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  • U'd need Dramamine to watch this, seriously.

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  • @SureWhyNot333 I have to admit I was not aware of the regular Scientolgy/Sea Org dichotomy, I guess like any religion there are moderate and fundamentalist factions. If you feel that Scientology has helped you, I am happy to hear that, but I hope you recognize that even moderate Scientologists empower the militant ones to do what they do, through the fees you pay and by lending legitimacy simply through numbers.

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  • All religions are batshit crazy cults! ALL of them!

  • Religious people do too have a sense of humor Kathy,they just dont laugh at morons like you because nothing you say is funny.

  • Watch out Kathy Tom Cruise will beat your ass.

  • Fuck is she great or what? After watching a handful of her videos tonight I think Kathy Griffin is pretty much the perfect woman.

  • A few years ago two of my friends got busted because they infiltrated the IRS and were turning over files to Hubbard, the case went nowhere. the last live tape of Hubbard I saw he sounded as crazy as a loon, just nonsense. It is a money making cult and all it does is take your money while teaching you how to do the same to others.

  • I had three friends that tried to recute me into Scientology in 1967, I was in the back stage room listen to Ron Hubbard tapes on a reall to real recorder made at the Sea Org. Ther were not for the general public and a very bueatiful gire came in and tried to explain them to me. I told her that I already knew what he was talking about and then asked her out or rather if she wanted to get laid. Without a pause she smiled and asked if I would join and I said no, why should I pay for what I knew

  • Who is this Jewish ugly girl?

  • @tthanmor I'd hit it.

  • @tthanmor Her background's Irish Catholic, just like George Carlin's, & "ugly" is in the eyes of the beholder.

    ...$cientology: now that, not Kathy Griffin, is what I call UGLY!

  • @Bobjb999 For me, she is Ugly, and she can't be Irish Catholic, because in thet case she respect others faith.

  • Now, THAT's some funny shit-I don't care who u are!!! LOL!!!

  • maybe we are all aliens and obviously to other worlds we would be considered aliens but how does "knowing" that matter? Your still human, your still gonna die, and the idea that you can be "saved" by knowing the "truth" is what religions have been spewing for centuries. We're not meant to know and only the arrogant pretend to believe in something they could never fathom. The brave learn to live with the fact that anything could be true, therefore no one will ever know what is infact true.

  • A whacky science fiction author writes up a "religion", and theirs morons gullible enough to take it seriously... How embarrasing for humanity.

  • For just (.95 a month you can join my religeon. Once a month we fuck a pumpkin. JOIN NOW

  • @HartAHart WHERE DO I SIGN UP??????

  • sounds like the rituals in Skull N Bones

  • Scientology is a stupid cult

    Anonymous will win, Expect them

  • Scientologists arguing with Christians over whoes got the best imaginary friend,lol

  • @jimbo271uk LOL

  • I'm a proud PTS and SP!

  • I feel bad for tom cruise and john travolta if thats the case, they have life in prison basically :(

  • WELL, WHAT DOES SHE KNOW OF MORALS OR PHILOSOPHY?, SHE´S JUST A GOOD LOOKING CLOWN.

  • @Racsonify That is a liE!!.... She is NOT good looking!!

  • I fail to see the difference between scientology and christianity. In a lot of European countries christian churches take money from their members in a form of taxes. The more their members earn the more money the churches get. There's nothing optional about that, it's not a donation, and you can't choose how much you pay. You just have to pay those taxes.

  • @CarissaXo99 no. somebody has obviously never been apart of a church.

  • @CarissaXo99 You fail to see the difference between Scientology and Christianity? Seriously? Christianity believes that Christ was the son of God and died for our sins, thereby becoming our Savor. Scientologists believe that an evil alien named Xenu who dropped off alien prisons into our volcanos on earth who were then brainwashed into believing things like Christianity and other religions. There is a HUGE difference...

  • @Sapphireblue58 You fail to see much, I see.

  • @Sapphireblue58 LOL No difference. It's all batshit you choose to believe. One belief is just older.

