Hetfield Talking About His Oyster Incident

[johnnyblunder]

Tosser. Mr corporate slave.

[CohesiveOverkill]

Whats the song at the beginning?

[GrzesMetallica]

"the oyster that took down Metallica!" -> holy fucking shit! I love the way he said it

[TehNumberOneBigBoss]

Creeping Oyster is badass.

[hoppinonabronzeleg]

Oyster of Puppets!!!

[Sl3dg3H]

Press 1 for Jamez doing "Hahahaha NO!!" joke

[RupertNotoy]

Sweden hates Metallica!

[robert42898]

My favorite songs hit the oyster , the four oysters master of oysters the oyster that should not be st. Oyster some kind of oyster that was just your oyster the oyster that never comes oyster ( one ) oystered ( blackened ) for whom the oyster ride the oyster fight oyster with oyster oh god I am really sick of oysters!!!!!!!

[sunnyjim98]

OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!! OYSTER!!

[Beartallica86]

"I am the Oyster!!!!"

[ciaranw520]

Oyster Em All Ride the Oyster Master of Oysters And Oysters for All... The Oyster Album Oyster Re Oyster St Oyster Oyster Magnetic :D

[thebigchillman]

That was just your Oyster, Ain't My Oyster, Oyster What, st.Oyster, Call of the Oyster, Oyster Up Your Ass, Shortest Oyster, And Nothing Oyster Matters, Kill 'em Oyster, The Four Oysters, Am i Oyster?, Four Oyster Clover, Hit The Oyster, Frayed Oysters Of Sanity, and justice for Oyster

[stenback31289]

2011 Ride the Lightning (Ride the Oyster) remastered, Fight Oyster with Saline, Ride the Oyster, For Whom the Oyster Tolls, Fade to Oyster, Trapped under Oyster, Oyster, Creeping Oyster, Call of the Oyster.

[forcefan1211]

Disposable Oysters, The Oyster That Should Not Be, Ride The Oyster, Fade to Oyster, Creeping Oyster, Call of Oyster, Oysters Eve, The Oyster Remains, St. Oyser, King Oyster, No Leaf Oyster.... Raining Oysters (yeah, Slayer. *puts on sunglasses* DEAL WITH IT)

[alphatoddio]

James has bed head...lol

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

Wow, some people have a lot of time on their hands...

[ThePrez92]

@RainingBlood15 dont forget: That Was Just Your Oyster, The Shortest Oyster, Prince Oyster, Holier Than Oysters, Wasting My Oyster, Oyster Said, Better Than Oyster, Stone Cold Oyster, Anesthesia (Pulling Oyster), St. Oyster, Disposable Oysters, and Oyster, But True

[TopRamenKickAss]

@ThePrez92 how could you guys forget Oyster Militia and Phantom Oyster?

[qu7aker]

@ThePrez92 Enter Oyster? Master of Oysters?

[Thisismeisityou]

@qu7aker I think all of us are forgetting the biggest one: Metallicoyster

[qedftgddd]

TOO MANY GODDAMN OYSTERS HOLY SHIT!!! oyster.

[steelrose21]

whats the song in the begining?

[MaliceMods]

Dave Mustaine was the chef

[bigamai]

toughest oyster in history!!

hahahahah!

[eminemdisstopia]

TABLE BOY

[IGTINOF]

The Outlaw Oyster

[savageblue25]

i didnt see the flaming skull on his neck he probly got that in 2010

[jpineda9391]

press 1 over and over XD

[metallicsorrow9495]

Wow if i ever got James Hetfield to laugh like that I would feel SoOoOoOo complete for life :o..

[Constantdoodle]

Put some songs on Rocksmith!

[drewlaplanche]

Haha. Wow.

[FuckFaceOblivion]

Maybe they should tour with Oysterhead.

[DeathbeastGregar]

All Oystermare Long

[Adennos]

The Oyster that took down Metallica.

I lol'd.

