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  • if everyone thinks this sucks, lemme see you write it better? you ever been shot? have you ever seen a gun? other than a cop's...did you grow up in hollygrove leaving freestyles on Ronald Williams answering machine until you were signed at 11? no, you didn't because you wouldn't be a hater on youtube lol open your eyes, music is art, thanks for hatin tho

  • FUCKING GARBAGE

  • ha of course number one rapper

  • Why was this referenced from Canibus/Big L punchlines?

  • my god these lyrics are awful

  • Lil wayne should've died in traffic, and saved my ears this pain, this shit is garbage xD

  • Lyrics don't make the best rapper music is an art lil wayne could be more lyrical so could jay z had but if thats what the game wanted lupe or nas would be bigger than wayne..He went back to school after being famous he is smarter than you think.

  • @NWOBlackroses FINALLY AN EDUCATED PERSON ON YOUTUBE!!!

  • Wayne had better metaphors than this though

  • This guy sucks major balls. It sounds like a kid from the first grade trying to write his first rap

  • THESE ARE NOT HIS BEST AT ALL....

  • i m god tz is wat i m blessing wit

  • my friends and i text eachother the worst lyrics we can find atleast once a day, its pretty much turned into a competition. needless to say vids like this are a goldmine so id like to thank whoever made this.

  • i was like always hating on lil wayne myself, I still don't like his voice but cmon you guys gotta admit he got some nice lines. But i don't know if he write them himself?

  • Big L PUNCHLINE KING........leave it at that

  • @prgraffiti91 FUCK YEAH BiG L iS THE BEST PUNCHLiNE KiNG iLOVE WAYNE HE HAS GREAT METAPHORS HE'S MY FAVORiTE RAPPER iTHiNK HE'S A METAPHOR GENiUS iWOULD LOOK FOR HiS PUNCHLiNES ALL THE TIME TOO LOOK UP MUSiC OF HiS THAT iHADN'T HEARD AND iCAME ACROSS BiG L AND iWAS iMPRESSED

  • @prgraffiti91 He was the PLK ,now it's Lloyd Banks ,and future generation is pretty fucked up.

  • @prgraffiti91 'I'm being hated by the season. So fuck yal hating for no reason"

  • none of these are his top 20

  • @TheTrueTariq that shows how good he is 

  • dam is diss foooo weak af never heard nothing more annoying then his voice he can rhyme and he aint got punchlines u wanna hear some raww!! shit loock into the underground world of hip hop!!

  • this LIL nikka suk mad ass

  • Kindergarden raps this nigga aint close to being the best, only thing nasty about this nigga is when he and birdman be practicing incest.

  • @SwitchFlipKid323 why you lookiun him up then retard?

  • lil wayne gayest on the block/ he aint a jock / he sucks cock / 24/7 mouth on bird man's anus/ ass so wide i can see uranus / you aint a rapper / ya fans just dumber than you / flouresent light is on when you try to rap cause all i hear is bzzzzzz / you try to be hard but the lotion in bird man's ass made you soft / i got more respect for laura croft / she a tomb raider / you just a tomb...die you hollow skull bitch!

  • the lyrics he spits are pretty good and clever, too bad they arent his tho. :(

  • the line is....if they like RAP POISON........

  • lil wayne ryme are like made by a crack head

  • God damn!! Niggas can't spell!!!!!!

  • @OPL21stJS ur opinion.

  • wayne's lyrics, style, stage presence are non-existent. I can't feel any heart in any of his songs. Plus he acts like he can play guitar and that straight fuckin lmae son. It's all about Aesop Rock, E&A, Heiroglyphics, Sage Francis, R. A. the Rugged Man, Ill Bill, Del, Immortal Technique ect. Fuck all those mainstream dudes that don't know how they got there and shouldn't be there in the first place.

  • 0:00 - Beat Without Bass

    0:26 - 3 Peat

    1:05 - Mr Carter (Feat. Jay-Z)

    1:54 - Im Me

  • @21waynesgirl yuh!

  • @KingBradyProductions yehhh only 2 rappers.. Eminem and Weezy.. And maybe Banks will.. 'thats why ur bitch is blowin' on me like nintendo games'

  • why dont you put all his songs? hes the best rapper alive;)

  • @albertVV1 not even close

  • this was pathetic..i don't get how anybody can listen to his shit and say he's the best..that kevin federline line was the corniest shit i ever heard haha..i'll stick to Big L, pun, biggie, eminem, and jedi mind tricks..

  • There will never be a rapper who will make a punchline like '' Bitch real G's move in silence like lasanga'' The half of y'all dont have the IQ to get this. Stop hating.