  • @CarissaXo99 here here

  • and she is telling the truth about this! they have all the celebrity Gay's in there files and they really do black mail there clients

  • i'm usually not a religious person, but i would totally follow Kath-y Griffin-olicism

  • I can watch this over and over :P

  • Need a lawyer that specializes in cults......RED FLAG AHAHAHAH

  • I watched the Tom Cruise Scientology video after watching this, she is right he is a fucking nut job.

  • I've always liked Kathy Griffin, but she just... click CLICK CLICK! went four notches UP!

  • Cruise & Travolta are so deep in the closet, they're helping the White Witch take over Narnia for a box of Turkish Delight

    The vast majority of Scientologists are wealthy gullible celebrities & their moronic fans who do everything their idols do just to be popular; in the case of Tom Cruise, he's still a crazy midgit who makes crap movies & there's no way to deny it, no matter how often Scientologists try & cover it up

  • I'm a PTS. That's why my friends and family love watching me so much. :D

    P.S RIP George Carlin, another comic genius who would apreciate this routine so much.

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  • Kathy doesn't tell us if the drapes match the carpet.

  • @faffaflunkie NO, the drapes aren't gray.

  • the money isnt even the worst part about scientology. its the suspicious deaths can't remeber names but 1 guy stabbed his mother 77 times and left her to die because the religion of scientology took him of his schitzophrenia medication. not to mention the purif - and overdose of vitamins and pure oils, as well as sitting in a sauna for like 5 hours a day

  • isnt this double standards......again!

  • I'm religious and I love Kathy Griffin! She's right we all just need a sense of humor :)

  • Note that her friend is DEAD!

  • kathy is hot

  • I'm a PTS and proud baby! Kathy kicks ass!

  • I love this woman! Couldn't stop laughing!!

  • she educates too. lol. she is my hero

  • GO KATHY!

    DON'T STOP!

  • What really cracks me is you can find footage of Kirsti Alley talking about how Scientology 'saved her life' back in 1995. Well, here we are 15 years later and Kirsti is a big fat drug addicted pig on the edge of death.

  • im pretty sure this video got me to like kathy for the first time

  • this woman is too amazing!

  • Thousands of dollars to be told you're an alien. Wow. My brain needs time to get over that one.

  • for some reason i want to fuck her really bad right now :)

  • @jtizz711 dont know why but that comment made me LOL

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  • this has to be her best work.

    Marry me Kathy.

  • too funny

  • Brilliant!!!

  • this is fucking hilarious and true....creeeeeeeepy

  • rotflol

  • wheres our church Ha ha

  • Ha ha ha ha facts and figures

  • kool

  • Preach Kathy... fucking brainwashed, money hungry, power hungry bastards!!!!

  • I like her mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  • um...she's not Jewish.

  • Hiding her true religion? She was raised catholic.. many were and luckily many started to think for themselves.

  • funny how you think she's jewish, shows how much you know about KG. Nothing apparently.

  • no raised catholic and became atheist. she doesn't believe anymore.

  • she is not jewish. she make a joke about judaism tho, you idiot. didn't u hear her joke about kabbalah?

  • err...she is an atheist

  • thanks for cutting out the britney crap, its more than boring when she goes there, otherwise i love her

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  • love you kathy

  • scientologisy is bullshit NO church REQUIRES you to pay money to attend...

  • you'd be surprised there are a bunch of "churches" that require members to "donate" loads of money. They're as f-ed up as Scientology and nothing about actual faith or spirituality.

  • Scientology is the only 'church' which requires to take courses and pay out the ass for them.

    Donations are optional.

  • ALL Religions, especially the Catholics, are greedy bastards and rob from the poor all the time! They are un-Christ-like!

  • @ThunderCurls They want to be the public sector of Masonry which is why they charge money. Fact of the matter is you can reach the state of mind and spirit they sell for free. (Has nothing to do with the freezone)

    Life is about actions and you are indeed rewarded for your actions.

  • @ThunderCurls -Religion copywritten????

  • @ThunderCurls

    Slightly off-topic, but did you know, historically, tithing was sold as an insurance against going to Hell? Instead, you could spend your afterlife in Purgatory, where one's sins would be atoned @ that time. Once complete, the soul could then rise to Heaven.