[AnamariaOcampo99]

so practically, james ate some oysters and they ddint suit him well. that would have been funny metallica going up on stage saying

lars: james ate an oyster and now hes sick, so the show is cancelled

[chuckburruss]

It would have been cooler if his blood pressure was 81 over 60

[wahaya2]

@chuckburruss I see what you did there XD

[chuckburruss]

@wahaya2 i'm surprised it took someone 2 months XD

[RainingBlood15]

my inbox has been spammed by people replying to my comment

[drifted38]

@RainingBlood15 master of oysters im eating a dish oysters in your mind and you have to piss! dont look at it or youll be dead!!! oyster. OYSTER

[CliffordLeBurton]

@drifted38 fail

[zwareshag]

For Whom the Oyster Trolls.

[thomaswithanH]

Oyster tried to kill the metal

[AllRockClassic]

In 1981, responding to the announcement on the fanzine "The Recycler", published by drummer Lars Ulrich who wanted to start a band.

[rokvidfan]

creeping oyster, great stuff...

[WildMike1234]

Oysters....Kill 'em All!

[steiner4000]

Press 7 over and over.

[killian34941]

@RainingBlood15  Seek and Destroyster was hilarious

[sunnyjim98]

oyster

[zzzhuh]

Press 1 over and over and you should eventually shit yourself :P

[nv602unclebuck]

@$#! you oyster

[MigueBlogs]

Ni idea de lo que dice en el 0:18 jajaja pero lo dice bien vergas!

[dremingguitarist95]

press 0:12

[Rojo12689]

press 2 for owl.

[IGTINOF]

Oyster of the Day

[Parag0n]

Press 7 for Turkey Gobble.

[mitchymoo0]

Press 1 for a good laugh.

Press 2 for scratch record sound.

Press 8 for she was 80 over 60.

[nz881]

this is so funny!!! XD

[Uridien]

Food poisoning is bad, but food poisoning from shell fish/seafood is the worst. That will make you wish you were dead.

[JPlatinum333]

@dekadeth

Master of oysters, I'll cancel your dates!

Call off your shows and piss off your mates!

Poisoned by me, you can't play a thing!

Just order me and I'll hear you scream!

OYSTER!!! OYSTER!!!

[zattendrummer]

@JPlatinum333 hahaha awesome

[KolerikRocks]

ROFLMFAO!!!! that's funny~!!!!!!!

[belladonna4577]

@JPlatinum333 lol, nice! :D

[masterkeaton1000]

@JPlatinum333 That is actually pretty good :D

[LordVerdo]

@JPlatinum333 LOL!

[gregt2001]

@JPlatinum333 rofl

[Kyosho445]

Weeeee missed Metallica in Sweden! uwah! Darn you oyster!

[cuttlefisch]

Those oysters did'nt like Metallica's cover of Blue Oyster Cult's song Astronomy.

[FredDude27]

Oyster and re-oyster.

[Methvtain]

OYSTER UP YOUR ASS!!

[darksorcerermusic]

@Methvtain Oysters out your ass

[665AlmostEvil100]

Metallica: Sorry guys, we have to cancel the show, James is in the hospital. Fans: Did he break his arm again?  Metallica : No Fans: Did he get hit with a wall of pyro again? Metallica : No Fans: Well, what happened?! Metallica: He ate some bad oysters. \m/

[eddie160994]

OYSTER 'EM ALL!

[wladosu]

oyster(ronnie) :D

[angelitoa3a]

oyster to black

[DerDudeInShanghai]

Whiskey in the Oyster

[stenback31289]

2011 Reissue of Kill em All (Oyster em All) Hit the Oysters The Four Oysters Oysterbreath Jump in the Oyster Oyster (Poisoning James) Whipoyster Oyster Lord No Remoyster Seek & Destroyster Oyster Militia Am I Oyster? Oyster Blitzkrieg

[ppnats]

@stenback31289 we apreciate you oyster talent.....

[RainingBlood15]

Broken, Beat, & Oystered, The Oyster That Never Comes, All Oyster Long, Whiskey in the Oyster, The Four Oysters, Seek and Destroyster/\/\, Aint My Oyster, Oyster of the Day, Welcome Home(Oysters), Master of Oysters, Oysters Inc., Enter Oysterman, Through the Oyster, Of Oyster and Man, The Oyster Within, Fight Oyster With Oyster, For whom the Oyster Tolls, Trapped Under Oysters, Ride The Oyster, Creeping Oyster, The Call of Oysters.

