Sandra Lee - May Pole Punch

[9011jwood]

so she's got the champaign... where the fuck is the gallon of vanilla vodka?!

[GhostBanger69baby]

I love this soup recipe!

[letsloveearth]

every moment of this chicks life is "cocktail time"

[zeldafreak701]

I'm curious as to how this would taste. At least the flavors go together, textures aside.

[krownzilla]

It was okay until she started adding the soda, the OJ, the peach juice and the ginormous fruit cutouts.

[CuervoBlack06]

"This is a great way that you can have a nice punch for your kids and still treat yourself to cocktail time!"

Yeah because there's nothing child abductors hate worse than a sober parent. I'm pretty sure the kids will be fine from that sweaty guy in the van that's been eyeballing them for an hour, but as long as you have your cocktail time, that's all that matters right?

[spiegalr]

I feel like I'd need a spoon to eat this punch

[BrittanyGram]

1 the juice is very chunky and 2 none of the flavors taste good together

[wingsofhope2]

I think she went a little overboard with the fruit...

[azumangafreak17]

Canned pineapple juice...Um..Eww...

[natalieemmel]

i love you

[EpicOfAg3s]

Anyways, wow. That is going to be so sweet...

[bulldozerchn]

Where is Dennis the Menace when you need him?

[rnttreed]

I think every bodies comments are stupid and immature. This is about showing people new things. She went out of her way to show this to you. Grow up!

[EpicOfAg3s]

@rnttreed It's not every bodies, it's everybody's.

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

STRAWBURRIES!!!?

[smy1989]

surprisingly, that is pretty ok for her standards.... hmmmm... i feel so weird saying that...

[blugreen123]

I'm not sure how I feel about "Aunt Sandy" dunking her fingerss into the commmunal punch bowl. eww

[Elysianrabbit]

I wanna may day pole punch her face.

[PrincessSixThirteen]

Anyone who willingly impairs their judgement when entertaining a bunch of kids outdoors needs AA. Or a good shrink.

[shujun87]

in may, sandra the stripper swung around a pole and she got punched.

[fireheart890]

O_O

What the- is she making a drink or some kind of fruit salad soup?!

[TJthinks]

This isn't fruit punch...it's cold fruit stew.

[Redwillowfox]

What? No vodka???

[JudasKissJesus]

I guess that punch bowl is her regular glass of wine.

[lmno101]

How many insufferable nieces and nephews doe she have to be Aunt Sandy with The Cocktail.

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

bitch i don't want leaves floating in my drink

[witchy90210]

Would you like some juice with that fruit aunt sandy?

[CranberriAppl]

So obviously Sprite and Minute Maid.

[dragonslayer015]

Canned juice? Hmmm sounds and looks very unappetizing. Why don't you just buy 2 bottles of hawaiian punch and dump some fruit in there, too simple? Or better yet why not use a freakin juicer I mean if you think about it isn't putting fruit in a juicer just as easy as opening a tin can?

[DarkAngeltheLight]

Does this woman have to use a cookie cutter on everything?

[baanaung]

me to

[22poppyxx]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[shiyinglu]

why does she always need to say aunt sandys cocktail?

[BeatleWithAnA]

There's more fruit than punch in there.

[chazmania2010]

yeh . . . or you could just make a fruit salad!

[gmcruz123yahoo]

Just stop it already.

[1w0ntb4ckd0wn]

Thumbs up if you agree that A. She needs to put down a period before she starts another sentence and B. She needs to stop saying "just" after everything! (Examples-just some lemon icing , just some lemon lime soda, just some frozen berries.doesn't that get annoying?)

[Keevin80021]

I'm sorry is this a Drink or a fucking soup?

[3262me]

Sandra sweetie, thats not a punch bowl, thats a freakin fish tank

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

"you wanna add lemon lime soda to this" you mean sprite

[xxremix1]

talk about a load of sugar.

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

Strawbuuurrries?

[shiyinglu]

sandra said it wrong in the beginning she said; a may day punch,but it is may pole punch.That is wierd

[amesguy515]

Lots of color, lots of liquor.

[sbgal13]

i likes the idea of the frozen juice and fruit to keep it cold...but she shouldve added some more water...that would be too sweet!

