Adam Hills on terrorists

[frostytheaussie]

he sounds a bit like jerry seinfeld!

[MurasakiTsukimaru]

Evil Overlord List Rule 548: Never fuck with Scotland.

[mcfester999]

thank fuck for the floods

[Critick3000]

Thank you, TV Tropes, for the link.

[WhiskerScot569]

this actually makes me rather proud to be glaswegian

[WhiskerScot569]

This is even funnier for me because i was waiting for my flight to majorca to see my auntie and uncle when it happened and saw the 'incident'

[helsinki]

anyone got the actual news video?

[harlangeraets]

tough to rugby tackle him? no just scottish

[LLOYD19851012]

No one fucks with Scotish people

[lightmatterful]

12 dislikes?

Let the fuckers burn.

[ben9DB]

let the fucker burn!

[Mikeybetts]

let the fucker burn!

meanwhile back in Pakistan

"should we bomb Scotland?"

"do you have ANY idea what happened to Jamal last time we tried that?"

[armandin2048]

@Mikeybetts Yes mate, we just watched the video, are you a fucking echo, a court stenographer or a parrot.

[Mikeybetts]

@armandin2048

a mixture of all 3 helt together by magic, why do you ask?

[EpicMan789]

let the fucker burnnn

[Canaris4]

@jimmyhall94

Atleast you ad laughter to the quote, unlike the rest of the blokes that quote it.

[rahulras]

Awesome haha

[LLOYD19851012]

Because we British are optimised.

[yankiedoodledoctor]

@LLOYD19851012 you're kidding right. Us british are grumpy about nearly everything.(well the majority of the Britain - i'm not and obviously i don't know about yourself personally)

[LLOYD19851012]

@yankiedoodledoctor Me, I try to find the best out of each situation. Think it's because I have been though so much shit.

[yankiedoodledoctor]

@LLOYD19851012 fair enough. I think it is better to have a positive outlook on life - otherwise one would become a grumpy old man/woman. But you can't deny that a lot of British people do nothing but complain.

[LLOYD19851012]

@yankiedoodledoctor I would have to agree with you about that. In the last week I have not seen 1 British person smile.

[DifferentGirl3]

@LLOYD19851012 Ok, you aren't seeing me, but I'm smiling now :)

Which would sound creepier in most other contexts...

[LLOYD19851012]

@DifferentGirl3 Smile away.

[Rachel130989]

@yankiedoodledoctor Actually we tend to only complain in private, describing most things as being “fine”, knowing that if we did complain we would only get an insincere apology in return. For the British, moaning to one’s friends/family is almost a national pastime, it is personally satisfying to both grumble about a certain topic, and to hear others have a gripe about the same thing, such as, for example, those annoying people who inflict their overly positive attitude on those around them.

[Etherian87]

@Rachel130989 you did a much better job and more eloquent job explaining that than I could =)

[rougewatermelon]

11 people caught fire in Glasglow

[Freddyfootlong]

Fuckin watch this!

[knaxwvc]

let the fucker burn~~~ XDDDDD

[Imika1]

god your funny



[xodearbhailox]

Dude  you should try living in Northern Ireland lol

bomb scares don't even phases us anymore

[Phaugirl]

"London is the only city in the world that attempts to fight the War on Terror, using boredom."

[Lolboylol5678]

I choked on the let the fucker burn part lol

[NatalieHartstone]

That's so true it is like that on the tube

[syedmuhammadyaqoub]

lol..it was funny

[TheAussieDoctor]

Screw the 10 people who disliked this awesome guy!

[csgrambauer]

@TheAussieDoctor I agree. I definitely LIKED this guy! Hilarious!!

[hotrodney79]

10 dislikes...10 Muslims watched:-P

[Crazzeecandy]

"I mean it was amazing there was this man staggering around through airport he was on fire, his clothes were coming off there was smoke coming off him, it was like a Michael Jackson Thriller video."

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

he's so funny!!

[LadyStarAussie]

Adam Hills Kicks ass mate :)

[CelticPredator3]

10 people are terroists

[FVKVVT59]

I love you Adam Hills your the best ever! Eva svedman from Sweden

[Azmodeus87]

@FVKVVT59 I 2nd that notion. Another fan from sweden.

[mattymx21]

bet the weegie shouted gazelle before he tackled him

[Kellie4bz]

Adam Hills, makes you proud to be australian (Y)

[dharmaseed]

You are most welcome, sir. You think political correctness is stupid in the U.K., try living over here in the good ol' US of A!

As for your other comment, wouldn't Adam Hills make anyone want to be Australian? Except for those who don't like Australians or get Australian, British or Scottish humour (if there's a difference).

[Gallowell]

@dharmaseed There's a big difference between Aussie humour and that of the Scots, Brit and Irish.