[GrzesMetallica]

@RainingBlood15 haha! Broken, Beat & Oystered is definately my favourite one xD

[MaryzAigredou]

@RainingBlood15 That's just stupid and fucking brilliant!!

"Whiskey in the Oyster,Seek and Destroyster/\/\, Aint My Oyster,The Oyster Within,Ride The Oyster,Creeping Oyster" Thanks man! I almost pissed my pants! xD

[MsMetallicaFan1996]

@RainingBlood15 Seek and Destroyster neerly made me crap myself!!! XD LMAO!

[vengeance414]

@RainingBlood15 I hate commets like this.

[gamerinsideu16]

@RainingBlood15 I FUCKING LOL'D

[juicybumcrack]

@RainingBlood15 HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING FUN! omg im laughing so hard.... trapped under oysters... OMG!

[philonthis20]

@RainingBlood15 The Small Oysters, Sad but Oyster, Holier than Oyster, Disposable Oysters, Oysters Eve, Oysters Said, No Leaf Oyster, My Oysterlypse, The Oystergiven, Fade to Oyster, Harvester of Oyster, Oyster Straw, The Oyster That Should Not Be,

[AllGunsConsidered]

The Oyster that Should Not Be, King Oyster, Wherever Oysters may Roam, Oyster Within, That Was Just Your Oyster, Fade to Oysters, St. Oyster, The Oyster that Failed, ... And Oysters for all, Oysters Eve, To Oyster is to Die, The Shortest Oyster, Eye of the Oyster, Harvester of Oysters, the frayed ends of Oysters, All Oyster Long, The Oysters Kiss, Die Die Die my Oyster, Oyster of the Day, Poor Twisted Oyster, Wasting my Oysters, Oysters Said, the House that Oysters Built, Oyster Massiah...

[AllGunsConsidered]

Where the Wild Oysters Are, Oysters Dance, Some Kind of Oyster, Dirty Oyster, The Unnamed Oyster, Fight Oyster With Oysters, No Leaf Oyster hahahahaha!

[jpark1115]

@RainingBlood15 ...and oysters for all

[dare1995]

@RainingBlood15 i was laughing so hard reading this XD

[102707924]

the toughest oyster in history

[GreendayversusU2]

...And Oysters For All.

[Pwnzjoomom]

Metallica's Oyster Albums:

Oyster Em' All

Ride The Oyster

Master of Oysters

...And Oysters For All

Metallica (The Oyster Album)

Oyster

ReOyster

St. Oyster

Oyster Magnetic

[Thrashoholick]

@Pwnzjoomom

You forgot

No Life 'til Oyster demo

Oyster Days Revisited

oySter&M

and

Oyster Inc

[Pwnzjoomom]

@Thrashoholick I just mentioned the studio albums, but sure...

[MetalGearSteel]

Ain't My Oyster.

[JustAgURLinSeattle]

This was in Sweden right? I think it was. I swear Sweden is fucking bewitched -_-

[mralexforbes]

LOL James is hell serious and then he just breaks into laughter

[jameschoi999]

For Whom The Oyster Tolls

[wweboy998]

Oyster Magnetic: That was just an Oyster The End of the Oyster Broken, Beaten, and Oystered The Oyster that never comes All Oyster Long Oysternide The Unforgiven Oyster III The Oyster kiss Suicide and Oysters My Oyster Apocolypse. Sorry couldn't resist myself. Metallica for all the F***ing world to hear!

[mrmetalfan97]

0:13 i love when james laught

[Tonytagger]

enough of the song name parodies theyre fuckin annoying

[empreme]

I love it when James laughs... no homo

[stonesour3366]

st oyster

[PoopyAnis]

Trapped under Oyster

[gewinner78957]

@PoopyAnis Fail...



[PoopyAnis]

The Oyster Horseman

[zours50]

And Justice For Oyster

[WakeTheBeast666]

now we know what the theme of the next album is going to be

[boredpersonthingy]

Master of Puppets album (oyster style)

Oystery

Master of Oysters

The Oyster That Should Not Be

Welcome Home (Oystertarium)

Disposable Oysters

Leper Oyster

Oysterion

Oyster Inc.

