhereManlx]

@RsGuides09

Sadly my views have been going DOWN lately rather than up. But thank you!

[meggomuffin]

hahaha, pretty much every time i've gone to the movies. oooooh new jersey

[xlNowhereManlx]

@meggomuffin

Lol where you from in Jersey?

[meggomuffin]

@xlNowhereManlx Middlesex county

[TheNewVi]

congrats on the new haircut :D

[xlNowhereManlx]

@TheNewVi

Congrats on being the first to notice ;)

[TheReporterDude]

lmao did she seriously say this isnt the green lantern?

[xlNowhereManlx]

@TheReporterDude

Well, all my videos are entirely factual, after all. Didn't you know this?

[TheReporterDude]

awesome1

[TheMrSquidly]

Lol funny as always.