In 9th grade, my science teacher was talking about soil. He started laughing and asked if anyone knew who the Dead Milkmen were... I was the only one who raised their hand in the class. He said, "I'll talk to you after class." I knew exactly what song he was thinking of. He said he thought of this song every time he thought about soil. He was the coolest science teacher ever!
ya know what MrVlorn, i like you. youre not like the other people, here in the YouTube community. I mean, don't get me wrong. They're fine people- good youtubers, but they like to listen to crap, awful music like justin bieber. Maybe even lady gaga or any bad artists. They're normal people, Mr.Vlorn, but they dont know what bad music is doing to this world! Dead milkmen forever!
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart! You can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it! The government says it's due to poor farming, but I know what's really going on, Stuart! I know it's the queers! They're in it with the aliens! They're building LANDING STRIPS for gay Martians!! I swear to God!! You know what, Stuart? I like you!! You're not like the other people, here, in the trailerpark.
hey man my burrow owl jacked my pipe... i was distracted by my dads cool coors 16....... i swear he up in that tree.. screw bill sr.. whats he know.. its a bird and bird fly...
where the hell is that awesome trailer park version of this song ? it was around about 3 years ago on youboob then pooooooooof gone ? have the gay aliens got something to do with that classic videos mysterious disappearance ? or is it the painful politicly correct world that we live in that is trying to stop people from knowing what the queers are doing to the soil around here lol
I've been listenin to these guys since I was a Freshman in HS...20+ years ago, and I STILL laugh when he talks about the BURROW OWL.."JUNPIN JESUS ON A POGO STICK"...HAHAHA...I used to love that song...even when I WASNT stoned.
NOW THAT is one hell of a song, if you can listen to it, not be stoned, and still laugh. (I don't get stoned anymore...)
The queers are doing to the soil...where in HELL did he get that one? HA HA HA
Are you kidding? This song has been a classic longer than my 17 yr old kid has existed! What's new to you is a great memory of a concert 18 years ago to many others. Check out "People who have died" by Jim Carrol, another classic you may enjoy for the first time. I'll take my turkey baked and stuffed.
@ryboflavin999 I've heard this before. Several hundred times. I have this album, actually. Well...I first heard this on the Greatest Hits album...but still.
But did they not in fact find the root cause of soil problems ? but they should have taken it one step farther ! its what the queers are doing to Burrow Owls that is messing with the soil ! those owls are gayed up now and won't mate anymore so the soil is no longer aerated like it used to be ! queers will be the death of us ! protect the owls ! protect the soil ! LOL !
@wolfesinger i'm called Stuart and Im not honored, just laughing my ass off right now. xD it's alot like dennis leary this song. Listen to the song 'asshole' by him and you'll see what I mean.
@alleymatt NO WAY!! in top 5 though, Watching Scotty Die, Bitchin Camaro and Taking Retards To The Zoo definitely rank higher, this song is right around Punkrock Girl.
@GamesterX69 no you are wrong this song & punk rock girl are both better than those three altho it really is down to taste and you have none.... i joke
@dontpunchgirls Punk rock girl better then Bitchin Camaro? you MUST be joking!!!! yes personal preference is a big part of music, most ppl dont agree with me that Watching Scotty Die is the best Dead Milkmen song but then again most ppl voted for obama showing you how stupid MOST ppl are anyways!!!
@GamesterX69 sorry your Obama reference is lost on me Im English and don't give a crap about American politics far to concerned with the cunts running my own country, are you a right wing pigeon?
if we are going to debate though i will say punk rock girl has been covered by some pretty cool bands like mad caddies don't think bitchin camaro has as altho its a good song its not as good as punk rock girl but it is all in the ear of the beholder
@chaostitties that's such a badass screen name :)
alexseelus 2 weeks ago
5 ppl are gay and are doing things to the soil
FirstTuber123 3 weeks ago
Dad get me a burrow owl
MsRuth84 3 weeks ago
JUMPIN JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
kingblackhart 1 month ago
This explains Rick Santorum's performance in Iowa so. freaking. well.
thejamootz 1 month ago 3
There building landing strips for gay marshins I swear to god!!
theGOLDBOY360 2 months ago
In 9th grade, my science teacher was talking about soil. He started laughing and asked if anyone knew who the Dead Milkmen were... I was the only one who raised their hand in the class. He said, "I'll talk to you after class." I knew exactly what song he was thinking of. He said he thought of this song every time he thought about soil. He was the coolest science teacher ever!