[Hotdog40404040404]

Disposable Oysters

[kifan94]

The unoyster lll

[kifan94]

All oyster long 

[GhostGuitars]

St Oyster

[stevelikesmetal]

And justice for all... Oyster style

burnt oyster

... And oyster for all

eye of the oyster

One(explicit oyster lyrics)

Oyster of sorrow The frayed oyster of sanity

To oyster is to die

Oysters eve.

[Arnedsomedude]

Oysterion

[InfernumThe]

Ride the Oyster:

1. Fight Oyster With Oyster

2. Ride The Oyster

3. For Whom The Oyster Tolls

4. Fade To Oyster

5. Trapped Under Oyster

6. Oyster

7. Creeping Oyster

8. The Call Of Oyster

[RockyRock1994]

@InfernumThe haha xD nicely done

[Giaduccia91]

His laugh *_*

[MrMegafubar]

The Oyster that should not be!

[CarpeDiemGoddamnit]

Ain't My Oyster.

[MsMissdimples]

Oyster in a Jar

[debbieluvsibanez]

The Four Oysters, :-D

[JustAgURLinSeattle]

Since I live in Sweden Im gonna find the motherfucker who put those oysters out Ò_Ö

[shadow72510]

Oyster lord, Hit the oysters, No oyster, Pulling oysters, oysters eve, oyster of sorrow, and oysters for all, oyster of the beholder, of oyster and man, am i oyster?, oyster militia, die die my oyster, oysterbreath XD

[WIPEOUT3178]

the oyster of sorrow thoughest oyster master of oysters of oyster and man the oyster kiss mercyful oyster oyster in the jar the oyster remains hit the oyster ami oyster? fight oyster with oyster

[ihmemies100]

10. Oyster 11. Oyster Inc. 12. Creeping oyster 13. Oysters dance 14. Die die my oyster 15. Oysters eve 16. Enter oyster 17. Fade to oyster 18. Harvester of oyster 19. Hit the oyster 20. The oyster remains

[TrafficMind10]

I lol'd so hard when James said: "The Oyster that took down MetallicA..."

Not Jason's left, nor James' alcoholism, not even Napster, James incident with the pyro in 1992 or James armbreaking for skating in 1986; But an OYSTER!!

[LeMasterDisaster]

no life till' oyster

[MRBIGSHOT54321]

The oyster that never comes.

[CWOLF28]

Oyster Inc.

[in4e16]

Oyster up your ass

[in4e16]

Oystronomy

The Oyster that never comes

[in4e16]

Am I Oyster? (cover)

[Zahdman]

The oyster that never comes.

[pie5797]

lol James really wanted to say "I TOOK A BIG SHIT AND MY ASSHOLE WAS ON FUCKING FIRE" but then he turned around and saw that the game cover said "T for Teen" so he was like "damn how do i put this... k here we go.."

[TheJuanfut99]

One Oyster

[in4e16]

Fight Metallica with Oyster

[in4e16]

Fight Oyster with Doctor

[in4e16]

Master of Oysters

[emorocker897]

free speech for the oyster

[TheLegoMan1]

Of Wolf and Oyster

[DutchGuitarGuy666]

Sad But Oyster

[Pwnzjoomom]

The Oyster that Failed

[dozerification]

No life till Oyster...

[villanonickXgmail]

Some kind of Oyster

[m213ful]

0:15 Epic laugh

[INSOMNIAC624]

LMAOOO you guys crack me up XD

[TrafficMind10]

1. Fuel Oysters 2. The Oyster Remains 3. Oyster's Dance 4. The Oystergiven II 5. Better tha Oyster 6. Oyster 7. Carpe Diem Oyster 8. Bad Oyster 9. Where the Wild Oysters are 10. Oyster Charming 11. Low Oyster's lyrics 12. Oyter's attitude 13. Oystfixxxer

[Clasico2350]