  • @PannaVsAkka dude im wit yu , tht is a great line , nd im not tryin to start an argument , bt eminem can ! i mean " i swear to god i'll piss a happy meal off "

  • @PannaVsAkka the g is silent in lasanga hes comparing how real G's move silent like the g in lasanga guess im smart

  • @PannaVsAkka lmao their are 100's of rappers that can beat that, cus lil wayne is shit. EM, Canibus, Immortal Technique, Nas, Rakim,J-Live,Apathy, MF Doom, Mos Def,Jedi Mind Tricks, Jus Allah, etc

  • @OPL21stJS then why aren't ANY of the them number 1? Please, just shut the fuck up.

  • @PannaVsAkka exactly niggas think hes stupid but there the ones that are stupid because they don't understand what he means thats why people hate him but hes very intelligent for real. btw that is a fucking awesome punchline!

    -peace

  • Compare all his lyrics to "dead in the middle of little italy little did we know we riddled a middle man who didn't do diddily" or "i leave you lost bounce you on the cross whip you like a horse sacrifise your life to a higher force" or "eh yo you better flea hops or get your head flown 3 blocks" or "i'll shot your bitch and fuck the bullet hole till death" big pun, big l, and immortal technique.

  • what is the first song?

  • Yall want lyrics look up Big L punch lines....Make this foo look like a new jack....which he has the same skill as one!

  • i guess you only herd the carter 3. SMH

  • He isnt sorry, but his fans make you think that he's above average. But i hate him he says he's the best ever.

  • should've put 'top verses' holy shit.

  • sigh...

  • This fuckin' sucks. MF DOOM would murder him.

  • @LooseFit88 Word. If this is the best I don't wanna hear the worst.

  • What garbage lines. Pathetic.

  • Lil Gayne is fucking garbage 

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  • best rapper alive? wtf

  • @DriveByDylan yes he is the best gtfo wiz khalifas dick thats not real rap kid.

  • @jikwan3jikwan2 i dont like wiz khalifa and he isnt even close to best rapper

  • Wats the First Song???

  • *fart noise*

  • everyone realize this is from the carter 3 except leather so soft? fagot!

  • @YoungBraVe15

    The name of the songs are as follows

    1.) Bass without bass

    2.) 3 peat- tha Carter 3

    3.) Mr Carter

    4.) Im Me (1000 degrees)

  • @clive138 Bass Without Bass ??????? It's Beat Without Bass

  • most of these werent even punchlines..

  • whats the second song

    the he says viagra in

  • ive always thought that it is stupid that he says "i got shot and you can see the proof" when he shot himself.

    does he just think that people dont know about that or what??

  • Wayne sucks. Top 5 rappers ever (in no order)

    -Big Pun

    -Big L

    -Eminem

    -Biggie

    -Tupac

  • @YoungBraVe15 you missed Rakim man, he's probably the greatest of all time lyrically. If you don't know him look him up..those 5 are dope though. Lil wayne can't compare to them ever..

  • @BigLrip21 wordd i know rakim, hes dope also no doubt, i cant believe people actually like wayne. Like cmon, ppl say hes better than Big L, and all the guys we named, get the fuck outta hea, only reason wayne ever got big was because he started rappin about weed, same reason 4 Wiz Khalifa also. smh-_-

  • name all these songs please ?

  • lil wayne is happy he shot himself

  • @Mrthatboifromyoblock if only it hit a major artery....

  • @MultiBeasters6 the song is called Beat without bass

  • i mean these are all good quotes i guess but this is prob like 1% of his top punchlines and these are his more popular ones..i guess i wont thumbs down or thumbs up

  • whats the name of the second song

  • i feel sorry for you lil wayne fans for its not that he is so terrible its that you guys dont know there is better music out there

  • Big L <3 waynes rhymes cant compare to Big L's

  • You Should have put his verse saying:

    I know this world is so cold and decieving but i keep my head up likemy nose is bleeding

    or : i take three L's to the head live love life and im dead

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  • your lyrics are off!!!!

  • Thanx for sharing it I was lookin' for a vid like this

  • i'd rather swallow a grenade get fucked by a hammerhead shark than listen to this fucking garbage i cant believe you fags listen to this shit

  • @proricand if you dont like the video then gtf and and watch something you like

  • @youngswagga1991. you have a point. but at least i'm willing to hear his crap before i call it crap

  • @proricand Yeah i hate wayne's music with a passion

  • this is so bad its depressing smh

  • You suck at putting lyrics straight up, you suck sooooo bad at it, dont ever do that again, this is horrible.

  • YEA ITS ACTUALLY --- Cause I'ma murder Y, kill O and even U

  • way too much of the carter 3 waynes got better shit

  • they ok. the seasons one was hot cant lie

  • horrible

  • Wayne shoot himself, there's no award for rapping about popping your ownself

  • u should the song titles in the description

  • what is the song when he talks about almost dying in traffic?