    Fear is a very motivating weapon.

  • @ThunderCurls That's a flase fact. Look up the 'Jedi' religion. Oh yes it does exist.

  • this is fucking hysterical!!

  • What scientology video on YouTube is she talking about?

  • copy and paste into the search box: Tom Cruise Scientology Video - ( Original UNCUT )

    Trust me its hilarious

  • F-ing brilliant!!!

  • This is so genius.

  • I have a close friend in anonymous and he's always telling me how terrible they are and I couldn't believe half of what he is saying because it was just too crazy to think that kind of ignorance and brainwashing was going on today, but looking into it.....Holy hell. WTF are these people thinking!? Go Kathy, you and Xenu rock. XD

  • xxxsuspensionxxx- yes, it does sound like its a plot from a pretty decent 1960s movie thriller....or, it sounds like your anonymous friend would be insane. but, its amazingly all true.

  • lol I really was thinking "SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!" but after he showed me just how nuts these people are...You have to face the facts. and yes my anonymous friend is on the insane side so I took that into account as well. XP

  • This reminds me of when George Lucas raped Indiana Jones on Southpark

  • great video

  • Potential Trouble Source, that's me!!

  • PTS = potential trouble source

    "where's OUR church?"

    Amen!! :)

  • It's called truth.

  • Brilliant!

  • BEWARE OF THE CULT OF SCIENTOLOGY!

    It was designed with the whole intention of extorting money from people who need real help.

    Many people have died as a direct result of the cult of scientology's actions.

    Don't be another victim!

    For the truth, Google: Scientology's Casualty List

    or go to xenuDOTnet for more info on the dangers.

    Copy and paste to help inform people of a cult who actively attempt to sue or censor anyone who speaks against them, including youtube.

    STOP CENSORSHIP!

  • Your points are very valid Orsbore, but the same could be said about other religions like Christianity.

  • so true

  • This is a distraction "tech", never defend just acuse. Say hi to OSA.

  • All religions are equally insane. They all have stories which are based on illogical and implausible events.

  • At no point in this segment did Kathy Griffin say one single thing that was wrong.

  • Yep. Here's my Scientology story:

    In the mid 90s, I lived next door to an elderly couple who were estranged from their son b/c he got involved in Scientology and was an accountant for them. One day, they received a call from their son, telling them he was coming home, and getting out of Scientology because he had "seen through it." No more than a week after making this call, their son tragically died in a fire in his apartment. The cause of the fire was never determined. You be the judge.

  • There are many stories like this, sadly, most of the police force investigating were probably either scientologists themselves or were bought off.

    Either way, these murderers need punishment. why are these evil killers above the law.

    obviously they hire trained killers, they are very well hidden up.

  • To make the joke work, she sould've got a bit closer to what they really do, which is bad.You don't find out the weird shit by getting "clear". That's just the beginning. Way the hell after Clear, are the OT levels that cost thousands of dollars, that is where you find out about Xneu & Body Thetans.

  • man imagine how fucking ripped off you must feel!

    Go out and buy a decent sci fi book for probably a few dollars...you deluded fools, save yourself all the trouble!

  • SP can also Stand for Sexual Predator, since that is one of Scientology's favorite things to make up about people that speak out against them.

  • Everything that I said (except for the "evolved from reptiles" bit) is plainly observable. You can study it yourself.

    Come over to rational side! We've got laboratories and evidence and the Scientific Method! And I also know from experience that it's easier to be happy when you don't think evil beings are out to get the human race (I read some David Icke books when I was 14-ish).

  • All primates have tailbones and I'm assuming all mammals shed their old skin cells. My dog sheds more skin than I do, do you think he has a higher percentage of alien? And your most important evidence is that we can be emotionally "cold" sometimes?

    We evolved from reptiles so of course there is going to be some commonalities.

  • Rosie, poppoff, and kathy griffen are all reptilian hybrids of an alien brulerian experiment.Kathy swings with monitor lizards !!!

  • Yeah that's true, At least we Catholics admit that lighting candles for saints does seem odd to people on the outside looking in. To say nothing of the whole bread and wine to body and blood.