M310nH3ad 2 months ago 3
where did they come from?
dubsteppinnigga 3 months ago
ohh i believe 3 people know exactly where to find their burrow owls
midtrain1981 4 months ago
Fantastic song!
Setebos 4 months ago
Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick... I haven't heard this song in almost 20 years... I miss the Dead Milkmen!!!!!!
zipperchick1 4 months ago
Goddammit Stuart!
RoCkHeAd316 5 months ago
jumping jesus on a pogo stick. i still say that. love the dead milkmen
mikemostone 5 months ago
JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK!!!!!
munk237 5 months ago
one of the smartest bands ever.
sherpa285 5 months ago
This was the first album I bought on the relatively-new 'compact disc' format. And I'm glad it was.
sherpa285 5 months ago
I want this song played at my funeral.
TheTaoJoannes 5 months ago 3
@TheTaoJoannes Then you better die like my oldest son, Bill Jr., HE WAS A DAREDEVIL!!!!!!!!! Just like his old man!
twentymooseman 5 months ago
@TheTaoJoannes Is your name Stuart?
cartens33 4 months ago
I saw them live at fyfest yesterday and they played stuart!!!!! badass!
ChaosTitties 5 months ago
He's DARE DEVIL!!!
2soakers 6 months ago
cagerat is the biggest Queer of them all.
solkacorot 6 months ago
Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! I like this, it's not like the other videos here in the trailer park.
Sammerkona 6 months ago 2
I wish I could "like" this again.
RonSpice 6 months ago
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW, WHAT THE QUEERS, ARE DOING, TO THE SOIL!
otterboi26 7 months ago
thank you! lol
MsCrystalstar76 7 months ago
ya know what MrVlorn, i like you. youre not like the other people, here in the YouTube community. I mean, don't get me wrong. They're fine people- good youtubers, but they like to listen to crap, awful music like justin bieber. Maybe even lady gaga or any bad artists. They're normal people, Mr.Vlorn, but they dont know what bad music is doing to this world! Dead milkmen forever!
NerfFPSRussia 7 months ago 21
@NerfFPSRussia Eh, that kind of sucked.
cartens33 4 months ago
@NerfFPSRussia I have this whole album on my channel though, if you like The Dead Milkmen.
cartens33 4 months ago
This is...well...this is making me want a Burrow Owl, sonnyboy....
amandalectron 7 months ago
Bill Jr, he was a DAREDEVIL!!!
mcdrunkin 7 months ago
@mcdrunkin
Just like his old man. lol
squidjuice 7 months ago
@mcdrunkin
jus like his old man
DoucheyBaggins 6 months ago
3 people were decapitated on the mixer
MrOldskoolmetal 8 months ago
Hey everybody. Look at me. Look at me.
taralemm 8 months ago
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Three people don't know what the queers are doing to the soil.
servo106 8 months ago
Three people don't know what the queers are doing to the soil.
servo106 8 months ago 6
Ya know that carnival that comes to town every year?
TheBobthomason73 8 months ago
Keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times!!!!
baystatepunx 8 months ago
he was a dardevil
MyBalsac 8 months ago
WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A BURROW OWL ANYWAY!!!!
TooTrue2 9 months ago 3
Uploaded the entire album, if anyone is interested.
cartens33 10 months ago 2
JUMPING JESUS ON A POGOSTICK!
Huntergphil2 10 months ago 4
He was a DAREDEVIL!
PoorlyMadeFilms 10 months ago
"You know what Stuart I like you, you're not like the other people here in the trailer park."
Made my day.
MEGAXSTU 10 months ago
of the 204 people who have added their 2 cents on like or dislike, how could there even be 3 who have disliked?!?!!
highlifeman80 10 months ago
I needed that.