  • @17joetube 3 peat

  • @17joetube

    3 peat,, my dud ;)

  • it only makes sense to write which song the verses are from prick!

  • the thing about wayne is that he is dah best rapper alive because he a can create dah greatest lines. listen tah 6 foot 7foot 8 foot bunch. no other rapper can top lines like that

  • @LayzieProphet311 And the thing about Big L, is that he is such a fucking genius that he indeed topped those lines more than a decade ago

  • im pretty sure a retarded deaf monkey could rap this ........whatever the fuck it is.......into the fucking ground

  • i'm not a hater, but wayne has done some crap verses, but this was great. sometimes his lyrics don't make sense but sometimes theyre awsome

  • you suck at putting lyrics

  • @mikeyzurc  Toooootaly agree!

  • @mikeyzurc lmao.

  • this fake nigga sound like miley cyrus trippin on acid, get this weak shit out of here

  • @BlaZiiNxIIxGuNn3R so name any 1 can write like this?? and dont tell me eminem cuz he dont write his lyrics alone, dont bilieve me checkk out any refference

  • @dabstudio1 nah eminem aint on the same level as an avarage underground rapper. let alone some1 considered one of the top dogs on the U.G.

  • @BlaZiiNxIIxGuNn3R if you dont like the video then go to one you like

  • smoke so many blunts i am permanantly coughing

    i may be white,but im crip like steven hawking

  • Im like lucifer the unforgiven--cast out of heaven

    --id much rather rule hell, with a black mack 11--then be a serveant

    -I'd rather be accesorry to murder This hell on earth survival--means you better be an earner-- --enemy of mine--are you ready to die?--are you fucking pussies mentally prepared for machetes and nines?--For all the drama on your mama's door step--- I driveby---And spray hollowtips that split your minds eye." Ill Bill If you actually like hiphop this is the way to go

  • u made it to hard to read

  • This foo has ghostwriters...U honestly think this ignorant piece of shit has the talent to flow off the dome and make it sound nice? If people find this cat good, America is doomed....

  • @QuikShotJigen so u searched or clicked on his video jus 2 waist ur own time? ghost writer or not doesnt he still have more money then u could ever dream of? once u get famous and u get a chance 2 shit on wayne instead of him shittin on all of you haters then u can talk all ur shit until then u really have no room 2 say an opinion when ur opinion really doesnt even matter 2 him cuz no matta wut u or any other hater say he still gettin his money

  • @lilboss141 Nah I searched for it to waste time, but i already knew what I was expecting to see fan base wise...If your a new gen, then I suggest taking a trip back to real hiphop...Reply back when you learn something...

  • @QuikShotJigen lol dont u seem smart, yes i listen 2 lil wayne, young jeezy, T.I., but my fav rappers will always be pimp C, big L, and 2pac, but i jus love how u said u searched it 2 waste time XD funny shit man i gotta give it 2 u, how bout checking my page for me and my brothers music before saying take a trip back 2 real hip hop or maybe ur just stuck in old age and should know that that will never come back RIP 2 the greats but now the hip hop and rap world as far as im concerned is runned

  • @lilboss141 lol to bad all the music on ur channle sucks ass

  • @gocpop lol thanks for veiwing anyway 2 bad an opionon doesnt matter in these days post of ur vids on me or my bro and we can see who better or dont waste ur time saying someone else sucks if u cant even do it. RIP this convo.

  • @QuikShotJigen by Young Jeezy, wayne, and Yo gotti.

  • @lilboss141 Music can always be old regardless and it will always be good, but thats not the point. The point is most people are lacking the references to where to find good music. So instead people base their knowledge off the radio, and MTV Top 40, but good hip/hop isn't found on the radio or on MTV.

  • @QuikShotJigen your damn straight

  • @QuikShotJigen thats funny that u say he has ghost writters, but u cant prove it. u think hes not smart enough, but yet he was the top student in both high schools he went to, and he was in the gifted class. shows wat u kno... u shuld waste som more of ur time researchin the right facts.

  • @damonwilliams100 Top student? I don't think Louisiana has a good education system to begin with. Has one of the highest drop out rates...Damn, before you bring arsenal at me check yourself. Haha, and it is proven he had a ghost writer... Cory Gunz ring a bell?

  • @QuikShotJigen ok, but if u didnt know he tested genius in an IQ test. and he dropped out, so i guess LOuisianna got a lot of no good geniuses!!! and Corey Gunz is said to have ghost writed for him only in the 1st Carter, but that was rumors and Wayne writes his own ish now

  • wut is the song at 1:05????