1. Ain't my Oyster 2. 2x4 = Oyster 3. The House Oyster Built 4. Until Oyster Sleeps 5. King Oyster 6. Oyster of the Day 7. Bleeding Oyster 8. Oyster 9. Poor Twisted Oyster 10. Wasting my Oyster 11. Oyster Said 12. Oyster Within 13. Ronnie the Oyster 14. The Outlaw Oyster

[Mightning]

1. Enter Oysterman 2. Sad but Oyster 3. Oystier than Thou 4. The Oystergiven 5. Wherever I May Eat (Oyster) 6. Don't Tread on Oyster 7. Through the Oyster 8. Nothing else Oysters 9. Of Oyster and Man 10. The Oyster that Failed 11. My Friend of Oysteria 12. The Oyster Within

[Linkin047]

1. Oysterned

2. ...and Justice for Oyster

3. Eye of the Oyster 0.o

4. Oyster

5. The Shortest Oyster

6. Harvester of Oyster

7. The Frayed Ends of the Oyster

8. (as u' said cliff is untouchable)

9. Dyers Oyster

[Clasico2350]

1. Hit the Oysters

2. The Four Oysters

3. Oysterbreath

4. Jump in the Oyster

5. Anesthesia (Pulling-teeth) [Cliff is untouchable]

6. Oyster

7. Oyster Lord

8. No Oyster

9. Seek and Destroyster

10. Oyster Militia

[TrafficMind10]

@Clasico2350 So classic:

1. Fight Oyster with Oyster

2. Ride the Oyster

3. For the Oyster the Bell Tolls

4. Fade to Oyster

5. Trapped Under Oyster

6. Oyster

7. Creeping Oyster

8. The Call of the Oyster

[FadeToDrums]

1. Oyster

2. Master of Oyster

3. The Oyster that should not be

4. Welcome Beach (Oyster)

5. Disposable Oysters

6. Oyster Messiah

7. Oyster (Instrumental)

8. Oyster Inc

[Florrezmax]

The gig that never comes

[BlackDevilJayko]

Nah, it was one of Dave's assassins...

[dekadeth]

Master of Oysters lyrics:

End of concert play, cancelling away

I'm your source of vibrio infection

bowels that pump with fear, sucking oysters clear

Leading on your deaths construction

Taste me you will see

More is all you eat

Dedicated to

How I'm poisoning you...

[biggy531]

@dekadeth The oyster that never comes-That was just your oyster-sweet oyster-hit the oysterride-the oyster remains-THE SHORTEST OYSTER

[dekadeth]

Of Oysters And Men

[jen95xx]

haha The thoughest Oyster and The Oyster who took down Metallica

[MrPapas1991]

blue oyster cult dont fear the reaper james

[solfa2k4]

Seek and Destroyster

[mtab42]

The Oyster I, II, and III

[Motorfixxxer]

The Oyster Within Oyster's Dance Bad Oyster Where The Wild Oysters Are All Oyster Long The Oyster That Never Comes The Oyster Kiss Through The Oyster Of Oyster And James The Oyster That Failed Disposable Oysters The Four Oysters Dirty Oyster Oyster Lord Oyster Militia Hit The Oysters

[jmellinger1313]

disposable oyster

the oyster torn

the oyster remains

[Sharkis12]

Oyster of the Day

[mcmanis90]

the judas oyster

[mysteryguitartrev]

King Oyster

Oyster Apocalyspe

Oyster Sandman

[FlyingVSnow]

Got the t-shirt oyster t-shirt, from their "3 show". It reads:

Stockholm, on our way

Osyter, he will pay

Dying, one thousand deaths

Stockholm, spoilt your day

Puking, He did pay!

Dying, one thousand deaths,

Wretching

Sick and destory!

[madgeir123]

That was just your Oyster!

[darkahnubis]

Die, Die My Oyster!!

[lleeroy]

None other than a jealous Oyster Mustaine.

[Drummer14all]

"It's tough to call in sick when you have a gig like ours."

[Marcradish]

enter sandman, exit oyster

[hidanete2]

WELCOME HOME OYSTERTERTORIUM

[SeanTheReptileGuru]

All Oyster Long

Disposable Oysters

Oyster Lord

Oyster Of Sorrow

One (oyster)

The Call Of Oyster-tulu