BwackGul 11 months ago 3
3 people don't know where to find their burrow-owls.
movieman33843 11 months ago 29
Do you ever go to make a pork sausage and find its got hairs all over it?
lewisself 1 year ago
could you upload brat in the frat?
762hillboy 1 year ago
As of Thursday, February 3, 2011, at 10:24am EST:
32,363 people discovered that burrow owls live in holes in the ground, as opposed to trees;
147 people know what the queers are doing to the soil;
and 3 people were looking for videos of a talking mouse.
TheMortallyWounded 1 year ago 6
Mork and Mindy is classic.
SuttonSantiniPaulo 1 year ago
my fav. dm song :)
irrelevnt 1 year ago
HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME. POW...
JaguarGod 1 year ago
I freakin love this song... thank you youtube!
Gay martians! Classic! lol
NeoConSickSix6 1 year ago
JUMPIN JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
spankycorkforker 1 year ago 4
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart! You can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it! The government says it's due to poor farming, but I know what's really going on, Stuart! I know it's the queers! They're in it with the aliens! They're building LANDING STRIPS for gay Martians!! I swear to God!! You know what, Stuart? I like you!! You're not like the other people, here, in the trailerpark.
elteescat 1 year ago
forgot all about these guys. what is this 20 years old--at least? now, where's that bitchin' camaro?
jstwndring 1 year ago
haha yeah, this song rocks.
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shonbrewer 1 year ago
i love this song. i have met tha werzerter kid! (;lived next door) hehe
drillbitdave 1 year ago
But Bill Jr, he was a daredevil. Just like his ol man.
detriotdave 1 year ago 3
Thanks for posting!!!!!!
jeremy83181 1 year ago
I can't get any bushes to live past a year in my backyard. I guess those queers got to the soil in my backyard.
rickman125 1 year ago 6
thanks! great post!
skatetolive34 1 year ago
where the hell is that awesome trailer park version of this song ? it was around about 3 years ago on youboob then pooooooooof gone ? have the gay aliens got something to do with that classic videos mysterious disappearance ? or is it the painful politicly correct world that we live in that is trying to stop people from knowing what the queers are doing to the soil around here lol
rensbitterhalf 1 year ago 3
All hail the Milkmen
lksjgdfkjgsdkgi 1 year ago
i wish this band was still around, i was born too late!
kendallbob 1 year ago
@kendallbob They still play sometimes! I saw them two years ago in Austin. It was awesome. Rodney amadeus wrote a greek phrase in my notebook.
activepieces 1 year ago
god damn quers.
EIephunk 1 year ago
"Keep your head and arms inside The Mixer at all times."
ktrh740 1 year ago
I've been listenin to these guys since I was a Freshman in HS...20+ years ago, and I STILL laugh when he talks about the BURROW OWL.."JUNPIN JESUS ON A POGO STICK"...HAHAHA...I used to love that song...even when I WASNT stoned.
NOW THAT is one hell of a song, if you can listen to it, not be stoned, and still laugh. (I don't get stoned anymore...)
The queers are doing to the soil...where in HELL did he get that one? HA HA HA
ash2ashindust 1 year ago
But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers.
They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay
Martians. I swear to God.
AlexxanderrII 1 year ago
I will buy a free range turkey for anyone who has heard this before. I have my bets.
ryboflavin999 1 year ago
@ryboflavin999 I like Turkey! Do you need to see the receipt from record store that I bought the cassette from?
See? Noticed how I used the words record store?
Yeah, I'm that fuckin' old!
Where's my turkey?
iamsosquid 1 year ago
@ryboflavin999
Are you kidding? This song has been a classic longer than my 17 yr old kid has existed! What's new to you is a great memory of a concert 18 years ago to many others. Check out "People who have died" by Jim Carrol, another classic you may enjoy for the first time. I'll take my turkey baked and stuffed.
thayo30 1 year ago
@ryboflavin999 I've heard this before. Several hundred times. I have this album, actually. Well...I first heard this on the Greatest Hits album...but still.