  • thanx for sharing this vid... she is funny and im gonna look out for more of her stuff :)

  • what?

    stop buggin her...

    M

  • LMAO so true about Kirstie Alley

  • I'm surprised she doesn't get midnight hangups, being followed around, and death threats for this.

  • She's too well known.

  • ...that and she has a big mouth and isn't afraid to trash them and dish out everything they do. She might even enjoy getting attention from them in order to get more material.

    She could potentially be one of the best and most credible enemies of $cientology--

    They probably would never accept her as a member no matter how much money she offered them, lol.

  • ..I worded that wrong,

    ALL people against Scientology have more credibility in their little finger than any given Scientologist since they are composed of only swindlers and suckers.

  • She's a PTS they are scared shitless of her! After all, we SPs are the only reason why even clears still get sick, amirite? >.>

  • nice to see a celebrity speak out about this shit.

  • God she cuts through the shit.

  • wow kathy griffin is my hero! hahaha

  • A lot of her statements are distorted from the truth, but the main gist is there. Scientology is a joke, its followers humourless and ripped off and the punchline is Xenu.

  • The punchline is really Tom Cruise

  • I adore Kathy!

  • ...error code 32267....

  • so funny and so true

  • Keep talking Kathy! Looove it!

  • I'm a PTS for sure :-)

  • Tom has Borderline Personality Disorder. He has all the text book symptoms. It will never be official though because the the Slimetologist are controlling him now.

  • that and their biggest threat is anyone who can treat the mental disorders that scientology creates. such as a psychiatrist who actually understands mental state and can actually help talk you through your problems. someone who can prescribe medication to help with your problems. but they dont believe in medication even if its needed for everyday life- controle controle controle. this should scare u guys. they have memebers in every goverment organization. we must do something

  • 15/5 stars

  • Very funny

  • Oh F*** me I'm on my period i took a shit (LMFAO)

  • I now love Kathy Griffin. She just made my top comedians list!

  • Kathy Griffin just became my new favorite comic!

  • DIE CO$

  • ooo im so glad i clicked on this video. funniest kathy griffin bit

  • What really happened to L. Ron Hubbard?

  • he died while hiding from the government.

  • Anyone who publicly rails $cientology is OK with me! Go Kathy go

  • LMAO: "husband and the gay. ok, that's the perfect existence, seriously. you can die tomorrow lady. you've had a good life."

  • tom cruise is a good actor. but i hate him and his "religion"

  • 'PTS = Potential Trouble Source', where's OUR church??

    *teeheeee*

  • no kidding. LOL!

  • Ahhh the Isaac Hayes "Now whats he doing?" comment would have crashed and burnt if they knew what we knew now! Poor guy!

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  • lmao oh that was great thanks

  • Looooove her! and come on the alien thing...

    we all know its correct and yeah it is comedy courtesy of ronnie boy!

  • kathy wins my vote everytime

  • Kathy rocks!!!

  • It measures bioelectricity, and there are multiple models of e-meter (up to the mark 8 at the moment, iirc). As for the alien thing, well, remember that this is comedy. It doesn't have to be accurate.

    You actually find out about the whole Xenu story and such at OT 3 (Incident 2, they call it; I have copies of almost all the OT documents, in Hubbard's handwriting, stored on my computer); by which point you've paid enough money and received enough brainwashing to actually believe it.

  • Thank you for enlightening me.

    Altered document? I could believe that easily enough if it weren't mostly in Hubbard's handwriting, and given that it is backed up by many former Scientologists, I'm willing to take it at face value.

    This is besides the point however; my dislike for the Church of Scientology is based not on your beliefs but on the practices promoted by the management. Fair Game was canceled in name only, and still goes on today. Until the crimes stop, I won't.

  • There is no separation of organized scientology's policies and doctrines. Everything written by L Ron is sacred source. So it's not anon fault they've contaminated and twisted their practices & beliefs into one gigantic hoax driven mess. It's not our problem to unravel their lack of separation between church doctrines and scam driven policies, it's theirs. And until they do straighten that out, it's only right scams & teachings that are lumped together take the fall together.

  • Why not? If a belief is wrong, it would be dishonest to not oppose it.