[dharmaseed]

@Gallowell Okay, please enlighten me, then. I've seen Craig Ferguson, Billy Connolly and Python, not to mention Morecambe & Wise, Spike Milligan and Benny HIll. Is it the sketches themselves, or more the subject matter?

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

Thank you for saying that. I do actually know certain people who would see my comment as being "racist" because of how stupid political correctness has become in this country (and the U.K in general).

We are all very proud of the fact that "The Big Yin" is from the bonny town o' Glasgow - but I wish I were Australian because of this guy! :)

[Hammerhand1989]

when will the world learn? dont f**k with the celts.

[jamesstafforduk]

@Hammerhand1989

Yeah, because nobody ever beat and controlled us Celts. Oh, hang on....

[MattySP34Ks]

07 edinburgh festival was like 2 miles away from where i was staying :)

[dharmaseed]

Who...attacks...Glascow? One of the suicide bombers was rugby tackled!! LOL

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@dharmaseed aye, yeh'd hae tae be pretty stupid tae mess wae Glaswegianers

[dharmaseed]

@ADEMruinedmylife909 LMFAO!!! Fookin' watch this!!

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@dharmaseed aye exactly, YE NAE MESS WAE NUTTERS!!! (My family is Glaswegian, before anyone has a go at me for being "racist")

[dharmaseed]

@ADEMruinedmylife909 Not racist, you just have a sense of humour, something a lot of people are seriously lacking in. I'm jealous tho, your country gave the world Billy Connolly!!

[BigGorDog26]

why does that guy get in the way?!?!

[turillilan]

please legendas em portugues do brasil please

[josiah621]

The 8 dislikes on this video were the terrorists that had to keep going through the round abouts

[OToMb]

the scottish gut who rugby tackled the burning terrorist wants a fucking medal, absolutely brilliant Ha

[DarkAngelTsukiUchiha]

Not only Londan mate the whole of fucking britan! Course you bomb the welsh, will put out the fire tehn throw strongbow on you ^_^ hehe

[elliottrams4life]

Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing! Show me the weird thing!

[matt313m]

@elliottrams4life close the cupboard where you keep your toothpaste and have a look

[elliottrams4life]

Let me see your leg!

[Crusader820]

Scotland.

Fuck yeah.

[SCRuner5h]

Who attacks GLASGOW?

[mozzerella111]

@123Shazzam123 better that class I s'pose :P

[123Shazzam123]

Lmao :L

My school uses boredom to stop people misbehaving :P If you're really bad you have to sit outside the deputy head's office all day and do absolutely nothing :P

[xThemaskisheraid]

He's so funny. :D I wish we had comedians like this in America. eAe

[MrZoozimp]

No... Let the fucker burn

[jaygirl942]

Who on Earth would attack Glasgow??? They'd be killed by traffic, never mind the bombs!!

[hyper770]

No shit you wouldn't attack Scotland because Billy Connelly would go all brave heart on your arse and tear you a new one lol

[MegagagaThe]

Great sence of humour. YOU ARE EXCELLENT !!!!!:)

[superally09]

"fuckin watch this!" brilliant :D

[alyssasaysily]

"HOLY SHIT!" :))

[BlueBandannaGirl]

Lol. Gotta love Adam Hills.

[Pisces31660]

Michael Jackson thriller vid...LMAO

[0MyChemicalRomance3]

Makes me proud to be Australian. [:

[walkingimdb]

He's brilliant. He gets the little things so right.

[TheJustdoit4]

i love this guy.He's my fav comedian.

[walkingimdb]

Love accent @ 2:32.

[TheNoodles182]

@walkingimdb you hear announcements like that on the london underground as well loool!

[psychokitty93]

I love our sense of humour! :)

[lazylank]

lol " Fucking watch this!"

[polskiund]

what lame shit is this?Is this australian way of humor?Awful!

[Jacintalee24]

are you American?

[oli3659]

lol.... hes an aussie

[wellthennevermind]

you're so gay. i'm just gonna assume that you're an Amerifag, just because you don't understand our humour does not mean that it is 'awful' it means that it is different,

[bookworm266]

@wellthennevermind. Being ignorant and American does not equate to being homosexual.

[dharmaseed]

How tough do you have to be to watch a car plow into a building on fire, a guy gets out in flames, runs across the terminal, and you go: "Fookin' watch this!"

[colindominy]

Adam Hills .. in fine form here. Nice work. Very talented & very entertaining. Can't for the life of me understand / comprehend those commentators below who put him down. They must be retards, or very poorly-educated people, lacking in an appreciation of the arts, or maybe they come from non-caucasian backgrounds, perhaps. I think that might be it, actually. The unspoken but very real 'multi-cultural divide & dichotomy' in our mixed-up, damned mish-mash of a contemporary society.