300Z31 1 year ago
Pay up
UltimateSkaFan 1 year ago
this song is funny as hell
guitarmastar 1 year ago
Queers do more to the soil than just make landing strips for gay martians.
robopenises 1 year ago
"They're building landing strips for gay Martians!" - O...M...G... That is so f**kin" funny!
IndyPunk72 1 year ago
But did they not in fact find the root cause of soil problems ? but they should have taken it one step farther ! its what the queers are doing to Burrow Owls that is messing with the soil ! those owls are gayed up now and won't mate anymore so the soil is no longer aerated like it used to be ! queers will be the death of us ! protect the owls ! protect the soil ! LOL !
videocanone 1 year ago
Every time I see Alex Jones I think of this song, haha.
ParadoxIncarnate 1 year ago
this song makes me honored to be called Stuart.
wolfesinger 1 year ago
@wolfesinger you know what stuart, i like you
joby75 1 year ago
@wolfesinger i'm called Stuart and Im not honored, just laughing my ass off right now. xD it's alot like dennis leary this song. Listen to the song 'asshole' by him and you'll see what I mean.
JetBlackandMCRock 1 year ago
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!!
BognarRegis 1 year ago
dead milkmen rule
granubandjim 1 year ago
Awesome! We need "Ringo Buys a Rifle" now! XD
amethystnewyork 1 year ago
hell yeah!! Jellyfish Heaven would be good too.
CLUMMINGS 1 year ago
I agree w previous comment. I use to listen to the dead milkmen cassette tapes all the time, now w mp3 it's not the same.
Shakeyj100 2 years ago
Feels kinda strange not to hear "I Walk the Thinnest Line" start up right after this....guess I've listened to Beelzebubba too many times :)
stronzdimerd1 2 years ago
The best Dead Milkmen song by far.
alleymatt 2 years ago
@alleymatt NO WAY!! in top 5 though, Watching Scotty Die, Bitchin Camaro and Taking Retards To The Zoo definitely rank higher, this song is right around Punkrock Girl.
GamesterX69 1 year ago
@GamesterX69 awww man .... got room for Ringo Buys a Rifle???? lol
elhefe112875 1 year ago
@GamesterX69 no you are wrong this song & punk rock girl are both better than those three altho it really is down to taste and you have none.... i joke
dontpunchgirls 1 year ago
@dontpunchgirls Punk rock girl better then Bitchin Camaro? you MUST be joking!!!! yes personal preference is a big part of music, most ppl dont agree with me that Watching Scotty Die is the best Dead Milkmen song but then again most ppl voted for obama showing you how stupid MOST ppl are anyways!!!
GamesterX69 1 year ago
@GamesterX69 sorry your Obama reference is lost on me Im English and don't give a crap about American politics far to concerned with the cunts running my own country, are you a right wing pigeon?
if we are going to debate though i will say punk rock girl has been covered by some pretty cool bands like mad caddies don't think bitchin camaro has as altho its a good song its not as good as punk rock girl but it is all in the ear of the beholder
dontpunchgirls 1 year ago
@dontpunchgirls Indeed the pricks running england have me shittin bricks
lewisself 1 year ago
Jumping Jesuse on a pogo stick!
lonercs 2 years ago
But Bill Junior, he was a daredevil...
amrichter357 2 years ago
You know what Stuart, I like you, you're not like the other people!
This may be my favorite song by them
Ig0tlif3 2 years ago
I swear, this song makes me laugh Every. Single. Time.
bobanddavid90 2 years ago
This song is great. I love the dead milkmen they are the best!!!!!!!!!
xxPhoebeMariexx 2 years ago
this always makes me laugh
"do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?"
Comerfordd 2 years ago
It's a classic. Never gets old
engrey 2 years ago 51
this song reminds me of a tea party rally, lol.
Wahoofuck 1 year ago 5
This is one of my favorite songs its so funny
xxPhoebeMariexx 2 years ago
best song ever
bigc2293 2 years ago 35
WTF?
blackwingbear 2 years ago