[JennieRose8]

Yeah, cause we all know how direly important COCKTAIL time is. UGH.

[Trashfished]

@JennieRose8 Im gonna start my cocktail time right now ! With a beer tho.

[Heartsteller]

does everything she has go with ahcohal?

[TheMPC1971]

Is that her single serving drink glass?

[stringendo1]

In college, that was known as a Hairy Buffalo--and the point was to eat the booze-soaked fruit, THEN drink what was left.

[TrapezoidalDinosaur]

Strawburries?

STRAWBURRIES?

[lovefordante]

you know if she left out the mint, extra fruit and just kept the juice it would have made a much better punch

[Byers333]

why do all your drinks contain vodka how but a cold glass of iced tea during the summer instead.

[satman831]

O.K....May my pole punch your tonsils?

[thedancegroupstudio1]

who is this bitch is she crazy !?

[thedancegroupstudio1]

me and my sister start cracking up because it is mostly food not even a drink and why the heck did she put mint in there like that she is so dumb u are really dumb

[thenameserika]

ew. i dont really like to drink mint in my fruit drinks. :\ its quite big too

[katrinaantipas]

i cant belive none of u disliked this video i was the first one i feel so special :D aunt sandy just go have cocktail and leave us alone (i have a feeling she has no man in her life)

[accidentbear]

Is this a drink? I can't fucking tell because I know everytime I would go for a sip, a piece of frozen mint or raspberry would be lodged in my throat. This is disgusting, I'll stick to some apple juice.

[heavenandmud]

way too much stuff in that bowl

and that frozen ring thing is just...ugly.

[CatStina]

This could be a good punch if she took out half of the ingredients! But then I guess it wouldn't be Sandra Lee!!

[Keevin80021]

Hmm... Great idea! but your still a drunken bitch!

[shinybowser]

Strawburrrrries

[assassinateification]

@shinybowser

Im sooo glad I wasn't the only one irritated by her saying strawburrries!!!!

[geekoftheweek27]

Lllllllllllllllemon llllllllllllllllime soda.

[amesguy515]

That was just her glass.

[defundthewar]

Is her rack getting dangerously close to the bowl?

[longwalkshortpier]

What is the purpose of creating a frozen mold to hold the fruit if she's just going to pour the fruit in anyway? This trailer trash cannot cook.

[crazigrl456]

She's getting pretty handsy in the punch bowl.

[alyssa7909]

Looks like vomit with chunkies in it.

[JennieRose8]

Way too many berries in the punch, but other than that, it's not bad. However, couldn't she leave the alcohol out of some of her episodes?? Not everyone- especially the average family- wants cocktails at every get together and it's not good for you, anyway. As I've posted on other vids, she needs to consider how alcohol contributes to breast cancer and start encouraging women (men, too, of course) toward healthier drink mixtures. But what am I saying? Most of her recipes cause cancer.

[JennieRose8]

@JennieRose8 0 Ran out of room so I couldn't s'plain myself right. I should say that most of her recipes contain cancer-causing ingredients. Why would she change the drinks and not everything else?

[decafeine]

lol I have a feeling she uses that bowl as a glass for her after-dinner cognac

sooooooo dalishiss

[thewintersongs]

holy shit, is this a drink or some sort of weird floating fruit tray?

[marmolejo0591]

thats more like fruit soup way to much stuff in it

[marmolejo0591]

You know thats her personal wine glass LOL

[RaineSageFan]

You know that after the show she downed a bottle of vodka and started stripping on the may pole

[askapalaphagy]

You know you need to go to bed when you read the title as "Sandra Lee - May Hole Punch"

[sandysurap]

Ewww...did she just dip her finger in the punch?!

[HamsterClawz]

@sandysurap her hand is clean.

[sandysurap]

@HamsterClawz Still...it's one thing to use hands to knead dough or mix flours, and another to dip fingers in punch. She didn't have to use her finger anyway. It's not like the punch couldn't be mixed with a spoon. Liquids and paws should be kept apart. It looks icky.

[peejes]

The perfect accompaniment to Kwanzaa cake.