[lt08219]

Yeah, well you're 55 so with any luck you'll be dead soon so you won't have to worry about the oh so terrible state our damned mish-mash of contemporary society. Oh, by the way, I enjoyed Adam here. I just think you're a cunt.

[nya6711]

"The car came into the airport and he fell out of the car and he's rollin around on fire. I turned to the office next to me. I said' Should we help him?' he said 'No...let the fucker burn." XD OMG I'm laughing so hard.

[dharmaseed]

Damm et, eye spehled Glasgow rong.

[SocialGhost11]

@dharmaseed yeah, you kinda spelt all those words wrong.

[dharmaseed]

Wasn't 'Glasgow' spelled correctly? It's not wrong again, is it?!?

[SocialGhost11]

@dharmaseed nah you spelt it right, just everything else. I get you were joking though.

[dharmaseed]

"Who attacks Glascow? One of the suicide bombers was rugby tackled!!" I'm laughing so hard it hurts!!

[radaresalaam]

I'm Scottish and I can tell you that his accent is SHIT.

[ozzyguy67]

aww your sad SHUT UP.

[Maksimfan]

his accents are awsome!

[aikidy]

LOL : no.. let the fucker burn

[scruffums123]

Let the fucker burn.

[d0ghome]

@scruffums123 nahh let him rot in jail

[hanz12234]

Ya gotta love adam hills for picking up the small traits that us British people are so proud of :)

[charliedearmound91]

@hanz12234 you should check out rich hall hes american and he does stuff like that but its much dryer.

[lovesplooge]

They said in the paisley express that the guy kicked the terrorist in the balls "in an effort to put out the flames"

epic

[ROBBIKAI]

@lovesplooge Another buddy nice to meet you mate

[alyssasaysily]

@lovesplooge  really? xD

[lovesplooge]

rofl that i highland accent, not glasgow :P still funny though

[Xanatos712]

0:46, hilarious!

[shadowwolfmoon88]

HEHE I love Adam Hills he's so funny! Can't stop laughting!! Classic!

Speeking as a Scottish person we don't roll our rs that much do we? lol lol

Love it its fantastic

[ShaunHawksworth]

Brilliant. Adam Hills is amazing!

[loglog7]

I'm Australian and the only time I have EVER heard anyone speak with that accent is in badly produced movies and Monty python

[Runawayer]

Lived in the darkness:)))

[Runawayer]

Just discovered Adam Hills, he is brilliant :)

[Toxicxxemo]

agreeed

[fillroll]

thats sad what did u do b4 u discovered him

[PrincessSakuno]

adam hills rules! best comedian ever

[renrono]

Helluer! yeourrr accent is kinda hard to understand!

[xTeamxEdwardxBellax]

Why do people always find Australians hard to understand?

[lovellespice]

the vowels all sound the same! especially the I and A.. i mean toible groipes are supposed to be table, grapes etc.. it would help also if ozs speak a little slower and enunciate more.. it could take some getting used to but it's understandable..

[DangerasTM]

i cracked up when he goes "hey fuckin watch this!" (tackle)

[mitchkurt]

aussies can do good accents thank you very much

[NatureLover987]

wow, for an aussie he sure can do a scottish accent!!

[BassyTheHijaabi]

"no. let the blink burn."

[Glasthiem]

"No, let the fucker burn." Funny shit man~.

[MattyAustin14]

Saw his show "Inflatable" at Edinburgh. Really amazing :)

[Probablyacowtbh]

Ahhh likewise, hope that makes it to a dvd or the likes. Bloody good show

[hfg4880]

Went to see him this year, was on the front row and he picked on my friend cos he clapped when no one else did!!! He was amazing

[rabwatt321]

were you at the show "adam, jason and friends" ?

[hfg4880]

Nah I went to see Inflatible last Sunday at the Assembly Hall, George Street at the Edinburgh Festival!

[HayleyTierney]

i love him :)

[aswolf]

I've found that London is remarkably like NYC, all of us would just be pissed if there was a bombing...'cause now we've got to transfer and go all the way around....jerks. couldn't they have chosen the A train instead?

[HaniiPuppy]

New yorkers violently hate people from every other part of the world, including the rest of the same country?

[aswolf]

woah, where did you get that from?

of course we don't hate everyone else. simply, americans are a combination of all the peoples of the world, and with all the moving around that we do, nyc is a huge salad/melting pot....eh,...

[HaniiPuppy]

I was kidding, you said that London is remarkably like NYC. London's media is amazingly bigoted and racist about pretty much everyone apart from white londoners, including people from other parts of England.

When most of the UK's media is controlled from London, it's kinda hard to ignore it.

[aswolf]

I've never really spent a lot of time in England, but it sounds like you have. Gotta ask, is there a lot of upward social mobility? Or do the established classes try to remain as they are?

[HaniiPuppy]

I haven't spend a lot of time in England, but being in Scotland, I have felt similar effects.