  • big l

    and cassidy are the best punchline rappers of all time

  • ...and mad hoes ask Beavis i get nothing but head

  • wts the song on 1:09

  • @Nabilisafan mr. carter

  • @Nabilisafan Mr. Carter

  • lil wayne snaps but hes gotta keep trying, he cant get lazy like 50 who got rich and stopped trying. i know punchlines are dope but lets hear that flow wayne, IM ME is a bad ass song, nice flow and dope punchlines.

  • @indiodemexico actually 50 told pplz dat if kayne sold more albums then 50's then 50 would stop rapping...kanye sold more within the 1st week and thats the last we ever heard of 50

  • @lilboss141 i know right maybe he jinxed himself...

  • @indiodemexico either way 50 still sucked in my opinion lol

  • oooo i get it CLICK the movie with adam sandler

  • The verses form 'I'm Me" are too hot!

  • Gladiators battle on the side of soveriegn nations---fathers of confrontation, with lama's to pop your face in--Blinded by lies and hatred they conjure abomination--ARMIES MARCH ACROSS THE CONTINENT HONOURING SATAN!--The final countdown 2012--jumping out the black halk, with a black eagle by the money belt----- I'll take you from the edge of space to the projects---from the pyramids of Giza to where God sits---we monsterous and conscious, homie, im wide awake.  ILL BILL LACOKANOSTRADAMUS

  • these arent lil wayne punchlines. these are lil wayne's ghost writer's punchlines lololololololololololololololo­lolololololol lil GAYne is a Faggot lolololololololololololol thumbs up for real rap niggaz lololololololololol

  • whats the name of the first and second song

  • wayne says on mr.carter : im a murder Y kill O and even U ... get it kill YOU ??

  • whats the song at 0:20 ?????

  • Hov killed Wayne on Mr.Carter with only one verse

  • whats the song at 0:40 ??

  • the whole no ceilings mixtape could be one here as well as C1,C2,C3.. wayne too good and best rapper alive no doubt

  • @baileyk4394

    nah he's not even top 25 alive. dont get me wrong i dont hate him but i just think he's overrated. he cant be the best when people like Nas, Andre 3000, Common, Talib, Lupe Fiasco, Mos Def... ect are still alive

  • lil waynes whatever---but heres what we call a line done with finesse---: 'Everyday people die for these benjamins/ its a mockery/ I take the form of socrates/ spit it like philosphy/ have you understanding this hypocracy/ a federal reserve note is worth more then your soul/ and the system is designed so that everyones broke." <,BLACKDOVE. This is a puchline aswell believe it or not---but it actually has a level of awarness not just some pun bullshit.--Anyway Waynes stuff is comedy--no soul maan

  • wat song is at 1:39

  • man i was hoping to see good stuff.. im going back to big L and cassidy

  • whack rapper

  • these are aight, but there's alot more better wayne punch lines

  • good job ... need a link to download this mp3 !!

  • WAAAAIIIIIIIITTTTT if your a true hip hop/ rap fan pause this video at 0:00 then go to the search bar and type in big l best punchlines. this lil wayne bullshit will make you brain dead

  • @Talentz92 i know, wayne talkin about get on my level? get on ludacris level, which isn't high, then we can talk. and his bitch ass gonna need a ladder or spaceshuttle

  • whats the song called when he said hes up lik viagra and and clck like adam sandler

  • @GHSFOOTBALL15 watch me

  • Brand New - lil wayne 

  • lol

  • @Exuratio

    He does not WRITE it. He doesn't WRITE shit, its off the dome. 

  • @Exuratio your right he doesnt write his own shit... he remembers everything he raps dumbass get your facts straight

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  • LOL at all the people who HATE Lil Wayne but take the time to listen to his music.. You all fail at hating..

  • 2:15... was that a diss to Led Zeppelin or was it an honourable mention. If this motherfucker made any goddamn sense whatsoever, maybe I'd be able to figure out whether or not to murder the cocksucker. I don't currently hate him to the point of going that far, but if he dissed the hammer of the gods, bitch he's dead within the next 3 days.

  • @mussman717word Haha, feel ya

  • video...

  • @Exuratio thats true, drake was his ghost man at one point, he wrote down some of his lyrics

  • @Exuratio link the video where he says it.

  • hahaha, i almost fell out of my chair laughing.

    I love how everyone looks up wayne then leaves comments dissin him and sayin how bad he is. But wait a min these guys are true gangsta youtubers and they definately would have mad sick flow? Fuck off cunts none of you know shit about rap you just say wayne is bad because you too retarded to understand his flow. holla at ya boy peace.

  • glad to know these are some of waynes best punchlines.... the most talentless hack in the rap business.