[carmenfatfat]

the punch bowl looks busy with all the fruits. Just adding the cut out fruits will be enough. I assume that jucies in the punch bowl are supposed to be light and refreshing without overloading it with natural sweetner and artifical flavor. This juice will give her guests sugar rush after drinking the punch that is loaded with sugar.

[KWalsh554]

It's all fruit, so it all goes together... right?

[PinkishBears]

does may pole always have so much sugar? O_O

[azngirl10588]

IDK Y I AM WATCHING THIS

[XxAznChinaXTown]

at the end she said COCK tail

[Mykee881211]

That looks fucking disgusting.

[veryberry96]

That looks nasty

[dardaf904]

@veryberry96 WTF

[Theturtleburtle5]

im suprised she didnt put the whole bottle in the punch cuz most of the time she does

[ItzMalcolm1]

hmmmmmmmmmm That actually sounds ok. FINALLY ONE THING THAT WE CAN SCARF DOWN

[allieskellington]

All that sugar... X__X

That will give you a wicked hangover.

[Aliciatringles]

complicated

[JeannettieP]

Straw-buhheries.. Its like nails on a chalkboard to me when she says that word.

[xXshininRoXstarzxX]

@JeannettieP You should also here how she pronounces liqueur. lol Lick- CORE. dumbass...

[xxdogofgleexx]

Okay, add some strawberries... some peaches... some mint... pineapple juice... lemon-lime soda... orange juice concentrate... peach juice... cantaloupe... honeydew melon... watermelon... fuck it, raspberries, more strawberries, why not?... some onions... carrots... celery... herbs de provence... dijon mustard... balsamic vinaigrette... cream soda... gravel... cheddar cheese... some chives... oyster crackers... Tabasco sauce... and some mayo.

I defy anyone no point out where I started joking.

[JennieRose8]

@xxdogofgleexx - Haha, sounds like the kind of surprise drinks I used to whip up for my brothers as a prank. LOL

[dardaf904]

@xxdogofgleexx Jackass...for no reason. why do you even watch her videos.

[CuervoBlack06]

@xxdogofgleexx You forgot her assortment of liqueurs and flavored extracts.

[longwalkshortpier]

@CuervoBlack06 you mean "eggstracts"...LOL

[azngirl10588]

@xxdogofgleexx i didnt watch the video yet and i didnt know u joked 1/2 way through til i sw the vid... its something sandra would do

[whits812]

@xxdogofgleexx I thought she actually forgotten about the alcohol this time but..I was wrong. :(

[slimfast67]

@xxdogofgleexx OMG had to check back twice - Just to read your comment again. It really had me LOL-ing

[KingdomheartsII]

@xxdogofgleexx

You started joking after the mayo.

[zetsuei18]

there's so much crap floating around in the punch, you cant get to the punch lol

[alefaye]

god, that looks so sickly sweet...

[toothbeaver]

This is the type of shit trashy people do at their weddings which are all home made in the trailer park. Sssssuper Ssssimple Wedding day BBQ chicken and a home made wedding cake using $1 store box cake and some canned frosting. Ugh what a lush disaster

[nikkixo28]

i would definitely make this.. minus the mint though.

[judasinwaiting]

looks good. maybe some of the concentrates were no sugar added.

[TvAdiCTeDd]

may have seemed like a nice idea but it doesnt look good at all to me

[OMGitsaBLAST]

SUGAR FUCKING OVERLOAAAD!!

TWO bottles of soda, a can of CONCENTRATE, and all that over MORE FRUIT JUICE!!?!?

oh and then alcohol.

[starlightcheese]

geeez. Just make a fruit salad . . .

[MacMorrighan]

Yum! Looks like it'd taste good, but the colors don't look as appetizing as maybe they ought...I think it's the combination of the green mint and the yellow-orange juices.

[HaoProductions3]

Human secretions made gourmet! And can I tell you? Its sssuper ssimple!

[geekoftheweek27]

You know she drank that whole thing.

[KiraKuchiki2]

@geekoftheweek27 She probably poured the rest of the booze into the bowl and chugged it.

[Kevindl1985]

Sprite peach soda and champaigne...tasty

[blugreen123]

and classy!

[maryade]

@blugreen123

and don't forget decadent!

[fallonvalo]

of course it's cocktail time, it's always cocktail time in sandra lee's world!!!