England has two main political parties that seem to take power alternately. The conservative party (capitalist) and the Labour party (formerly socialist, now god-knows-what) and the Labour party has been in power for a good while now, which has meant that there isn't really a social class system in place any more.

However, most of the UK's money is hoarded towards London. Scotland produces a hell of

[HaniiPuppy]

a lot of oil and electricity (from hydropower, wind-power, and nuclear-power) - the UK's supply of oil comes from Scottish waters. (referred to in england as "north sea oil")

Despite Scotland's productivity, we're in a very poor state economically, with a higher-than-average rate of poverty - this is largely because Scotland doesn't get support from westminster, but still has to give up electric and oil supplies without payment, meaning less funding for development, healthcare, support, etc.

[allthatglittersfades]

In all fairness in Scotland we get our university fees paid by SAAS which is a government funded scheme :)

[HaniiPuppy]

Aye, tis a bra hing :D

But personally, I wouldn't be surprised if most other countries had a similar system in place.

[allthatglittersfades]

not sure, but its only fair cos ours are so expensive if SAAS didnt pay! France is so much cheaper for uni apparently!

[HaniiPuppy]

Well I suppose our higher education system is fairly good ... better than average ... even if the highschool system's gone to hell. (I took history for 5 years in highschool, and not once did they so much as mention Kenneth McAlpin, for instance)

[Emikero]

Who's Kenneth McAlpin?? Or am I being slow? I'm year 11 and doing History...I've never heard of him...

[HaniiPuppy]

He was the first King of Scots.

[Emikero]

I guess you do learn something new each day. Thankyou for this enlightening piece of information.

[HaniiPuppy]

You should look him up - whenever I hear a historic name that I've never heard before, I try to look for history concerning that person, their life, and their achievements; it can be interesting and it expands your knowledgeable repertoire ^_^

[rufusbone]

are you guys all commenting on someone with midget in his name coz he seems to love watching adam hills and then bagging him out and insulting australia.. he has no sense of humour and hates aussies so just ignore the racist fuckwit.. and you midget STOP WATCHING ADAM HILLS VIDS if you dont like them dipshit.. go watch seinfeld or something

[pete6256]

haha, that was awesome! As a Londoner, it's so! so! true what he says about people on the tube during terror alerts, I've sighed disapprovingly on numerous occasions when that's happened.

Hehe great Aussie comedian.

[armady]

Yes and we all know how much teh americans are loved by the rest of the world, we will be attacked for our comedy... ok and the americans are going to be attacked for their arrogance, self importance and general stupidity, i know what country i would rather be in if i was worried about terrorists...

[Stocko12]

bit harsh champ.

[DemstarAus]

1. To say that America has set 'safety boundaries' is one of the most conceited things I have ever heard. I understand that you would be patriotic, but this just crosses the line.

2. Living in fear of terrorists is only making them more powerful. Fear makes people irrational, and when they are irrational, they tend to make stupid and rushed desicions, in America's case, silly rules and regulations which only encourage people to be fearful, instead of addressing the issues at hand.

[mikefmale]

mate you have no idea. the usa has made the world a more dangerous place. if they stopped minding everyone else's business and took a good hard look at themselves and their attitude to anyone who doesn't believe in the capitalist ideal of greed greed greed, the world would be a much safer place. Now stop trying to bring people down. We're all watching this for a laugh, not a lecture from an uptight arrogant seppo.

[WHWITU]

I totally agree mikefmale. Its a bit harsh mate for you to hate Australia as a whole based upon a stand up comedy routine performed by one Australian!

[MzDark]

Yus! Thank you for saying that.

[3g0syst3m]

relax its just a joke don't be so serious all the time

[DivineHardOn]

Not really, they've been complete fuckwits for thousands of years before America existed.

[blackwhimsy]

@xxmidgit292xx With respect,mate,if the Australian attitude is so dangerous,where is the Antipodean 9/11?I don't see any planes being launched into high rises in Australia. Australia hasn't really HAD a major terrorist incident to speak of.And I'm sorry,but we don't live in a democracy to be quiet and obedient and 'follow the rules." We beat the terrorists by living FREE lives where we think and say what we like.You be a terrified,silenced minion.That's what terrorists want.I'd rather be FREE.

[seanp000001]

@blackwhimsy shut the fuck up and laugh dude...U humourless tosspot

[RohRohToday]

@blackwhimsy That may be true and good on you if it is but Australian media is terribly biased and does eventually play a part in your society's opinion of the world.

[umfhardy2mean]

itz cool how he can make up differnt accents!!! adam hills is fukn funny, on spicks and specks i watch it every time!

[verticalsmurf]

Another reason why I'd love to move to Scotland.

[Pranksterboy333]

He's Aussie, and a fine example of our comedians too.

[gerrardisdabest]

hahaha love adam hills